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>Thought my mom needs to play games other than solitaire
>Introduce her to Touhou
>She thinks it's stupid at first but slowly gets the hang of it
>Beats the 2 games I brought her (Scarlet Devil and Perfect Cherry) and asks for more
TIME GAP
>My mom see me play and makes fun of me for playing on normal difficulty (felt like "EHHHH IIZE MODO? KIMOI")
>Find out the top scores at my computer are about half of what she scores on hers
>A woman in her late 50s is better then I'll ever be at Touhou
>Almost all my talks with her ends at "LOL TOUHOU HIJACK" by her
TIME GAP
>She just asked me to burn her a MP3 disk for the car with IOSYS and TaNaBaTa's music
>My face when I realized I turned my mom to the embodiment of /jp/

>> No.5484017

wtf man, best be joking.

>> No.5484014
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>> No.5484023

green text and my face?
Delete your thread, lurk some more, and make it again in a few months when you realize what a moron you are now.

>> No.5484022

Quoting does not work that way

>> No.5484019

Son i am dissapoint

>> No.5484021

reported for the various reasons.

>> No.5484028

7 sages in a row...
well done OP

>> No.5484029

Reported.

>> No.5484025
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>>5484006
Good lord, man, what have you let loose upon the world...

>> No.5484035

this thread gave me cancer

>> No.5484041
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>> No.5484043

>>5484029
Just out of curiousity... reported for what?
I can't talk about Touhou anywhere because of this stinking board, that suggested me to introduce her to Touhou in the first place!

>> No.5484051

I bet your mom is on /jp/ saging and reporting this thread.

I bet your mom is a tripfriend

>> No.5484049

>>5484043
Greentext thread, my face thread, blog, etc.

>> No.5484047

Saved into my pastas.txt

>> No.5484045

>>5484028
Wow, like saging does any shit, I suggest you delete your post and never come back

>> No.5484053

green text and reaction face?
/v/idya will love this story bro

>> No.5484055

>>5484045
Well if anything it shows the intent of the poster.

>> No.5484057

>>5484055
No it doesn't. Do you even know what sage is used for? Wait, why am I asking that? You clearly don't.

>> No.5484062

>>5484055
I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

If only I knew moon so I wouldn't have to spend time on a board that imports foreign concepts and then DOES IT WRONG all the time.

Using sage as a way to "insult" someone's post or thread is just completely wrong and a retarded misuse of a good feature that is so popular in sites like 2ch and Futaba. Fuck, iichan and 4-ch do it right. It's just 4chan and 4chan's lame knockoffs that fail at using sage.

The true meaning of sage means that YOUR POST isn't worthy enough to bump the thread. It's ironic, because you think that you're insulting others while you're just, in fact, insulting yourself. Yes, sage can be used when posting a derogatory comment in a thread that you don't want to bump, but posting with just the word "sage" accomplishes nothing but contribute to spamming the board. The trend of replying with the name of a tripfag and sage is even worse, as it accomplishes nothing and only serves to increase the e-penis of whoever you're "attacking".

The sage feature was never meant to serve as an implied insult or general disagreement! Why people started using it that way is beyond me. There are plenty of reasons why one would choose not to bump a thread with his reply. For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.

I want to use sage, yet I almost never do it on 4chan because people will jump on me thinking I'm insulting their post or something.

>> No.5484066

>>5484062
That post could have used a sage asshole.

>> No.5484068

>>5484028
It's /jp/. i bet even I can get this much.

>> No.5484070

>>5484062
What about reporting and hiding?
Also - your mom is awesome OP

>> No.5484077

>>5484062
>For example, bumping threads with stupid one liner replies should be discouraged and those people should be coerced into using sage instead.
That's why I hate 99% of sage posts. You shouldn't post stupid one liners in the first place, the fact that you are not disrupting the thread order does not suddenly make it okay.

>> No.5484083

>>5484006
Hey Thomas it's mom ! i'm still waiting for the IOSYS album !

>> No.5484096

I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.

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COSMIC BAMPU

>> No.5484105

It always amused me how people here almost sagebombing every thread they don't like in the front page. Sadly i fail to see a point in it. It does pretty much nothing, only you spend time to type "sage", so i'm pretty sure it's just a way of posting on /jp/. Not real "i don't want to bump the thread" nor insult (although usually it's more of insult).

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>>5484114

>> No.5484124

>>5484096
enjoy your mad cow diesese

>> No.5484125

>>5484105
What in the world is hard to understand about not wanting to bump a shit thread?

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>> No.5484133

>>5484125
You're trying too hard.

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>> No.5484137

This isn't /v/ you fucking shitstain.

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>> No.5484145

>>5484066
>>5484070
>>5484077
That's just an old copypasta.
Alternatively, you could avoid this sort of argument altogether by adapting "noko+sage"

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>> No.5484155

>>5484062
>doesn't understand that things may not mean the same thing from culture to culture

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>> No.5484172

FUCKING GAMESTOP

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Cosmic Bump

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>>5484144

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>> No.5484254

>>5484133
Wow you're an idiot. Just go back to /a/.

>> No.5484299

>>5484254
How does it feel that your sage has been rendered completely useless by my post? Those two seconds typing s-a-g-e gone to waste. Your sweet tears must be tasty.

>> No.5484306

>>5484041
You're one to talk

>> No.5484312

>>5484299
It makes me realize that you still don't understand why or when sage is used. No one is stopping you from bumping the thread. You can do it all you want.

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i enjoy this thread.

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>>5484299
It takes you two seconds to type sage?
I think you need some keyboarding lessons

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>>5484299
I dunno about the guy who you posted to, but I have a script so all I have to do is click sage.

>> No.5484337

Hey guys, Lily Rain is my waifu.

>> No.5484347

>>5484339
Maybe if you didn't sage so much, you might know why

>> No.5484340

>>5484319
retard eyes are retarded

>> No.5484339

how the fuck these threads get so many replies? Seriously guys

>> No.5484353

>>5484339
Some idiot made it clear he didn't understand why people were sageing and then it went from there.

>> No.5484355

Now you just need to introduce your mom to POJU, and the transformation will be complete.

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Riry is so cute :3

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>> No.5484378

I still laugh at how 4chan doesn't understand what sage means.

>> No.5484379

>>5484330
I sage almost all of my posts, so I have it set to remember a variant of sage. Unfortunately this makes it so that my posts can be identified, but it's not nearly as bad as a name or trip

>> No.5484381

>>5484353
bump

>> No.5484388

>>5484378
You and me both.

>> No.5484403

>>5484378
sage - "I don't want to bump this because I think its bullshit"

>> No.5484410

>>5484388
>doesn't understand that sage is a form of disapproval

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Don't look at others filthy roboladies, only Riry is pure ^^

>> No.5484425

>>5484379
This.

You should age a thread when you feel it deserves it, not as a default.

>> No.5484437

The type of people who say 4chan doesn't know how sage works also think gay still means happy, right?

>> No.5484438

>>5484425
>You should age a thread when you feel it deserves it, not as a default.
Just because you're a NEET who hates life, that doesn't mean threads are not by default, undeserving of a bump for every single post.

>> No.5484451

>>5484438
A bump is an important thing. The default state of life should be equilibrium, not constant change.

>> No.5484460

>>5484438
You completely lost me with that analogy there

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>> No.5484473

>>5484451
You need to read up on what equilibrium is. Also, change isn't bad.

>> No.5484475

ITT: The same faggot from /a/ who doesn't realize we have a slow moving board and we don't want to bump terrible threads just because we post in them.

>> No.5484477

>>5484460
Only a bullshit pessimist thinks that threads are not deserving of being bumped.

>> No.5484483

>>5484475
>calling /jp/ slow
THIS board isn't slow. /c/ and /po/ are SLOW.

>> No.5484491

>>5484475
Sorry that you have such a bad opinion of /jp/. I bet you think there are never any good threads on the board.

>> No.5484482

Fucking weekend.

>> No.5484498

>>5484438
>that doesn't mean threads are not by default, undeserving of a bump for every single post.

You go girl! Fight for the rights of those poor threads! Yeah yeah!

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>>5484475
This website is terrible.

Who gives a fuck about your opinion. Bump!

>> No.5484494

>>5484483
Those are REALL SLOW, /jp/ doesn't change its front page in ages.

>> No.5484506

>>5484494
Excuse me? You must not refresh it very often.

>> No.5484503

Now reporting this thread for trolling.

>> No.5484510

>>5484503
We aren't trolling. We're discussing why there isn't a point in saging so much.

>> No.5484519

>>5484510
The point is to not have a front page full of shit, like this thread.

>> No.5484511

>>5484506
Every 2 mins is not often?

>> No.5484520

Typical weekend evening thread.

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