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>Talk to a girl from school during breaks
>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it
>Couple days go by
>Asks if I play eroges
>I'm being honest and say yes
>She laughs
>Never talks to me again
>My face

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>> No.5530534

>He wants to fuck

>> No.5530538

>>5530530
>be a lonely moron
>post this same shit on every board
>"Hey it ought to work once AMIRITE ???"
...moron.

>> No.5530532

As if any woman would turn down Gabe

>> No.5530541

OP's dream.

>> No.5530545

>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it
What made talking to her a good idea exactly?

>> No.5530546

turned down by a weeaboo bitch, now with 300% more pathetic

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>> No.5530554

That's not how you use greentext.

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>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it

>Probably another commond narutard "otaku" girl.

>> No.5530567

What is a self-styled otaku?

>> No.5530568

>alpha as fuck

>> No.5530574

>Talk to a girl from school during breaks
>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it
>Couple days go by
>Asks if I play eroges
>I'm being honest and say yes
>She laughs and logs out
>I cry in the dark
>Door knocks
>I clean myself up
>Answer the door
>She's stood right there
>Embraces me
>Few years gone by
>Married and have a daughter
>Good End #1

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>reading eroge with gf
>shes horny
>she grabs my cock
>i can read the ero scene with my two hands free
>feels good
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>alpha as fuck
>she wants to fuck
>mfw when I'm a bear

>> No.5530591

>>5530546
But a weeaboo bitch is at the same level of a normal bitch. It doesn't make you more or less pathetic.

>> No.5530595

>>5530585
Damn you, I laughed like a retard.

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5530596

>Talk to a girl from school during breaks
>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it
>I laugh
>I never talk to her again
>I read Tsukihime alone in the dark

>> No.5530616

>Talk to a girl
Your problem started there.

>> No.5530630

Reported for blogging and misuse of the quote function.

>> No.5530653

Why is /jp/ using shitty greentext memes now? Even Suigin. Fuck you all.

>> No.5530712

>>5530653
>Even Suigin.
You honestly had respect for a tripfag?
Haha.

>> No.5530767

>3DPG from school tries to talk to me during breaks
>She says she's a self-styled otaku and proud of it. Fucking annoying bitch
>Couple days go by while I try to think of a way to get rid of her
>I ask if she has a husbando ("you know like a favorite character" I specify)
>After a brief stuttering pause, she quite honestly says yes
>I laugh in her face
>Never talk to her again

>> No.5530780

>METSU
>SHORYUKEN

>> No.5530796

>>5530653
Because everyone in this thread is 100% serious

>> No.5530878

>FUCKING
>GAMESTOP
>SAGE
>REPORTED
>CALLED
>THE
>COPS

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