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Not sure what I'm supposed to in this situation. It's obvious that they are presenting their breasts but I detest paizuri because it's so messy.

>> No.5392998
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>> No.5393000

Paizuri seems pretty boring. I think I'd just stick with ol' lefty.

>> No.5393002

You're supposed to jerk off onto their breasts and into their waiting mouths.

>> No.5393010

Messy? It's not like you have to clean up afterwards.

>> No.5393011

Just suck their nipples or something, man! How hard is it to think of something to do with them!

>> No.5393013

>>5393002
But oral sex is gross.

>> No.5393019

I want to have children with Ran <3.

>> No.5393027

>>5393019
Well, having kids with a fox youkai doesn't sound as bad as having kids with a oni.

>> No.5393030

>>5393013
Not for them it isn't.

Look how much they need it.

Don't be so selfish.

>> No.5393044

>>5393027
What's so bad about half-oni babies

>> No.5393049

>>5393027
You'd rather have a furry kid than a kickass, strong oni kid?

>> No.5393053

>>5393044
I bet Oni have very furry and strong-smelling vaginas.

>> No.5393056

i love paizuri and fuck you op

>> No.5393067

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>> No.5393073

>>5393056
You aren't very nice.

>> No.5393099

Paizuri's for dandy guys with abs.
everything else's for 12y/o's.

now go for it op.

>> No.5393118

>>5393099
What the fuck does this mean?

>> No.5393127

>>5393118
What the fuck is Google?

>> No.5393128

>>5393011
I don't think oni or fox youkai breast milk would taste good.

>> No.5393137

>>5393127
A search engine that is incapable of telling me the answer to my question.

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>>5393053

Smells a bit like bad whiskey.
Then again, it isn't like you have to worry much about that since oni and humans are generally biologically incompatible - the genes may be close enough, but way too great difference in hormone and blood alcohol levels to produce offspring.

>> No.5393153

>>5393137
>Goes to google
>Types in "what is Paizuri"
>Clicks second link
SUDDENLY, ANSWERS EVERYWHERE

>> No.5393165

>>5393146
>Implying that something that looks so close isn't a genetic match

You know tigers and lions can mate? And so can a bunch of wierd looking different dog, and cat breeds.

>> No.5393168

>>5393146
I thought mystical creatures will always baby-producible for humans!

>> No.5393169

>>5393153
I imagine he was confused about the "dandy guy" thing, anon.

>> No.5393172

>>5393153
I was asking what his post meant. Not what paizuri meant. Thank you for your reply, however.

>> No.5393186

>>5393165
But ligers are sterile...

Does this mean Rinnosuke is sterile?

>> No.5393196

Fox youkai are said to make great wives. Some will lead their men to glory. Others to madness.

Oni... I don't think I have ever heard of them being remotely good. Most stories are about how to kill an oni by using underhanded tricks.

>> No.5393208

>>5393196
Most stories about onis are terrible lies about terrible liars. Now, if we could find some tales oni wrote down, those would surely be full of truths.

>> No.5393230

>>5392994
Titty monsters being rude.

>> No.5393251
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>>5393165

Yeah, the genes may be right, but that isn't all you need. You need the right conditions for the embryo to develop, not to mention for conception to be possible in the first place. With the sort of metabolism and alcohol saturation oni tend to have, the womb of a female oni is pretty much the same environment as inside a chemiclav. Likewise, the human body isn't capable of storing, or perhaps not even of processing the amount of chemical energy a developing oni needs.
It might still work, but it'd have to be done under very controlled circumstances.

>> No.5393287

>>5393251
If Suika really loved me, she'd go sober for as long as it took to bear my child.

>> No.5393336

>>5393251
But the child will also be half oni. What aspects of each parent it will take will be a huge gamble, though.

The half-oni, half-human offspring might turn out to be a particularly strong, cunning creature. And I bet it will have horns.

>> No.5393359

>>5393336
Or it could be a weak, honest creature that's deathly afraid of soybeans.

>> No.5393373

Onis have fetal alcohol children.

>> No.5393406

QUALITY THREAD

>> No.5393445

>>5393406
You're late.

>> No.5393513

Nipplefuck is awwwright.

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