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544241 No.544241 [Reply] [Original]

This is the best you could ever hope for.

>> No.544245

Good enough for me.

>> No.544248

I once dated a girl like that.

I got all self conscious once I realized her hands were hairier than mine.

>> No.544253

anyone with a decent powerlevel up to translate this ?

>> No.544255

Looks about perfect.

>> No.544257

I bet she fucks like a jellyfish

>> No.544261

>>544253
LIKES CATS <3

>> No.544266

as long as there isn't a mustache I'm not complaining

>> No.544276

>>544257
Mollusks would be better.

>> No.544279

>>544276
you make a convincing argument

>> No.544281

ill shave the armpits and im ok with her

>> No.544285
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>> No.544288

im fapping so hard to this

>> No.544289

No bra means easier access.

>> No.544294

As long as she's not fucking the dog too.

>> No.544298

>>544285
Besides the hair die and boys-love stuff, and substituting 4-chan with 2-ch, that describes me almost perfectly. Male here by the way.

>> No.544296

>>544285
pretty sure thats the shopped version where she's been made thinner

>> No.544299

The armpit hair makes her more attractive

>> No.544300

Shave the armpits and i'm fine.

>> No.544308
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544308

/v/ material, but is related

>> No.544309

>>544296
And I'm sure the shopped version is where she is fatter. Sorry to ruin your fatty fantasy.

>> No.544326

>>544253
- Messy hair: hasn't been to a beauty salon in 26 years
- Rubber band for a hairband
- Hairy pits: her way of expressing admiration towards men
- Wears glasses of course
- Zero makeup
- She leans on the table a lot, so her tits are big from their weight
- Yaoi doujinshi bought on Comiket day 2
- Toy she bought at ***ga shoten. Went with a friend so it wasn't embarrassing
- Only panties from april to november. Plenty of fat under the skin so it's no problem!
- Likes cats <3

>> No.544327

>>544241
Actually, I think this American-Japanese girl in one of my classes is attracted to me. I'd ask her out, but I of course fear any positive social interaction.

>> No.544337

>>544327

Anom, do it. Seriously. If you don't you'll regret it VERY deeply later.

>> No.544341

I don't even mind the armpit hair

>> No.544347

I've had attractive girls want to go out with me but my crippling inability to function socially has always caused any date I go on to fail pathetically.

>> No.544352

>>544296, this: >>544309

>> No.544351

Even ugly girls turn me down. I'm severely socially retarded.

>> No.544355

>>544241
Fuck, that's *better* than I could have hoped for.
I'd consider myself lucky if I got even that.

That she doesn't shave her pits isn't that important anyway.
That we would get along is what's important, that she's not fat is just a bonus.

>> No.544363

I remember when my friend asked me to go with this socially retarded girl to the prom and she turned me down so she could go with a real retard. I didn't even want to go to the prom and I felt like an asshole anyway.

>> No.544397

I like cats too!

>> No.544400

>>544337
Yeah, being the social stud that I am, I still have no idea of an acceptable way to ask a girl out on a date. Do you normally have to find out if they have a boyfriend first, or do you just ask?

>> No.544403

>>544241
A female version of myself? I'd hit it

>> No.544405

>>544363

Holy fucking burn, I'm surprised you didn't immediately an hero.

>> No.544409

>>544400
Oh, I should mention, she's only 15. I'm 21. Should this change my approach?

In before the recommendation of "get her piss drunk, rape her, and she'll love you forever".

>> No.544414

>>544400

Just ask her on a date. If she turns you down, it isn't a big deal. As long as you keep the drama low, you'll remain in good graces with her.

>> No.544417

>>544409

>>544414, here.

The age difference kind of makes it illegal, at least in my state.

>> No.544418

>>544409
pedo

>> No.544420

I have a habit of somehow inexplicably getting girls interested in me at which point I start ignoring them.

>> No.544421

>>544326
She has a least one friend, so now who is more pathetic. '_'

>> No.544423

>>544409
She'll love you forever, do it faggot.

>> No.544424

>>544417
Oh sure, it's illegal here if I have sex with her. But fuck if I care about that, she's over 14 so it'd take her parents filing a lawsuit against me to actually get convicted of rape.

>> No.544425

>>544409
Wait, she's 15 and you're 21? What kind of class is this?

>> No.544427

>>544421
That cuts me deep. ;_;

>> No.544435

>>544418
Actually no, I AM a pedophile, and that's not the body-type I'm normally attracted to. Let's just say I'm interested in this one for her character.

>>544425
English 101 - I'm being lazy through college, she's in a "middle college" program (she finishes her high school classes on a college campus, while taking basic GE courses as well).

>> No.544448

>>544435
lol

>> No.544455

>>544435
I went through Middle College too, so I assume she has to be mentally focused at least to get through classes. What about her makes you attracted to her?

>> No.544467

>>544435

That's a sweet program. I was in it also. I finished 2 years of college by age 18.

>> No.544482

>>544455
Sense of humor, down to earth attitude, relatively outgoing personality, and the chance that if she is actually attracted to me, a vagina. I'm not terribly picky, but I've been avoiding most girls because of my more... specific tastes. See >>544435.

If my "lack" of mental focus is what you're referring to, I'm rather intelligent and the reason that I'm not picking up the pace is because I don't have the money for a 4-year school and I don't have the means to get that money in any near future, as I live with my parents right now, but they haven't filed tax returns so I can't fill out a FAFSA.

Either way, I figure I might as well just fucking do it, worst case I end up with a picky partner who drains me of all my money, causes me serious lasting emotional instability, and potentially sexual performance issues. Basically, a female.

>> No.544477

Pedophiles in my /jp/?! Unbelievable!

>> No.544487

Having several times asked girls out with boyfriends you just ask em. They'll tell you they've got a boyfriend, you'll be embarrassed about a week then get over it. She'll be happy guys are still asking her out so she won't think worse of you.

>> No.544488

>>544482
So what do I ask, "wanna go out to dinner?" That sounds so fucking basic. What the fuck constitutes a date anymore?

>> No.544490

>>544482
Be sure to post pictures.

>> No.544496

I dated a 16 year old girl at the age of 23. Her parents approached me after I'd dated her for about 4 months and said if I were interested I could marry their daughter with their permission. I'd have totally hit that but my mother was SO against it that she threw around crap and I never heard from the girl again.

Thanks mom

I totally support you man, may you succeed where I failed.

>> No.544497

>>544490
I have this absurd paranoia about posting images of people I know online. Basically it boils down to, with how 4chan has become, what if someone I know recognizes them and confronts me about it? The only people that know I browse 4chan are people on the internet who don't know me anyway, and my parents, if they even know what the fuck this blue webpage with pictures and words is.

Sure, she'll probably find out, but that's collateral.

>> No.544500

>haven't filed tax returns

lol they're going to get hit with massive penalties.

>> No.544505

>>544500
Tell me about it. My father's reasoning is that it's easier to pay $35k later than $30k now. Just pulling those numbers out of my ass, but you can see what I mean.

Might save him some trouble, but it'd be nice if he could have just paid taxes on his paychecks originally, and allowed me to get financial aid for school.

>> No.544508

>>544482
Just ask her out. Nothing to lose at this point. If she says yes, great. If she says no, well, that's that.

>> No.544520

>>544482
Like >>544487 said, just ask her if she has a boyfriend. Then just ask her out, take her to places of mutual enjoyment like the movies and such. If she's that young, she's probably attracted to you already because of your "maturity." So show her a good time.

>> No.544548

>>544496
Remember, Mother's Day is May 11th!

>> No.544782

>>544496
My mother practically tried to arrange a marriage for me with a seventeen year old girl I had never met.

>> No.544790

>>544782
You should hold out for at least a 15 year old. I'm sure your parents could provide.

>> No.544828

>>544285

fap fap fap

I'd like to have a girl like this, especially with glasses

>> No.544835

Jesus Christ ... you guys are real rednecks here aren't you? It's kind of wierd what poverty and stupidity will do to a person nowadays.

>> No.544906

You say that like its a bad thing. She just needs to shave.

>> No.544953

>>544906
>You say that like its a bad thing. She just needs to shave.
>She just needs to shave.
>shave.
Why? Stop being such a delusional faggot and go back to your plastic figurines then.

>> No.544989

>>544953
Removing armpit hair is something commonly done by western women.

>> No.544996

>>544989
not in france

>> No.545034

>>544996
>Removing armpit hair is something commonly done by western women
>western women

>> No.545046

>>544989
Western Women are whores.

>> No.545052

>>545046
white woman make me sick!

>> No.545055

>>545046

All women are whores. But some of them are civilized enough to not be disgusting furbeasts.

>> No.545060

Doesn't look too bad.

>> No.545065

>>545055
Being bald = civilized? I don't think so, faggot. Go back to your twinks.

>> No.545096
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>>544241
I would praise her like a goddess. Where do i sign up for the slave contract?

>> No.545121
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545121

Gentlemen, I like BL
Gentlemen, I love BL

I like Kichiku Megane¹
I like underage assaults
I like naughty assaults
I like gakuen monogatari²
I like riiman³
I like parallels
I like gachi muchi⁴
I like female clothing

In parks, in schools
In companies, on streets
In harems, in deserts

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>>545121
is that the artist that has spent the last 2 years drawing himself fucking Suigintou and eating her poo?

>> No.545144

>>545142

WHAT

>> No.545153

>>545142
WORT.

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545157

>>545142
Looks similar to Paranoia Cat IMO.

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545163

>>545142

Artist is http://flx.suppa.jp/

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>>544285
Original

>> No.545191

>>545157
lol

>> No.545196

Amerikkan >>545171
Japanese >>544285

>> No.545200

>>544241
This is my fetish.

>> No.545201

Japanese >>545171
Japanese >>544285

>> No.545216

>>545171 is an American.
I'v seen a Japanese girl come to Amerikka with a normal build, only to be corrupted and fattened by this damn country.
Fat Jap girls are really quite uncommon.

>> No.545220

>>544241
if she sat up straight, fixed her glasses and quit frowning she'd look fine

oh and shave those pits, goddamn

>> No.545342

>>545163
that site is a maze
/r/ greatest promotions and funnays spoonfed plz

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>> No.545408
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>> No.545445

>>545408
Fuck yeah, armpit hair!

>> No.545470

>>545408
Lolled at the tanasinn reference.

>> No.545479

>>545216
Wow...just no. lol

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