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I had to shit like two hours ago but I didn't and now when I readjust my ass I can fill the squishy shit moving around outside my rectum.

>> No.5511032

>>5511021
>>5511027

That's twitter guys

>> No.5511033
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5511033

I had to go like drink water a minute ago, so I did and now I come back and see this shitty post.

>> No.5511027

i'm sleepy

>> No.5511035

I opened firefox and thought to myself "Maybe it's a good day to browse /jp/."

I am now closing /jp/.

>> No.5511042

I'm gay

>> No.5511049

>>5511042
Me too! High-five!

>> No.5511056

ECO is a shitty MMO. I knew it was going to be shitty when I played it. I still played it and it was shitty.

>> No.5511057

>>5511049
High-five!

I want to fuck Suigin, CurryButt, and Eksopl really badly. What about you?

>> No.5511061
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5511061

I can't do shit when it's daytime but I'm not sleepy so I'm downloading porn and looking at the PC screen.

>> No.5511070

>>5511057
I want to have Suigin in my ass.

>> No.5511072

why japan lose :(

>> No.5511084
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5511084

I found a caster thread, I was happy.
I found this thread afterward.

I'll just get my bag and leave.

>> No.5511083

I've just installed Tor and the IP was banned from all boards for replying to a CP thread. So much for anonymity on the web. I only like 2D, so it's not that much of a bother, anyway.

>> No.5511082

>>5511057
No, Suigin is a filthy latin whore who I'm pretty sure has AIDS for real.
CurryButt maybe.

>> No.5511088

I just woke up from a nice dream. (*∀*)

>> No.5511096

>>5511083
Anonyminity doesn't cover pedophilia, sorry.

Try working a little harder than that next time newb

>> No.5511102

Fine.

Okay, so I had a nightmare. The night before, I saw a cockroach I can only describe as truly gigantic. Largest roaches hail from Brazil and are about 10cm long, this monster was a good contender to them. She was also carrying an egg case, so I go to sleep thinking it'd be nice if the roach laid her eggs in me, magically transforming me into a cockroach girl scurrying off to live happily in some 2D land. Usual autogynephilic fantasy, don't tell me you don't wish for something like that too.

The dream I saw had unrelated parts, but it eventually culminated into me getting a takeout. The name of the burger had tiger in it, and I was joking about how the hamburger alone was large enough to feed one. It's your standard take-out menu, with a hamburger and some side dish (I don't know, onion rings? chicken wings? ) It also had another, more exotic item, containing two live beetle grubs alongside a live leech.

I am unfazed, thinking that the grubs are tolerable, but eating a leech is a tad excessive. They're all stomach, anyway. This is about when that part of the menu reveals other live "extras". No big deal, just maggots. Oh wait, I recognize those fang-like mandibles and spike-lined body from somewhere. It's for anchoring the maggot in flesh. They're screwworms.

For those who don't know about screwworms, they're flesh-eating maggots. Like bot flies, they can end up on any place of the body, I've seen some in the nose. Unlike bot flies, they enjoy digging particularly deep holes and can swarm by the hundreds.

This is where they jet out with unholy speed, spreading around the room. Naturally, it's a good time to freak out.

The rest of the events aren't important, but it involved me looking up magic to fry the area and searching with disposable tissue at hand for any survivors.

I'm sorry, Ms. Cockroach. I am not yet worthy of neither your eggs nor the 2D land.

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5511109

>>5511102

>> No.5511114

I stayed up all night watching Doctor Who and eating pasta and salad. Right now, i'm eating kettle chips while still watching it.

Also I made a vector of a cute little image of Marina from Mischief Makers and made it my desktop.

>> No.5511121

>>5511114
I love Marina! Post it please.

>> No.5511124

>>5511096
what is this I don't even

I don't like the idea of a Big Brother state, but sadly only pedo fucks use it to browse 4chan.

>> No.5511132

I stupidly tried to do something very very normalfaggotry, and am now depressed about it. At least I have eroge.

>> No.5511136

>>5511124
Newsflash bro, the only people who care about online anonymity are pedos. Nobody else has anything big enough to hide in order to care.

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5511140

>>5511121
here you go. I'm still working on it, I was lazy enough to just use vectormagic but I'll touch it up myself.

>> No.5511141

>>5511132
You got what you deserved.

>> No.5511156

>>5511141
I know, never again.

>> No.5511159

>>5511158
wat

>> No.5511157

>>5511140
Cool.

>> No.5511158

I mastrubated in the woods at dark last night

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5511165

I played Little Rabbits: Selfish Twintails over the weekend and yesterday started Musumaker. My balls hurt and I'm worried.

>> No.5511166

I tried to not fap and only lasted almost 2 days. Pathetic.

>> No.5511168

>>5511158
Did it feel better than mastrubating normally?

>> No.5511169

>>5511136
What if I just too shy and can't talk in non-anonymous forums?

>> No.5511178

>>5511136
My country is so shitty, bro. Feels bad. Where's my net neutrality?

I should move somewhere else.

>> No.5511186

>>5511168
rather stressful, but I managed to do it

>> No.5511191

>>5511169
Then you need to get over it, baby. FFS if putting a fake name on yourself on the internet is too much social pressure for you then you should probably consider retiring early from life.

>> No.5511210

>>5511191
Thanks for advice, bro. In fact, I'm considering that already.

>> No.5511239

>>5511132
>I stupidly tried to do something very very normalfaggotry
What did you try to do? I really enjoy hearing about things like this.

>> No.5511243

>>5511191
You don't understand, anon.

You'll never understand.

>> No.5511265

Japan is dying （ つ Д ｀）

>> No.5511269

I am currently watching Rizelmine.
That is all.

>> No.5511279

I would expect threads like this to have a thousand of "reported" replies, specially considering OP's image. But I guess the /sp/ raids made us indifferent.

>> No.5511281

>>5511191
Then maybe you should get the fuck back to your normalfag blogs and forums and leave anonymous boards for the people really needing them.

>> No.5511298

I reported everyone.
Nothing happened.

>> No.5511304

>>5511298
Did you think anything really would?

>> No.5511314

eating a bowl of cereal

>> No.5511324

>>5511269
I've been meaning to watch this based on the plot synopsis alone.
Is it actually any good?

>> No.5511326

>>5511279
So the shitposters canceled out the other shitposters? I'm fine with that.

>> No.5511346

>>5511324
Maybe if you're 14 years old. Although, there are a few moments that make me smile.
I think I'm just rewatching it for the loli.

>> No.5511374

>>5511346
>Maybe if you're 14 years old
In that case, I'm sure I'll enjoy it very much. Thanks.

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