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Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:06:23 2010 No.5438274 [DELETED]

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QUICK!
A burglar is about to enter your room and steal all your figs / dakimakura / pirate all your Touhous.
You have a few seconds to grab an item that is in your immediate reach.
What do you take to defend yourself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:07:23 2010 No.5438280 Go away /v/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:08:23 2010 No.5438292 to defend myself? for what? the burglar should prepare himself/herself to defend or more like survive the next 5 seconds.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:08:23 2010 No.5438299 why did you post a pic of christopher poooolar bear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438303 File: 69 KB, 1358x242, reallyfuckingquiet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] So I don't wake up the neighbors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438304 I splash him with my urine bottles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438306 My baseball bat. Go to /v/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438309 bokken

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438310 My hard drive.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438311 Since I'm almost always fapping, I'll surprise cum all over his face and then kick him in the testicles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:09:23 2010 No.5438313 a dumbell, 45lbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:10:23 2010 No.5438316 I can just call 911 and get in a closet problem solved right?(I don't have figs just book about magic and superstition.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:10:23 2010 No.5438328 Raping is the only option.

>>	Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 Mon Jun 21 16:10:23 2010 No.5438322 Brass knuckles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:10:23 2010 No.5438317 MY COCK! I'll spray my manjuices over everything. He won't touch a damn thing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:11:23 2010 No.5438329 I don't have any of those things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:11:23 2010 No.5438331 Master Sword!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:11:23 2010 No.5438334 A dagger. Should I find the time to move five feet out of my room, an aluminum baseball bat. (though the dagger might just be better anyway.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:11:23 2010 No.5438337 File: 38 KB, 600x482, badass.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My aluminium basball bat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:11:23 2010 No.5438338 I have nothing to steal. In fact, the burglar would probably refuse to take most of my stuff even if I paid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:12:22 2010 No.5438344 Bottle of vodka.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 16:12:22 2010 No.5438347 The robber is probably unaware that I practice iai. He would be bisected as soon as he crossed through the door.

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