/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Why dose she looks so fugly in that picture?

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YUP SURE THING OP THANKS

[五角场！ No.]

not my type of spicy wife

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がんばります。

[S BENZ No.]

BEEN MEANING TO BREAK THIS OLD CHESTNUT OUT TOO.

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>>5508091
The puffy vulva is also ideally shaped so that the tip of the male's penis can easily hook into its fold to be directed into the vagina during copulation. During copulation the male thrusts his penis into and out of the female's vagina while shifting his weight from one leg to the other in order to work his bulbus glandis into her. This locks the male's penis into the female's cervix, which undulates to stimulate his penis to erection. Erection expands the bulbus glandis and ties the two Wolves together; thus coitus is achieved. Once coitus is achieved, the female's vaginal sphincter muscles tighten around the male's bulbus glandis to hold it firm as she pulls forward, triggering ejaculation of semen into the uterus. In the initial 30-50 seconds of the tie, the male deposits only clear semen until orgasm is achieved. During the initial 30 seconds or so of orgasm, a cloudy, somewhat thicker, sperm bearing semen is ejaculated; thus insemination is achieved. After insemination the semen returns to a clear state, but continues to pump forth until the end of the tie, which may last up to 35 minutes.

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>>5508110
tl;dr
Never will read that

I've heard that dogs get stuck together after sex
Y/N?

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>>5508119
so do humans, it's called marriage

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>>5508130
Oho, aren't you clever.

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>>5508119
This is true. It also tends to surprise or hard people who have sex with a dog for the first time. I've read that some girls orgasm over and over from having the knot inside, while others make it a point to not let the knot tie the dog to her.

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You will never be able to please Horo like wolves can. ;_;

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>>5508110

I wish I could ejaculate for 35 minutes.

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This thread made me lol, and made me glad i came to /jp/ today

[Anonymous ‮（≖‿≖ ） ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

Today's /jp/ looks like it won't take it easy.

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reported

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>>5510817
The proof /jp/ is the only board with no mods.

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>>5510811
>today

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>>5510817
/a/ got bans while /jp/ got occasional post deletion. Sad.

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>>5510845
That's /g/.

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>>5510855
/g/ got bans while /jp/ got occasional post deletion. Sad.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

T'was a good time. Heaving mead and fighting and yelling and fighting more and throwing axes and being awfully noisy. Eating toadstool and going berserk and gnawing on shields and drinking urine and raping and pillaging and pillaging and raping and sacrificing monks to Odin and sailing halfway around the world in little creaking longboats. And then heaving mead and fighting and yelling and making an awful lot of noise.
T'was a good time back when the old gods reigned on the pagan continent.

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>>5510924
dat shroom

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why are her eyes so big

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>>5510944

Indeed, dat shroom.
Funny thing is apparently the body metabolises only very little of the active substances in toadstool, most of it passing right through. So indeed, viking warriors did occasionally bottle urine when their supplies of shroom ran out.

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>>5510855
Seriously, just look at the DURRHURR SOMEONE GOT BANANED time to hit the post limit with green text and reaction images.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5510970

Art style, or lack of it.

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Thread-saving bump　　　

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[The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s No.]

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>>5510973