/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

All right, /jp/, it's time!

Time to see WHICH TOUHOU YOU WOULD BROWSE /JP/ WITH.

As for me, it's Tewi.

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

its you
you're the touhou i'd browse /jp/ with

[Anonymous No.]

You're my Touhou, Arc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405286
I like Suigin-chan. Can you be my Touhou and browse /jp/ with me?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

I am a touhou,

[Anonymous No.]

CurryButt

[Suigin !fKazami5bE No.]

>>5405291
sure why not

[Maplestory !pfuEiYtzFE No.]

Kaguya of course.

[Anonymous No.]

My touhou, Curry.

[Anonymous No.]

Sana-
Oh, wait, no...
Kaguya.

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

>>5405301
But you are both on /jp/ right now.

You already are browsing together

[Charles Manson No.]

The Touhou my blessed children cherish the most!

[Anonymous No.]

Yuyuko or Shikieki

I'd think Yuyuko's comments and Shikieki's would be pretty entertaining.

"Uwwaa, these guys are all pedophiles. Does that make you one too?"

"What is this place! They're all going to hell! And you! Repent! Repent your sinful ways!"

[Anonymous No.]

BREAKING NEWS

YOU MUST START USING A TRIP TO BECOME A TOUHOU

MORE INFO AT 11 ON THIS EXCITING /jp/ DISCOVERY

[Ｍｏｒａｌｆａｇ Ｐｒｉｍｅ !CURRY/D.b2!!eHwd9yRamz5 No.]

>>5405337
How shocking.

[Anonymous No.]

I had a dream with Suigin last month. He was wearing pink sunglasses and fucking tall. We were headed to EVO but our car broke.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5405346
I had a similar one with ZUN!bar, but he refused to go to the cinema with me;_;

[Kaguya Houraisan !.TheNEETQM No.]

>>5405337
Am I a Touhou now?

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

>>5405337
"Start using"?

[(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ BOOF ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) !AWEsomEEEE!!g4pQz5RFuPl No.]

You have been browsing /jp/ for 3 hours now, just a normal night. Suddenly you hear your door open.

"Annnonnn.... I can't get sleep." you hear in a soft voice. Tewi is standing in the doorway, tears building in her eyes. This is the third time this week she has not been able to fall asleep this week. It can't be helped.

You smile and motion her in, she immediately smiles and scurries into your lap. You continue to browse /jp/ with the little rabbit between you and the computer. One hand rests on the mouse and the other on her leg as two big floppy ears slightly obstruct your vision from the screen.

As time passes you start to notice the small gasps she makes as each "suggestive" image flutters by the screen. This pulls you out of your /jp/ produced trance and realize a child is present.

"Oh geez! I'm sorry I just.." you start as you quickly scroll away from some random breasts.

A small muttering can be heard, you wait a moment and try to understand it before asking her to repeat herself.

"It's okay... I kinda like it too" she says as she looks to the floor.

You are stunned, how can such a child be interested in something so lewd?