/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

If you were still in high school and Keine taught sex ed, would you actually bother paying attention?

[Anonymous No.]

I actually had sex ed in grade school, no joke.

[Anonymous No.]

Meh, what else can I do?

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468314
I think a lot of people did, they started Sex ed in 5th grade for my school.

Nevertheless, Eirin would surpass Keine as a Sex ed teacher

[Anonymous No.]

Insert "hands-on teaching" joke here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468310
>>5468325

Which one would be more boring? I can't imagine it at the moment, but both seem like they'd be rather long winded in their lectures.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5468325

I didn't learn actual sex ed until high school. The "grade school" shit for me was "ONLY CONSENSUAL INTERCOURSE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION AFTER MARRIAGE HERPADERR"

And Eirin would be the school nurse.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468314
You say this like Sex Ed is a rare thing. I had sex ed in both 5th and 10th grades, and both times they were taught by large sweaty black men or large sweaty white women.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468310

I think it would become a problem during the full moon when she gained horns and a bad attitude.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468342
They just told us about procreation, nothing beyond that. No Hormones, no alternatives, no STD's (Save that we got them from sex), just penis goes in vagina herpderp babby

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

My high sex ed teacher taught us about flavored condoms and made passes at some of the guys...

Not sure Keine can top that

[Anonymous No.]

Sure, why not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468338

>Which one would be more boring? I can't imagine it at the moment, but both seem like they'd be rather long winded in their lectures.

Keine would be more informative but more boring.

Eirin would be more accurate and medicinal but constantly making (far too adult) jokes throughout the lecture.

[Anonymous No.]

Only if she demonstrated various topic-related things in class.

In which case, it'd be the best class ever.

[Anonymous No.]

What if Cirno taught it?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5468382

Unless she was actually hot it doesn't count.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468409
This would be the result

[Anonymous No.]

Sex ed is when I sleep to make up for the lack of sleep after studying for the other classes, so it can't be helped.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5468413
She was old and disgusting.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468382
>flavored condoms
I can't understand what ideas people come up these days...

[Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg No.]

Our sex ed teacher's innuendo is fucked up.

I wish Keine was our sex ed teacher ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468479

Oral sex, ever heard of it?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468494

Why in the flying fuck would you do that with a condom?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468494
I donno the names.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468494
The whole point is to taste dick, not some fruity fucking flavor.

They flavor the stupidest shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468498

To prevent STD transmission?

[Anonymous No.]

Keine would probably be trying to actually teach but get either annoyed or intimidated by all the guys (and some of the girls) giving her hungry stares.

[Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg No.]

>>5468503

Can I get some sauce? I forgot which one this is ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468498
Probably because some girls would rather taste something other than dick. Those girls are called faggots!.

Moral of the story: Dicks taste good!

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468503
Then don't suck dick if you've got teh herps

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468515

Something about a Black Mage and a White Mage. I can find it again if you give me a minute.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468521
lol, this

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468421
You had to study in high school / grade school? Really?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468549

Oh wait.
>>>/rs/Blach+White+Mage

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468549

Oh wait.
>>>/rs/Black+White+Mage

[Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg No.]

>>5468574
Thanks, brah.

[Anonymous No.]

Keine only offers that class to youkai she catches raping other youkai.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Why is it that when you get to the sed ex chapter in school biology books, the opening page tends to have a picture of teenagers in bright 80's clothing hiking in a forest?

Anyways, Keine probably teaches off the top of her head, so the point is moot in that matter.

[Anonymous No.]

My sex ed class taught me that the penis is inserted into the vagina, and after some time semen is ejaculated.

They said mentioned nothing about thrusting or sisters.

[All day !jCOMomijIM No.]

>>5468612
Because Schools are cheap motherfuckers who replace science books every 20 years, or when shit gets outlawed.

[Prof. Anonymous !Ge55NoG1Cg No.]

>>5468624

>sisters

Ohu.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468479
What I don't understand is why I've never heard about dick flavored condoms.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468624
I learned the word "semen" in an encyclopedia in 5th grade.

To the best of my recollection it was never mentioned during SXED that year.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468612
Is that pictur Haku or Keine?

[Anonymous No.]

My elementary school's principle taught the boys sex ed. Good times.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468672
Sexed must be shitty, huh

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468673

Judging by the Mokou-like charms on the innertube and red ribbon on her breast, I'd say Keine.

[Anonymous No.]

She wouldn't just teach sex ed, she'd have all the boys and the girls in the classroom "practice" with each other. She would also have the boys practice on her too.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5468671
Because that's redundant
I do wanna taste a dick though, for some reason, I get the feeling it would taste like a finger or something

[Anonymous No.]

I skipped the sex ed classes in middle school and it was never offered in high school.

I WAS SO FUCKING STOKED WHEN I LEARNED THAT GIRLS HAVE 3 HOLES

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5468704
4chan, and the internet by extension, has taught me more than Sex Ed ever could anyways

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468695

If they keep it clean, a bit saltier and a smoother texture.

If they don't, much more sour.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5468673

Keine. Bow on the top gives it away.

>>5468628

True, but can't really see how the picture would've been more related to the subject 30 years ago.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468695
If you use condoms to be able to have oral sex without transmitting diseases like herpes, it isn't redundant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468704
Mouth and two nostrils.

What's so amazing about that? It's quite visible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468731
I don't think there is a man alive who isn't surprised by the peehole.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468718
Same reason Viagra commercials show gay men scubadiving on mountaintops.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>sex ed
>high school
That was 4th grade, tim.

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5468695

You can probably find it in an English-style restaurant.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468739
Don't be silly, women don't pee.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468758
i did dropped out of school at age 9 and never learn sex ed.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5468751

I can't really see how that would be related either, but that's a way more powerful example of unrelated imagery.

>>5468758

Depends on the country, I guess. Sweden used to run sex ed twice during compulsory school with a couple of years between.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468767
They usually pee a lot after they take a gigantic wet shit. All that pressure being relieved, you know.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468799
ITT we know nothing about women.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5468762

... what am I looking at?
Filename aside.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468831
Well I know that they defecate. That's a biological fact, I shit you not.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468847

Actually, that's a lie. Their rectums are purely for recreational purposes.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

If there's a desperate common desire to remain in the posterior region, let there be less shit and more CAVE.

[Unnamed Book-reading Youkai !hlzAxuj9HY No.]

>>5468373
usa~ usa~
My sex ed teacher in middle school freaked out at the littlest thing and was the craziest bitch ever
she made me do a report on PID ;_;

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

Or even better, let there be Great and Wise Hakutaku rump.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468896
Shoud have been PTSD.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5468904

Keine enjoys graphic detail.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468901

Who is sexier; Stage 3 Keine or EX-Keine?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5468932

Equal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468932
0 == 0.

[Anonymous No.]

´・ω・｀

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468988
I love me some Hakutakus

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468988

What is that thing she's holding?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469048
The Sukusuku Hakutaku.

It is made of ´・ω・｀ and adorable.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

It's something you just are.
Look, hate to bring up ideas like "inner beauty" and things since very often that just isn't true. But true sexiness, not just an instantly arousing detail that provokes for the moment, is very much an overall inner quality. Not just looking, sounding or smelling good, but something you just have and radiate.
Point is, when you have it, a change of accessories makes zero difference. Even as big a change as growing horns and a tail.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

... but, since humans tend to be a bit dull and slow, nature has long since fired up the backup plan and made it so a full, firm set works nicely as well.

Sometimes nature plays on easy mode.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469069

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469087

>change of accessories makes zero difference

So, disregard fetishes? Keine is sexy anyway, but Keine with horns and a poofy tail is a different kind of sexy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469087
>>5469134
Helen, you're rambling again.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468501
tasting dick sounds pretty disgusting

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469172

TL;DR: Keine = sexy regardless.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5468494
>Oral sex, ever heard of it?

I've never even seen a naked woman before.
I've never seen a bare of naked breasts before me.
Never been kissed.
Never had a girlfriend

I'm pretty far behind the times here.

[Anonymous No.]

>If you were still in high school

hahaha

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5469197

Would you rather her hat or her horns?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469162

Would the horns and tail still be even if attached to another person?

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469249

Probably neither.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469254

...you're not getting it. I'm not saying that Keine isn't sexy. I'm asking personal preference on her appearance; her human form or her hakutaku form. She's sexy either way, but not many people are into tails and horns.

[Anonymous No.]

where did Keine's tail come in?
I never saw that in IN. Must be a fandom thing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469203
You are fine, too much emotional baggage attached if you are with someone. Don't need /stress, but I can't make myself dick enough to have a "hug buddy".

Oh, and it's worse if you are one of those people who start seeing the person you are with as nothing but a sex object after you realize that they are hollower than you are... and then feel really guilty about going out with them... after that you try to let it pass by but they keep calling/texting/IMing you. >_____<

Not fun.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469292

Her sprite has a tail, her portrait does not.
A brilliant example of alcohol powered character art.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469292
Most of the tails drawn in fan art is fanon, except for Chen and Ran, no other touhou as showed a tail in canon works.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469301

that's just her hair, bro. It got longer

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469286

Oh. My bad.

Curiously, though, my answer is the same. Both equally.

[Anonymous No.]

Hell, I wasn't even allowed to borrow a book on mammals from the library back at elementary school because OH NO SEX.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469317
I think Tewi in the Inaba manga also has one, I also think Momiji has one too in her cameo in the three fairies manga.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469317

Nazrin has a tail.

[Anonymous No.]

The schools don't teach sex ed in my country; that's the parents' job. And we don't have high teen pregnancy rates, either.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469361
Reisen has one too in Inaba.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

It's somewhat curious seeing people discussing tails in such great detail when the tail in question is attached to the fullest, firmest, smoothest Great and Wise Hakutaku rump since emperor Jimmu himself may or may not have existed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5469471
God is in the details.

[HelenXonpool !a0yHhBwvus No.]

>>5469486

On the subject of tails, great Inari would probably agree.