/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

I really, really want to go out drinking with Suika and Yuugi

FUCK YEAH!

[Anonymous No.]

Enjoy being sober then.

[Anonymous No.]

Look at that pudgy beer belly and those beer hips.
I'd pinch them.

[/jp/ Quality Control !oZ70Zbj6Rg No.]

QUALITY THREAD

[Anonymous No.]

So much butthurt in alcohol Suika thread? Is it Summer already? goddamit, got to wait for the little kiddies to go back to school before we can have any fun at all

[Anonymous No.]

id go drinking with suika and yuugi but i wouldnt be doing much drinking if you know what i mean id just fuck them lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486162
>summernerd posts a bad thread
>gets buttmad when people call his thread shit

[Anonymous No.]

[insert copypasta of challenging yuugi to a drinking competition and ending up anally horn fucked and dead]

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486180
YOU HARLATIC! YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO DRINK WITH THE ONIS WITH YOUR MIND ONLY SET ON SEX SEX AND SEX? SUCH FILTH, DRINKING WITH ONIS MEANS TO GET ALL BRO-LIKE AND JUST GET PLASTERED AND RUN AROUND THE HUMAN VILLAGE DRUNK AND BUTT NAKED! SUCH HARLATANS WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTED BY THE ONIS, YOU FOLLOVER OF THE WRONG ROAD!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486189
>I use sage
>I am the mod of jp
>I decide the threads that should be posted here
>if somethign goes against my will I whine like the OP is doing now

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

I want to lick those hips

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486201
id get butt naked with the onis if you know what i mean like id fuck them all night like bros

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

Ayo, this thread could be good.

If we posted more Suika and Yuugi and Hurk Hurk Hurk.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486189
>summernerd
>buttmad

Is this the fabled Suiging?

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5486228
i hope you enjoy being a pile of red goo

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5486244
nope this is me im suigin

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I would destroy my dick by cockslapping that oni ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486264
Cool story.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486264
>this is me mario

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486272
I too would devastate my phallus upon that ass

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486272
>cockslapping that oni ass

This is my sexual fetish :3c

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5486293
I would hit that oni with the raging force of 1000 suns.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486312
I would render her unable to walk due to large amounts of anal sex.

[Anonymous No.]

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5486330
I would insert myself inside her oni-powered vaginal cavity with the precision of a neurosurgeon, and then proceed by rocking my hips with the strength of 1,000,000 tons of TNT.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486349
I would tap Yuugi until she HURK HURK HURK'd all over me.

[Anonymous No.]

EPIC WIN GUISE BUTTSECKS WITH TOUHOU IS SO MUCH LULZ!!!!

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486373
Yes, yes it is.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486373
Butthurt femanon

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5486372
I would impregnate her with the wisdom of a northern warrior leaded by the almighty Odin.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486407
she looks unnaturally cheery for someone taking a dicking.

[Anonymous No.]

>>>/h/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486414
I know it's easy to forget after reading so much porn, but sex actually feels good and makes people happy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486414
You've been fapping to too much rape hentai. Sex is supposed to feel good; why shouldn't she be happy about it?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5486407
Surprisingly worksafe.

and happy sex is best sex

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486430
>>5486423
It's not even that, it doesn't look like the look of satisfaction or pleasure, just happiness.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486430
>too much rape hentai

Does not compute.

[Anonymous No.]

OP's picture made me realize how hard it would be to put on shirts with horns like that

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486449
Maybe he just started or something.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5486470
she just shrinks/makes the shirt bigger

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486470

It made me realize how much I would want to use them as handlebars during sex.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486470
Well, it's Suika, she'll just change herself in to mist and pop in to the shirt.

Touhou science at work.

[Amnomnominous No.]

>>5486480
I could have sworn I was the only person who's thought about this.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486513
What would you use Yuugi's horn for?

[Anonymous No.]

Oni slut thread?

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

>>5486513
nope, you were not alone.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486330
>>5486349
I...I don't follow...

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>5486535
Ever taken' it up the ass before?

Shits not so cash both figuratively and literally

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486522
A joystick.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5486560
Wouldn't that be awkward? It's in there pretty solidly, and it's probably look like you were trying to jack off her horn.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486565
>it's probably look like you were trying to jack off her horn.
Feels good man.

[Amnomnominous No.]

>>5486565
I'd do it anyways, and she'd probably like it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486530
Ok, I tried to find it with no success. Source?

[Amnomnominous No.]

>>5486480
>>5486530
Yuugi's got the right idea here.

[Anonymous No.]

delicious penis-crushing oni footjob

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486629
nounai kanojo ch 2

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486642
Thank you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486629

"Reimu of the Hakurei Shrine" by Nounai Kanojo

http://umadscans.ryuutama.com/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486651
And thank you even more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486189
>nerd
>buttmad
wow summer IS here

watch as he says "u mad" or "lol i troll u"

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5486734
>wow summer IS here
yeah its you

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486734
assflustered nerd nigger

[Anonymous No.]

And then she shits her self. Just, loses total control of her bowls in the throes of passion and ends up plastering your chest (reverse cowgirl) with a thick smattering of feces. Yuugi's a big girl too so it won't just be a few stringy cat shits like your anemic waifu, no this will be like warm, wet concrete being squeezed out of a fire hose. Caking everything below your neck in fowl smelling waste while she passes out drunk, falling head first off the bed before you even finish.

Then she vomits during a yawn and you have to roll her over so she doesn't drown in it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486064
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[Anonymous No.]

>>5486822
HURK HURK HOARK

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486859
A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you. Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face, it's days like this you regret your choice in waifus.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486734
asspained dickeating jewneck spotted.

G'day, jewneck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5486513
demanding sauce on doujin

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5487838
Thats not a doujin brah

[Anonymous No.]

The only Suika doujin I have ever liked was "A lazy day with the Oni girl".

I know, HERESY. But I already know I am one of the damned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5487846
then what the fuck is it then?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5492275

It would appear to be a single picture, good sir.

[Anonymous No.]

I wish to drink beer with Suika

[Anonymous No.]

self-fix
>>5486530 this one