/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You will never be banned. ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

I wish I knew what the ascii horsecock actually looked like.

[Angry Type-Moon Fan !MOONRXwPDU No.]

I got permabanned many times for stupid reasons.

[Anonymous No.]

Awesome thread guys.

[Anonymous No.]

lol

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386326

I wouldn't call being a shitposting mongoloid a stupid reason.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

That's a good reason for getting banned, I have to admit.

I still like my ban for invoking Godwin's Law, though.

[Necrobrotent No.]

This is obviously a thread to catch ban evaders by a trixy maid.

You'll never get another currybutt, meido.

Also reported.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5386333
Fuck you, White Ren.

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned once i didn't know what i did but they must have changed there minds because i got back on a few minutes later.

[Anonymous No.]

I was banned this one time

but I appealed and it was lifted

[Anonymous No.]

i've been banned once because i talked to some raiders raiding /jp/, fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.]

Have had a few short bans for nsfw shit.

[Anonymous No.]

Actually I got banned for a week posting KNJ on /a/ because it's "pedophilia shit" then got banned from all boards when I uploaded a picture about 18 months ago that had unsafe code or whatever, then caught someone else's ban about 6 months ago when my ISP rotated me through someone's who'd been banned permanently several months earlier for cp on /b/. That's about it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386350
Go back to /a/, shitface.

[Anonymous No.]

Got banned once, because flooding.
Got banned again, because flooding.

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

You will never attend a /jp/ meet up.

[Anonymous No.]

Ah~

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

>>5386339
???

[Anonymous No.]

I just got a /z/ban yesterday for shitposting in a cosmic'break thread.

[Anonymous No.]

I've only been banned for posting NSFW. Once was a really long ban (like 45 days or something? more than a month) for posting nude filters of a certain character. And they were put in spoilers too, so that was a bit extreme I think.

[Anonymous No.]

I was personally b& by moot himself. Is that an honor?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386372
I was making fun of people in that thread for shitposting, telling the retards to go back to /v/ and they just said that I was an elitist or some shit.
Thank god you fags got banned.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386364
This hurts my eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

i got banned for shiposting once. ironicaly enough it happened when i wasnt shitposting

[Anonymous No.]

But I was banned. For making a thread here in /jp/ that was "would you fuck with yourself?" or something like that with a NSFW image of a loli having sex with her clones.

[Anonymous No.]

The only time I got banned was when that paranoid scitzophrenic was spamming 4chan and I mentioned his name and it autobanned me for a month.

I tend to think that people get banned for shit they deserve, as I've never been banned on purpose except for doing blatantly against the rule things.

[Anonymous No.]

I once got banned for posting a trap thread.

So silly, mods.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386380
Hey, that's eyedrops compared to /b/ meetups these days, hipster trendfag protestfags wearing paper cutout masks thinking shouting memes in public with improper context makes them cool.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386320
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[Anonymous No.]

>>5386385
i want it nao

[Anonymous No.]

Permabanned three times. Never for spamming Saten, though. Not even a temp ban.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386364
Meximoot nostalgia...

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

>>5386372
Mod deleted my post about land robots in that CB thread!

Haven't been banned in years though. Once I got an 3 day autoban here for "malicious code" in a post, but it disappeared after an hour or so. I think it happened in an Aika thread.

[Kordox !UfMoEDoLLs No.]

Already been banned at least twice. Can't remember for sure any more.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386411
>hipsters
Don't lie, you don't go outside. You've never even seen a hipster before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386400
I love Chisame too ~

I want to force him to come with me in public dressed as a girl, and bring him to the park where we can sit in the sun and hold each other for hours and hours!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386414
There you go, don't fap too hard.
I'll get banned again, but it is for a good cause. Flandre is always a good cause.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386448

You won't be banned for loli on /jp/ unless meido is having a bad day.

[Anonymous No.]

I made a joke on /v/ about my xbox overheating and then I was banned from all boards for a month,
that was the first and only post I had ever made in /v/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386460
Meido can't even ban dumbass.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386467
Heh.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386366

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386467

Oh you.

[Anonymous No.]

I was banned for an official tits from mango in /a/. NSFW my ass.

[Anonymous No.]

I've been banned countless times on /a/ before the split for posting loli. I've never been banned once since coming to /jp/ despite posting obvious NSFW stuff at times. Oh well, saves me from restarting my router I guess.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386499

I wish people would stop calling it "mango". It was funny for maybe the first day or so.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386511
It was never funny, it's just been there for so long that people started calling it that seriously.

[Anonymous No.]

Got banned for posting the Virgin Killer coverart on some music thread.
Also got banned by a retarded mod who thought I was requesting loli porn on /a/. I got mad in the "plea" box and got unbanned.

I'm probably a really nice guy, because I'm on 4chan since 2004 and this is my only bans.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386460
Well last time it was only for 3 days so I guess it's no big deal.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386536
Forgot to add: funny thing is the image wasn't deleted...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386526
well the thing is, the whole artistic merit thing isn't really covered in some countries.

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned once for nsfw stuff here.
Then I got banned in /a/ for spamming guro or some shit, probably touhou.
Lastly I got a ban in /int/ for AT spam.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386560
why you spam AT you jerk

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386592
I just got curious about its code and stuff

also
>>5386560
>nsfw
Time to go to sleep.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386611
>appealing a ban in lowercase with punctuation errors

[Anonymous No.]

I once appealed a ban saying that there must have been a mistake, and that if I am unbanned I will continue to support moderation and the community.

They declined to unban me.

So I did it myself.

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>Getting banned for posting weapons on /k/ - Weapons

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386628
Do you want us to feel sorry for you or something?

[Marisa Kirisame !MARiSADA4A No.]

>>5386634
Nope. Just pointing out that OP is wrong.

[Anonymous No.]

In general I'd feel empathy for someone who was banned for no reason, but then it's you, so I'm sure it was justified.

[Anonymous No.]

Only massive faggots are proud of their bans and post screenshots of them

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

IM A HACKER

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386693
cool IP bro

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386693
teach me your secrets

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386709
>implying you know what to do with it

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>5386709
>>5386710
Thanks and no.

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned a few days ago in that age-MangaGamer thread. All I asked about was the fucking MG Game Engine.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386728
Reported.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386693
I've seen someone else with that same ban. I think it's an autoban for posting certain unicode characters.

[Anonymous No.]

actual screenshot here.
silly little namefags

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386693
whats the weather like in hernden virginia?

[Anonymous No.]

I have a bunch of these from when I was being a little shit on /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386693
and does your boss know you're posting on 4chan at work?

>inb4 hey guys i just got promoted

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>5386791
Yeap you should visit me sometime, ill make tea and cookies.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386806
lol yeah they havent banned for that in quite some time.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386321
Just enter the words "drug" and "critter" (without quotes) in reverse order in the comment box, your post will get rejected as you would expect for something filtered, but then it'll follow that up immediately by banning you for a day. Reason was a strange and nutty spammer in /jp/ and /g/. Part of his weirdness centered around a freebie linux toy program (which wasn't his effort, I think, as he seemed like a fairly mentally-helpless druggie type), which had those words in that order in the title.

[Anonymous No.]

I also got autobanned here a week ago for attempting to post a hotfile link. It's apparently blacklisted as a referral site. Didn't screenshot it though.

[Anonymous No.]

I got banned more making a thread about Mini Moni before.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386825
They ban at random, just whenever they're on and pissed at the world, they'll find something to ban somebody for, then repeat until they've gotten their rocks off and then leave. There isn't any consistent effort put into moderating this place at all.

[Anonymous No.]

i got banned for konata babyfuck on /a/, good times i guess

[Anonymous No.]

I was permabanned once for "spamming anontalk shit," but I wasn't actually doing anything of the sort, and hadn't even lurked much that day. It was lifted after a few minutes, though.

[White Ren !YLuFFdRcFQ No.]

Posting an image of that one girl with only one eye from Mai-Hime getting eye fucked in a thread was another ban, even though it was on-topic and relevant to the thread.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386849
yeah there is a lot of old shit they have never removed for some reason.

Like these wordfilters.
Also posting with the name of "Profit" "Jim" , also in reverse minus the quotes.
4chan sure has some dumbass ban holes to fall into...

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386905
by which i mean the wordfilters still exist and the name gets you banned, not that the wordfilters are bannable:
ie 7

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386905
I wish penis / vagina / buttsex showed highlighted on /jp/
That would be greaaaaat

[Anonymous No.]

Got banned on /jp/ because of trolling.

seriously. because of trolling.

fag mod is fag.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386942
Were you expressing your honest opinion or were you just being an obnoxious jerk purely for the sake of being an obnoxious jerk? Because if it's the latter then I can't say I have sympathy.

[Anonymous No.]

Been banned a few times the past few months for posting a banned url. Obviously, my post didn't contain one at all.

Funny enough I it occurring twice when I was posting in Dynasty Warrior/RotTK related threads. Can't think of any character names that would set it off though.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386962
IIRC it was just a random post of A >>> B in a certain A vs. B thread.

ergo: fag mod is fag.

[Anonymous No.]

I was once permabanned for calling a gloating femanon a slut.

Bullshit, I tell you.

[Houraisan Kaguya !NEATnUrmu2 No.]

The saddest ban I ever had was when someone was asking for the source of some doujin, after some digging, I found one uploaded to one of those knock-off Rapidshare sites, but the download was clean and the doujin was real, so I figured it was okay. I posted the link and got banned for a day, because the site was an auto-ban.

[Anonymous No.]

I post a lot of hentai manga here, sometimes it gets deleted, sometimes it stays, but I've never been banned so far.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5387004
this happened to me aswell, you should atleast get a warning.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5386333
>>5386339
WTF am i reading.jpg?!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5387039
Welcome to /jp/!

[Anonymous No.]

>>5387039
>WTF am i reading.jpg?!
Don't do that.
Also welcome to /jp/

[\oдo/ !C.A.Tdb5RI No.]

>>5387063
>>5387069
Can you welcome me too? Im not new but id just like some attention.

[Anonymous No.]

i got told /jp/ was less eletist than /a/, any truth in this matter?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5387084
Get the fuck out, retard.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5387084
not a word