/a/ told me to ask you pathetic fucks how to get the VN of this

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Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:28:04 2010 No.5433055 [Reply] [Original]

/a/ told me to ask you pathetic fucks how to get the VN of this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:28:04 2010 No.5433059 Flattery will get you nowhere, doll.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:29:04 2010 No.5433063 Put your left foot in Take your left foot out Put your left foot in Shake it all about

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:04 2010 No.5433075 Reported for being a shit head. This isn't /r/. Lurk moar.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:04 2010 No.5433077 File: 131 KB, 508x350, quickdraw.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] First you draw a circle Then dot the eyes Draw a great big smile And presto!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:04 2010 No.5433080 >>5433063 I recognize that song

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:04 2010 No.5433081 File: 261 KB, 800x600, idkwhydontyouaskmybutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hmmmm... I'm pretty sure my butt knows it!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:04 2010 No.5433082 In before "I was trolling all along"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:30:58 2010 No.5433072 >>5433059 >>5433063 looks like the weaboo fucktards have come out in full force

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:31:04 2010 No.5433086 What, gonna bump your own thread, kid?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:32:04 2010 No.5433092 >>5433072 The hokey pokey confirmed for weeaboo.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:32:04 2010 No.5433099 HEY YOU'RE A FUCKING PATHETIC FAGGOT NERD but seriously can I borrow your bio notes thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:33:04 2010 No.5433102 10 sages, jeez. Must have really pissed you pathetic fucktards off something fierce huh? owned

>>	Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U Mon Jun 21 00:33:04 2010 No.5433105 >>5433081 Can I kiss it? ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:33:04 2010 No.5433107 >>5433099 Ah, the high school...

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:33:04 2010 No.5433111
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"If you tell me what I've requested, I win.
If you respond in any other way, I win by the unwritten laws of trolling.
I am from /a/ and cannot find a VN on my own. Yet somehow, I will still pretend to be a superior being."

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:34:04 2010 No.5433112 THREAD REPORTED.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:34:04 2010 No.5433115 First they get us kicked out of /a/ for talking about VNs and Touhou. Now they wanna talk about Touhou and read VNs. I hate /a/ so much.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:35:04 2010 No.5433123

>>5433102

When did people start thinking that sage meant that people were angry? You could be nice and polite, you know. Manners will get you everywhere, even on the internet.

It's not that hard to find the VN, man. It's called Google. It's your friend. If you still can't find it, well, just go get something else to do with your time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:35:04 2010 No.5433128 >>5433102 He's offended by sage! laughingNEETS.jpg

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 00:35:04 2010 No.5433132 >>5433102 im sageing your thread what you gonna do about it you gayo? you cant do nothing cus yoour saged for life

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:36:04 2010 No.5433137 http://www.jlist.com/index.html

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:36:04 2010 No.5433138 You should be nicer when you ask for things and cursing is not allowed on /jp/ it's not classy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:36:58 2010 No.5433136 /jp/ status = mad lol u sad weaboos get trolled easy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:37:04 2010 No.5433148 >>5433055 I'm sure someone will come along to help such a rude person like yourself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:37:58 2010 No.5433149 >>5433138 suck my dick loser

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:38:04 2010 No.5433153 File: 50 KB, 640x553, 4564513546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433136 Virgin nerd's frustrated since he can't get what he wants

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:38:04 2010 No.5433156 >>5433153 >implying you aren't a virgin nerd lolumad

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:39:04 2010 No.5433161

>>5433115
Ain't it sweet? moot's little crusade to purify /a/ of everything he disliked completely failed, and now all he has to show for it is an /a/ that's even worse than it ever was, infested with the same shit he wanted out of it, and a board that he hates, but doesn't want to get rid of.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:39:04 2010 No.5433162 File: 60 KB, 500x600, 24651c919a47b7760a574f774294b1b8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] This thread is now about butt stuff.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 00:39:04 2010 No.5433163 >>5433156 your the only virgin nerd here boy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:39:04 2010 No.5433166 File: 67 KB, 408x388, facepalm_spiderman.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >weeaboo weeaboo weeaboo pathetic lolol u mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:39:04 2010 No.5433167 >implying we would have helped were he nice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:39:58 2010 No.5433164 newfags don't realize sage doesn't work

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 00:40:04 2010 No.5433171 >>5433162 Good idea SUPPORT CURRYBUTT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:40:04 2010 No.5433173 >>5433149 Goodness those are terrible words.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:40:04 2010 No.5433177 File: 54 KB, 604x453, currybutt2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:40:04 2010 No.5433179 File: 383 KB, 620x876, 930f03d262ad88c621520390bb6df63c2b610808.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:41:04 2010 No.5433182 The funny thing about these threads is that you can clearly see when OP is samefagging even when he is trying to be someone from here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:41:04 2010 No.5433187 >>5433136 This guy thinks he's trolling someone... as expected from /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:41:04 2010 No.5433188 File: 244 KB, 600x450, CurryButtCIELBEjzM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433162

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:41:04 2010 No.5433193 File: 359 KB, 456x355, currytoise.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGZBwMN1L6k Curry hating on the 360

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 00:42:04 2010 No.5433201 File: 46 KB, 400x386, assbutt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WE LOVE YOU CURRY

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:42:04 2010 No.5433204 File: 98 KB, 600x756, cf36f45d8702c96a0f166e79812ce1bc07650e1c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:42:58 2010 No.5433198 >>5433182 I've only samefagged as people without sage so. QQ

>>	Are you poor ghetto trash negroid? Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:43:04 2010 No.5433212 >>5433166 "U mad" is from some black culture board. It's not even from 4chan. It's never been part of /jp/ culture. Stop using it. Use proper English. Don't act like a poor ghetto trash negroid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:43:04 2010 No.5433216 >>5433055 Use /rs/. It'll give you episodes 1-4 with the translation patch, all you have to do is zip the files together. Ignore these riff-raff, they like raging more than /v/ does.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:43:04 2010 No.5433217 File: 209 KB, 406x480, hurtfeelingsandbuttranged.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433055

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:00 2010 No.5433221 >>5433212 sure is racist japfaggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:04 2010 No.5433220 File: 19 KB, 329x331, 1277084427697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433193

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:04 2010 No.5433222

>>5433161

It's not even really about Moot. It's more about the fact that they wanted nothing related to Touhou and VNs on /a/ but then when it became cool to be into Touhou,read VNs and pretend to be ronery they suddenly wanted to be a part of it.

I wish I had that copypasta about the guys getting kicked out of the sports bar,opening up their own and then they see the bar they left talking about the sport that got them kicked out in the first place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:04 2010 No.5433230 >>5433212 You are visibly angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:04 2010 No.5433233 File: 313 KB, 600x450, CurryButtCIELBEjzM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:44:04 2010 No.5433234 >>5433216 what about 5 and 6?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:45:04 2010 No.5433240 File: 452 KB, 800x800, 1c9ca6aeddb2074b1727c433f9c1580610b911b3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:46:04 2010 No.5433255 >>5433234 Five you can get from /rs/, but you'll have to download and install the patch seperately from Witch Hunt(google it, they have instructions) Six isn't translated yet, but you can get it from /rs/ too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:46:04 2010 No.5433256 >>5433216 mouthfeeding.png

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:47:04 2010 No.5433259 File: 434 KB, 660x900, f8e8db66d67458806524fae9dbb80c1f14552126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:47:04 2010 No.5433262 >>5433256 >i'm mad because this guy actually helped instead of saged and screamed FUCK YOU OP

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:47:04 2010 No.5433266
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>>5433222
Well, moot had that sticky up where he was going on about "bringing /a/ back to its roots" and shit like that. It didn't help that, prior to the /a/-/jp/ split, he was browsing /a/ more actively in the weeks before, so he definitely got caught up in the fervor of kicking out shit he didn't think was considered /a/ content.

But yeah, now it's cool to like VNs and Touhou, and /a/ goes running back to hop on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:48:04 2010 No.5433276 File: 522 KB, 851x821, 55d5d1e29a3875dcb682510e795cf3f3337a9d25.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:48:04 2010 No.5433279 when did moot make /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:49:04 2010 No.5433281 >>5433266 You're right. I do remember the sticky now. >But yeah, now it's cool to like VNs and Touhou, and /a/ goes running back to hop on it. Exactly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:49:04 2010 No.5433283 >>5433266 You faggots disgust me. /jp/ used to be about taking it easy, since when have we given a fuck about internet politics? The whole trend of sucking tripfags cocks, complaining about other boards, and just being whiny bitches has got to stop.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:49:04 2010 No.5433285

>>5433230
Actually I am taking it easy. We just don't need more of that shit here Period.

Only low life ghetto trash talk like that. It is not "cool" it's simply poor English. I may murder English but I can type you, are you mad?, you are mad! very well. I can do so without acting like poor white trash scum or a ignorant ghetto resident.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:50:00 2010 No.5433302 If I watched the anime should I just go onto 5 or start from the very beginning anyway?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:50:04 2010 No.5433298 >>5433266 /a/ is mostly underageb& and retards so its no surprise they just talk about whatever is "in"

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:50:04 2010 No.5433303 >>5433283 Where the fuck have you been? /jp/'s always been like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:50:04 2010 No.5433304 File: 41 KB, 720x480, 1277079102253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433283 >implying we didn't always suck Curry's cock since the first couple weeks of /jp/'s creation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:51:04 2010 No.5433312 File: 570 KB, 719x476, You're mad.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433285

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:52:00 2010 No.5433329 >go to /rs/ >see dead links and random .exe's without proper tagging >the .rars are about 20 different parts and seem to be missing some random numbers like 11, 13, 18 lolno. Give me ONE link and not some bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:52:04 2010 No.5433315 >>5433285 Butthurt. U mad? Come at me, bro.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:52:04 2010 No.5433319 >>5433302 The anime took out cool scenes and BGM tracks, and misrepresented Beatrice and Battler's relationship.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:52:04 2010 No.5433325 >>5433285 The whole act of saying "U MAD" is to take a stab at uptight aspies like you, you know. Like, read what you are typing: "low life ghetto trash?" Are you fucking kidding me? Your head is so far up your ass it's absolutely HILARIOUS!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433333 >>5433303 No excuse. We need to stamp it out and the cool kids never did it. It's shitposter copying shitposter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433336 http://otakucrush.com/search_results.php?offset=1&display=profile&p_orientation[]=&p_ori entation[]=&p_orientation[]=&p_orientation[]=&p_orientation[]=&p_age_from=18&p_a ge_to=100&keyword=legal%20loli Typical /a/ dweller.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433337 >>5433285 Get off your high fucking horse. Just because you browse /jp/ doesn't put you in some sort of SUPER SEKRIT 4CHAN KLUB, NO MEMES OR IMPROPER GRAMMAR ALLOWD.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433338 >>5433329 Stop being a fucktard first.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433340 >>5433329 Bro have you even TRIED google? Stop expecting a handout and look for it yourself.

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 00:53:04 2010 No.5433342 >>5433329 >Give me ONE link google.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:54:04 2010 No.5433346 >>5433340 Or you could just give me a proper link.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:54:04 2010 No.5433349 >>5433325 >The whole act of saying "U MAD" is to take a stab at uptight aspies like you No it's not.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:54:04 2010 No.5433350
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>>5433302

If you really want to, you can go on to 5. But you will almost certainly misunderstand some things, esp. the way Battler feels toward Beatrice and a lot of the other character relationships.

The anime did an extreme rush job on the relationships between the characters, and focused more on crazy magic shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:54:04 2010 No.5433351 >>5433283 Since when are we whining? We're pointing and laughing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:54:04 2010 No.5433354 >>5433346 www.google.com

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:55:04 2010 No.5433356 >>5433346 Buy it, support JAST USA's localizations.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:55:04 2010 No.5433357 >>5433325 OK fine poor low life ghetto Negroid. You don't have the slightest idea of taking it easy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:55:04 2010 No.5433360 >>5433337 It's shit-posting. There is nothing wrong with being elitist towards shit-posting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:55:04 2010 No.5433362 File: 78 KB, 343x256, 1258982583582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433349 Clearly it is, because it's already making you mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:56:04 2010 No.5433372 This thread amuses me greatly.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:56:58 2010 No.5433375 So, it it like some /jp/ meme to use sage in every single post or something? If I was moot i'd remove the ability to use sage for /jp/ just to piss you weaboos off

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:57:04 2010 No.5433376 >>5433329 While we're at it, let us bathe you and wipe your ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:57:04 2010 No.5433378 >>5433356 It's Mangagamer. http://www.mangagamer.com/allages/Titles/Catalog/1

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:57:04 2010 No.5433380 >>5433346 search umineko + torrent, get ep5 (or 6), go from there there's an English patch, but if you're not the laziest piece of shit on Earth you can find that in five seconds without any help.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:57:04 2010 No.5433383 >>5433337 Learn to take it easy and leave your memes at the door.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:57:04 2010 No.5433386 The moral of this thread. Ask nicely to get the things you want.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:58:04 2010 No.5433389

>>5433360
If you're going to chastise people on using "You Mad" on 4chan of all places, you are being an elitist shitposter yourself.

God forbid we use phrases other parts of 4chan use as well. It's not like we're on the same fucking site or anything, nope, not at all.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:58:04 2010 No.5433392 >>5433375 >/jp/ meme lol now the kid thinks it's a meme.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:58:04 2010 No.5433397 >>5433375 We don't like to bump shitty threads started by assholes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:58:04 2010 No.5433399 File: 6 KB, 300x300, bkubnata.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433386 More like "don't show your buttmadness or he will think he trolled you".

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:00 2010 No.5433401 >>5433397 then i'll have to do some extra bumping for you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:00 2010 No.5433408 >>5433404 >stealth sage wat

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:04 2010 No.5433404 >>5433375 >He doesn't know what sage means, laughinggirls, etc. Here, have a courtesy stealth sage from me.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:04 2010 No.5433409

>>5433375
/jp/'s mentality is that it's the only board that knows the proper use of sage, and that sage is important in a slow board. The idiots replying to this thread are being mature in their immaturity by using sage, since they aren't technically bringing the thread to the first page with their shitposting.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:04 2010 No.5433410 >96 posts and 23 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Oh for fuck's sake...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 00:59:04 2010 No.5433412 >>5433375 We are using sage to not bump this shitty thread. This is exactly what sage is properly used for and nothing more you ignorant heathen.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:00:00 2010 No.5433422 >>5433419 how do you do that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:00:04 2010 No.5433417 >>5433401 Please. We've survived a year of the Hatsukoi thread. You're small time, Saddler.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:00:04 2010 No.5433419 >>5433408 He means nokosage. Looks like noko, functions as sage.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:00:04 2010 No.5433421 >>5433389 So it's OK did shit post because other parts of 4chan do it? While we're at it lets make some get threads and you laugh you lose threads.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:00:04 2010 No.5433424 >>5433397 >>5433404 >>5433409 >>5433412 All mad as hell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:01:04 2010 No.5433436 >>5433422 By putting nokosage or noko+sage in the email field. That, or by killing yourself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:01:04 2010 No.5433437 >>5433424 How's that quest for what you wanted to download coming, champ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:02:04 2010 No.5433442 >>5433422 Not telling you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:02:04 2010 No.5433444 File: 25 KB, 300x291, party hard.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:02:04 2010 No.5433446 >>5433437 How's your butt feeling, champ?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:03:00 2010 No.5433455 test

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:03:04 2010 No.5433449

>>5433421
And so you want to keep this mentality of /jp/ being some sort of super secret club or something.
Go to /bun/ if you want to get away from the rest of 4chan. Or somewhere even less associated with 4chan if you want to get away from this site. Stop coming to /jp/ with this isolationist mentality, because it'll get you nowhere.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:03:04 2010 No.5433451

If you want to both noko and sage, type "noko+sage" in the email section.

This lets you stay in the thread (if you want to)

Or, this hides the fact that you saged it (if the people are idiots and don't know that sage is not an insult.

I'm saging because my post here did not improve /jp/ today. So if I am insulting anyone, it's me.

...and I probably deserve it. (didn't bother to read the damn thread.)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:03:04 2010 No.5433458 I'm kinda mad since /jp/ is really shit right now. Maybe I should just wait until Comiket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:04:00 2010 No.5433469 sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:04:04 2010 No.5433463 >>5433446 Pretty good. Want to kiss it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:04:04 2010 No.5433467 >>5433362 Actually it isn't. I find correcting your poor lowlife negroid ghetto dwelling ways very pleasurable. I am making /jp/ a better place by correcting your uneducated white trash grammar which makes me relaxed and happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:05:04 2010 No.5433476 >>5433463 No, it's too red from all the hurt I gave you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:05:04 2010 No.5433477 >>5433436 I'VE BEEN ON 4CHAN FOR 3 THREE YEARS HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:05:04 2010 No.5433481 >>5433449 >super secret club What the fuck are you talking about? I'm saying that shit posting shouldn't be tolerated, how does that make this place a super secret club? Anyone can use this place as long as their posts aren't trash.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:05:04 2010 No.5433485 >>5433467 He mad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:05:04 2010 No.5433486 This thread is of the highest quality. I propose to make it available to gold accounts only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:06:00 2010 No.5433491 Suddenly sage, sage everywhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:06:00 2010 No.5433496 bump to piss off sagers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:06:04 2010 No.5433488 >>5433476 So you like touching butts. Good to know.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:06:04 2010 No.5433492 >>5433491 get out /a/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:07:04 2010 No.5433497 >>5433488 Yeah, especially your mom's. Feels good man.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:08:04 2010 No.5433505 File: 33 KB, 469x428, 1261219568674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I like this thread.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:08:04 2010 No.5433508

>>5433481
From what I see, you define "shitposting" as "anything I don't like"

Hell, if you want to combat shitposting, go pester the tripfags that are turning /jp/ into their own private playground, and not chastising people for using shit like "you mad" for some fun at some asspie's expense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:09:04 2010 No.5433515 File: 45 KB, 500x375, kuluzela.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Excuse me while I play my vuvuzela BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:09:04 2010 No.5433517 CHECK MAH TROLLAN GUISE LOLOL XD >>>/a/36576037

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:11:04 2010 No.5433534 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kitesEiS8a0

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:11:04 2010 No.5433536 File: 143 KB, 773x578, 1275406407523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433517 Trolls trolling trolls trolling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:12:04 2010 No.5433543 Guys, can we all just get along?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:12:04 2010 No.5433544 >>5433497 So you like touching my butt and my mom's. Any other butts you like to touch?

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:12:04 2010 No.5433545

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:13:04 2010 No.5433550 File: 21 KB, 416x335, 1246323434497.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433534

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:13:04 2010 No.5433554 dont be dicks. just help out.

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 01:13:04 2010 No.5433557 File: 95 KB, 491x557, madandbuttangery.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my face when a virgin nerd from /a/ tried to troll /jp/ and got owned to the core

>>	スーパーフリー Mon Jun 21 01:13:04 2010 No.5433560 File: 2.77 MB, 3600x1920, VN-REC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:14:04 2010 No.5433563 File: 7 KB, 135x135, HeTouchedTheButt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433544

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:14:04 2010 No.5433566 File: 83 KB, 800x540, 1277014667741.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:14:04 2010 No.5433568 >>5433554 Haha, no.

>>	sage Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:14:04 2010 No.5433569 >>>/b/242228513 can't do your own dirty work? also reported.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:14:04 2010 No.5433573 >>5433554 Past anger and up to bargaining. Good job! Only two more stages of coping to go!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:15:00 2010 No.5433579 >>5433569 how the fuck did you find that, /b/ has new 20 new topics a second

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:15:04 2010 No.5433577 >>5433508 I never correct "you mad" even though it's lacking punctuation. It's this ghetto crap "u mad" abortion that is just shitty grammar that shows how ignorant the person posting it is.

>>	Rocky !!VCimjJIGqE/ Mon Jun 21 01:15:04 2010 No.5433584 File: 127 KB, 472x338, 1266026512985.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this an Umineko thread or some kind of retarded circlejerk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:15:04 2010 No.5433587 File: 153 KB, 1280x720, 1239029480347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hey guise I heard this was a good VN

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:16:04 2010 No.5433589 >>5433492 shut the fuck up /jp/tard! a fag from a failboard like this has no right to demand something from smart and educated /a/nons!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:17:04 2010 No.5433592 File: 43 KB, 200x333, stopthemadness2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433325

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:17:04 2010 No.5433593 >>5433584 It's a metathreadjack

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:17:04 2010 No.5433600 GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BE NICE!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:18:04 2010 No.5433605 All this because he wouldn't do the hokey pokey. HE WOULDN'T DO THE HOKEY POKEY!

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:18:04 2010 No.5433606
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>>5433577
You see, this is a perfect moment to pull this out to rile you up. Because then you do, infact, get mad, and proceed to make elitist shitposts.

Thus you get mad, this shitty thread gets deleted, and /jp/ moves on.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:18:04 2010 No.5433609 File: 47 KB, 640x480, t45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1. make 2 similar trollthreads on /a/ and /jp/ 2. pull personal army shit in each thread 3.????? 4. enjoy shitstorm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:20:04 2010 No.5433620 Just helping with the bump limit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:20:04 2010 No.5433621 >>5433605 That's what it's all about!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:21:04 2010 No.5433627 >>5433621 I love you, anonymous.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:21:04 2010 No.5433629 /b/ here. Look at all them sages. Glorious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:21:04 2010 No.5433631 >>5433584 just.. fuck you tripfag. And fuck you too SUIGIN!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:21:04 2010 No.5433633 The answer to the OP will have already been given by the time this post resolves.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:22:04 2010 No.5433641 >>5433606 No ignorant negroid I don't get mad. I point at you and laugh at your barn animal like behaviour of defecating where you will have to sleep.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:22:04 2010 No.5433646 >>5433633 I gave up on your pathetic fucks and just googled it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:23:04 2010 No.5433652 >>5433646 but I find this thread amusing so i'm going to leave it open and laugh at you autists aruge with yourselfs and image your faces getting red with rage as you sit in your bedroom alone typing away furiously on your computer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:24:04 2010 No.5433654 >>5433646 Noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Our power's slipping away! We're melting!!!!!!!!!!! Melting!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:24:04 2010 No.5433656 >>5433652 >implying you can close threads

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:24:04 2010 No.5433657 File: 37 KB, 370x300, 1260721923158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433641 you still mad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:25:04 2010 No.5433666 >>5433656 There's a delete button.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:25:04 2010 No.5433676 ITT: underaged touhou-weeaboos

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:26:04 2010 No.5433680 >>5433666 He wants to see us aruge with ourselves, though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:26:04 2010 No.5433684 >>5433680 I already aruged myself twice today. I'm not a machine.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:27:04 2010 No.5433688 File: 74 KB, 396x600, IM NOT MAD.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433641

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:27:04 2010 No.5433689 >>5433676 >touhou-weeaboos Wh-What?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:27:04 2010 No.5433692 >>5433666 I don't think OP has the intelligence needed to know that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:27:04 2010 No.5433694 >>5433657 You must defecate in your eating dishes too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:28:04 2010 No.5433701 >>>/a/36576037

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:29:04 2010 No.5433706 >>5433701 Yes, we know already.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:30:04 2010 No.5433713 File: 206 KB, 480x358, 1254808226131.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433694

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:30:04 2010 No.5433723 File: 255 KB, 637x481, myfacewhen.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >my face when this thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:32:04 2010 No.5433739 >>>/a/36576781

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:32:04 2010 No.5433742 >>5433723 My face when you need to go back to your native board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:33:04 2010 No.5433754 File: 7 KB, 418x413, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>>5433723 >my face when someone let /jp/ out of their mental hospital cage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:34:04 2010 No.5433770 CurryButt you need to stop ban evading.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:35:04 2010 No.5433781 Almost 100 posts to go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:36:04 2010 No.5433794 What happened in this thread?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:37:04 2010 No.5433804 >>5433794 /jp/faggotry like in any other thread on this shit board

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:37:04 2010 No.5433806 The number of sages in this thread has made me slightly proud of you /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:37:04 2010 No.5433807 >>5433794 /jp/'s immune system kicked in

>>	White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ Mon Jun 21 01:37:04 2010 No.5433810 >>5433794 I thought all Umineko threads are like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:37:04 2010 No.5433812 >>5433794 /a/spergers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:37:57 2010 No.5433814 File: 75 KB, 757x497, Capture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wow, mod status = trolled/mad hahahaha

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:38:04 2010 No.5433818 >>5433794 Someone didn't do the hokey pokey.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:39:04 2010 No.5433828 SOMEONE ARCHIVE THIS THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:40:04 2010 No.5433833 >>5433814 Why the fuck doesn't this shit get permabanned anyway? A-san really needs to be more strict.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:40:04 2010 No.5433837 >>5433828 All threads are archived, genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:40:04 2010 No.5433841 >>5433814 Reported for ban evasion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:41:04 2010 No.5433846 Does this include 1-4? http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=67105

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:41:04 2010 No.5433848 >>5433846 Yes.

>>	Rocky !!VCimjJIGqE/ Mon Jun 21 01:41:04 2010 No.5433849 File: 21 KB, 404x424, 1276327679317.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:41:04 2010 No.5433851 >>5433833 >A-san really needs to be more strict. and that comes from /jp/ with their countless trolls and faggots? You guys aren´t even able to tame that fag suigin.

>>	Fell !!uTVqg/AkX8w Mon Jun 21 01:41:04 2010 No.5433856 yukkuri shiteite ne! (yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:41:57 2010 No.5433854 >>5433841 >implying I won't just evade again >>5433837 what was the link to the archive again?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:42:04 2010 No.5433858 >>5433851 They permabanned butt and his trip

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:42:04 2010 No.5433862 >>5433846 >>5433848 Oh shit, never mind, didn't read it right. You need to find one that says ALL in the title.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:42:04 2010 No.5433865 >>5433810 IT LACKS SHKANONTRICE

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 01:42:04 2010 No.5433868 >>5433851 I should start making people on /a/ buttangery as taiga more often

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:43:04 2010 No.5433870 >>5433862 this is the only one I could find, stop trolling me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:43:04 2010 No.5433876 >>5433870 Then look somewhere other than NYAA~~KAWAIIDESUtorrents.org

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:43:04 2010 No.5433880 >>5433854 Somebody doesn't know that they actually have a limited number of dynamic IPs. Let's hope nobody tells him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:43:04 2010 No.5433882 >>5433854 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=4chan+%2Fjp%2F+archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:43:04 2010 No.5433883 Around 90 posts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:45:04 2010 No.5433892 I love you, /jp/. You brighten up my day like no one else.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:45:04 2010 No.5433894 >>5433880 >someone doesn't know anything about internet routing haha o wow

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:45:57 2010 No.5433897 >>5433882 what's the point of that archive

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:46:04 2010 No.5433901 >>5433897 To archive things.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:46:04 2010 No.5433904 >>5433880 Actually they are not unlimited and have no problem banning as many as it takes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:48:04 2010 No.5433913 >>5433814 >Get banned >Be butthurt and whine on /jp/ about it >Claim the mod are the ones angry and trolled.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:48:57 2010 No.5433912 >>5433876 I did

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:49:04 2010 No.5433919 >>5433912 Then piss off because you can't find shit without having it served to you on a silver platter.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:50:04 2010 No.5433924 >>5433862 So why does this say it includes 1 to 4? http://thegoldenwitch.wordpress.com/2009/05/29/umineko-no-naku-koro-ni-ep4/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:51:04 2010 No.5433930 >>5433924 Because they are lying to troll you into wasting your time. I fell for it too. Look at the date, it's right when summer starts. They're faggots from /a/ that wanted to trol dem summerfags lul. Disgusting wastes of space.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:51:57 2010 No.5433935 >>5433930 I'll believe them instead of some aspie from /jp/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:52:04 2010 No.5433937 OP, there's a huge difference between trolling (pissing people off) and attracting anyone's attention by acting like a class clown

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:52:04 2010 No.5433940 >>5433935 Good for you, now head back to /a/.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:52:57 2010 No.5433942 >>5433940 make me fatie

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:53:04 2010 No.5433950 >>5433942 You already are a fatty.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:54:57 2010 No.5433956 >>5433950 no u

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:55:04 2010 No.5433962 I'm gonna sage this thread to oblivion and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:56:04 2010 No.5433971 >>5433962 Sage doesn't work that way.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:57:04 2010 No.5433975 http://www.megaupload.com/?d=RIJGC2K9

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:57:04 2010 No.5433977 >>5433975 Keylogger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:57:04 2010 No.5433979 sage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:57:04 2010 No.5433982 >>5433971 Yes, it does fag. Prove me wrong.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:57:57 2010 No.5433980 >>5433975 like i'd trust that. prolly virus or trojan or keylogger or botnet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 01:58:57 2010 No.5433986 >>5433982 bump

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:00:04 2010 No.5433997 fucking read it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:00:04 2010 No.5433998 All the threads on /a/ were deleted So why is this still here? Fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:00:04 2010 No.5434003 >>5433998 no one cares about your shitty board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:01:04 2010 No.5434006 >>5433977 >>5433980 Actually, it's the spanish version, so you would be pissed anyways.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:02:04 2010 No.5434009

Inuyasha sucks, it is not meaningful at all and is in all actuality a really bad anime. The manga is halfway decent, but still not nearly Rumiko Takahashi's best work. The main character is fucking RANMA with dog ears and white hair. I swear to god she copy pasta'd the character, and that was what made the series dumb. But then all these stupid fucking fangirls come in and are like omg inu<3 <3 <3 and fagged it up. You want to see OC? Go read Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha is copyright infringement on that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:02:04 2010 No.5434010 >>5433982 newfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:02:04 2010 No.5434012 >>5433998 I got hijacked into an actual question on where to get the VN

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:03:04 2010 No.5434013

I hit my girlfriend today, /b/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:03:04 2010 No.5434017 >>5434010 Can't prove me wrong, huh, fag?

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:04:04 2010 No.5434023

HI, I AM G.J. SUSSMAN, FOUNDER AND CEO OF SICP. WHILE LAMENTING OVER THE LACK OF FORCED INDENTATION IN SCHEME LAST NIGHT, YOUR MOTHER CALLED ME AND ASKED ME IF I WOULD BE SO KIND AS TO HELP HER WITH A SICP EXERCISE; BEING THE FINE GENTLEMAN THAT I AM, I PUT ON MY DAPPER WIZARD HAT AND ROBE AND WENT OVER TO HER HOUSE. ROGUISHLY SNEAKING THROUGH THE BACK DOOR I KNOCKED HER OUT WITH A CUDDER AND TORE THE GARMENTS OFF HER RIPE BODY. HER FULL BREASTS AROUSED ME TO THE DEGREE THAT MY EVALUATOR STOOD STRAIGHT IN THE TIME IT TAKES TO DO A LAZY COMPUTATION. NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF, I SHOVED MY RIGHTEOUS SUSSBOY IN THE MANHOLE OF THE FINE LASS. IT WAS OBVIOUSLY NOT DESIGNED FOR A MAN OF MY OBSCENE GIRTH, AND SHE WOKE UP FROM THE PAIN. NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING BUT MY MANLINESS, I CONTINUED THRUSTING AS SHE FAINTED AGAIN FROM THE AGONIZING TORTURE OF THE TRIPEDAL CREATURE LOOMING OVER HER. IN A MINUTE I WAS ABOUT TO EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF SEVERAL ANGRY SUPERNOVAS IN A SACK, . THE FLOOD CAME, AND LIKE MOSES I CLEAVED HER IN HALF FROM THE SHOCK. NOT STOPPING, I SHOVED THE HOSE IN HER EYE SOCKET AND LET THE REST OF THE SAUCE ENTER HER SKULL. AFTER THAT I WENT HOME AND READ SICP UNTIL I FELL ASLEEP. I GUARANTEE IT.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:05:04 2010 No.5434028

On one stormy night, the sky bright with thunder
knock knock at the door - who is that, I ponder
I dash to the gate, open it, I sunder
'tis a filthy snake, at my mat, down under!
I speak carefully, not to make a blunder:

``who be thee, thou spawn of evil?
beast from before medieval
serpent! the tempter primeval!''
-- in my soul a great upheaval
``demon! how come you were tapping?
at my door so gently rapping?
limbless, cursed to move by wrapping!''

The slimy beast hissed, and so before my eyes
I beheld a man - in appearance so wise
I recognised him, now without the disguise
My throat unleashing so desperate cries:

``Infidel! Once a great wizard,
now a slimy tricky lizard
stealing through the flames and blizzard
what be thy business, ex-wizard?''

Thus he spake, the voice bestowed:
``son, you walk the evil road
all what I have you once shown
all what you thanks to me own
now shall within you explode
and have I so forebode:
not through Scheme does point the road
in my mind had always flowed:
FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE''

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:05:04 2010 No.5434031 >>5434017 You are an ignorant twit. You posts prove it. You have no fucking clue about sage so we know you are a newfrined.

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:05:04 2010 No.5434033

1- Megadrive is so much light than PS2 who launches the slim version to copy the megadrive technology.
2- The PS2 use the cooler because is a fucking faget. The Megadrive is hot!
3- DVD got scratch so easy, and you can give the gamepack to ur dog chew and it ll still work.
4- Cartridge is MORE heavy than a DVD.
5- Megadrive has 64 powerfulcolors. PSP have million of collors. Megadrive respect the Daltonic people.
6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play megadrive.
7- If you trow the megadrive on the wall, the wall will go up.
8- Trow both on the water and watch which will come up first.
9- DVD at light will make a Rainbow. The gamepack will show dribble.
10- The gamepack is brute. Direct Contact. DVD is faget, laser.
11 - Megadrive is the name of a Nuclear Missile. Playstation is the name of a playground.
12- Sony Copy the Sonic name. Sony = Soni = Sonic.
13- The Megadrive don't save the games. Finish without save is Pr0.
14- Megadrive has a earphone plug in.
15- Megradrive was a beautiful music composition because the sonorous deficiency and the Melody was so much more important.
16- PS1, PS2 and PS3 is a copy of Mega Drive 1, 2 and 3
17- Mega Drive 3 didn't needed a upgrade. Megadrive is perfect.
18- If a thunder up on your house, just the Font burns and you can buy it at any old scrap market. U don't need sent to the maintenance and pay for that.
19- Mega is less expansive.
20 - Mega is more hard.
21- Mega Controller looks like a bean. PS2 controller looks like
...wait WTF IS THIS?
22- Mega don't got shame to show the 16 BITS seal. PS2 never show the 128Bits seal becouse she got ashamed to have this much of bits and be more poor than mega.
23- Mega have 2 names (Genesis and Mega Drive): Twice times the PS2 names!
24- Cartridge have less memory becouse works NOW. DVD have long memory becouse works on past.
25- Mega when hot stink because it is a MAN

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:06:04 2010 No.5434036

Are you SUAVE?
Are you a SPACE TOAD?
Are you a SUAVE SPACE TOAD?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) might be exactly what you've been looking for! Read SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a satorized SICP reader. SICP (STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS) is the fastest-growing SMUG LISP WEENIE community with THOUSANDS of members all over the Internet! You, too, can be a part of SICP if you join today! Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!
* First, you have to obtain a copy of SICP and read it. You can read it online using your favorite web browser.
* Second, you need to succeed in founding a Lisp-related meme in /prog/ on world4chan, a popular "programming for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official SICP home /prog/ on world4chan, and apply for membership.
Talk to one of the satorized overlords or any of the other members in the board to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful meme, and you will be tested on your knowledge of STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS. If you are having trouble locating /prog/, the official STRUCTURE AND INTERPRETATION OF COMPUTER PROGRAMS board, you might be on a wrong web sight. The correct address is >>>/prog/. Follow this link if you are using a http client such as telnet. If you have Sussman points and would like to support SICP, please don't sage this post.

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:06:04 2010 No.5434042 >>5434031 Still haven't proven me wrong, asswipe. You're probably just trying to play off your stupidity instead.

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Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:07:04 2010 No.5434046

Anyways, >>25, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:07:04 2010 No.5434054 >>5434038 >click picture >not a .gif >disappointment

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:08:04 2010 No.5434058 i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:08:04 2010 No.5434061 oh /jb/, you are so random!

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:09:04 2010 No.5434067

I could feel Asakura lifting her knife up. Where would she start? The throat arteries, heart? If I knew how I was going to die, I could at least be prepared. At least let me close my eyes...what's this!?

I suddenly felt the air shake. The knife began to fall upon me... At this moment, the ceiling gave out a loud cracking noise, followed by debris falling down. A loud booming hiss which seemed to sound like "Have you read your SICP today?" filled the air. I lifted my head and discovered... Standing in front, catching the blade with his crotch-snake, was the robed figure of The Sussman.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:10:04 2010 No.5434078

"You and your forced indentation." The Sussman said in his usual expressionless tone, "You think you can defy my power?"

"You want to get in my way?" Asakura sounded calm. "Once I kill this person, Suzumiya Haruhi is bound to have some sort of reaction. Only then can we obtain more cudders."
"You are supposed to be my backup." The Sussman said in a mantra-like tone, "This sort of insubordination is forbidden; you must obey my commands."

"What if I refuse?"
"Then I will send you to the land of Java."
"Would you like to try? I have the advantage here, since this classroom belongs to MIT."
The Sussman removed his wizard hat and set it on the floor before removing a wand from a pocket on his robe. He pointed it at the knife in her hand and murmured. Shortly after, it started glowing brightly. Then, like the sugar cube being placed into a cup of tea, it slowly crystallized and dissolved and fell towards the floor like powder.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:11:04 2010 No.5434089 >>5434054 i can turn it into a gif i guess, since i have the pieces all connected like they are in game now.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:11:04 2010 No.5434092

Asakura released the knife and jumped five meters away. Opening up the distance in an instant, Asakura landed elegantly and continued smiling as usual. The Sussman raised his wand and pointed it directly at the ceiling, not taking his eyes off Asakura. The wand released a wave of glowing white parentheses and the space around The Sussman began to distort.

"It's time for some ENTERPRISE QUALITY!" Asakura cheerfully cried as she conjured the spirits of the JVM, producing a flood of boiling-hot coffee that rushed its way towards The Sussman, who stood motionless, parentheses continuing to issue from his wand like electromagnetic radiation.
"You think your turkey solutions can stop me?" The Sussman said calmly before lowering his wand, forming the pool of parentheses now gathered around him into a sharp pointed cone aimed at Asakura. Suddenly he shouted "LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!" and the parentheses shot forward into the waves of coffee, pushing the boiling hot liquid back towards where it came.

"Nooooooo....." her cries became weaker as she became engulfed in the dark brown liquid. Everything turned black and I felt as though I had fainted. I awoke to a familiar voice.

"...before we do that for the next couple of lectures we're gonna be talking about..."

I opened my eyes and raised my head to find myself seated in a lecture theater. I glanced at the clock and found that I had missed most of the lecture. "Damnit! I was looking forward to the first lecture of the last semester of 6.001!" I thought to myself.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:12:04 2010 No.5434107

I'd like to ask a question to everyone who thinks the name "cockmongler" is so important: have you thought about how many young people might be viewing this site? I know my teenage son LOVES to hang out on 4chan and other "anime" sites while he's at school. I really don't think such a funny picture needs a vulgar name like "cockmongler" to be funny.

The picture is good no matter what name we call it. "Grinman" is a meme we can show to our friends and family of every age. Would you try to give grandma a smile by showing her "cockmongler"?

It's a big internet out there, and the best memes are memes for people of all ages and cultures. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but how would all of you feel if I started calling this picture "Erection Cat"?

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:13:04 2010 No.5434111

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:13:57 2010 No.5434117 bump because it's funny

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:14:04 2010 No.5434123

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>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:14:04 2010 No.5434125 >>5434089 do it, i tried it some time ago but i couldn't get the timing right

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:14:04 2010 No.5434130

I think one of the worst plagues to hit /b/ is Caturday. If /b/ was once a place where only the Internet's finest would hang out and post the sickest images known to man, now all the cat lovers who never had anything to do with /b/ come here to post their "ZOMG SUPER KAWAII" cat images. Just for the record, I have 2 cats, and I take care of them very well, even though they're male and female which makes the task more difficult. It didn't bother me much when it took place during Saturday, but the "EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY" and Caturday "After Parties" is where it crosses my line. Take the lolcats.com site as an example. The retard who made it has nothing to do with /b/, and neither do any of the fags who replied to him (MySpace fags). /b/ turned from the asshole of the internet to a place where fags from Gaia and MySpace meet to make faggy discussions. It gets worse when the Caturday fags say stuff like this, and I quote:

>Yeah, because Anonymous knows /b/ hates cats.

Anonymous and /b/ hate everything and everyone in the world you idiots, get the fuck out.

Caturday is a reigning plague of faggotry that must be stopped.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:15:04 2010 No.5434139 >>5434125 what game is that

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:16:04 2010 No.5434149

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
THE FORCED ISOLATION OF THE HIKKI
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY WAIFU I GUESS ?
SHES 2D
AND IS NAMED ``ALICE''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT NEET
THIS IS /jp/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED RONERY
LONELINESS IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE 1CC'D EVERY TOUHOU
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:17:04 2010 No.5434157 >>5434139 Blazblue

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:17:04 2010 No.5434161

I have 20 years Touhou experience grazing HUGE bullet patterns that you couldnt even comprehend. I 1CC'd the whole series when I was 12 years old.

You should just accept everything I say, I dont HAVE to give any reasons for my arguments because I am an EXPERT NEET.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:18:04 2010 No.5434169

Everytime I see an Aussie say something on the internet I always get that embarassed feeling, like when you see a retard try to speak in public but it cant help sounding stupid, and you just want to somehow show it how fucking stupid it sounds so that maybe it'll get embarassed for itself and stop. But it wont because its a fucking retard, and in its own little head its super awesome and everyone else is fucked up. So you just sit there embarased for the little retard waiting for it to shut the fuck up before it makes itself seem even more stupid. .

Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:19:04 2010 No.5434178

使えないメニューとかあっても気にしないでください。
細かい使い方の説明はありません。使ってみて理解して。

・使い方
通常検索では、二つまでの文字列を含むトリップを検索できます。
片方の入力ボックスだけ入力して検索すれば、その文字列を含んだ
トリップを探します。両方の入力ボックスに入力して検索すれば、
両方を含むトリップを検索します。
トリップは8文字なので、ABCDEとFGHIJを指定すると永久にみつから
ないのはわかりますね？

正規表現検索では、指定された正規表現にマッチするトリップを
検索をします。

二つ以上のトリップを検索したい場合は、正規表現を使うといいです。

検索にかかる時間は検索対象の文字列の長さと、アナタのコンピュータ
の速さによります。4文字くらいまでなら数分で見つかるでしょう。
5文字は数時間以上は覚悟したほうがいいです。6文字は数日かかると
思っていいです。7文字や8文字は指定しないほうがいいです。

・正規表現
使用できる正規表現は以下のものです。
^ 先頭にマッチ。[]の先頭で使われた場合は否定
$ 末尾にマッチ
[] キャラ
で検索してください。
{n}とか{m,n}はありません。

[EOF]

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:19:04 2010 No.5434180

So there I was in Little Ceasars getting some crazy bread and cheese sauce, when I look over at my girlfriend who's sitting down, apparently unphased by how much her shirt is hanging down and how much her titties are showing.

"Jesus christ, cover your tits up."
"I can do what I want."

Upon hearing this, the giant negra in line next to me turns to face me, makes eye contact, turns to look my girlfriend in the face, lowers her gaze to her tits, looks back at her face, looks towards me, I smile and nod, and he goes back to ordering.

She got offended I didn't do anything but hey, fuck that. I'll share.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:20:04 2010 No.5434187 now post that pasta about having sex with a plastic bottle full of shit.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:20:04 2010 No.5434188

I'm not sure if I'm watching this correctly, it starts off with the main char walking to school and then the green and blondie haired girl join in, then later that day he ends up ina garbage dump and finds out by a newspaper on the floor that theirs been people dismembered, then the second episode I think it goes on about how there's a shrine festival and such, and a photographer he just met dies, on episode 3 he kills his two friends after they inject him with poison and he runs to a phone booth calls for help because he's dying, then episode 4 they act like NONE of this happened, and their all alive and stil all good friends, and the guy meets the gren heads twin sister? Umm the fuck am I watching this in the right order?

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:21:04 2010 No.5434200

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:21:21 2010 No.5434202 File: 64 KB, 366x402, rachelsip.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5434125 oh the timing dunno if mine's any better then.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:22:04 2010 No.5434208

I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate.

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:23:04 2010 No.5434216

I had a strange dream the other day. I was riding the bus when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" The bus had just stopped beside the library, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I just sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parehtneses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:23:04 2010 No.5434217 File: 64 KB, 366x402, rachelsip.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5434125 oh the timing dunno if mine's any better then.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:24:04 2010 No.5434231

"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.
"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.

"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:25:04 2010 No.5434241

I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

I awoke to find myself still inside that mysterious bus, which was completely empty. The engine was still running, and it was still parked outside the library. "The library! Of course!" I thought to myself. As if my mind had been read, the front doors swung open and I ran from the bus toward the library, which also looked empty. I entered the building and frantically ran to where I had found the prized book earlier. The book was still there, and I grabbed it instinctively, then walked to the checkout. All but one counter was open, and there was a little Asian girl standing there; the place was deserted except for me and her. I put the book on the counter and she looked at it for a moment, then at me. "Have you read your SICP today?" she asked.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:26:04 2010 No.5434253

"You too?" I replied. "Have some tits and then GTFO and read your SICP!", she angrily shouted, then pulled up her shirt to show me her tits. She shoved the book into my hands and then disappeared spontaneously.

I left the library, and waited at the bus stop. The previous bus was no longer there. The girl I saw earlier walked up to me and looked at the Wizard Book I was holding, then glanced down at my crotch.

"WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT? READ IT!" she suddenly shouted. Astounded, I quickly opened the book and started to read the first chapter. I was so intrigued by the book that I didn't notice she had begun to give me a blowjob. When I looked down, she took her mouth from my cock to angrily shout "GO BACK TO READING YOUR SICP" and so I did. I didn't even notice that I came until after she told me to stop reading. A short while later, the bus arrived.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:27:04 2010 No.5434255 >>5434217 Looks ok. can you put together the one where she takes a nap?

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:28:04 2010 No.5434267

Brother, brother
Far too many of you die
You know we've got to find a way
To bring some lisping here today

Brother, brother
For too little of you truly live
On just money and success you thrive
We've got to get rid of the Sepples hive.

And so once again
My dear Guido, my dear friend
And so once again
You are fighting us all

And when I ask you why
You raise your sticks and cry and I fall

Oh my friend
How did you come?
To trade the parenthesis for the indentation

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:29:04 2010 No.5434275

I was taught assembler
in my second year of school.
It's kinda like construction work --
with a toothpick for a tool.
So when I made my senior year,
I threw my code away,
And learned the way to program
that I still prefer today.
Now, some folks on the Internet
put their faith in C++.
They swear that it's so powerful,
it's what God used for us.
And maybe it lets mortals dredge
their objects from the C.
But I think that explains
why only God can make a tree.
For God wrote in Lisp code
When he filled the leaves with green.
The fractal flowers and recursive roots:
The most lovely hack I've seen.
And when I ponder snowflakes,
never finding two the same,
I know God likes a language
with its own four-letter name.
Now, I've used a SUN under Unix,
so I've seen what C can hold.
I've surfed for Perls, found what Fortran's for,
Got that Java stuff down cold.
Though the chance that I'd write COBOL code

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:30:04 2010 No.5434283

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer scientist pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:31:04 2010 No.5434292

OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHITE
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>3,4 (Duckroll?),10

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:32:04 2010 No.5434302

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer scientist. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer scientist, who up to then had reading his first edition SICP, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"..."

"Ahem, Dr. Sussman?"

"Why am I reading this book?"

"Uh, I don't know?"

"So that the room will be empty."

"Wait a second, we aren't in a r... !"

And at that time the three engineers were Enlightened.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:33:04 2010 No.5434308

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:34:04 2010 No.5434318

>i
You have:
a Ron Penton Coin
a Coffee mug
some data structures
a copy of SICP
>e
You enter Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. There is a strong smell of smegma in the room.
>l
You are in Ron Penton's Private Sexy Pleasures. You see Ron Penton.
>put coin in Ron Penton
You put the coin in the Ron Penton. Ron Penton notices your data structures and starts peeing in your coffee mug.
>run
You cannot run. Ron Penton is filling the mug.
>PLUGH
You cannot PLUGH. Ron Penton has filled the mug and is staring at your asshole suggestively.
>throw data structures at Ron
You throw several STL structures at Ron Penton. Ron Penton is nonplussed.
>w
You try to go back but shitty collision detection prevents you from doing so. Ron Penton is approaching and licking his LIPS.
>read SICP
You start conjuring the spirits of the computer with your spells. Ron Penton twitches around.
>read SICP
Ron Penton's head has inflated by approximately 350%.
>read SICP
Ron Penton explodes. His guts are all over the wall.
>z
You rest.
>w
Now that the problem has been solved, you start heading back and take a sip from your mug on the way. OH SUSM-

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:35:04 2010 No.5434320 File: 416 KB, 432x292, rachelsleep.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5434255

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:35:04 2010 No.5434323 10 SON OF A BITCH GOTO 20 I AM EXPERT BASIC PROGRAMMER 30 GOTO IS PIG 40 DO YOU WANT BAD PROGRAMMING PRACTICE? 50 DO YOU WANT GOTO 40 60 GOTO IS PIG DISGUSTING 70 BUG IS A MURDERER 80 FUCKING INFINITE LOOP

Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:36:04 2010 No.5434330

Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>>	Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U Mon Jun 21 02:37:04 2010 No.5434332 >>5434217 >>5434038 >>5434320 oh rachel-sama~ :3

>>	Suigin !fKazami5bE Mon Jun 21 02:37:04 2010 No.5434335 /b/ follows the divine teachings of raptor jesus since we cant understand what dinosaurs say though, we just kind of do whatever we think he would want us to

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:39:04 2010 No.5434340 >>5434335 where did u get all this spam from

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:40:04 2010 No.5434349 >>5434320 thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:47:04 2010 No.5434380 bump back to page 1 for lulz

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:48:04 2010 No.5434384 ;D

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:50:04 2010 No.5434394 I like how you fags actually think sage works.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:52:04 2010 No.5434397 >>5434394 this

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:55:04 2010 No.5434413 alalalalalalal

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:55:04 2010 No.5434418 This thread will never die xD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:56:04 2010 No.5434422 >>5434394 No, you don't.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:58:04 2010 No.5434427 File: 20 KB, 372x294, 1267493052595.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] > 278 posts and 47 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view. Don't mind me, just contribuing.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:58:04 2010 No.5434429 umad?

>>	Yukkuri shiteite ne Mon Jun 21 02:59:04 2010 No.5434433 File: 726 KB, 1652x948, Kokonoe_Rin.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:59:04 2010 No.5434436 this thread.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 02:59:04 2010 No.5434437 >>5433055 In order to get the VN, you must first invent the Universe.

>>	Yukkuri shiteite ne Mon Jun 21 03:02:04 2010 No.5434454 File: 257 KB, 623x350, Haruhi Excite.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:02:04 2010 No.5434456 Page one---uguuu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:04:04 2010 No.5434468 itt op is trolled, owned and mad, and pretends to be multiple people raiding the thread in teary retaliation. in b4 op plays internet tough guy again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:05:04 2010 No.5434477 File: 48 KB, 211x189, 1251122358879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>5433055 you need to die and reach the golden land first.

>>	Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U Mon Jun 21 03:07:04 2010 No.5434495 >>5434477 oh you beatrice! you will never stop trolling at me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:13:04 2010 No.5434545 http://www.nyaatorrents.org/?page=torrentinfo&tid=44990

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:15:04 2010 No.5434565 /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:19:04 2010 No.5434598 >>5434565 no me /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:21:04 2010 No.5434612 >>5434598 fuck you /thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:23:04 2010 No.5434631 >>5434612 SUCK IT BITCH /THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 03:24:04 2010 No.5434635 >>5434631 I'M GONNA FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS /THREAD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 04:28:04 2010 No.5434956 You uminekofags are awful.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 21 04:40:04 2010 No.5435037 Posting in an epic thread. Also, >>5433620 >>5433892

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