/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Would you trade your own mother for one of Touhou's old hags?

[Anonymous No.]

Given my mother is a hopeless gambling addict that steals from everyone compulsively meaning my family has to lock/hide away their cash I don't see how I could come off worse.

[Anonymous No.]

My mother's dead, so I guess I'd get Yuyuko.

I'm okay with this.

[Anonymous No.]

No I love my mom.

[Anonymous ‮（≖‿≖ ） ‪‪‪‬ ‪‬ ‭‬ !Jones4ZrPA No.]

He who answers yes deserves neither.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my mother. But I would trade her for any of the 5 ladies if she loved me as her son or as her man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420879
That's rather upstanding of you, Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

my mother is dead too, yuyuko would be great (if she tooks youmu with her would be perfect)

[Anonymous No.]

No dude, I ain't give my mom for a Touhou.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420880
>I love my mother.
>He would trade his mother away for his own pleasure.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420879
That's pretty deep Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420874
This. My mother means alot to me.

[Anonymous No.]

Solomon Jones.

[Anonymous No.]

Of course I would, what a fucking retarded question

[Anonymous No.]

/jp/ is good peoples ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

it's not like one of these hag would like me....yep...keep my mother...

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Anyone who said yes and is not: >>5420869 or has a similar situation to that guy doesn't deserve a mom.

[Anonymous No.]

Oh, how I wish I could say yes...
But no.

[Anonymous No.]

I love my mommy.

[Anonymous No.]

My mom is an alcoholic, but when she isn't drunk (which is pretty rare these days) she is a nice person.

I really don't know.

[Anonymous No.]

No, but I would trade myself as one of their sons.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420866

Why are their boobs slowly melding into a single uniboob?

[Anonymous No.]

Seeing how my mother is one of the very few if not the only person I genuinely hate, yes, without a doubt.

[Anonymous No.]

No way I love my mum

[Anonymous No.]

Sure is normalfags in here.

Why the hell wouldn't you trade a 3d pig disgusting slut for 2d?

[Anonymous No.]

hell yeah

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421000
Moms aren't 3dpd, you fucking shit. Show some respect for the person who raised you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421000
Mothers and grandmothers are the only 3D women who will ever love us.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421006
>I prefer 3d to 2d.

You can get out of /jp/ now.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421023
Oh you're so edgy, boy. I wish, I just wish, someday I could be as cool and dark as you.

[reiserFS !Hc6EcVkstI No.]

>>5420866
Who wouldn't? 2D is superior.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421023
Go back to /v/, using greentext improperly.

[Holt No.]

>>5420866

She just turned senile. So without a doubt, yes.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420912

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421033
>he thinks he knows how to green text
>laughingsluts.jpg

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421050
Stop trying to defend yourself /v/-boy.

[Anonymous No.]

3d farts, burps, looks like shit in the mornings and has mood swings.

2d always smells like roses, always looks nice, always acts nice and is completely dependant on you.

For true NEETs, the choice is obvious.
If you're true neets,

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420894

I'm not deserving of my mother. She could have someone better than me.

[proREMIRIAt Elite Force Commander !rSDMROXTB. No.]

I can't

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421082
i wouldn't consider yukari a nice lady, buddy

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421050
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421082

That's cute. He still expects true NEETs in /jp/. Haha, how to break it to him...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421082
>>always acts nice
>completely dependant on you.

I can't think of a single Touhou hag who would fulfill even one of those qualities.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421118
Byakuren

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421111
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[Anonymous No.]

My mother spends her life trying to steal things from me while claiming that my having popped out of her cunt gives her any rights.
She didn't raise me. I'll trade her for ten bucks and a bottle of water.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421118
Kisume

[Anonymous No.]

Can I trade one of my sisters instead?

Or, hell, you can just keep her, no touhou exchange needed.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421135
Obviously, but we don't have stupid trolls of that level on /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421082
>true NEETs
You're either NEET or you're not. There is no 'true NEETs' or 'semi NEETs'.
Being NEET has nothing to do with your intrests.

[None !Nipaa0mi0. No.]

>>5420866
No.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421130
>Kisume
>hag

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5421145
>There is no 'true NEETs' or 'semi NEETs'.

This is what normalfags really think.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421136

How old is she? Weight and height?

Where can we meet?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

Done

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421167
She's fifty, about 175cm tall for fiftysomething kilos.
She used to be a model.
We can meet in LA.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

No
My mother takes care of my useless ass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5421165
Oh? Then please explain, oh master race. What is the difference?
Bear in mind that just saying 'lurk more' is not a valid answer.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5420866
My mother's idea of raising me was trying to force me to accept her belief system when it should have been obvious that it would never work and that mine was more consistent. She's emotional and irrational made 9th grade complete hell for me. I'll take the Touhou.