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5539927 No.5539927[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

I'm lonely :(

Anyone else here feel like an heroing tonight?

>> No.5539931

Yes, please go and do it.

>> No.5539929

try >>>/a/

>> No.5539932

I just want a friend ;_;

>> No.5539934

1. buy shitload of fireworks
2. strap yourself on
3. light it all up at once
4. ???
5. PROFIT

>> No.5539939

kill yourself, then post the pics.

>> No.5539941
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5539941

I do feel so OP!
I allways do ><
Im so lonely i just wan't to disappear.
But im here for you OP!

>> No.5539943

>blog
> :(
>heroing derp derp derp

Yeah, reported.

>> No.5539949

>>5539943
mad, mad
mad, mad
youuu are so mad!
you reported, maid ignored it, you're autistic too!

>> No.5539951

It's true OP, we love you. I like you and I'll be your friend if you want. We can chat on MSN, tell me about your problems. I'll listen.

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5539959

Is your dick uncut? I can suck on it if you want.

>> No.5539960

Taking my jpsuicide.txt list out in anticipation for a wave of hangings.

>> No.5539968

Get a hobby, OP. Complaining to people on the internet doesn't cure loneliness. Trust me.

>> No.5539966
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5539966

I'm a hardcore fan with Touhou, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Gensokyo where I would often train with Marisa in the magic forest and help Reimu with the Hakurei shrine festival, but one day as I was talking to Reimu, we went to her shrine for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Yukari and she agreed that you would be PERFECT for Gensokyo, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Yukari said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

>> No.5539964

It's my birthday, so yeah. A little bit.

>> No.5539972

>>5539951
What's your msn name?

>> No.5539975

>>5539966
I love this pasta

>> No.5539978

Save us, suigin.

>> No.5539980

>>5539972
Rebecca.

>> No.5539985

>>5539978
reported.

>> No.5539986

Come on guys...
No need to be so mad to every ronery guy at /jp/
Even though most of them are fags, but i guess we can give it a rest once i a while

>> No.5539989

>>5539966

This may be tired old copypasta, but I'm living something similar to this right now.

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5539991

>>5539927
You must only throw your life away if you’ve thrown everything else away first. Then you will truely know the worth of your life. Stop acting like you are constrained to the environment you are in. Leave. Adapt. Grow. Such is life. Its tough as hell, I know. I have gay friends that have dealt with it. Its no piece of cake. You have to realize killing yourself is hard. Every method short of a high powered rifle will hurt very much and not be certain. People have survived even 7 story falls. The human body is tougher than you think. People die slowly. If you can say you understand this all, then I will help you towards your suicide, but understand I love you.

>> No.5539993

>>5539980
lmbo

>> No.5540008

FUCKING PENALTY DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT????????????

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>>5539966
Man, I can't even lucid dream.
My goal is to build a machine that will allow me to enter a lucid dream state for days at a time, with few health-related side effects.
I'm currently in Uni, studying physics (engineering), psychology, and biology.

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5540012

See you on the other side, OP, if there is another side.

>> No.5540021

>>5539980
That actually is my name.

>> No.5540027

>>5540008
He fucking missed, what the fuck.

>> No.5540033

I feel like an heroing every night.

>> No.5540034

>>5540021
Nice meeting a partner in name. Are you into girls?

>> No.5540036

>>5540021
rebecca@hotmail.com ?

>> No.5540042

>>5540034
Sorry, but not really.

>> No.5540044

>>5540012
Ray Ayamano, is that you

>> No.5540046

>>5539991
>You must only throw your life away if you’ve thrown everything else away first.
I have decided that if I ever seriously feel like killing myself, I'll instead do something that requires me to throw away everything I have in life, like becoming a hobo. I figure if you want to kill yourself, it's worth trying at least one thing you would never do if you were to keep on living. Besides, the most likely reason I could find for killing myself would be boredom.

>> No.5540048

>>5540036
You would have had to have registered in like 2002 to get such a simple address.

>> No.5540057

I want to kill myself, but I'm too much of a pussy to do so. Y'know, if there was a drink that allowed me to just drift away peacefully, I'd buy it. I'm just way too scared to hang myself or pull the trigger.

;_;

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>>5540057
How old are you? I'm sure there's a lot of time left to change your life to whatever you want it to be. Don't give up!

>> No.5540066

I feel ya anon.

I would kill myself too, but im too much of a pussy to do it too

>> No.5540069

>>5540034
So even the girls on here are pathetic enough to hit on other internet girls


No real surprises there

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5540070

If you reset your modem you can report the same thread more than once.

>> No.5540071

>>5540069
>He actually believed I was a girl
Well, no surprise there, either.

>> No.5540072

>>5540070
He says this while posting a reaction image from /co/

>> No.5540084

>>5540071
An internet girl son

Internet girl

>> No.5540088

>>5540072
>Implying I'm not uguu~

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>>5540057

that's because deep down, you want to live.

If you really, REALLY wanted to die, you would have no problem with turning on a wood chipper and hopping on in or something. Fearing a violent death means you fear death, regardless.

No matter how much life may suck, being alive is always a better option.

Chin up, anonymous.

>> No.5540095

>>5540084
Oh, I get it. "Internet" girls. NO GIRLS ON THE ETHERNETZ BWAHAHA. XD

>> No.5540101

>>5540057
If I were to kill myself, I'd shut myself in a room with a huge bowl of coal and sleeping pills, isolate all openings in possible doors or windows with tape, and just fire up the coal and take enough sleeping pills to make sure I won't wake up for a few hours.

I have no reason to believe that wouldn't work perfectly.

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