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first thing I'll do after reaching gensokyo is donating at reimu's shrine.

>> No.5554188

Donate what? Your moon money?

Besides, whatever you donate won't be enough for her and she'll kill you, and you'll wish you had held some money back to cross the sanzu river.

>> No.5554193

Reimu gives free hugs (and possibly more) with a donation.

>> No.5554197
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>>5554188
donate myself, ofc.

now stop with the hating.

>> No.5554198

>>5554188
I always keep some Gold Sovereigns nearby. Closest thing to universal currency.

>> No.5554200

>>5554193
I'm willing to donate even without a hug.

you are doing it wrong, the ones calling sanae and aya 'sluts' are not reimu fans.

>> No.5554212

>>5554188
>Yen is the currency used to pay Sanzu River.
PFfffffffTTTttTT... Yes it cost you over 9000 yen per tri-

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.5554219

>>5554193
also, as much as i hate to admit it, ennui akadako is NOT cannon.

>> No.5554246

>>5554219

There's a difference. Ennui Akadako is her providing certain incentives at donation benchmarks like those infomercial fundraisers. Her giving you a hug (and possibly more) is out of genuine gratitude and kindness.

The "possibly more" is limited to a kiss.

>> No.5554253

>>5554197

>realistic Reimu face

...I'm not sure how I feel about this...I have the urge to fap...but that smile is so cute that I feel it would make me filthy.

>> No.5554257

I keep a few thousand yen on me at all times in case of such a situation.

>> No.5554283

>>5554246
>The "possibly more" is limited to a kiss.
oh ok.

>> No.5554355

>>5554257
I keep a few extra kidneys on me at all times in case of such a situation.

>> No.5554360

>>5554283

Seriously, she's not going to undress and beg you to fuck her out of gratitude. Realistically, you would have to give a ridiculously large donation enough to warrant a complete loss of coherent thought in her mind to the point where she just stammers a "thank you" and pecks you on the cheek before retreating a bit with a really embarrassed look on her face.

>> No.5554392

>>5554360
Oh, I'd like this. Chances are she'd tell the other girls what a nice chap I am are and I'll get friendzoned by entire Gensokyo.

>> No.5554399

>>5554360

>Realistically
>gensokyo

lolo

>> No.5554400

>>5554392
You'd probably get robbed by Marisa.

>> No.5554424

First thing I'd do after reaching gensokyo is "passing out" somewhere in the forest of magic, hoping that Marisa will find me and let me stay at her house.

If this succeeds, and I can stay long enough, Alice will learn about it. She will get strangely jealous, and rape me as I leave the house to collect firewood one day.

Alice raping me while shanghai is restraining me would be worth all the effort.

>> No.5554439

First thing I'll do after reaching gensokyo is eat.

Not with my favorite touhou or whatever, I'm not going to go find mystia's stand and eat there and fawn over her

I'll just find a place in the human village and eat there

>> No.5554444

>>5554439

Why don't you go be fat and eat with Yuyuko?

>> No.5554514

No Sanane.

>> No.5554520
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First thing I'll do after reaching Gensokyo is donating my blood and a bib to Remilia-sama.

>> No.5554541 [SPOILER] 
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first thing I'll do after reaching gensokyo is to find Rumia and fuck her.

>> No.5554549

First thing I'll do is go to the nuclear reactor and warn Okuu of the dangers inherent in nuclear power. She probably won't care, but whatever.

>> No.5554572

>>5554520

Something like this. I would endeavor to become a loyal servant, as well.

>> No.5554575

>>5554392

Sarcasm or no? Being friendzoned by an entire population of cute magical girls doesn't sound like a good thing.

>> No.5554580

>>5554444

that needs to become an image macro of some sort.

Go be fat with Yuyuko and Letty

>> No.5554585
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5554585

First thing I'll do after reaching Gensokyo is to become part of Yuuka's garden.

>> No.5554589

First thing I'll do after reaching Gensokyo is turn into prety girl.

>> No.5554601

>>5554541
Enjoy being eaten.

>> No.5554605

>>5554601
I have no regrets!

>> No.5554609

>>5554575
All sarcasm. Shit sucks.

>> No.5554642

Discover latent power.
Establish self as rival/villain.
Have lots and lots of hatesex.

>> No.5554644

>>5554609

What if one of the many residents meets you and decides to take a liking to you? Or many of them? Would a harem be such a bad thing?

>> No.5554774

>>5554644
That sounds dreamy. I'm not sure if having a harem would ever be ok for everyone involved, though. I wouldn't know if it's bad or not.

>> No.5554800

>>5554774

Okay, then just one. Even friendzoning certain Touhous have benefits. Marisa can teach you magic, and you can spar with Meiling on a regular basis for fun.

As far as going into Gensokyo with no romantic intentions, I'd want to train in martial arts under Meiling simply because she's friendly and it would be an awesome way to kill time since nobody except Marisa breaks into SDM in the first place.

>> No.5554864

I'd like to become friends with Touhous if I could. I don't ask for anything more. I don't want anything more.

After all, I'm in Gensokyo. How is sex a problem when there are swarms of defenseless winged fucktoys floating everywhere around?

>> No.5554938

>>5554800
I guess you'd have to find new hobbies to pass time, yeah. This makes me worried. I'm a bit of a jerk, I don't know if I'd make a good friend to any of the Touhous. Most people I have aquainted were either those who shared my interests or people which I had romantic intentions with. And why am I posting on /jp/ again?

>> No.5554957

>>5554938

>Why am I posting on /jp/ again?

Because you've lost control of your life.

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>>5554957

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>>5554188
>whatever you donate won't be enough for her and she'll kill you

>Reimu killing someone who went out of their way to donate to her shrine when no one else does instead of being grateful and not knowing how to react.

HERP DERP FANON.

>> No.5555073

first thing I'll do after reaching gensokyo is
getting the Hakurei Special Service Package.

or this >>5554520

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5555133

The first thing I plan on doing when I get to Gensokyo is giving Yukari a pair of M-388 Davy Crockett warheads and let her shoot them at the moon.

>> No.5557583

bumper

>> No.5557590

I'd donate to sanae's.

because at least I would get something in return

>> No.5557609

Even humans have magical powers in Gensokyo, right!?

Then

[x] Raid Eientei

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5557636

Would Reimu accept Euros? I don't know if Gensokyo is in the EU yet.

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5557643

>First thing I'll do after reaching Gensokyo is donating my blood and a bib to Remilia-sama.

I heard vampires can suck blood from your hips.
You know. Penis will be pretty close to her mouth. Remi will not refuse.

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>>5557636
It's not, but Gensokyo IS in the AU.

>> No.5561302

I'd donate everything I could to Reimu's shrine, then go and find a way to live/work in SDM.

>> No.5561333

>>5554392 Chances are she'd tell the other girls what a nice chap I am are and I'll get friendzoned
That isn't how the friendzone works.

"Nice guys" aren't literally guys who are nice. They're guys who are too timid and cowardly not to be nice.

>> No.5561337

As an engineer, I'd totally try to bring about the collapse of Gensokyo by adding massive amounts of SCIENCE

Hopefully this will result in an incident where my death at the hands of the youkai while piloting a giant science-magic mech becomes a legend.

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5561393

I'd challenge Suika do a drinking contest.

Then I'd probably die of alcohol poisoning.

Good end.

>> No.5561400

The friend zone doesn't exist in Gensokyo.

If you aren't tough enough to have women admire you, chances are you aren't tough enough to be alive.

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>>5561337
Let's be friends!

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