/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

My sister brings her friends over every other week and the same girl keeps saying hi to me every time she sees me. I think that this means she likes me but I don't know. How can I be sure?

pic related it's what she looks like

[Anonymous No.]

>related it's what she looks like

She looks so old and unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.]

Ask /9rk/, they love blogs.

[Anonymous No.]

You're really asking EXPERTS in this field.

[Anonymous No.]

If she glares at you, she wants to fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

She could just be kind, you know.
It's normal for people to say hi to relatives of their friends...That's just common courtesy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535191
How can you tell? I never say hi to friends of relatives.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

Your sister's friend is a half-ghost gardener in the employ of a pink-haired ghost princess with a large appetite?

[Anonymous No.]

Insert_Penis()
if(girl_screams()==true) {
return(0);
end

[Lunesta !lidZTzM/s6 No.]

>>5535191
This

and i'd love to get to know her ghost plushie

[Anonymous No.]

This really isn't that hard. I can't believe some people can't read simple signals from other human beings. You should be able to easily tell if she's just being polite or if she likes you. Why don't you just stay in your room and play more PCB?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535225
>You should be able to easily tell if she's just being polite or if she likes you
I can't say I've had much experience with either of those things. How can I tell?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535234
Stop playing the blockhead.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535211
Please read your SICP.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535247
Small mistake.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535246
What?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535211
more like

var bool girl_screams = insert_penis();
if(girl_screams)
exit(1);

[Anonymous No.]

She wants to fuck, go for it OP. It's your choice.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535280
How do you know I didn't initialize the variable before?
And I was writing it in java.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535293
I thought the
exit(1);
would be more amusing since it implies a critical error

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535306
I didn't even know that. Honestly I suck at programming.
I was trying to learn it myself to be able to get a job easier but I never got really far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535312
Here, read this and become a better programmer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535320
Fuck you SICP
Goddamn that shit won't help anyone become a better programmer, alright

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535320
I just tried, found the book online. It started talking about lisp so I closed the book.

[Anonymous No.]

Seriously some girls are just nice to everyone. It also depends on several things that should be obvious to point to whether she's being nice or is interested in you..

Are you fat? Ugly? Lean? Handsome? Is she a little kid who could not possibly look at you that way or a girl who could sensibly feel something of that sort? If you can't answer those questions yourself and then deduce a likely answer, then you're hopeless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535333
Maybe his sister has been telling her all these scandalous tales about how her brother's cock is so massive and delicious-looking. Maybe that's all they do when the friend stays the night, is talk about her brother and look at pictures of him. Especially the ones his sister took while he was half-naked, coming out of the shower, changing, etc. Then they both get so excited and wet thinking about him that they have to start making out and rubbing each other. Now the friend is filled with such burning, lustful curiosity that she desperately is longing to taste this guy's cock. Maybe she's thinking about riding his dick and picturing him shirtless every time they're in the same room together.

[Anonymous No.]

When you visit someones house, you greet the attendents regardless of whether its sister/parents/cousin

It's called being polite

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535333
Lean? Is that between skinny and athletic? Sounds like me. And my mom says I have a nice face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535724

[Anonymous No.]

Wow, she's pretty hot. One question though: what's with the chick holding her?

[Anonymous No.]

You reminded me of that time my sister brought some of her friends home for whatever reason, and among them was a rather petite and cute girl who greeted me in a way that sounded more... cute, I guess, than the other girls.

It felt nice.
I guess.
But I don't think she had fallen in love with me at first sight or anything like that. Such things can never happen in this world, and if they do, they're just wanting your money.
holy shit I just sounded really pessimistic
that's the usual me though

[Anonymous No.]

>Mom just restocked food in the house
>Sister and 5 of her friends come home
>I'm sleeping
>They're all drunk and loud as shit
>Wake up later on
>House is fucking empty, kitchen is a mess
>My face

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535969
If anything, that should teach you to keep a stash in your room.

Nutella, a bag of rice, etc. Anything that pretty much can't go bad from sitting in a drawer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535998
I normally do that
But this time I decided to let it go
Got unlucky

[Anonymous No.]

>>5535969
Should've gone and had an orgy with them. Whipped cream and peanut butter everywhere, licked off everything.

[Anonymous No.]

She is just messing with you. Enjoy your future tears and frustration.

Also, derp derp does really she look like that hurr? Reported.