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5525723 No.5525723 [Reply] [Original]

Well /jp/, I drank my own urine.

I felt the urge last night so I emptied my bladder into my thermos as usual. I had forgotten all about this by the time I woke up, and ended up getting a big surprise when I took a sip of my morning coffee.

Anyone else ever drink their own brew?

>> No.5525730
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why

>> No.5525731

How did it taste? Something you would recommend to others?

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>>5525730

>> No.5525732

I piss down my arm sometimes for the warmth, but I could never drink it. I would do it in a heartbeat if I had girlfriend pissing on me.

>> No.5525743

>>5525731
The coffee more or less overpowered it so I cannot give you a good answer there. I'm definitely interested in trying it again though.

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>> No.5525751

I'm sure you've done worse.

Also yes and a made 100 bucks when I was like 12 on that bet.

>> No.5525757

Yeah. Taste varies a lot depending on what you're eating/drinking, obviously.

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5525759

What, you're actually serious, aren't you.

>> No.5525764

I did it once too, it was salty.

>> No.5525765

Should have just pissed on the floor.

>> No.5525773

Holy shit OP, that's hardcore, what other exciting and badass things do you do?

>> No.5525776

No, but I'm thinking about putting a barrel next to my bed and attaching a hose to my penis so I don't have to get up to pee.

>> No.5525781

I don't see the novelty of drinking your own piss.
But I live in a third world shithole so whatever.

>> No.5525783

>>5525773
Also, thank a lot, I read that in Kaguya's voice, well, as close to what I think Kaguya's voice is.

>> No.5525789

>>5525783
What do you think is in that cup on top of the kotatsu?

>> No.5525802

>>5525789
Oh Geesus.
>>5525759
Is that really you? I came.

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WHY

>> No.5525875

>>5525723
Didn't this 404 earlier today

>> No.5525890

>>5525875
Yes, almost immediately. I needed to update my /jp/ blog so I reposted while the meido is asleep.

>> No.5525935

I had a piss and shit fetish when I was a child. Eventually I drank my own piss and ingested a small piece of poop. Never again.

>> No.5525952

Kimoi....

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>>5525935

>> No.5525965

>>5525935
What kind of texture does poop have when eaten?

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>>5525723

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>> No.5526178

/jp/ thinks that your own piss are unhealthy?

>> No.5526185

>>5526178
It is if it has already been drunken once.

>> No.5526206

>>5526178
THERE'S A REASON YOUR BODY GETS RID OFF IT

>> No.5526234

>>5525965
It was like soft clay.

>> No.5526264

>>5526206

It's excess water. It's apparently really sanitary, but because there's a fuckton of ammonia in it people think that it's full of diseases.

>> No.5526274

>>5525965
The fuck? Isn't it obvious?

>> No.5526283

>>5526264
It IS full of diseases. Ammonia is really bad for you.

>> No.5526310

>>5526264
Drinking your own piss will make you sick. I believe we've had this discussion before.

>> No.5526355

>>5526283
http://nnl1.com/images/100630.jpg

>> No.5526433

>>5526355
wat

>> No.5526454

What's wrong with you people.

>> No.5526457
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5526457

>Yesterday
>Fapped
>Curious what it tastes like
>Taste a dab like it's nothing
>Salty
>Realize what I've done
>My face

>> No.5526468

>>5526457
You mean you don't regularly taste your semen?

>> No.5526485

>>5526468
I always feel tempted to but then I think "Naw, that's gay, bro."

>> No.5526491

>>5526457
I did that too, it tastes fucking disgusting. But it depends on what you eat (meat/unhealthy food = salty, healthy food = sweet)

>> No.5526493

>>5526457
if you drink and eat ananas it tastes great

>> No.5526501

What if you eat your own semen... then taste it.

woah.

>> No.5526512

>>5526485
Is masturbation gay? You are touching a penis.

>> No.5526513

>>5526457
When I taste my sperm I pretend it's the sperm of a pretty trap. Mariya, Jun, Pico, etc.

>> No.5526519

>>5526468
I taste my own semen sometimes
Drinking my own piss is out of the question
Drinking my waifu's piss on the other hand...

>> No.5526522

>>5526512
No because you are doing it to stimulate yourself. Because it feels good. You don't drink sperm to stimulate yourself, it's not the same thing.

>> No.5526527

>>5526493
You french, bro?

>> No.5526533

A couple of times while masturbating in the shower. Wasn't too bad. My semen tasted far, far worse.

>> No.5526558

>>5526533
Why would you drink piss on purpose dude.

>> No.5526586

>>5526558
You've never done stupid things when masturbating? It seems that it impairs your better judgment.

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