[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   
  [?]In ghost mode, only threads with non-archived posts will be shown
File: 42 KB, 340x512, DSC_0308[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5536668 No.5536668 [Reply] [Original]

I drank three chilled cans of Chens urine today

It was delicious, I savoured every mouthful, imagining how Chen would look squatted down in the bushes, urinating. Perhaps getting a few drops on her delicate white panties.

These fascinating thoughts aside. I have another twenty cans in the fridge. Tomorrow I intend to go for more.

>> No.5536670 [DELETED] 

>>5536667
qＵIｔ ａtTａCＫＩNg_AＮｄ_cｌOＷnｉＮｇ www.aNon_x x x
ｘ x_Ｘ TALｋ.Ｓｅ_ＤｉrECtＬy_ＢＲＯ (rＥMoVE aｌl_X)
kscuyqr jzh m ursg e qkxbryp b

>> No.5536674
File: 46 KB, 800x600, chen computer comfusion.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5536674

>> No.5536675

Reported for being a disgusting pedophile
Get out of /jp/
Nice fetish though ;3c

>> No.5536679

That shit is fucking expensive. I'll stick with Dr. Pepper

>> No.5536684

>>5536679
150 yen isn't terrible

>> No.5536701

>>5536684
God I remember when canned sodas cost 75 cents

Oh wait they still do because I'm in America, HAH

I'd pay double for anything with less corn syrup and preservatives

>> No.5536708

>>5536701
I'm sure OP just drank some innocent orange juice.
It isn't even soda drink.

>> No.5536715

>>5536708
I can't even imagine getting something healthy like fruit juice out of a vending machine

>> No.5536746

HEH

YO OP

BAD NEWS, IT WASN'T ACTUALLY CHENS URINE.

IT WAS MINE.

>> No.5536751

>>5536746

GO TO BED CHEN

YOU ARE A NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL

>> No.5536754

>>5536701
They also don't have Chen on them. Because you're in America. HAH.

>> No.5536775

>>5536754
As much as it pains me to say, doesn't make it taste good.

Just look good.

>> No.5536781

it tasted pretty good honestly, the cold tomato flandre though..

>> No.5536814

>>5536679
Dr Pepper > Reimu

>> No.5536837

>>5536751
I'm Chen?

HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THESE TAILS COME FROM OH GOD WHERE IS MY PENIS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

oh shit i can fly

AWESOME

>> No.5536862

i hate canned tomato juices
i try chinese brand
i try japanese brand
i try corean brand
all taste like salty shit
now i hate real tomatoes

>> No.5536866

>>5536862
>asian brand
found your problem.

>> No.5536902

>>5536862
I'm sure that tomatoes are used in Chinese cuisines too, albeit as sauces or in soups.
It's just that you haven't gotten over your fear of tomatoes.

>> No.5537358

>>5536902
cold tomato juice isn't really what you want to drink though

>> No.5537365

>>5536902
i was exaggerating
but tomato juice really taste horrible to me
(even the natural home made kind)

>> No.5537368

>>5537365

I fucking love tomato juice

If I could marry a tomato, I would

>> No.5537371
File: 73 KB, 640x425, g.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5537371

They also sold chilled Remilia menses
I did not enjoy them however

>> No.5537372
File: 60 KB, 500x268, 1277893220498.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5537372

DRINK! CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>> No.5537409

http://www.amiami.jp/shop/?set=english&vgForm=ProductInfo&sku=CGD-9852&template=default/
product/e_display.html

http://www.amiami.jp/shop/?set=english&vgForm=ProductInfo&sku=CGD-9851&template=default/
product/e_display.html

Whoa, seriously?

>> No.5537412

This is a silly question... but where may I order these cans? Preferably not in a 30-can set that costs $50 USD, holy shit.

>> No.5537421

>>5537371
Is it all tomatoe juice?

>> No.5537422

>>5537421
Chen is orange, yukari grape.

>> No.5537425

>>5537412

The shipping on that is going to cost you like $40 with all that weight.

MUST BE SOME DAMN GOOD ORANGE JUICE.

>> No.5537428

>>5537421
only her, and yes

>>5537409
that works out to how much they\re going for in vending machines

>> No.5537429

>>5537425
for this weight, i would suggest sending by freight although it will take more time...

>> No.5537432

>>5537429
shipping would be slaughter on this

>> No.5537505

>>5537371
What's Flan's juice taste like?

>> No.5537508

>>5537505

Shit.

>> No.5537509

>>5537508

no that is alice.

>> No.5537541

>>5537505
Lemon, I guess.

>> No.5537583
File: 7 KB, 222x192, shiny eyes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5537583

>>5537409
>Yukari
>Grape juice

>> No.5537598

>>5537583

More like
>Yukari
>Rape juice

>> No.5537608

>>5536668
This is sadly the best thread we've had in weeks.

>> No.5537616

What brand of orange juice does anon usually prefer?

>> No.5537623

>>5537505
Tropical

>> No.5537637

Whenever I drink something, I imagine it being an animu girl's vaginal fluids.

>> No.5537643

>G-rape juice
Gap rape juices

>> No.5537644

LOOKIT ALL DAT JUICE

>> No.5537652
File: 56 KB, 500x500, 1268368382235.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5537652

>They actually think it's piss in a can and not a carbonated drink

>> No.5537659

People really buy this crap? This is no better then those FF cans.

>> No.5537701

>>5537409
>>5537428

Doing the math, a can costs about 150 yen on the vending machine? Holy shit.

>> No.5537708

You have the same table as me.

>> No.5537713

It would be much cheaper to just buy some Dr. Pepper and imagine it's Reimu's urine.

>> No.5537719
File: 43 KB, 512x512, 1271611414316.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5537719

>>5537652
>You actually think you're witty and clever

>> No.5537729

>Max Limit: 1

You can only buy one? I want some Yukari.

>> No.5537733

>>5537729

1 case of 30.

>>
Reply to thread [?]Don't expect anything heroic. Your post will not be uploaded to the original board.
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action