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5429096 No.5429096 [Reply] [Original]

Theory: Remilia is a bat, not a vampire.

Evidence: When was the last time you saw her bite someone?

>> No.5429110

Lack of evidence does not constitute evidence.

>> No.5429121

>>5429110
Those wings on her back are pretty good evidence.

Vampires are shapeshifters and can grow wings, but Remilia actually HAS wings. They're permanent and she can't un-grow them.

>> No.5429133

Yes, she was a bat until someone decided to brushy brush her then she turned into a human with bat wings. Now she's a vampire who stalks the night searching for you so she can such your blood.

>> No.5429135

>>5429121
Theoretically, vampires can be whatever the hell they want to be, because they don't exist.

If she has wings permanently, then maybe that's just because of her particular genetics. If her sister has Christmas lights, then maybe that's just her thing.

>> No.5429148

Theory: Your posts are shit.

Evidence: This thread.

>> No.5429195

>>5429096
1. She says that she drank blood as many times that Marisa ate bread, but then Marisa retorted by saying that she rarely ate bread, and that she perfers japanese food.
2. She has a drinking blood "throw" on touhou hisoutensoku a.k.a. touhou 12.5.
3.Shut the hell up secondary fag.

>> No.5429220

>>5429195
So? Some bats drink blood. You never heard of vampire bats?

>> No.5429242

>>5429133
You will never be gently held in the hand of a caring person and be brushy brushed.

;_;

>> No.5429296
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5429296

>>5429220
in one of the endings of EoSD, she says to Reimu that she will vaporize if she keeps exposing her to the sun.

>> No.5429321

>>5429220
>>5429220
>My face when secondary fags try to prove diddlysquat about touhou

>> No.5429339

shes a vampire bat

>> No.5429471
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5429471

Theory: Youmu is a cook, not a gardener.

Evidence: When was the last time you saw her lawning something?

>> No.5429480

>>5429471
and when we ever saw her cooking?

>> No.5429510

>>5429296
Being a vampire sucks, in more ways than one.

Touhou vampires are weak against fucking RAIN. Next thing you know they'll fall for the ol' scattered rice trick.

>> No.5429513

>>5429096
The hardcore stuff happens off-screen
why do you think that pink thing is anemic?

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