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Still seven years to go until I become a magic user.
What about you /jp/?

>> No.5528179

-6. I think my maho got lost in the mail.

>> No.5528176

I'm a level 3 esper

>> No.5528186

I'm still trying to figure how to let out my Ki.

>> No.5528189

Ah yes, the legend.

>> No.5528196

magic user is bad translation

>> No.5528205

My family's ancestral armor equipped with waifu OS is waiting for me to find it. I'm almost there.

>> No.5528208

electromaster lvl 2 here

>> No.5528214

>>5528174
Same as you.

>> No.5528218

Three and a half years for me. Not sure how I feel about it.

>> No.5528221

I'm already a magic user.

>> No.5528261

I'm already highly skilled in summoning magical beings. Summoning the Witch of Miracles is no easy feat.

>> No.5528281

I think I fucked it up with all the hardcore masturbation.
Or maybe I am an Oniromancer already.
Fuck I'm too lazy for magic anyway.

>> No.5528288

30 Wizard 5 Archmage 20 Swordsage 10 Spellsword here.

>> No.5528294

Level 5 Human Paladin here. Servant of the Silver Flame.

>> No.5528297

>>5528174
>>5528218
Is this referring to the 30 year old joke thread from a long time ago?

>> No.5528295

Holy shit, are you guys serious?
I had no idea magic was real

>> No.5528332
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>> No.5528335

Velka style magical knight here. Shit is so cash.

>> No.5528348

Templar here, I'm going to hunt your unregistered asses down, filthy apostates.

>> No.5528623

Mastering flight right now. I can now levitate for 45 seconds without fatigue.

>> No.5528634

Glad to see that /jp/ is still the best place to avoid any mana transfer.

>> No.5528653
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5528653

went to the doctor a few weeks ago due to ear pain- he says he'll do some tests and let me know.

I get a phone call about a week later saying I'm totally incapable of magic at all because of some shitty genetic disorder.

God damn it.

>> No.5528658

Priest here, trying to conjure the spirits of the computer with my spells, not working out so great.

>> No.5528659

God damnit...!
My hands... are moving by itself...!!

Get away from me...! Arghhhh..!

>> No.5528733

Rogue here. I can use magic to hide in the shadows for a long time! It's perfect to get near my true love.

>> No.5528745

>>5528208
Teach me faggot.

>> No.5528750

Almost done with the masterpiece power armor, gotta figure out how to jam my soul into it now.

>> No.5528756

>>5528658
Same for me.
Ah well, just keep trying, I'm sure we'll get it eventually.

>> No.5528833

I've still got 10 years to go. ;_;

>> No.5528836

i'm a level 21 virgin.jpg

>> No.5528842

>>5528174
I still have to wait 8 years.
I'm looking forward to it, I'll use my magic powers to fight crime.

>> No.5528853

>>5528186

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5528948

10 years, I suspect having not even been kissed, my power will be paramount.

>> No.5528954

>>5528948
Anonymous will be parting seas and striking down all who oppose him.

>> No.5528968

>>5528948
We shall be rival buddies then

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5529018

But I have already been a wizard for years now.

>> No.5529152

I can make my thumb disappear and reappear

>> No.5529186

>>5528332
/jp/ meetup

>> No.5529198

>>5529152
Fuck wizards, are you a sorcerer?

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5529215

Why nobody has posted Batora?
Magic doesn't exists

>> No.5529223

>>5529152
up your ass maybe

>> No.5529228

>>5529215

Because he use magic now?

>> No.5529229

bad news op
you can only become magic user if you never fapped

>> No.5529237
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5529237

Magic doesn't exist --> you don't exist
Everyone of you

>> No.5529239

Just over eight months to go here until I become a wizard. I'm already planning out what I'll do with my newfound powers

>> No.5529259

>>5529237
Sorry, Battler, but that would have worked before you fagged up in Episode 5. Now, coming from you, your words are meaningless.

>> No.5529282

Still have a decade to go.
I will do everything I can to reach that goal.

>> No.5529287

I've maxed out my oblivious stat, and am working on building up my ineptitude abilities. Also, I have weak psychic abilities that manifest in dreams.

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To be honest, I'd rather be an Avatar than a magic user.

I'd be one of the strongest in Gensokyo.

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