What touhous would be like if they were real people

[Anonymous No.]

Ran is like an old maid from long ago. She's very conservative and does her job of taking care of her master. She always dresses in poofy dresses and acts very prudish. When she locks up for the night she goes to bed in a nightgown and puts on her reading glasses and reads a sultry romance novel fantasizing about her romances that never existed.

She raises the female child of the household to be a pure and loving child, and will be sure to oversee her during courtship so she can be sure to pick her a good husband.

[Anonymous No.]

Someone will post "Herp sanae will be da town slut, sucking penis for money!!!"

[Anonymous No.]

Marisa:

She's a thief.

[Angry Type-Moon Girl !MOONRXwPDU No.]

Reimu would be a Mormon.

[Unnamed Book-reading Youkai !hlzAxuj9HY No.]

Reimu is that outcast girl who tries to be cool and fit in with the crowd but manages to be a complete asshole and spurn her friends. She also mugs little girls for their lollipops.

[Anonymous No.]

sanae will be da town slut, sucking penis for money!!!

[Anonymous No.]

Mokou would play in a death metal band and smoke cigarettes, or something about that level.

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae is your typical highschool girl. She enjoys giving blowjobs to strangers and sending nude pictures of herself to black guys over the internet.

[Snork !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>5503771
Close enough
>>5503825

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

Total stoner.

Hungry all the time, prone to laughing inappropriately, and constantly pulling shenanigans on people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5503825
AND CIRNO WOULD BE IN AN INSTITUTION FOR MENTAL DISEASED PEOPLE XDDDDDDDD!

[Anonymous No.]

Wriggle likes insects. People mug her and shit. She isn't very good with money.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5503840
You just blew my mind

[Anonymous No.]

>>5503844
>INSTITUTION FOR MENTAL DISEASED PEOPLE
The army?

[Anonymous No.]

Aya is a reporter who gets into peoples shit; so nobody likes her.

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5503855

No, that's the Marines.

[Anonymous No.]

But they are real people.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5503763
>and reads a sultry romance novel fantasizing about her romances that never existed.
OP thinks Ran is still a virgin despite the fact that she's been living with an asexual gap youkai.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5503899
>>Ran is still a virgin despite the fact that she's been living with an asexual gap youkai
>>asexual