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What do you NEET's normally dream about?

>> No.5545113

thousands of dicks penetrating their penis

>> No.5545108

>>5545101
not this

>> No.5545118

I dream of good /jp/.

Impossible, I know. Harder than world peace, I know.

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death.
warning, do not open.
I warned you.

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I was diving so deep that I drowned, again. Deep, dark underwater places are damn eerie. Though usually sharks or other hostile underwater monster eat me first. The surface of the sea is also littered with all kinds of poisonous shit.

>> No.5545124

I trained myself so...

Dreams of my wife. Every night.

>> No.5545127

>>5545117
Wow....I'd like to see the original video.

>> No.5545133
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About waking up in a land where it is obligatory to take it easy.

>> No.5545136

>>5545127
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydyA_cVJNA
Enjoy your idiotic intro and lolmusic.

>> No.5545137

>>5545117

I never listen to warnings :(

why you do dis :(

>> No.5545147

>>5545117
what kind of animal is that? Looks like a cross between an alligator and a turtle

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>>5545137
Oh, wow. You are a complete faggot.

>> No.5545161

Just last night, I had a dream where I was a girl and that I wasn't satisfied with just a single cock in my pussy, then my clitoris turned into a huge dick and then I sucked it.
No really, fucking weird man I tell you.
Probably because lately I've been fapping to /d/

>> No.5545162

>>5545136
Found it myself first, but thanks anyway!

>> No.5545172
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My dreams are usually crazy. Such as I dream that I was me as a young child getting raped by a faceless man on the front steps of my house. I was slowly crawling up the steps trying my hardest to escape and scream but no voice came out.

>> No.5545179

>>5545172
What the fuck man

>> No.5545190

>>5545172
Same here. I'm more amazed how indifferent I feel about them.

>> No.5545203

Last dream I had I was on safari with my workmates. We didn't even see anything. I don't think that dream could have got more mundane if it had tried.

>> No.5545202

I dream about my waifu.
Sometimes I dream about surfing /jp/

>> No.5545215

I dont dream, as soon as I shut my eye I wake up and it morning

>> No.5545220

>>5545215
You do have dreams, you just don't remember them.

>> No.5545221

>>5545136
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=mdGoxwVFFKw

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Most of my dreams are usually about me with Rumia.

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>>5545233
I wish I had good dreams

>> No.5545243

I *very* rarely remember them (on the order of only 2 or 3 times a year). But when ever I do it is generally about what ever game I am really into at the time.

>> No.5545247

>>5545233
Darkness. Total and absolute.

>> No.5545264

Alright, copy/pasting a rather peculiar recent dream.

The night before, I see a cockroach I can only describe as truly gigantic. Largest roaches hail from Brazil and are about 10cm long, this monster was a good contender to them. She was also carrying an egg case, so I go to sleep thinking it'd be nice if the roach laid her eggs in me, magically transforming me into a cockroach girl scurrying off to live happily in some 2D land. Usual autogynephilic fantasy, don't tell me you don't wish for something like that too.

The dream I saw had unrelated parts, but it eventually culminated into me getting a takeout. The name of the burger had tiger in it, and I was joking about how the hamburger was large enough to feed one. It's your standard take-out menu, with a hamburger and some side dish (I don't know, onion rings? chicken wings? ) It also had another, more exotic food item, containing two live beetle grubs alongside a live leech.

I am unfazed, thinking that the grubs are tolerable, but eating a leech is a tad excessive. They're all stomach, anyway. This is about when that part of the menu reveals other live "extras". No big deal, just maggots. Oh wait, I recognize those fang-like mandibles and spike-lined body from somewhere. It's for anchoring the maggot in flesh. They're screwworms.

For those who don't know about screwworms, they're flesh-eating maggots. Like bot flies, they can end up on any place of the body, I've seen some in the nose and one in the tear ducts. Unlike bot flies, they enjoy digging particularly deep holes and can swarm by the hundreds.

This is where they jet out with shocking speed, spreading around the room. Naturally, it's a good time to freak out.

The rest of the events aren't important, but it involved frying the area with magic (which I didn't question at all, anything is fine as long as it saves me from fleshboring maggots) and searching with disposable tissue at hand for any survivors.

>> No.5545403

A six-legged horse appeared in the last dream I can remember. I was horrifying.

>> No.5545427

Genderswapping and waifu fucking. Last night I had a Type-Moon girls orgy.

>> No.5545443

>>5545427
so they were all genderswapped to men and fucked you in the ass?

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>>5545113

>> No.5545446

>>5545443
No. But that would also be acceptable.

>> No.5545449

I only partly remember the last two.

A couple of nights ago, I had a dream about life after having SRS.

Last night, it was about the 3DS.

>> No.5545459

>>5545101
Random shit related to my anxiety disorder and lack of self-confidence.
Often facing problems I systematically fail in the most catastrophic ways, such as going against a tree while driving a car, slipping in the middle of the road, getting an answer to a test wrong, forgetting things during a conversation, etc etc etc.

>> No.5545469

Seeing myself die in diffirent age periods.

>> No.5545488

I used to dream about having sex with my little sister some time ago.

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