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My verdict is...

Guilty!

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>>5430939

>> No.5430959

on what charges?

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too easy OPbut funny....

>> No.5430974

Best touhou

>> No.5430985

>>5430959
Shouldn't it be obvious?

>> No.5431003

>>5430939
I don't care how guilty you charge me as. Send me to Hell and I will still love you.

>> No.5431026

jesus christ /jp/ is just horrible and full of QUALITY right now

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I had a real deal Touhou dream where I married Eiki but then committed adultery with Reisen(I just couldn't resist her smooth legs and cute bunny ears) and was subsequently killed in a Tewi-caused explosion. Naturally I went before Eiki in court and then this Johnny Cash song started playing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anzcexEXtzg

I hung my head and begged for forgiveness but she still sentenced me to be raped by demons for all eternity. After she convicted me the floor gave way and I fell into a massive dark pit full of screams and snarling. I fall for a while but land unscathed. Then I see a Cyberdemon from Doom stomping towards me. He bellows out "Prepare your anus." and then, thankfully, the dream ends.

How would you interpret it?

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>>5431141
You have an unresolved yearning for your father's penis in your anus, and can feel no validation in any of your relationships until you feel that sensation many times.

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