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5427434 No.5427434 [Reply] [Original]

Is her horn real?

>> No.5427438

No, she just forgets to take off the party hat

>> No.5427446

I'm so angry at Zun that she isn't a unicorn.

>> No.5427460

>>5427446
open your eyes, I see
your eyes are open

>> No.5427462

HURK HURK HURK

>> No.5427464

one of these days i'm gonna headbutt me a unicorn

>> No.5427501

>>5427446
Don't give him any silly ideas anon.
Harmony touhou would be pretty crazy.

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>> No.5427516
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>> No.5427547

you clench your teeth and shudder nervously as Yuugi begins to tease your asshole with the tip of her horn. Eventually, she grows weary of this and thrusts it deep inside of you. You gasp for air as you feel yourself being penetrated, and Yuugi laughs heartily at your discomfort. She has no interest in touching your prostate or making you feel good, and she violently pushes her horn in and out of you. You feel your own blood start to trickle down her horn, and a sickening feeling grows within you. You want to vomit, but having done so many times already from the sake, nothing comes out except a sickening dry heave. Yuugi notices, and shows no mercy- only laughing harder and redoubling her efforts at horn-fucking your tender ass.

You beg her to stop, but she ignores you. Eventually, mercifully, she grows weary of torturing you and withdraws her horn. Your ass is excruciatingly painful, you feel violated, and you begin to sob loudly from the trauma.

Yuugi gruffly tells you to stop crying, but you cannot. All you want to do is have never come here, never started a drinking contest with an oni- you just want to undo everything. Suddenly, Yuugi brings her fist down onto your head and everything fades to black.

You stop crying.

>> No.5427561

>>5427547
But, Yuugi doesn't Cave people, that's Kiene's job.

>> No.5427564

>>5427547

This guy got off easy.

Just imagine if there was actual intercourse involved.

>> No.5427596

Why no one posted that picture of her horn yet? the 3d one.

>> No.5427602

>>5427596
the ao usagi horn with the screw at the end of it?

>> No.5427612

>>5427434
She is the last Unicorn!

>> No.5427618

>>5427602
yes

>> No.5427638

>>5427547
This copypasta gets me every single fucking time ;_;

>> No.5427643
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5427643

Nah, it's not real.

>> No.5427647

>>5427643
there we go

>> No.5427649

>>5427564
I remember the copypasta with Yuugi intercourse. Lot's of vomit in it.

Did anyone save it?

>> No.5427675

>>5427649
Look it up on easymodo you lazy bastard

>> No.5427697

>>5427649

>She exhales a havey breath....steamy, hot with the scent of sake riding on it. Her hair has fallen down framing the sides her face with gold slightly all the while tickling your face.....

>A deeply unpleasant croak rises from her stomach and escapes her her luscious red lips, a trickle of bile spills out from her mouth as the effects of excess exert it's toll on her body. You try to writhe your way from under her but her oppressive weight pins you down, even as her eyes glaze over drunkenly while convulsions wrack her belly.

>Over and over she heaves "HURK HURK HURK" as her svelte form clenches and squeezes the poison out from her, frantic you kick and yelp trying to get away from the inevitable but you are far too weak to resist and she too far gone to notice you there anymore.

>With one more guttural sound she heaves out her guts onto your cringing face, pungent and hot acids sting your eyes painfully. Torrents of rejected sake, half digested food and gastric lining wash your face in great shuddering tides punctuated with coughs and sobs. You open your mouth to scream and are rewarded with the indescribably foul taste of her issue, trapped under her frame as you are you are forced to endure unable to spit it out (for fear of catching a fresh batch) and unwilling to swallow it.

>Your hair caked, your lips sticky, the bedsheets sodden, the pillow saturated, even your ears trickle with a sample of Yuugi's puke. With one final splurt she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek, then passes out into unconsciousness still clinging to you. Tears of misery cut two clean lines through the mess on your face, it's days like this you regret your choice in waifus.

>> No.5427706

>>5427643
She screws the thing into her forehead?!

>> No.5427746

>she spits out a chunk of stomach lining onto your cheek

It's funny when you realize this is Parsee's remains.

>> No.5427758

>>5427746
NO it's not you asshole.

>> No.5427806

giant swing
giant swing!

>> No.5427811

>>5427697
there's more to it

>> No.5427868

>>5427547
Is this taken from something larger? Link?

>> No.5427926

>>5427868

I'm the writefag anon that wrote that- sorry to disappoint, but there is nothing else.

It was some quick pasta I wrote in like 2 minutes, trying to come up with something incredibly vulgar for Yuugi to do with her horn.

>> No.5428008

It's a real horn, shes a fucking oni, one of the four devas of the mountain. She's not nearly as strong as suika though.

>> No.5428016

>>5428008
But she is Yuugi the STRONG.

>> No.5428029

>>5427926

>-fag suffix

You really are a faggot.

>> No.5428038

>>5428029
>Implying that most people on /jp/ don't use fag as a suffix
You are a literal fag now, good job.

>> No.5428042

>>5428038

>Implying implying implying

Go home.

>> No.5428123

writefag, drawfag, normalfag, etc.

the -fag suffix is used often here.

>> No.5428121

bump

>> No.5428169

>>5428123

I remember a day, when only a small number of people were faggots. Now, everyone calls themselves a faggot! Do you see a problem like I do?

>> No.5428988

>>5428169
Everyone's just being frank with themselves

>> No.5429001

Is Suika really that strong?
She seems like some retarded child to me

>> No.5429735
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>>5429001

Suika?
She's a monster.

>> No.5429747

HURK HURK HURK

>> No.5430110

>>5429735

Well, who would be the perfect man for Suika and Yuugi?

What man in fiction could survive a night of drunken love with those two?

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>>5430110

Nearly any oni.

>> No.5430510

>>5429001
Everyone is "that strong" in touhou.

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