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Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:32:06 2010 No.5462255 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:33:06 2010 No.5462262 But I don't care about it getting deleted.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:34:06 2010 No.5462265 No, we don't care.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:35:06 2010 No.5462274 And why should we do that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:36:06 2010 No.5462281 File: 21 KB, 600x450, 1276974278268.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:39:06 2010 No.5462293 GO to /cosmic break/ and see that they have two actually flat girls this time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:49:06 2010 No.5462345 Don't forget to get this thread to Meido!

>>	reported Thu Jun 24 05:49:06 2010 No.5462346 File: 31 KB, 608x448, 1246625531641.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] how about fuck off with your fail raids

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:54:06 2010 No.5462361 File: 10 KB, 155x202, 1270327577531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462262 >>5462265 >>5462274 >>5462281 >>5462345 >>5462346 Fucking lol /jp/ - truly the home of sandy vaginas and sacks of shit who will amount to nothing in life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:55:06 2010 No.5462363 >>5462361 grabs dick

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:56:06 2010 No.5462366 >>5462361 Feels really good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:57:06 2010 No.5462367 File: 72 KB, 570x682, 1276228092248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462366 >>5462363 your passive aggressive saging is amusing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:57:06 2010 No.5462368 Reported. In before butthurt reply about not helping in your personal-army self-raid request.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:58:06 2010 No.5462372 /jp/ - /b/ nah

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:58:06 2010 No.5462374 >>5462368 Already happening. Also doesn't know what 'sage' means.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:58:06 2010 No.5462375 File: 18 KB, 346x262, 1277348528752.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462368 Reported to who? mods? MODS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:58:06 2010 No.5462376 >>5462367 enjoy trying to have a sense in your life

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:59:06 2010 No.5462382 Jesus Christ, /jp/, just don't reply. >>5462367 Here, have a stealth sage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 05:59:06 2010 No.5462383 File: 71 KB, 357x290, 1276750671250.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462376 But I already have a sense in my life, sandy anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:00:06 2010 No.5462388 File: 72 KB, 406x480, 1276652070032.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462375

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:02:06 2010 No.5462392 File: 28 KB, 298x279, 1275506244461.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462388 Is JP always this boring? You can't even make decent image macros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:03:06 2010 No.5462400 Just fuck off and go die somewhere op. Nobody here cares.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:03:06 2010 No.5462401 bump

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:03:06 2010 No.5462404 File: 29 KB, 330x248, ownedforlifenoob.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462392 No need trying to hide your butt blood.

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:04:06 2010 No.5462405

The short, bearded figure stood on the stage, gesturing furiously as he declaimed on the evils of the RIAA and occasionally pacing around a bit.

"Richard, you've changed," murmured the balding, nondescript-looking man in the audience to himself.

After the talk, the bearded man strolled up the stairs, unconcerned by the train of scruffy-looking undergraduates following after. He was headed for the cookie table. As he began to shovel handfuls of madeleines and pecan brownies into his mouth, the bald, mustachioed man approached.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:04:06 2010 No.5462407 File: 681 KB, 1000x1000, 1274669060085.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >go to /tv/ >not a single deleted thread >come back to /jp/ >troll getting butthurt everythingwentbetterthanexpectedandheresmyface.bmp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:04:06 2010 No.5462409 File: 70 KB, 622x448, it_hurts.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462392 Here's some decent image macro. I can even turn this into an image macro thread if you want.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Jun 24 06:05:06 2010 No.5462412 >>5462392 your so mad your buts litirally cryin

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:05:06 2010 No.5462413

"Eric," the bearded man gasped, nearly dropping a handful of shortbread cookies (but not quite.)

"Richard," the bald man said firmly.

"What brings you here?" asked the bearded man. The undergraduates merely stared wide-eyed, knowing something special was happening, but not knowing quite what. At least, the ones who weren't also going for the cookie table.

"Well, Richard, you'll remember how we knew each other, seven years before you started the GNU project," said Eric.

"Yes..." Richard began to say, when he was interrupted by a particularly young-looking undergraduate.

"In the biblical sense?" taunted the undergraduate, as she adjusted her baseball cap and pulled on her red hair.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:05:06 2010 No.5462414 File: 10 KB, 155x320, Wormin'.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462367 >>5462361 >>5462392

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:06:06 2010 No.5462415

There was silence.

"Yes, young ladies and gentlemen, in the biblical sense," said Eric.

"I think we need to go upstairs, to my office," said Richard.

Eric's arm extended across the back of the couch. Richard inched ever so slightly closer.

"Well, you have no idea what it's like to live alone in Cambridge, Massachusetts, with only my four honorary doctorates to keep me company while you and your open-source friends get all the glory. It's just so hard, Eric."

Eric's eyes sparkled, "Just so hard, eh?"
"But you don't have an office here."

"Oh, I'm sorry, I mean the office of the faculty member who sponsored my talk here, Professor mumble mumble," Richard said, as the last words of his sentence were obscured by a mouthful of fudge wafers.

"Okay."

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:07:06 2010 No.5462419

Together, they headed for the elevator as the crowd of undergraduates, graduate students, and administrators who had gathered (no faculty members, since they wouldn't have wanted to be seen at a gathering where students would be present) gaped speechlessly. They got off at the seventh floor and Richard directed them towards a corner office.

"Don't worry, Professor mumble mumble won't be here for the rest of the afternoon," said Richard, who still had managed to make those fudge wafers last for four floors.

As they settled at opposite ends of the black leather couch that occupied a small portion of the office, Eric looked at Richard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:07:06 2010 No.5462420 File: 166 KB, 671x396, PLAY LONG PLAY STRONG.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462404 >>5462388 Keep going. I need to fill up my Sion folder. Damn, that guy was a legend, even for a newcomer like me.

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:07:06 2010 No.5462417
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>>5462414
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>>5462404
You guys are really bad at this. Even /v/ is much better than you.

All those shitty visual novels have completely killed every cell capable of producing comedy in your body.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:08:06 2010 No.5462424 File: 103 KB, 537x500, Frustrated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462417

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:08:06 2010 No.5462425 File: 12 KB, 300x300, 1274190067156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462413 >>5462415 >>5462419 Here comes the passive aggressive flooding

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:08:06 2010 No.5462428

"You looked better with short hair," he said.

"Well, you looked better before you gained that 30 pounds," said Richard.

"It's all muscle," he said, and they both laughed. Then they were silent.

Eric broke the silence. "Open-source software, free software, why did we let such distinctions of terminology divide us so? Linux has been such a huge success and we've both contributed to that. We have more similarities than differences."

"That's GNU/Linux, Eric, and you ought to know why as well as anybody. Why, the Linux operating system would be completely nonfunctional without the many software utilities contributed by volunteers for the GNU project, including--"

"Richard, Richard. You're not talking to a journalist. You're talking to me. The only man you ever loved."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:09:06 2010 No.5462432 File: 32 KB, 188x220, 1275913757472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462417 >comedy

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Jun 24 06:09:06 2010 No.5462433 File: 269 KB, 649x640, sion.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462420 poor sion 1997-2010 WELL MISS YOU

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:09:06 2010 No.5462435 File: 28 KB, 347x347, 1273941549962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462424 not really

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:09:06 2010 No.5462436 >>5462428 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:09:06 2010 No.5462440 File: 51 KB, 640x480, 1265706806964.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462425

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:10:06 2010 No.5462442 File: 41 KB, 300x338, 1275234930334.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462432 hey that's /co/ material you got there your cunty friends will get mad at you!

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:10:06 2010 No.5462443

Richard squirmed. "Well..."

"It's been so long."

"Well, yes, that is how I remembered it..."

"So, you said that Professor cough cough wasn't going to be back this afternoon, right? Because if you wanted to, we could go find a place to stay for the evening..." (The professor's name was once again obscured when Eric had a brief dryness in his throat.)

"No, let's just make good use of the place we have for now. It's free, after all."

"Free as in freedom?"

"No, free as in love."

They embraced. Richard's shirt came off, knocking loose the halo made from a disk platter that was still attached to his head. Before too long, the two men's back hair became an indistinguishable thatch of dark curls as Eric's cathedral entered Richard's bazaar.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:11:06 2010 No.5462456 File: 24 KB, 325x681, CurryButt making a funny face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462433 Did the guy that shot him in the ass last time decide to shoot him again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:11:06 2010 No.5462458 >/jp/ >passive aggressive Not even a little bit We're probably the most up front about our anger Here on /jp/ sage doesnt = I MAD

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:11:06 2010 No.5462455

"Sometimes being open to the point of promiscuity can have its advantages," breathed Richard.

"And you know I've always believed that there were some situations where tight control over the development process was necessary," sighed Eric.

Afterward, they lay together on the couch as the afternoon sun shone on them, stroking each other's beards. "You're even better now that you have a Jesus complex," said Eric.

"You certainly seemed to think that it wasn't just a complex!"

"That was five minutes ago, this is now."

"Oh." They cuddled some more. "I guess we'll always have the AI Lab."

"So, I have a date later on to play the recorder for some birds. Would you like to... come along?"

"Whenever I hear about you doing that kind of thing, I reach for my gun," said Eric.

"Ha ha!" they both laughed.

"Actually, I wasn't kidding."

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:13:06 2010 No.5462469 File: 16 KB, 228x260, 1251057292414.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462442 >implying I'm autistic enough to care about which board my reaction image was from

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:13:06 2010 No.5462470 File: 30 KB, 224x203, 1277177724208.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462458 I find that hard to believe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:13:06 2010 No.5462482 File: 41 KB, 480x480, 1275590102477.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462469 >bragging about not being an autist >on /jp/ lol

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Jun 24 06:14:06 2010 No.5462486 >>5462456 there was a fatal wifflebat injury during the calvinball game

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:15:06 2010 No.5462496 >>5462486 So the friend circle is no more?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:16:06 2010 No.5462506 File: 76 KB, 519x600, 1242841813837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462482 >calling others autistics >/b/

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Jun 24 06:18:06 2010 No.5462521 File: 151 KB, 353x761, curry & friends.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462496 firend circle will carry on in memory of his spirite

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:19:06 2010 No.5462524 File: 495 KB, 200x272, 1274829438203.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462506 >>5462506 you think i'm from /b/? oh no no no no! that won't do!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:21:06 2010 No.5462542 File: 313 KB, 600x450, 1277183193509.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462521 We still need CurryButt back ;_;

>>	The /jp/ Police !TOD33vFX8s Thu Jun 24 06:22:06 2010 No.5462551 Awww yeah repoted

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Thu Jun 24 06:23:06 2010 No.5462558 File: 52 KB, 600x450, 1273367962798.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462542 SUPPORT CURRYBUTT WE WANT THE BUTT BRING BACK CURRY

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:26:06 2010 No.5462575 File: 27 KB, 251x251, CurryButt's innocent face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462558 Hell yeah ____________________________________________ 凸[◣_◢]凸 UNBAN CURRYBUTT PUT THIS IN YOUR SIG IF YOU SUPPORT /jp/ 凸[◣_◢]凸

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