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5515914 No.5515914 [Reply] [Original]

I go to Gensokyo and then I see Reimu and I'm like

>"Hi Reimu"

Then Reimu goes

>"Hii~ Anon ;p"

Then I was like

>"How much"

Then Reimu said

"Just toss some coins in my donation box~"

Then I came in Reimu.

>> No.5515918

Hatate?s

>> No.5515929
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5515929

Stop lying.

Reimu and I are happily engaged. She doesn't need donations because I support her financially.

Get out of here you house wrecker.

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5515949

then I stole those donations and went out drinking

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>>5515914
And then you realize you were in fact in Van Darkholme's basement, and several men were coming into you.

>> No.5515980

You know, as retardedly simple that 'story' was, I still fapped to it.

>> No.5516147

>>5515980

only on /jp/

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>>5515914
Reimu is not your personal onahole, anon.

>> No.5516223

Reimu gave me a pitjob this morning :3

>> No.5516230

>>5516217
Right. She's EVERYONE'S onahole, and we must all do our part to keep her clean.

>> No.5516244

You're nothing but stuffed toys. I'll be over here enjoying my Patchouli.

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>>5516269
You know the drill.

>> No.5516324

Hii~ Anon ;p

>> No.5516333
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5516333

And which one will you be having today, sir?

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5516355

Who are you? You got money for the box? No? Then get the fuck outta my shrine.

>> No.5516361

>>5516333
This picture would be greatly improved with some fanon bullshit.

>> No.5516376

so much quality

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>> No.5516411

Reimu let me sniff her armpits today. They smell like dick now ;_;

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5516426

Jesus Christ I want to fuckin marry Reimu

>> No.5516430

>>5516411
Cut the girl some slack, it's hard for her to find a place to bathe.

>> No.5516438
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5516438

>No donations today

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