ITT: We prove how /jp/ we are. This is my Iphone background.

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Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:44:02 2010 No.5459345 [Reply] [Original]

ITT: We prove how /jp/ we are.

This is my Iphone background.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:45:02 2010 No.5459353 Having a phone makes you not /jp/ at all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:46:02 2010 No.5459355 What does a shut-in need with an iPhone?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:46:02 2010 No.5459356 I hate every thread I post in.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:46:02 2010 No.5459359 Every thread must be replied to.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:46:02 2010 No.5459360 File: 205 KB, 849x910, sample-67f4904c3484dd3f88d94116e4cc1f96.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was my droid background.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Wed Jun 23 21:47:02 2010 No.5459363 i ahev a japanese bird cooking spaghetti

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:47:02 2010 No.5459364 I shit on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:49:02 2010 No.5459370 If a game I play has Touhou mods available, I'll install them before even playing the game.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:51:02 2010 No.5459380 >witch girl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:53:02 2010 No.5459387 >>5459364 I not only shit on the floor, but I wipe my ass with printer paper that has pictures of Yukari on it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:53:02 2010 No.5459389 File: 22 KB, 550x409, b0018176_47ccf48d3edf2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this game gave me erections

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:54:02 2010 No.5459396 File: 37 KB, 170x161, 1275721839124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5459345 >ITT >Iphone >/jp/ I don't think so, Tim.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:55:02 2010 No.5459399 >>5459389 KIMOCHI WARUI

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:56:02 2010 No.5459410 >>5459370 I play some games only because there are touhou mods for it.

Anonymous Wed Jun 23 21:58:02 2010 No.5459420

I haven't left the house in 7 weeks.
I only eat ramen noodles, Kimchi, rice, Japanese style stir fry, frozen pizzas, or
I have 32 figures.
I have 6 different dakimakuras.
I haven't socialized with another human being other then posting on 4chan in almost a month.
I urinate out the window so I don't have to leave my room to go to the bathroom.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 22:00:02 2010 No.5459433 File: 104 KB, 600x680, toot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >iPhone HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 22:11:02 2010 No.5459481 >>5459420 >I urinate out the window so I don't have to leave my room to go to the bathroom. Fucking normalfag, getting sunlight like that.

Anonymous Wed Jun 23 22:13:02 2010 No.5459490

>>5459481
No way, its heavily curtained and I just stick my dick out, kind of like you do when you unzip your fly. Since I'm also too lazy to put on clothes it keeps me from scaring the neighbors with my incredibly pale body and avoid arrest. How can I play Touhou in prison?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 22:14:02 2010 No.5459492 My \ is a yen sign

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 23 22:15:02 2010 No.5459493 >>5459355 >>5459353 this is why I feel so at home here even though I don't play VNs or anything

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 02:44:02 2010 No.5461354 File: 22 KB, 332x398, blue girl.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cool op XD. i always wear a t-shirt with this at parties:))))

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:22:02 2010 No.5462555 File: 147 KB, 500x720, 1194110453107.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5459420 I like you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:26:02 2010 No.5462573 >iPhone wtfman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:27:02 2010 No.5462577 I masturbated to Saya no Uta I assume everyone did though

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:28:02 2010 No.5462590 I listen to the /jp/ theme song every day!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:31:02 2010 No.5462597 File: 129 KB, 1440x900, gta_sa 2010-06-22 21-38-15-25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I play GTA SA with touhou

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:31:02 2010 No.5462605 >>5462597 y is ran so short?

>>	A certain Anonymous that lives in Bangkok Thu Jun 24 06:34:02 2010 No.5462619 >have cellphone >claim to be /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:34:02 2010 No.5462622 File: 130 KB, 1440x900, gta_sa 2010-06-22 21-29-41-69.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462605 just to make it short, it's Lily white

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:34:02 2010 No.5462623 File: 413 KB, 1024x768, loser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this is my bachelor-pad in a basement. I'm such a loser.

>>	All day !jCOMomijIM Thu Jun 24 06:37:02 2010 No.5462630 I smoke weed Everyday

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:38:02 2010 No.5462636 >>5462630 don't you belong to 420chan then ?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:38:02 2010 No.5462641 File: 90 KB, 1266x599, saten.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am 100% /jp/

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:39:02 2010 No.5462644 >>5462630 Get out normalfag

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:49:02 2010 No.5462693 I've left my house twice in the past year.

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:50:02 2010 No.5462700
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when I was in 8 I saw Galaxy Express 999 for the first time, Sailor Moon was canceled, and I searched for both on Yahooligans. when I was in 10 I rented Ranma 1/2 from the Japanimation section. at the same time I got into a gifted program, and one of the assignments was to do a research project on a facet of Japan. I asked the teacher if I could do a project on their animation and the teacher laughed at me and told me to pick something REAL. I dropped out of said program and thus began my passion for what was to be /jp/

also I live with my parents and have personality disorders

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:51:02 2010 No.5462708 I live in Japan. Or is that anti-/jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:51:02 2010 No.5462711 >>5462623 oh, I forgot to mention, I barely leave my apartment, it's been my prison cell for the past two years. I only leave to get groceries on sunday night just before the grocery store closes.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:54:02 2010 No.5462727 it looks to me as if we're all /jp/ in our own pathetic way. :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:55:02 2010 No.5462730 File: 244 KB, 762x620, 1277029245671.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a personality disorder, and my SMS tone is Septette for the dead princess. The full version

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:56:02 2010 No.5462736 >>5462727 >:3 Except you. Get out.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 06:59:02 2010 No.5462748 File: 594 KB, 619x865, 1267671136705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462736 you say that, but I know what you really want is to hug me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:00:02 2010 No.5462755 >>5462748 Be my significant other.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:02:02 2010 No.5462768 File: 13 KB, 243x251, Hand-through-facepalm.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ITT: We prove how /jp/ we are. >iPhone >witch girl.jpg

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:02:02 2010 No.5462770 File: 4 KB, 251x251, fuck smilies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462727 > :3

>>	slowpoke here Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:05:02 2010 No.5462781 >>5462770 oh wow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:06:02 2010 No.5462788 File: 95 KB, 640x480, ojk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462755 whoops, I have social anxiety and can't leave my house without considering suicide

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:06:02 2010 No.5462789 File: 919 KB, 1268x709, 1263980000913.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:08:02 2010 No.5462795 File: 137 KB, 512x512, kaguya_ZUN_art.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I piss on bottles when there is people visiting my family and am considering to start shitting on the floor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:08:02 2010 No.5462796 >>5462788 I'll come to you instead!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:08:02 2010 No.5462799 >>5459353 Not being a NEET does not exclude you from /jp/ you elitist neckbeard fuckstick.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:09:02 2010 No.5462804 >>5462788 How long have you been on /jp/? I'm sure I've seen someone post regarding the exact same thing with the same posting style roughly a year back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:12:02 2010 No.5462816 >>5462788 At least you can take it easy. I can't take it easy on my own house because there is visit for my sister or my mother every fucking day, literally. >>5462795 here on a side note.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:12:02 2010 No.5462818 >>5459492 Your operating system sucks.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:13:02 2010 No.5462822 >>5459492 Mine too. It happens when I activate japanese locale for some reason.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:14:02 2010 No.5462823 >>5462804 I can't say how long I've been on /jp/ since I've been on 4chan since forever, but if I'm a female if that helps?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:15:02 2010 No.5462827 >>5462823 Don't hit on her silly boys~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:15:02 2010 No.5462828 File: 237 KB, 1440x810, look_at_that_gaijin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462823

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:15:02 2010 No.5462830 >>5462823 Yeah, I definitely remember you. How have you been keeping? I'd assume living with that sort of anxiety is really difficult.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:16:02 2010 No.5462833 >>5462823 -"if" >>5462796 tell me your life story.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:17:02 2010 No.5462842 >>5462828 agh bye

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:19:02 2010 No.5462865 >>5462816 sheeet, that sucks. I don't eat a lot because I don't like leaving my room, but I can't do a thing when there are visitors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:20:02 2010 No.5462866 >>5462842 I know, it really hurts looking at that picture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:21:02 2010 No.5462873 >>5459345 Iphone /jp/ LOL no.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:21:02 2010 No.5462877 >>5459492 same here, but I dont see it too often since I use windowsu seven. pretty much only when I use cmd, I think. used to see it all the time when browsing files in WinXP. it made me feel like I was really Japanese!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:22:02 2010 No.5462886 File: 33 KB, 369x344, 1237660492283.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462830 hm, you may be mistaken. I don't remember meeting anyone on /jp/ beyond a thread.

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:22:02 2010 No.5462887

>>5462833

I am currently 18 years of age. I was born to a upper middle-class family in Australia.

Prior to Primary school my life was uneventful. Supposedly I was rather popular and charming in Pre-school, though I can remember very little from this stage in my life.

I attended private school for 6 years where I was made fun of by people due to the shape of my ears. I left when I was in Year 7 and attended a public school in the country. At this time I met some friends and it cemnted my interest in the creation of Children's literature and the career of teaching.

I moved back to the city later that year, going to another high school where I did not quite fit in, possibly due to my tendency of not knowing what to say. I did meet a few friends, however and did quite well there.

I was raped at age 16 by my partner at the time who learned from BL eroge, it was an immensely traumatic experience and has caused a lot of stress and such since that point. I carried on with my life, not dating anyone else since for fear that they would rape me when I showed them love.

Right now I am in my final year of schooling, and am on my way to being admitted to University to become a teacher.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:24:02 2010 No.5462892 >>5462886 Well, I remember people asking you about it a year or so ago when it was brought up for whatever reason, I'm sorry for remembering such needless things!

None !!F+uvZxsZeUq Thu Jun 24 07:26:02 2010 No.5462899
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I once spent a week in bed.
Since then, I've several times spent an entire week not seeing or hearing another human being, even on a TV screen or over the phone.
I have both the original Japanese and the english translated versions of nearly all my favorite manga, so I can go back and check the translation on some sentences.
Although I have friends, I usually lie to them in order to stay in the house.
I was a virgin at 24, and had never kissed a girl.
I have actual store-purchased CDs of Touhou project music in my CD player now.
I don't play shmups much; they're not my thing.
I'll spend hours procrastinating to avoid making a telephone call, even if it's just to a credit card company.

I'm going to bed. With a plush Hatsune Miku. On sheets that haven't been washed in at least two months, and on a bed that hasn't been made in at least one month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:27:46 2010 No.5462906 >>5459342 rEMＯＥV YｕOR_IＬlgＥaL_clOｅn fｏＨTTｐ://ｗWｗ.ＡＮoｍnｏmtａｌk.Sｅ/ (ＡNOmNoＭ =_ａＮOＮ)_iMｍeｉDATｅｌy. alhoc xobykhfatltue klavsbcdz vrw k srs gp

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:33:02 2010 No.5462923 >>5462887 >by my partner at the time who learned from BL eroge wait, what? He actually thought being sexually assertive like characters in games are worked in real life?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:34:02 2010 No.5462926 >>5462899 >I was a virgin at 24, and had never kissed a girl. why is that in past tense? Did you go to hooker?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:34:02 2010 No.5462929 >>5462923 It was a girl.

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:35:02 2010 No.5462937
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>>5462887
what a beautiful story. not because it was full of drama, but because it was you. I know this sounds corny, but you are very capable of receiving pure, honest love, I know it.

>>5462892
not needless! probably a misunderstanding, but you sound like a nice person~~

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:35:02 2010 No.5462938 >>5459359 Indeed, it must be. Such is our fate.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:35:02 2010 No.5462939 File: 23 KB, 450x532, cirno.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462929

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:36:02 2010 No.5462944 File: 332 KB, 1500x1000, 1267670931386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462929 what is your gender, if I may intrude?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:37:02 2010 No.5462948 >>5462937 Ah, thank you for saying such things, I should probably not be blushing at compliments but I'm not really used to receiving them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:38:02 2010 No.5462955 >>5462944 I am a male.

Methods FAQ alt.suicide.holiday Thu Jun 24 07:42:02 2010 No.5462977

>>5462926

tl;dr, I had a grilf for a bit due to unusual circumstances. It didn't take.

An older half-japanese female who was used to having every male around fall at her feet noticed that I was completely failing to notice her, and so she made me her project.

This isn't a place for my blog, so I won't go into big detail. ...but although she was the biggest cause of the worst emotional swings of my life, she also crammed me full of social normalfag knowledge and skills that lets me fake normalicy to a limited extent when acting normal is the best way to avoid attention.

So I spend large amounts of time out in the world, loathing the people I'm around and loathing myself for being around them, just to maintain the meagre cashflow I need for my present lifestyle. I don't think I could do that if it weren't for her training. Meh. I'm going to bed. Those old memories don't do me any good.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:43:02 2010 No.5462985 >>5462955 So... You are not virgin anymore, isn't it? :#

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:44:02 2010 No.5462992 >>5462985 No, I am no longer a virgin. I am sorry if this means I no longer belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:45:02 2010 No.5462999 File: 136 KB, 640x480, lsd_091.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5462992 whaaaa? you will always belong here.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:46:02 2010 No.5463000 >>5462992 Hey, that's fine. I prefer being a virgin than being RAPED, of course/ (Keyword: being. If I am the one raping, then :3)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:46:02 2010 No.5463003 >>5463000 What's worse is that I would have agreed to it if she actually bothered to ask, haha.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:52:02 2010 No.5463026 I have a Cirno sticker on my laptop.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:52:02 2010 No.5463027 File: 851 KB, 1098x824, Konachan.com - 75423 barefoot remilia_scarlet touhou.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] my psp wallpaper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:53:14 2010 No.5463033 File: 255 KB, 709x999, moe 53769 sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5463003 this may have shaped who you are now, but taking on new experiences will hep you evolve and overcome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:56:02 2010 No.5463047 File: 255 KB, 709x999, moe 53769 sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] (nobody notice that mistake I made) >>5463003 this may have shaped who you are now, but taking on new experiences will help you evolve and overcome!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:57:02 2010 No.5463052 >>5463026 aw, come on, so does my friend and he actually had a job!

Anonymous Thu Jun 24 07:59:02 2010 No.5463058

>>5463047

You had it in the right place, then the wrong place haha.

It is hard to deal with, and remembering it is painful as I loved her with all my heart and I still have feelings for her. I'm trying my best to move on and I think it has helped me develop emotionally, at the very least.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:06:02 2010 No.5463089 >>5463058 ;_;

>>	Taiga !!dMbDe6oa7US Thu Jun 24 08:08:02 2010 No.5463092 File: 54 KB, 503x516, 1264934345903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Man I'm so /jp/ I shit ramen.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:11:02 2010 No.5463102 >>5463058 I've been through the same thing. what I tell myself is that it's all for the sake of science!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:12:02 2010 No.5463107 >>5463102 Yeah! We know all about science because of our emotional trauma!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:14:02 2010 No.5463118 >>5463092 >iPhone, somebody who need to prove "how /jp/ they are" >>>5463092 /a/ tripfiend Guess what?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:14:02 2010 No.5463122 >>5463107 I don't understand, are you trying to negate me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:17:02 2010 No.5463134 >>5463122 I'm trying to be enthusiastic, sorry...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:17:02 2010 No.5463136 I've been up since 4 in the morning waiting for that bad apple video to reach 8000000 views, which just happened

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:24:02 2010 No.5463173 >>5463134 haha, I love this, we misunderstand our own enthusiasm.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:25:02 2010 No.5463178 >>5463173 I'm sorry for being so confusing!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:27:02 2010 No.5463186 File: 199 KB, 860x1214, 110039021423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This was my phone's background until it hit the bottom of a pool... now i have no background :D

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:31:02 2010 No.5463201 >>5463134 here, Going to bed. Good night, /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:31:02 2010 No.5463202 File: 99 KB, 1074x1072, vn_distros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >ITT: We prove how /jp/ we are. <-- not installed. N.B.: no touhou

>>	&ponpo& Thu Jun 24 08:38:02 2010 No.5463227 This thread is shrinemaiden tier. http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=5230.0

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:49:02 2010 No.5463277 I'm currently building onscripter on my nokia n900. I also copied some ero flash game there and already fapped a little. Also I want to port KiriKiri to linux so badly, but too lazy for this shit now.

Thu Jun 24 08:56:02 2010 No.5463301
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This is my computer's background.
My phone background is a scene of Reimu fighting Sakuya, with a red background.
I touhourize everything I touch.
I also have Bernkastel as one of my favourite umineko characters.

Now what do I win?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:56:02 2010 No.5463302 >>5463301 The 'Trying Too Hard to Pretend You Like Touhou' award!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 08:57:02 2010 No.5463307 File: 505 KB, 1589x1119, a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here's my aMule window. I'm downloading はなきゅ～ from ed2k since . I do this since last October.

>>	Thu Jun 24 08:58:02 2010 No.5463312 >>5463302 Yay! The one I needed to complete all my /jp/ achievements!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 24 09:00:02 2010 No.5463322 >>5463312 Have you unlocked "fuck the pillow" achievement?

>>	Thu Jun 24 09:02:02 2010 No.5463329 >>5463322 Yes, I did. Some years ago.

>>	Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH Thu Jun 24 10:04:02 2010 No.5463668 >>5459389

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