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While you were sleeping, you were transported to Gensokyo, and have now woken up.

What do you do?

>> No.5514418

Find nearest lake

>> No.5514422

Wake up.

>> No.5514428

[x] tickle Satori

>> No.5514430

Reimu.

>> No.5514431

[x] Take a shit

>> No.5514434

get eaten.

>> No.5514438

Go over there and fuck cirno

>> No.5514441

>>5514412

Go to SDM. Rape the maid.

>> No.5514454
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>> No.5514503

[x] hurk hurk hurk

>> No.5514505

Find out that I somehow turned into pretty girl.

>> No.5514508

Go read SICP with Patchouli.

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>>5514441

In Gensokyo, maid rapes you.

Not only once, but n times in the gap between the smallest measurable units of time.

>> No.5514532

Fuck Cirno

>> No.5514536
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>>5514454

>> No.5514537

wololo an army of fairies.

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>>5514536

>> No.5514576

>>5514570
Exactly

>> No.5514570

That's right, you couldn't feel anything from this world. So, as would God do, you created a world you could belong to. Inside that mother box, it was the genesis of a new existence, where I did not belong but you did. Inside it, you wondered where you would land.

>> No.5514575

>>5514570
Create GENSOKYO

>> No.5514579

>>5514524

And this isn't a turn-on?

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>>5514560

>> No.5514589

Take my SKS and go inna woods.

>> No.5514605

Try to find someone friendly to lead me to the human village or find Alice and stay at her place until I figure out what to do.

That'd be the first thing I do.

The second course of action would be to learn how to play danmaku and make some spell cards.

Third would be to find something that allows me to fly..

>> No.5514615

>>5514575
You remembered some old game you played before this happened. A perfect world, with noone like me to ruin. You tried to make this fantasy a reality. Forests, mountains, valleys, rivers, temples, lakes, everything was there, and in a constant state. You could feel your mind splitting, as if it were so advanced that it didn't want you to predict what would happen. This separation, rather painful, gave birth to a 「girl」, a creature you never understood, an alien, something that wasn't you, wasn't you, wasn't you, and then you fainted, after landing in the world. You wonder where you wake up.

>> No.5516847

Move in with Alice until I can get a plot of land near her and truly "Live the song"

>> No.5516858

I didn't sleep tonight. What now?

>> No.5516873

I'd stop taking so much fucking LSD before I kill myself

>> No.5516876

>implying that I sleep

>> No.5516884

I search for KS devs.

>> No.5516887

I like little sandwiches

>> No.5516906

Become immortal. Then do shit.

>> No.5516921

Freak out because there's no internet.

>> No.5516923

GAP THE UNGAPPABLE
HORK THE UNHORKABLE

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWER

>> No.5516924

>>5516887
You are a huge canadian sir. You may not park your bear here.

Love: Thomas

>> No.5516951

Go back to sleep.

>> No.5516954

Be okay with it since I didn't actually go anywhere.

>> No.5516961

die in my sleep.

>> No.5516965

>>5514524
the indefinite integral as x approaches infinity

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