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Nitori wants your shirikodama.

>> No.5496186
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5496186

But the shrine maiden of paradise interferes!

>> No.5496184

Is that Alice's ovary?

>> No.5496204

Sorry, I'm not into fisting.

>> No.5496202

>>5496184
>Nitori wants your shirikodama.

>> No.5496207

>>5496184

Just how big do you think ovaries are?

>> No.5496225
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>>5496204

Forgive me then.

>> No.5496227
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5496227

Warned you.

>> No.5496299
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>> No.5496336

>>5496179
It's a Dragon Ball!

>> No.5496346

Because there is no such thing as a shirikodama the kappa would just rip apart their victim's rectum until they died probably the worst death ever

They are by far the most terrifying of Japanese demons

>> No.5496362

>>5496186

How is this not leaving Reimu in tremendous pain?

>> No.5496403
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5496403

>this thread

>> No.5497582

>>5496362
Not hitting her hitbox.

>> No.5497634

>>5496179
>>5496186
>>5496225
Who is this artist?

>> No.5497666

>>5496362
It is. She's tough.

>> No.5497672

>>5497582
Wait, isn't shirikodama the hitbox? Suddenly everything would make sense.

>> No.5497683

Would you let Nitori fist your asshole, /jp/?

>> No.5497684

>>5496179
I love how Marisa is just watched alice get buttraped.

>> No.5497706

Fisting? She's supposed to suck them out with her mouth.

>> No.5497752

>>5496225
But do things like youkai and yama have shirikodama?

>> No.5497759

>>5497706
Now that

THAT I am down for

>> No.5497761
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>>5497684
That was actually the first thing I noticed..

>> No.5497771

The thumbnail led me to believe this was some futa rape.

>> No.5497772

>>5496179
You made this thread before.

>> No.5497775

Silly, you're not supposed to pull out the prostate gland, you're supposed to gently massage it.

>> No.5497780

>>5497775
Shirikodama = prostate
It all makes sense now

>> No.5497790

>>5497706
Indeed.
And she should be goddammit.
Why do we get left with this lowly fisting?

>> No.5497804

>>5497780

No it doesnt, because girls don't have one. Thus op picture is impossible

>> No.5497814

>>5496346
>Because there is no such thing as a shirikodama the kappa would just rip apart their victim's rectum until they died probably the worst death ever

I thought shirikodama was a spleen or something.

In any case, after Double Spoiler Nitori became officially the most fuckterrifying touhou.

>> No.5497818

>>5497804
Alice is a man.

>> No.5497828

I like how their anuses just magically have cum-like fluid inside of them.
Magically~...

>> No.5497829
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>>5497804
What if she was actually a boy? How would this make you feel?

>> No.5497838

>>5497828
The anus is a mucus membrane.
It's mucus.

>> No.5497839

>>5497829

He's not going to fuck you while you wear a dress and pretend to be Alice

>> No.5497849
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5497849

Cut, break, mince, peel, stick
Eating it plain, I can't stand it
Roast, boil, stir-fry, steam, fry
With this flavor, I won't stop eating
Break, stroke, view
Break, mix, build
Turn, why?, adjust
Turn, throw, jump

>> No.5497853

>>5497838
I recently found out that your ass does have cum-like fluid when you stimulate it.

>> No.5497857

>>5497839
Hey, don't speak for him.

>> No.5497864

>>5497814
>fuckterrifying
No.
>I thought shirikodama was a spleen or something.
Here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa_(folklore)
ctrl+f shirikodama

>> No.5497868

Relevent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2U3H8E6dA

>> No.5497879

>>5497853
Oh I know. It's exaggerated like everything else in these ero-drawings.

>> No.5497912

>>5497853
...The fuck kind of evolution is that?
I bet someday scientists will find some hominid fossil somewhere and its gonna have two vags.

>> No.5497925

>>5497868
Well, I'm laying down in the dark and was just about to fall asleep in a few minutes, and that was actually sort of scary.

>> No.5497937

>>5497925
Sleep well!

>> No.5497945

>>5497857


But he has a point. You guys should really stop cruising /jp/ for mentally weak NEETs to have sex with.

>> No.5497949

>>5497945
Don't cockblock me like that Arc

>> No.5497969

>>5497949

You're preying on the retarded. Low blow, man.

>> No.5497994

Isn't Nitori supposed to like technology and stuff? I bet she'd be nicer to outsiders than any other gensokyo inhabitant.

>> No.5498012

>>5497994
She'd decapitate you and keep your brain suspended in liquid, then hack apart your insides to retriever your ass-jewel. She has all the information she needs then without giving a shit about being nice to you.

>> No.5498057

>>5497804

Actually they do get with the program.

http://www.radio.cz/en/article/75206

>> No.5498072

>>5498012
B..but kappa and humans have been sworn friends since ancient times.

>> No.5498073 [DELETED] 

>>5496178

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>> No.5498078

>>5498072
You can trick one particular kappa into swearing something, but that doesn't mean that they are friends in general.

>> No.5498123

尻子玉
So, from what I gather, this translates to butt-birthed ball..

Ahh.. Glorious Nihon.

>> No.5498141

>>5498123
The Spherical Child of The Ass.

>> No.5498146

>>5498072
Hahaha..
You really think that?
She was lying to you the whole time.

>> No.5498177

>>5498146
For real? So Nitori actually sits by the riverbed and drowns humans and take their shirikodama all day long? Bleehhh...

>> No.5498184
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5498184

For those who don't know your skirikodama

>> No.5498186 [DELETED] 

>>5496177

stOP DdoSIng wwW.aNOxNTXaLk.sE_REmovE_ALL X iN_THat url
b d vpwo y fgyz vfqhwe tr r y yytd lj

>> No.5498318

>>5498177
You be quiet.
Shirikodama is something only the finest of murderous, evil, anus-sucking maidens can understand.
It is a sexy, beautiful and refined act.
You have no right to speak of her as such you peasant.

>> No.5498343

Candid Murderer.

>> No.5498354

oh my god o_o how many nerds!

>> No.5498398

>>5498354
oh my god there's a normalfag in this thread and he's using emoticons!

>> No.5498408

>>5498398
Oh my god there's another /jp/ user who assumes /jp/ is full of NEETs!

>> No.5498410 [DELETED] 

STop DDoSING_wwW.anoxNTxaLK.Se_rEmoVe_alL X in_THat uRL
ynsfzeko poqo ek zob oy au kk i abcswj

>> No.5498416

>>5498354
>>5498398
>>5498408
You are all reported.

>> No.5498420
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>>5498416

>> No.5498426 [DELETED] 

>>5496178

STop_DdoSInG_wWW.aNOXNTXALK.Se remOVe aLl X IN tHAT URl
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>> No.5498502

>>5498408
Except I don't.
Normalfag = normal fag
Not necessarily anti-neet.
And, yes, if you browse this board you are a nerd.
Otaku translates fairly literally into nerd.
The poster I responded to was not a nerd hence "how many nerds!" when we're really just doing normal Otaku Culture shit.

Thus, the poster was a normalfag.

Actually, I think I'm beginning to agree with >>5498416 now. All three of our posts were shit.

That is all.

>> No.5498520

>>5498502
Normalfag is often used by the NEET elitists to describe someone who they think doesn't belong on /jp/ and it's a stupid term. So forgive me for lumping you with them.

>>5498416
is an idiot. Smart people don't seek attention like that.

>> No.5498529

Anal Fanatic is the best poster on /jp/

>> No.5501866

More anal fisting please?

>> No.5501882

>Fake defeat
>Bend over for Nitori
>Spray diarrhea in her face
>Run

>> No.5501903

>>5498318
>murderous, evil, anus-sucking
Those three don't go together. Anus-sucking girls are good girls. Actually they are the best girls.

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For an ass sucking good time call, Nitori!

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>this thread

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>janitor deletes my pic
>keep the others
lol

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