/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

my neck hurts.

[Anonymous No.]

You're going to hell.

[Anonymous No.]

well maybe you should stop trying to suck your own dick.

[Anonymous No.]

You will never plow Shikieiki from behind ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Eiki confirmed for exorcism.

[Anonymous No.]

It is beautiful.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406390
that hurts your back more than your neck

believe me I know

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406412

I for one, can agree with this anon. Autofellatio is two weeks of practicing stretching just to be competent at enjoying excruciating back pain all for the sake of two minutes of an awkward gay moment.

Though I miss the days when I was fifteen and physically active, I could go half way down my shaft.

Autofellatio thread go...?

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

my thights got tumor.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406445
Autofellatio isn't even remotely gay or awkward.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406452
Autofellatio is efficiency at its finest

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406445
Don't blame it on aging, I'm 25 and still limber enough to reach "rock bottom" even after stressing my back doing it since I was 15.

Stretch more. Do yoga if you really can't push it far enough with stretching alone.

[Anonymous No.]

If blowing yourself is gay, then so is giving yourself a handjob

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5406452
I had a dream I could suck my own dick.
I spent hours doing it and it felt like I was on the verge of cumming, but I never did. I was pretty disappointed when I woke up.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only ever been able to just barely put my mouth on the tip.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5406482
I envy you. The most I can do is lick the tip before my neck starts killing me

[☃nonymous !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5406482
Same here. I'm not a very flexible person.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

i tried that shit once.
but couldn't even lick my cock so yea. i just gave up.
pretty gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406512
You aren't going to be able to do it in one try, with barely any attempt at it. Its hard work.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406512
Sour grapes, huh?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406512
>>5406503
>>5406501
>>5406482
Don't give up, I only could lick the tip the first couple of times, but with stretching and practice, I can take the whole thing down to the bottom. I just wish my PENIS was reversed so the more sensitive front side was more accessible.

[☃nonymous !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5406545
I shall try. I'll report back with results, if a similar thread ever comes up.

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5406545
The whole thing? That's amazing.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406559
It will take a long time. A very long time.
Take it slow, or you'll die.

[Anonymous No.]

Dude, this thread turned topics so quickly, it's like this was the original topic anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

It's hard, your body really isn't meant to do that.
Doing the right stretches and practice routinely should make it not too hard, but that takes dedication.

...That said, I think the OP's comment has more to do with the pic.
Your head doesn't turn that far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406574
I couldn't believe it at first either.

If you get that far though... Once you've "finished" be careful to sit up very slowly and very carefully....

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406545
how long did it take?

[Anonymous No.]

So, say that I do get to the point where I'm able to perform autofellatio.

It's okay to swallow, right?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406603
Unless you enjoy reeeaaaaally bad headaches anyway.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406615
About 1-2 weeks

Then again though, it was summer, I was a limber 16-year-old, and had nothing else to do with my time during that break than try to improve my "skills"

If I can offer any advice, it's to take it slow and respect your limits. Last thing you want to do is break your spine. You need it.

[☃nonymous !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5406622
That's the whole reason I want to do it.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5406622
I wanna know this too.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5406622
That's the whole fucking point, brosef.

Since your tongue is on the less-sensitive back-side of your dick, it's actually a little less fun than it's cracked up to be, but cumming cannot be beat.