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5429933 No.5429933 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine one day you're browsing /jp/ and, when you refresh the page with F5, the 404 page appears.

What do you do?

>> No.5429945

I do what I do every day: try to take over the world.

>> No.5429941

You're about to make love to your honey when you come up with an awesome idea for a short story

What do you do?

>> No.5429947

it happened temporally before and everyone went to /a/ and spammed everything with touhou
i was asleep though

>> No.5429948

>>5429933
You mean on the main image board? Cheer of course!

>> No.5429954

>>5429945
You can't take over the world.

Only Annonymous does.

>> No.5429957

>>5429933
Press F5 again and browse another board if nothing changes.

>> No.5429963
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>>5429954
>Only Annonymous does.

>> No.5429966

Go to 2ch until it comes back.

>> No.5429968

But ever since the servers changed I can't refresh with f5. It loads a cached version.
I have to use ctrl+shift+r.
Feels bad man. I wish I could f5 or ctrl+r normally.

>> No.5429970
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5429970

Daijobu, we have the archive.

>> No.5429987
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5429987

Check another board to see if 4chan went down as a whole or not.
Wait for it to come back.

>> No.5429993

Become depressed
Hit F5 a few more time
Play some game for a few hours until /jp/ comes back

>> No.5430009

Move back in with /a/.

>> No.5430016
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5430016

Let's imagine the worst case: The whole 4chan is down right now. But it never comes back.

>> No.5430039

>>5430016
That would be the best case scenario, not the worst cast.

>> No.5430044

I snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity-

>> No.5430052

F5 takes me back to the mainpage anyway, so that would never happen to me.

>> No.5430056

>>5430016
I'd move on
To Poolshmer, Desuchan, or 9chen that is

>> No.5430070

facepalm and cry

>> No.5430093

>>5430044
Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choke, but nope he won't give up that easy. He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy. No, he won't have it , he knows his whole back's to these ropes, It don't matter, he's dope.

He knows that, but he's broke down
He's so stagnant that he knows
When he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again yo.
This this whole rhapsody
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

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5430094

Step into the monitor, enter Gensokyo.

You can't run from me, /jp/

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>>5430056
Poolshmer, Desuchan and 9chen are isolated. The only non-japanese imageboard with people right now is this one.

>> No.5430112

>>5429933

Go back to browsing /v/ and /tg/, and being gay for Hayate.

>> No.5430116

>>5430098
But if this one went down, we would repopulate the others.

>> No.5430124

stop coming on 4chan, or look for the next board that will contain eroge discussion

>> No.5430122

>>5430098
What else am I suppose to do without /jp/?

>> No.5430130

Play Seihou.

>> No.5430139

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>> No.5430148

Have a life.

>> No.5430155

If I go outside and enjoy the fresh air but am afraid to talk to anyone, is that still a breach of /jp/ behavior?

>> No.5430163

>>5430116
Don't you mean "take over" which you're always whining about when others do it here? /jp/ is a filthy hypocrite!

>> No.5430175

Check back every once in a while to see if it's back up. Other than that I'd go back to /m/.

>> No.5430180

>>5430155

You can still work and be a Hikikomori.

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>>5430116
Yes but people would be disperse over the internet.

We should make a drill or something one day. Just in case.

>> No.5430203

>Imagine one day you're browsing /jp/ and, when you refresh the page with F5, the 404 page appears.
>What do you do?
My browser automatically redirects me to the archive and I continue.

>> No.5430208

>>5430163
I didn't really. Some are completely unpopulated and were intended for the discussion we would use them for.

>> No.5430223

>>5430016
Please, please let this happen. I could do so much more with my time if 4chan went down for good. This place has kept me addicted as fuck for years.

But I'd probably just join whatever moot's new project is after he finished that.

>> No.5430224

Sometimes I refresh the page and realize that nothing has been changed. It scares the fuck out of me.

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>>5430223
Hmmm...

Why don't you put of your part to overcome the addiction?

Hey, I remember my computer's main board literally "exploded" one day, and I had to be a month without internet/computer. It was in the middle of a summer and I was addicted to this too.

But instead of crying like a crazy bitch, I decided to overcome the addiction, and I did it. I went out more often, I did things that I usually don't do (read, draw, play videogames in a videoconsole...). Also, some days (on weekend) I went to a cyber to check some important things.

>> No.5430283

>>5430093
Just had to do it, huh?

>> No.5430286
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5430286

Pretty much this.

>> No.5430302

>>5430269
>I decided to overcome the addiction, and I did it.

So why are you here?

>> No.5430312

>>5430269
That's true, I'm not going to deny my own responsibility. It is possible to overcome addictions if you try and I've done it with a certain other thing. Part of it is I don't really want to, I like 4chan a lot. It is really fun and fast-paced. It's just sometimes at the end of the night I say, "Fuck, I wish I had spent more time focused on X or Y instead of popping back over to /jp/ every 30 minutes".

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>>5430302
Heh... when I got my computer back and fixed, the first thing I did was come back here. I was curious...

But hey! I overcomed the addiction for a month.

>> No.5430323

>>5430223
there's some extensions for firefox and chrome that lets you put sites into blacklists - you are forbidden to browse the site altogether, or you can make it so that you can browse only at certain hours or for a total of certain hours.
They also require you to use a long-ass code when editing the information (up to one-two minutes of inputting), so you won't be tempted to edit the settings when you're bored.
I suggest you look it up, I use Chrome nanny and it's been grand.

>> No.5430893

>>5430302

Denial's not just a river in Egypt.

>> No.5430942

throw together a successor board or boards, where I can set my own policies, invite various monstrous personalities without a life I see on the archive to moderate it for me while I'm at work/asleep, jerk off to the long-overdue hot dickings that result

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