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5423020 No.5423020 [Reply] [Original]

Which touhou would be the easiest to rape?

Sanae doesn't count

>> No.5423040

reported for shitposting

>> No.5423041

Kogasa she won't even try to fight.

>> No.5423042

tewi

she's a rabbit, so she wouldn't turn down the idea of sex

>> No.5423049

Rape?

I wouldn't dream of it

>> No.5423067

Yukari. she is too lazy.

>> No.5423069

Hieda No Akyuu, no defenses whatsoever.

>> No.5423082

Wow. You think Rape is FUN?! You hacve mad issues! And know nothing about it. It's a serouse crime and you should be ashamed for thinking it's the least bit "Fun" if only you knew but you don't. It's the worst possible thing in the world! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>> No.5423090

Sanae

>> No.5423101

Rape is worse than murder.

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>> No.5423105

Bucketloli, obviously.

>> No.5423107
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>>5423082

>> No.5423108 [SPOILER] 
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>>5423069

True.

>> No.5423109

>>5423082
I bet there are a lot of Jews who disagree with your post, concerning rape being the worst thing possible.

Oh, and if Sanae is out, I my vote goes to Aya and Reisen.

>> No.5423113

Tenshi

>> No.5423118

male otaku dresses up as touhou

>> No.5423122

Suika Ibuki.
She hasn't been sober in centuries.

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>>5423105

I wouldn't be too sure.

>> No.5423153

probably Cirno to be honest

>> No.5423166

hieda no akyu

>> No.5423173
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Momiji, she would fuck anything happily as long as it's not one of those filthy crow tengu

>> No.5423176

>>5423132
Is she raping his neck with her dick? Oh wow, thats something new for once.
I already liked her before I've seen that picture but that improves my opinion on her a whole lot.

>>5423153
It's not rape if she is to stupid to resist.

>> No.5423194

Cirno, you could just trick her into it.

>> No.5423199

>>5423069
Pretty much this, and you get the honor of completely wrecking the psyche of her countless new reincarnations. Lets see her write about that in her other crummy scholarly works.

>> No.5423210
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a fairy I suppose... Zun said that even a human could win against one of them.

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5423233

Let's be honest here: even for the most physically fit of us, Akyu is probably the only one we would be able to overpower.

Maybe Tewi but she's too lucky. We'd never have a chance.

>> No.5423262

>>5423214
ZUN says many things. Like all other people that are perma-drunk.
A human can also beat a youkai, an immortal alien, an oni, a god, and pretty much everything else, otherwise Reimu and marisa would canonicaly lose almost every single battle in the games. It's probably just not that easy, and demands training.
"It doesn't matter whether you're human, fairy or a god, it's all about power!", or something like that.

>> No.5423267

>>5423176

I think she's using what's left of his spine as a dildo.

>> No.5423275

reimuu

>> No.5423283

Rinnosuke

>> No.5423284

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, Real Rap Talk...
Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, REAL RAP TALK, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!
And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

>> No.5423293

>>5423284
Aww you poor thing...i kinda feel bad now.

>> No.5423294

>>5423233
Well, she probably as some of the best protection a noble can have in a village made up of youkai hunters, so it probably wont be that easy either.

>> No.5423312

>>5423284
>And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
Aw fuck.
I hated that show.

>> No.5423314

>>5423262

Reimu and Marisa are both humans who can, amongst other things, fly and fire thousands of projectiles a minute.

I don't think many of us can do either of those things.

>> No.5423324

>>5423314
As I said, it takes training.

>> No.5423329

You can probably rape a Yukkuri easy enough.
Reimu types are known to be dumb

>> No.5423350

>>5423069
>>5423233
The only right answer.

Any other Touhou could EASILY destroy any of us us just for looking at her the wrong way.

>> No.5423352

>>5423329
that would be on the same level as fucking a melon...
Well, 4chan was never famous for it's high standards.

>> No.5423354
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>>5423283
Wouldn't you?

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>>5423233
True, even the weakest of Youkai have supernatural powers. But they're also Japanese girls. How hard can it be?

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>>5423362
Learn your powerlevels.

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>>5423354

Honestly, no. No I would not.

>> No.5423386

>>5423374
No, really, what is Wriggle going to do that prevents me from (hypothetically of course) knocking her out?

>> No.5423389

It depends on whether or not you have eyes or not. If you're like a Suikoden Tactics NPC, they are all equally easy.

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Akyuu, no contest. Absolutely the most rapeable Touhou. If there was a Touhou rape-off, I would stake all my money on her.

>> No.5423398

>>5423386
She may be defenseless when she doesn't have her bugs, but the problem is actually getting rid of them that would quickly lead your death.

>> No.5423401

>>5423386
Wriggle Kick.

>> No.5423402

those two blonde girls from mountain of faith

>> No.5423404

>>5423386
>Manipulation of Insects
Suddenly, BEEEEEEEEEEES

And lets not forget, fucking thousands of bullets making you explode.

>> No.5423407

>>5423386
This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3APJA0EedSE

>> No.5423413

>>5423404
what's funny is that her bullets are bugs.

>> No.5423417

>>5423398
>She can't stand cold or insecticide.
And I'm having trouble believing that
>Even a horde of mites could conceivably bind a human's hands and feet.

>> No.5423418

Why is Sanae not counted? She'd be one of the hardest to *rape* by fanon standards because she'd want it.

>> No.5423427

you guys can pretty much count all the youkai out
except patchy in a day her anemia and asthma are weakening her

>> No.5423433

>>5423418
She probably draws the line at Guro.

>> No.5423435

>>5423386
Wriggle Kick and being swarmed by so many bugs a can of bug spray won't do anything. So basically she'll kick you in the face then have the bugs eat your body to remove the evidence.

>> No.5423437

Touhou Rape Thread
Nobody says exRumia
WHERE IS YOUR YOUKAI PRIDE?.jpeg

>> No.5423438

>>5423402
they would reverse rape you with potato dildos

>> No.5423444

>>5423350
>Any other Touhou could EASILY destroy any of us us just for looking at her the wrong way.

I would to if I was a Toohoo and I noticed the creepy fat guy with pimples all over his face leering lustfully towards my body.

>> No.5423446

>>5423427
Do you really want to attempt to rape someone who with a simple line of words can drown and set you on fire at the same time?

>> No.5423457

>>5423427
People who have to speak to use their powers are also at an inherent disadvantage in this situation because there's only a short window until their mouth is stuffed with dick.

>> No.5423466

Tewi. She's a small bunny. I raped a bunny before.

>> No.5423467

>>5423446
cover her mouth?

>> No.5423470

All of them.
A club/chloroform-filled rug in a dark alley is worth more than all magical bullets/lasers, modern firearms, and martial arts packed together.
If you want to rape them while they're awake/not knocked unconscious, use the aforementioned methods, then one of them infinity ropes that one of the mooninites used in SSiB.

>> No.5423473

>>5423457

Then they'll just bite down.

>> No.5423482
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5423482

Akyuu isn't the only powerless human.

>> No.5423487

I do not think I could lower myself to raping a woman. Even if I was presented with Yukari, her butt raised towards me and she was bound my some mythical magic rendering her powers useless.......

I still couldn't bring myself to do it.

>> No.5423488

Kogasa, because anyone can rape an umbrella.

>> No.5423504

>>5423482
Good luck dodging those tank shells flying at you.

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>>5423482
Sigma doesn't let anyone touch his girl but him.

>> No.5423520

>>5423457
>>5423467
Patchy is able to completely summon a impenetrable shield of water all while sending exploding bubbles to you.

Yeah, she's not gonna be easy to rape.

Also, she has a time hax maid on her side. You'd be lucky to even touch Patchouli.

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>>5423487
What if it was Yukarori?

>> No.5423533

>>5423520
Let's not count allies. If we do, no one is open to rape.

>> No.5423547

>>5423520
Sakuya's sick of Patchy's guff, she wouldn't intervene. The worst she'd do is timerape you while you were raping Patchy.

>> No.5423565

>>5423533
Then only Akyu, since she doesn't have any magic powers, super brute strength, divine protection, weaponry (magical or technological), or a ability that can render your body/senses useless.

>> No.5423570

>>5423533
>no one is open to rape.

But you see, this is the right answer.
You can't rape a single Touhou.

No matter what brilliant plan you think of, the characters in Touhou are far too powerful to attempt rape and/or knows other characters far too powerful to let you rape them.

Enjoy your consensual sex.

>> No.5423578

>>5423530
Nope.

I would never be able to sleep at night.

>> No.5423580

Aya. Tell her it would make an interesting news article. (let Hatate be the one to actually cover it)

>> No.5423587

>>5423570
But consensual sex is happy sex! I like happy sex!

>> No.5423589

>>5423520
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning magic?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat magic?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a magician, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I casted a Royal Flare, he reversed it like it was a mere Agni Shine. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing Philosopher Stone, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>> No.5423609

>>5423520
>impenetrable shield of water
Yeah because WATER is such a strong thing and it's really hard to penetrate it right?

Patch can use some steel or earth based magic to make a barrier.

>> No.5423622

>>5423570
>Touhou are far too powerful
Magically, yes. Physically, no.
Reimu and Marisa are humans. If you grab them and hold them, they can't do shit. Youmu is basically human, so she would follow the same idea as above.

Not all youkai are physically strong. Fairies are pretty much open game. Except Cirno, since she can freeze things around her.

>> No.5423634

>>5423622
>Not all youkai are physically strong
but they can fly so yeah good luck trying to land on an ice fairy while jumping from the highest point of the sdm

>> No.5423637

>>5423609
Still, the point is made.
Patchy can easily shield herself from all perverted assaults.

>> No.5423657

>>5423622
Again, magical powers are always going to trump physical prowess unless its on the super human level. Can't catch a pathetically weak bug youkai if its flying 50 feet over you and its powder makes you blind. You'll probably fall off a cliff or end up meeting a giant human eating mushroom.

>> No.5423661

>>5423622
Reimu has throwing needles. Also, depending on how hax-y your version ends up being, the only thing you'll get from trying is a beat down and your dick sealed. We joke about Marisa being a max-min witch a lot but SSiB has her use some kind of clothing change spell; it's obvious she knows more tricks than "eat this phantasmal mushroom," Master Spark, and Mimic.

Fairies, perhaps; the difficulty is in catching one and (a) hoping it is just a run-of-the-mill fairy or (b) doesn't explode into power ups.

>> No.5423669

>>5423622
Actually most people forget that Youmu is colder than a normal human since she is half-ghost.

>> No.5423682

>>5423669
Nah bro. I always thought that Youmu was pretty cool.

>> No.5423685
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Even targeting poor defenseless Akyu would be dangerous, Keine (probably in EX form and dragging Mokou along) would beat the shit out of you for raping a human village resident AND damaging a history recorder tool.

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You're all wrong. The correct answer is Rumia.

You only need to tell her she's eating you with her other opening.

>> No.5423708

>>5423657
>>5423661
You can't conjure, throw, or summon shit with your arms and mouth restrained, and thy do not have the strength to break free.

>> No.5423713

>>5423685
I don't think surviving after the rape was committed was ever a concern in this question.

>> No.5423718
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>>5423657
Holy Shit! They really do exist!

>> No.5423725

>>5423685
Akyuu has servants too, according to the comic that introduces her. Some of them might be secret ninja bodyguards, she's pretty important and defenseless after all.

>> No.5423739

>>5423708
They can still fucking fly away. Try raping them when you're 500 ft in the air hanging on for dear life.

>>5423713
Is it still rape if KANE erases the history of it ever happening?

>> No.5423746

Look guys, why don't you all just forget about raping any of the Touhou ladies and just resign yourselves to admiring them from afar?

>> No.5423750

>>5423746
But mom, I wanna rape a Touhou

>> No.5423751

>>5423708
What about the feats still spell and silent spell? Patchy's probably picked up quite a few metamagic feats in her long life by now.

>> No.5423756

>>5423739
Even if Keine's ability can even do that, Akyu's history is completely unaffected by that power because her history as become independent of Gensyoko's, which Keine as reign over.

>> No.5423774

Well now rape is not very nice, Anonymous. I'm sure Anonymous is a nice boy, so why not do something healthy? Such as studying or riding a bike, instead of raping touhous.

>> No.5423786
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Yuuka.

Yeah, I said it.
Why?
'Cause I've got balls of steel.

>> No.5423807

you will never rape a touhou ;_;

>> No.5423827

I am tired of rape.
Why are there no doujins or fanart or whatever of mindbroken rape-victim Touhous nursed back to their former selves?

>> No.5423854

>>5423827
Same reason why consensual hetero/futa/yuri sex doujins are so rare, they just don't sell.

>> No.5423861

>>5423854
Which shows Japs are insecure faggots scared to death of women and can only make material with them being brutally raped.

>> No.5423875

>>5423827

i would dig me some doujin where a raped touhou gets nursed back to health

would probably be the first time i've ever cried

>> No.5423877

>>5423827
>I am tired of rape.
Same here

I want warm fuzzy feelings.

>> No.5423886

>>5423786
Your balls could be out of whatever, but your ballsack is still flesh.

>> No.5423888

>>5423854
Yuri sells. But yeah, the masses just scream for their faceless fat man violent gangbang rapes. What're ya gonna do, right?

>> No.5423891

>>5423854
When was the last time anyone tried?

>> No.5423906

>>5423888
>>5423861
You also forget that the faceless fat men in those rape doujins cater to, you guessed it, fat otakus.

>> No.5423933

>>5423888
>>5423906
If faceless gangbangs was the only thing people wanted, then that's all VNs would be about.

>> No.5423965

>>5423933
I didn't say it's the ONLY thing people wanted, and VN can't get away with the whole faceless rapist thing as much since they actually have a detailed story. Plus VN, at least not the nukige, are slightly more for romantics and people who really want to fall in love with the girls, so it's sort of a different audience being catered to almost.

>> No.5423983

rape is still great though

rape is a miracle of the universe

>> No.5423994

You know that Touhous really aren't all that powerful and that danmaku is just fireworks and light-play, right?

>> No.5423995

>>5423965
Baaaaah...
I still want my...my...damnit, there isn't even a term for it. See >>5423827. I can't be the only person who thinks like this.

>> No.5424004

>>5423994
You're wrong.

>> No.5424011

>>5424004
No he's not.

>> No.5424013

>>5423983
well lots of people seem to agree with you. Who am I to comment on others' fetishes.

>> No.5424029

Well with porn it's always a bit of escapism. People are more likely to know what tenderly loving is like so when they want to escape and get something different they look for things that you can't really do in real life, hence rape, tentacle, tentacle rape, etc.

Of course the chances of /jp/ finding out what it's like to have a loving waifu collapsing on top of you panting and purring after passionate sex is about as likely as /jp/ participating in real gang rape

>> No.5424035

>>5424011
Yes, he is.
Read PMiSS. Hell, read ANY canon. Most Touhous can and would kick your ass.

>> No.5424053

>>5423994
Nigga, are you telling me that you can survive getting blown up by thousands of fireworks?

>> No.5424062

>>5424029
You can not honestly be telling me that the majority of the people who buy doujins are experenced with tender loving.

>> No.5424063

>>5423994
If that's "play", can you even imagine what a serious attempt to kill you would be like?

>> No.5424077

>>5424035

>>5423994 here
I didn't say they are weak. I said they aren't nearly as powerful as everyone here seems to make them out to be.

>> No.5424083

>>5424029
>People are more likely to know what tenderly loving is like
That doesn't generally happen in real life.

>> No.5424091

>>5424063
Danmaku doesn't hurt.

>> No.5424102

>>5424077
Probably. But most of them outclass us humans so much that exaggeration is pretty moot.

>> No.5424108

>>5424035
>Read PMiSS
Oh I just took a look at it.
Reimu chapter says that even relatively weak humans can beat a youkai, and that youkai can safely beat reimu.

>> No.5424109

>>5423107'
what the fuck
this is the single most horrendous yukkuri image I've seen.

>> No.5424117

>>5424029
Ah, I suppose I can see that.

However I read some study in a sociology class one time where a guy went around and asked fellow men about how they felt about women at their workplace. He found a sizable amount of the guys say that they were angry because the lady was "taunting" them by looking all pretty at their workplace all day, but they couldn't have anything to do with her for whatever reason. Like maybe she already had a boyfriend, or you weren't supposed to date co-workers, or whatever. He reported a lot of those guys saying they wish they would rape the lady out of spite, to pay her back for invading their daily life, filling it with unreachable temptation. Oh course this was in rural or low-class areas mostly. I don't know how bogus this study was or if it was legit, but I still think a lot of the rape material in doujin and eroge is born out of frustration.

>> No.5424127

>>5424102
With enough training, even an average /jp/-er could beat Yukari or any other "omg hax godlike" touhou.

>> No.5424130

>>5424091
I said a serious attempt.
For example, Sakuya's knives will kill you.
Suika can rip you two, etc.

>> No.5424147

>>5424108
No. It does not.
Please quote the statement. I might be missing it.

>> No.5424161

>>5424130
>Sakuya's knives will kill you.
Throwing Knives aren't really known for their high penetrating power. Just get a shield or something.
>Suika can rip you two, etc.
Derp her, soy beans.

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>>5424161
Yes, A shield will protect you from time hax.

>> No.5424181

>>5424127
Possibly...maybe...
It would require at least 9 training arcs, though. And no one wants that.

>> No.5424186

"nursing back to health after brutal rape" would probably sit well with the rape fans as well

you could also just skip the brutal rape and get right to the tender care

this is a billion dollar idea

>> No.5424187

>>5424161
They aren't, but there's a lot of them.
Barring that, she could just stab you instead of throwing them at you.
That's just the first "lethal" example I thought of. Danmaku play aside, nearly all important Touhous have some way to use their power to inflict fatal wounds.

>> No.5424194

>>5424178
A whole armor then. Strap it together tight, so she can't take it off.
Seriously, never assume that someone is too powerful. Stop being negative. Try to think of a way to win.

>> No.5424199

>>5424161
>Evil spirits begone!
>Ow! That stings! You little piece of shit!
BAD END

Alternativly, she rips your arm off before you even throw em.

>> No.5424200

>>5424147
He might be referring to "With the introduction of these rules, it became possible for even relatively weak humans to challenge youkai."

I don't know about the restrictions of the Spellcard duels though.

>> No.5424209

>>5424199
>Evil spirits be gone!
>Aw shucks, I've lost all of my powers now. Please be gentle.
Learn to Oni.

>> No.5424234

>>5424194
You seem to not comprehend just how powerful being able to manipulate time is.

In a single instant, she could remove the entire armor stab you 50 billion times and have a cup of tea.

Also, what the fuck?
How do you plan on raping someone being so heavily armored?

>> No.5424238

>>5424199
>>5424209
Throw rice at her.

>> No.5424250

>>5424194
Fuck your "Can-Do" attitude, I'd run.

>> No.5424254

>>5424238
I don't think rice works.

>> No.5424266

>>5424234
You know that Sakuya can't timestop for too long, right?

>> No.5424272

How did my save-the-rape-victims rally turn into powerlevels? God damnit.

>> No.5424286

>>5424250
Okay, you would run. No shame in that. The foe is clearly more powerful than you.
But what next? Will you just keep running? It's not like you can't learn to defend yourself. With dedication, hard work and ingenuity everything can be accomplished. I don't know, you could steal some books from Patchouli, or make a deal with marisa or something, study, learn, train, and grow strong enough to beat/rape any touhou you want.

>> No.5424308

>>5424286
>hard work and ingenuity
get out Zangief

>> No.5424309

>>5424286
How optimistic.
Refreshing.
Good luck, anon. Every possible odd is against you.

>> No.5424321

>>5424286
>dedication, hard work and ingenuity
If I had any of those, do you really think I'd be here?

>> No.5424355 [DELETED] 

>>5424272
OP asks who is the easiest touhou to rape

Smarter anons realize that just about any Touhou would be impossible to rape do to their difference in power.

Slower anons still think that if they still can if they plan it right.

The rest is history.

>> No.5424373

>>5424272

OP asks who is the easiest touhou to rape.

Smarter anons realize that just about any Touhou would be impossible to rape do to their difference in power.

Slower anons still think that they still can if they plan it right.

The rest is history.

>> No.5424391

>>5424321
It's not something you are born with. You can still have those you know.

>> No.5424413 [DELETED] 

>>5424391
Damn your optimistic.
Fine, be a second Marisa and become as strong as you like, I'll stay with this computer.

>> No.5424420

>>5424391
Damn you're optimistic.
Fine, be a second Marisa and become as strong as you like, I'll stay with this computer.

>> No.5424441

>>5424420
Seconded.
Rape the wrong Touhou and I'm unlocking my inner potential or whatever for the sole sake of killing you.

>> No.5424443

>>5424391
>>5424286
Optimism is useless when you're gap'd into a volcano.

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