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[Anonymous No.]

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Perfect_Memento:_Encyclopedia:_Outsider

>1: Lately, a sport called "soccer" has become popular. Like that, Gensokyo is halfway infected with the outside world.

So Gensokyo can into Football. If the Touhous were were to form their own squad, who is playing and substitute, what is their fighting formation, their jersey color etc.

ITT, Touhou Fantasy Football

[Anonymous No.]

But it's called soccer.

[Anonymous No.]

>soccer
Gensokyo confirmed for Amerikkkan.

[Anonymous No.]

BZZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.]

Team Yakumo (purple) vs Team Kazami (red)

Both will force everyone to join their team

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409450

In before some chinese manufacturer gaps into gensokyo milions of vuvuzelas

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409450
touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Touhou_Soccer_Moushuuden

Needs another sequel, by the way.

[『五角场 ～之～ 无名氏』 No.]

>>5409486
gapping..

[Scandaroon No.]

Soccer is a shit sport.

Only Chess and Golf are good sports.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409486
And it becomes the "incident" on which TH13 is based.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409504
Chess is a crappy tactical turn based RPG developed by a bunch of monkeys.

Right away you'll notice Chess has no storyline. Instead, all you notice is the the White army and the Black army are fighting each other over a battlefield. Note the "a battlefield," because Chess only has one story map.

As for the actual combat, it's extremely dull. Each unit can kill another with only one hit. This means units with a real good movement ability dominate the field (more on that bellow). There aren't even any combat animations or anything that happens in combat. One unit moves on it's space and "captures" it, and the piece is removed from the game with no form of action or special effects.

Yawn.

Chess has shitty class balance. The Queen is flat out overpowered while your actual front line units, the Pawns. can't do shit. I think the developers were afraid that no one would use the female character so they buffed up her abilities really high but now theres no point in using any other unit.

The rest of the units suck. Rooks can only move in 4 directions, same with Bishops. Boring. Also, whats up with the Knight? It has the most bizzare combat abilities of all the units. They're retardly hard to use cause they jump around like retards to move and attack. The devs should have named this unit Ninja, since Knights didn't jump around like that in real life.

Worst part, is the king. You see, the devs decided that if your king gets captured, you instantly lose the game. W-T-F? This wouldn't be a problem, except that he can't move for crap. Seriously, the most important unit in the game can only move 1 space a turn? Good luck keeping him alive while every other unit in the game dances around him.

Unbalanced classes, lackluster gameplay, and not to mention repetitive 1 hour+ games. Chess is not worth the time or your money. Buy Final Fantasy Tactics or Disgaea instead.

3 out of 10.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409493
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kofnEdB8Blc&feature=related

[Anonymous No.]

China would be goal keeper. Or maybe Letty.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409513
Letty is the best goal keeper.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmkUPKjhgWk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409511

Indeed, true men play Go, a real game for real scholars such as myself, picture's related.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409545
I see silly hats.

are these people touhous?

[Anonymous No.]

/r/ Merlin with Vuvuzela

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409536
I thought it was Kaguya.

[S BENZ No.]

>>5409619
sorry Merlin 'can' hold a tune

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409687
So can a vuvuzuela

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409511
This is the first copypasta I've ever seen that made me rage a little.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409619

That's not the sound a trumpet makes.

Fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409511
People think strategy is all about how simply moving units around and besting another player. Yet at its core, it isn't, its about dealing with uncertainty. Thats why the best strategy games have significant random elements, to create uncertainty... Most of the games people cite as "good strategy games" actually aren't strategy games at all. Chess is not a good "strategy game" neither is X-Com, starcraft or most RTS. They have their own strategy elements, but not games that require good understandings of probabilities and their effects on planning.

[Anonymous No.]

obligatory

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410013
Good understanding of probabilities has nothing to do with strategy either. Games that rely on counting probabilities tend to have winning strategies that maximize winning probability over infinite number of repetitions. This is different from a real strategic game, which requires one to do their best in one, unique, complex situation where probabilities can't even really be estimated, much less counted.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou 13

Incident: Yukari & co. gives Merlin a vuvuzela that turns touhoes into a mindless zombie army.
Survivors (underground, celestials, plot armor) are not amused.

Player characters:

- Reiuji Utsuho
- Kaenbyou Rin
- Kazami Yuuka
- Hakurei Reimu
- Hinanawi Tenshi

Stage 1: Daiyousei / Chen
Stage 2: Meiling
Stage 3: Patchouli / Alice
Stage 4: Sanae / Marisa
Stage 5: Lunasa+Lyrica / Ran
Stage 6: Ran / Merlin

Extra: Yuyuko / Yukari

[Anonymous No.]

>>5410368
>Stage 5: Ran

What.

[Anonymous No.]

Kisume for goalkeeper. Nothing gets past that bucket. Though knowing her vile nature, she'd probably eat the ball and nibble on most of the defence.

[Anon2007 !StaIqxr34U No.]

>>5410446
So moe~

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5409504
>Chess
You're a special kind of retarded, aint ya?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5409481
Jesus christ, cannot stop laughing