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What the hell /jp/ ?
I thought Touhou was all about shooting fairies and dodging fireworks, but all i got is a fucking ying yang ball that is trying to kill me ?
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.5545883

That's all Raymoo could manage back then

>> No.5545890

Reimu's balls are very ferocious. You must tame them first to dominate them.

>> No.5545894

Put it on lunatic and keep playing. This game is awesome.

>> No.5545901

>>5545868
The first 5 games suck, try the windows ones instead

>> No.5545904 [DELETED] 

>>5545901
wee woo wee woo
secondary detected
wee woo wee woo

>> No.5545924
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>>5545904

>> No.5545929

>>5545904
derp derp
as if your little jargon means anything.

>> No.5545945

>>5545924
>>5545929
butt angry secondaries

>> No.5545955

>>5545945
you sure showed them

>> No.5545961

>>5545955
i didnt even need to put effort into it

>> No.5545967

>>5545945
suigin, why are you showing such massive fail?

Explain, in detail, how being a "secondaryfag" is in any way derogatory. Hell you may as well explain "secondaryfag" while you're at it.

>> No.5545970

God tier: miko kung-fu slide
High tier: bomb
Mid tier: classic shot
Shit tier: miko wand weaving

>> No.5545977

>>5545961
'cause your a master

>> No.5545980

>>5545961
Post one of your macros, so you're sure you owned them properly.

>> No.5545983

So....what the hell is secondary ?
And does the game get better ? All i do is shooting the ball and pray that it does hit the cards and not me.

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>>5545967

>> No.5545991

>>5545983
Haven't you ever played Blasterball, anon?

>> No.5545994

>>5545983

You're playing the very first one from the 1990's, of course it won't look good to you. Try Touhou 5 and above.

>> No.5545995

>>5545988
overkill

>> No.5546000

>>5545988
About the only thing you accomplished is help /jp/ down the spiral of shit it's been heading these past few months.

Congradulations, at least you did something.

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>>5546000

>> No.5546008

>>5546004
>>5545988

Why so 12 year old, man?

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>>5546004

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>>5546008

>> No.5546025

>>5546004
HOLY SHIT DUDE U TOTALLY SHOWED ME LOLOLOL XD

>> No.5546027

>>5546021
LOLOLOLOLOLOLXD

>> No.5546036

LLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLolxD

>> No.5546034

>>5546021

lolwtfsrsly

>> No.5546030

>>5546004
>its 2 easy 23 own u
I love that part.

>> No.5546031

>>5546021
LLLLLLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>>5546025
>>5546027
>>5546031

>> No.5546045

Wow this guy is mad

>> No.5546050

>>5546043
Dudew you totally crack me up. lOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.5546058

Well, this thread sure got shitted on. Hard.

>> No.5546065
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5546065

so made in here
it must b so ez to own u

>> No.5546066

>>5546058
blame the angry /a/utists

>> No.5546074

>>5546058
Apparently suigin wanted a reaction from me or something so I gave him one.

>> No.5546091

itt Suigin plays with some /a/ or /v/ kids

what a waste of internet space

>> No.5546093

I just wanted to learn how to play touhou properly....

>> No.5546116

>>5546093
Oh, right. Download games 5+ if you're new to the series.

You can always come back to the PC-98 games later.

>> No.5546117

>>5545945

Yeah, I hate the first 5 games. So? I dont see any problem. I embraced my secondaryfag soul long ago and I am happy together with my girlfriend (who is a cute baka fairy!). We have a fucking lot of friends in and outside of the touhou fandom and I am pretty slim and good looking.

But thanks anyway asshole. Go and play your stupid PC98 shit while I have SEX with my baka.

>> No.5546121

>>5546093
the Shumps are from Touhou 2 onwards
Touhou 1 is completely different
I suggest you start with Lotus Land Story or Mystic Square (if you plan to stick to PC-98 games) or Perfect Cherry Blossom

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5546149

IMO the pc-98 games are worth a try just so you can see how the series improved. Goddamn I couldn't tell the difference between the scenery and the bullets the first time I played Alice's stage in mystic square

>> No.5546185

Touhou 1: Reimu plays with her balls
Touhou 2: Mima tries to grab Reimu's balls

>> No.5546195

>>5546149
you are weak

>> No.5546229

The old games require you to be on your toes more since there are more random bullets you don't memorize so much learn to dodge them on the spot.

>> No.5546268

>>5545988
What even are you trying to prove now?

>> No.5546278

>>5546268
This guy right here

>> No.5546287

HARRY UP!!

that was the only good toohoo game

based off pure skill and not memorization

>> No.5546288

>>5546065
White Ren, I love you.

>> No.5546365

>>5546288
love u 2 bb

>> No.5546459

So I guess you really accept my tripcode as being superior, fake Sion?

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5546520

Keep playing, it gets better.

>> No.5546570

Wait, can't her orbs turn into cats? So she's killing people with her cats?

>> No.5546595
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5546595

What the hell /jp/ ?
I thought Touhou was all about shooting fairies and dodging fireworks, but all i got is a fucking tank that is trying to kill me? Why is Reimu in a tank as well?
EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT

>> No.5546644

>>5546595
Dem Yokai get smarter and smarter every day, man.

>> No.5546785

>>5546644
Rika isn't a yokai...

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