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Let's brainstorm ideas for visual novels.

This came to me in a dream, I have decided to make it my life mission to make it a reality.

You are Burgy, an adolescent cheeseburger who has just started fast food high school and you desperately seek companionship.

You are socially awkward and people have a hard time talking to you. Yet the school is FULL of attractive females and you are itching for some snatch, are you man enough to learn the ways of a woman and become the smoothest cat on the block?

Heroines are all condiments. From the Sexy (and often slutty) and popular ketchup girl, the "Love it or hate it" kickboxing mustard, the brainy dijon bookworm to the spicy hot baddass biker barbecue chick. Your goal is to befriend and charm one until you and her become a complete meal.

I call it: "Sūpā shiawase na gigafasutofūdo natsu no gakkō no ai no hi"

>> No.5379877

good i'll take 20.

>> No.5379884

God fucking damn it, BOOF. Why did I chuckle?

>> No.5379885

I don't use any condiments in any food I eat, so single end for me

>> No.5379887

>Sūpā shiawase na gigafasutofūdo natsu no gakkō no ai no hi
I fucking lol'd.

>> No.5379888

Change the tired high school setting and I'll play it.

>> No.5379896

>>5379888
But it's FAST FOOD highschool!

>> No.5379900

Have you been watching too much ATHF?

>> No.5379902
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5379902

i do not like ketchup
sorry i will pass

>> No.5379910

>>5379902
relish?
horseradish?

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5379914

>the Sexy (and often slutty) and popular ketchup girl
An KETCHUP ROUTE??!

>> No.5379918

Ketchup or plain are the only good choices.

>> No.5379923

Can pickles be the obligatory bro route?

>> No.5379925

I like honey mustard. She can be a tsundere.

>> No.5379929

You better start saving up money until you're rich enough to hire an artist and writer then.

>> No.5379935

>>5379925
perfect.

the sweetness of honey and the bite of mustard.

>> No.5379937

>>5379923
Relish would be better.

>> No.5379940

where's my supersize extra story with a mayonnaise route

>> No.5379947

>>5379923
pickles can be your hilarious pet dog who occasionally steals the characters pantys.

>> No.5379948

ITT fatness

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>>5379947
>>5379925
Brilliant.

>> No.5379971

Foreign transfer student wasabi, not many people like her, however she has a small but devoted fanbase.

>> No.5379988

BOOF, can you put up your server?

>> No.5379989

Where is ketchup's cousin banana ketchup, and the ojou rémoulade? And small but powerful Tekka

and who's yandere? Tartar sauce?

>> No.5379996

>>5379988
I can try, I dropped my computer and broke some shit

again.

>> No.5380002

>>5379996
I thought you were running it off of your desktop?

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>>5379872

It's a most curious thing to come in a dream.

Yesterday night, I saw in a dream something I presume was an alternate dimension where proposed Lego sets that don't make the cut end up. So after some oddly traumatic exploration, I'm suddenly teleported into someone's living room, and it's equally suddenly some sort of Strike Witches side story or something because Eila and Sanya are there stuffing their faces with cake. And that point I'm telepathically aware there has been some sort of breakdown of order and apparently Eila has used her Striker stuff to make funnel cake or something.
Then suddenly this thing minus the Metal Slug alien comes in and is all like "This is an outrage! This is unforgivable!" And as I'm about to explain (explain what?) she cuts off and goes "I sense the culprit here in this room!" and starts walking around, pointing in my general direction. And just then I realise she can neither hear nor see me, but the others apparently can. Then I woke up.

>> No.5380050

>>5380013
I had a dream where I rang up bawson's order at a grocery store and double scanned some item that cost 500 million dollars, after which he chased me down the frozen foods isle. I then used my override card to turn him into a giant pie, and then I woke up

>> No.5380069

>>5380050

I knew there had to be a way to make something good out of even Bawson.

>> No.5380083

>>5380069
It wasn't very good though, bawson chasing you down is very terrifying.

The dream was probably onset due to excessive time wasted on /jp/ and a bad day at work

>> No.5380084

>>5380002
I am.

It's fixed now, I think.

>> No.5380091

>>5380084
Failed to connect

Also, how the hell did you drop your desktop?

>> No.5380094

i had a dream were i cut my leg, then i wake up and my leg was bleeding

>> No.5380104

Is there a hotdog bro route?

>> No.5380131

>>5380104

>hotdog

The guy has dog ears, a tail, and his angry sprite has him metaphorically erupting like a volcano.

>> No.5380151

>>5380091
Try now.

I saw a spider on the case and kicked it off the little shelf it was on.

>>5380104
hotdog is your little sister

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>> No.5380163

>>5380151
Still can't connect

And kicking your case is generally a bad idea.

>> No.5380168

There's gotta be a bro route somewhere. How about the angus beef?

>> No.5380172

Your rival could be steak, with his girlfriend A1.

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>>5379872
I am having difficulty visualizing it without getting hungry... guro route?...

Also, how are you today /jp/... having a nice day?

>> No.5380193

I once had a dream where I couldn't stop shitting. In the dream itself I was out with friends and I stopped at the men's restroom. I started shitting and it came out in hard chunks, and eventually I had to dig my hand in and pick out the chunks. Something lead to another and the next thing I remember was that I was shitting on a shovel in my garage and tried to hide it from my parents. Once I woke up my butt was really sore.

>> No.5380198

>>5380182
Mugen, you would be so much less annoying if you stopped avatarfagging. I really hate having to report every one of those posts.

>> No.5380222

I was gonna propose a VN where you attend the same school as the girls of K-On as a trap, but then I remembered that /jp/ probably hates anime.

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>>5380198
Can't you just... take it easy?... It's not like I kidnapped your Mom for ransom or killed your sister (if you have one)... I'm just well... being me...

>> No.5380232

Touhou VN

Every girl acts normally as they would in generic VN novels. Too bad for them you are a crazy lunatic out for blood. You have insane choices such as 1. rip off their neck with your teeth 2. foam from mouth and ejaculate onto face 3. rip off your own neck with your teeth. 4. rape them with your foot 5. bite their crotch ... etc.

>> No.5380234

>>5380221
Using the report button is easy.

>> No.5380237

>>5380198
Seconded.

>> No.5380238 [DELETED] 

>>5380198
>I really hate having to report every one of those posts.
You really don't have to force yourself you know...

>> No.5380247

>>5380232
>rip off your own neck with your teeth
But that's impossible.

>> No.5380250

>>5380238
See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Now your posts don't stick out as much and are less of an eyesore.

>> No.5380278

Where's the ideas /jp/?

I know you guys can think of something amazing.

>> No.5380309

>>5380278
see
>>5380232

>> No.5380314

So wait, let me get this straight. The ketchup bottom is fucking the burger? Are we looking at inanimate objects screwing or is there a "Ketchup-tan" or some crap like that?

>> No.5380317

>>5380314
you are a burger

you want the inside of ketchup-tan inside you.

>> No.5380326

Zeorymer VN, except you are always on Masaki mode and you rape everybody with an icicle.

>> No.5380328

>>5380317
Oooooh. And for a second, I thought it'll be some sort of VN of a sick guy fucking a ketchup bottom.

>> No.5380343
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>> No.5380351

>>5380278
Going the key route:

Burgy finds out that he has mad cow disease, and needs a dire operation to replace his beef patty. Doctors aren't sure whether the disease spread itself to the other condiments, but they suspect the worst. Nevertheless they're hopeful and Burgy gets the transplant as soon as possible. Burgy's condition keeps getting worse and worse, and with each passing week, he gets less visits from his few friends at highschool. Fast forward 6 months and nobody aside from his best friend, Balsamic-Vinaigrette visits him. Burgy is nearing his last few moments on food-earth and Balsamin~ finally confesses her love to him. Too sick to refuse (she's like his little sister almost), Burgy accepts her confession. They finally have hot passionate food sex, and eventually combine.

I don't really know were to take it from there.

>> No.5380358

>>5380278

>something amazing

Well... can promise something, but I can't promise amazing. That, and after watching Microsoft's show at E3 I'm about ready to rip the head off of the next person who says "amazing". But anyways...

Considering a VN based around Scandinavian folklore, the later kind that came way after Thor and Oden and was fully alive up until the turn of the century. Featuring creatures like the nix, classic trolls and the huldra. But I'm not sure how to go about implementing it in a good way, so for now it's only a consideration.

>> No.5380369

OK, this one came to ME in a dream so here we go.

You are Herbert. A raging pedophile that has had to live in your parents' toolshed since the age of 13. You are now 36.

Your parents pull you into their room and tell you that they have cashed in your trust and are forcing you to get a job.

After much hemming and hawing your Uncle Donald, a uncompromising shotacon, offers you a job as dorm supervisor at a boarding school for autistic children.

SEXY autistic children.

There's a catch. Uncle Don wants to fuck your brains out and all the retards at the school are horny as hell.

Thoughts?

>> No.5380372

>>5380343
needs those nerdy animu glasses

>> No.5380387

>>5380343
I hate to admit it, but I'm sort of impressed Mugen.

>> No.5380392

>>5380369
Would be worth it solely for equalitynow trolling.

>> No.5380397
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>>5380372

>> No.5380399

You are a gaijin otaku English teacher living in Japan.
You spend your life having people being hated and feared.
Every day you go to work, people stare at you on the bus and nobody will accept your interests. But over time, you get used to your worthless existence.

There are several paths you can take through the story. At first, all the women seem great.
But in the end, as you continue on whichever character path you take, you discover that they're not your type.

If you are successful, whichever character path you take, you will accidentally impregnate that women and be forced to marry her and abandon your previous hobbies.
You lose your job and have to find a shitty one to support your family and you now work everyday from morning to night every day of the week trying to etch out a living to maintain your meager existence.

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>>5380397
I mean these kind of glasses

>> No.5380420

>>5380343
MY DREAM IS TAKING SHAPE RIGHT BEFORE MY EYES

>> No.5380430
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5380430

guy shits 7 different kinds of shit over the course of a month

with the help of MAGIC each stool transforms into a girl

which heroine will he refuse to flush and let stay by his side??!

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>>5380416

>> No.5380443

>>5380432
you can do the character designs.

>> No.5380498

>>5380430
Distorted View listener?

>> No.5380505

>>5380430
puffy stool moe~

>> No.5380517

>>5380430
The end would be finding out the protagonist was actually hallucinating; there were no girls, only shit. Lots and lots of shit.

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>> No.5380558

NTR will be nice. Like some muscular french fry jock rapes (or not) ketchup after you started dating her.

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>> No.5380584

>>5380558
Sounds like one hell of a gangbang

>> No.5380596

Where the fuck is brown sauce-tan?

>> No.5380601

>>5380569
Eyes aren't fish-like enough.

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>> No.5380738
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Your teacher

>> No.5380844

You play as a hospice worker who takes care of a tsundere cancer patient. You get to know her ad you take care of her, and as her condition worsens you decide to quickly marry. During a brief period she gets a little better, but she had an abusive father and is mentally unstable and an abusive partner. You find that you have isolated yourself from your friends and only focus on the sickly girl. During that period of good health, you get her pregnant, and you can choose to keep it or not. Either way she gets worse, and eventually dies.

Later, the protag's former bro comes back to him and they talk shit out. You have dreams about her constantly, but you manage to live afterwards for the most part.

Like a Key game without the fantasy Key bullshit.

>> No.5380864

>>5380844
Also, you can fuck her doctor.

>> No.5380868

>>5380844
that seems horribly depressing.

>> No.5380870

What about french fries-tan?

>> No.5380917

>>5380844
If you're going to make this so /mu/, at least add in a route for BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM-tan as well.

>> No.5380940

>>5380844
;_;

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>> No.5381125
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5381125

You are the last Concorde jet. Your French caretakers have gone broke, and you've been sold as scrap. You're in an aircraft graveyard or some shit. Find love and fly away or get torn apart.

>> No.5381169

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>> No.5381274

Okay, so you're this miner right, and you're mining shit. One day, you find all kinds of minerals like coal, gold, iron, and diamond and shit. You're hauling this crap back to base and decide to rest because you're tired as fuck. You fall asleep, and wake up to four girls looming over you. Turns out the rocks were magical and the rest is your typical VN. This might work better as an anime.

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Okay, how about...

You are a Jewish cartoonist in 1942 Nazi Germany. You are deep in hiding and are forced to create anti semitic cartoons to survive.

you become attached to your cartoon characters and doze off, yes the entire game is a dream sequence.

Main character is a dreidel, you are very proud of your religion and are looking for that perfect woman to put that hutzpah back in your bagel.

Characters are:
Potato pancake-tan: sweet and lovable, just like a little sister. flat chest.

Yamaka-tan: a determined young hat who loves to be the life of the party. She puts the "HA" in Hanuka.

Oil lamp-tan: a real hottie, she is always the life of the party and often gets into trouble.

Bratwurst-kun: the bully who makes your life a living hell. He acts like he runs the whole shindig.

>> No.5381307

Oh my... I can't believe I'm actually half done coding the GUI for this Cheezeburger VN... I'll... upload it later...

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>> No.5381349

>>5380430
I'd laughed.

>> No.5381355

>>5381303

>Yamaka-tan

Its yarmulke.

Signed,

a jewfriend.

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>> No.5381373

>>5381355
Sorry about that whole extermination thing back in the 40's

We're cool now, right?

>> No.5381386

>>5381373

Its all good. We can take it easy.

>> No.5381390

>>5381355
Silly yiddish, it's kipah

>> No.5381392

>>5381307
Mugen, if you have to continue being on this site, please do things more like this instead of your usual avatarfaggotry.

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>>5381390

Kipah~

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>>5381303
Hala
Main Namen iz
INIGO MONTOYA
Ir killd main Tate
Bakomaan great chu straban

>> No.5382836

You are Odysseus, the greatest troll the world has known this side of Zhuge Liang. After wrecking Troy with your shenanigans, you decide to call it a day and return home. Fates think differently, and you face many dangers on the way back, in form of girls who lust for your cock. Routes include:

Calypso, a lonely recluse browsing the internet everyday (What are you talking about, of course ancient Greeks had internet), unwilling and unable to leave her island. She immediately falls in love with Odysseus and does everything he wants, but she has a yandere side as well, trying to escape at the wrong moment may lead to a bad end. Borderline insane from her confinement, her route would include events like her collecting her blood while you deflower her and insisting that you drink it to prove your love.
Polyphemus: One-eyed loli, childish but inhumanly strong. Confines you to her cave and rapes you continuously. You must get her drunk (despite her claims, she is still a brat and can't hold her liquor) and blind her to escape (you heartless bastard), whereupon she cries to her father Poseidon, who was already pretty pissed off at you.
Circe: A lesbian witch who, upon your arrival to her island, turns your crew into girls and captures them as her sex slaves. Unless you've prepared beforehand with moly, you will follow their fate and spend the rest of your days as a girl, with Circe growing a penis with her magic and filling you repeatedly in every hole.

>> No.5382845

>>5382836
Sirens: Tie yourself to mast or get raped. Simple, no?
Scylla: A beautiful nymph turned into a horrible monster, devouring sailors in her torment. However, her upper body is still very attractive, and if you can love her despite her monstrous lower half, she becomes the most obedient, loving wife you could ever hope for in her route. If you want to get past her, you can trick her with this, or go flank speed and lose some of your men. Charybdis is just plain a bad end.
Penelope: Canon end, surely you have read Odyssey?

Alternatively, Tam Lin VN. You are a man captured by the queen of fairies and seek to have offspring so that you can offer him as the fey tithe instead of yourself (you monster. ) There are two routes, one with the Queen, who treats you as her possession and abuses you, stepping on your dick while calling you mortal scum not worthy of even seeing a fey of her status. I guess she should be flat-chested as those pull that archetype best. Her bad end involves getting thrown into an infernal pit. If she likes you enough (98% tsun, won't ever admit it), she'll just find someone else ("Hmph, as if a mortal like you would ever be of value! I-it's just that I had another mortal at hand, t-that's all! " )

Janet good end plays like the ballad, her bad ends involve one of you being damned to hell in one way or another, including her offering herself as payment to the fae for your freedom or dropping you during the Halloween night, where both of you are caught and used as the tithe.

I should write Ramesses II and King Vikramaditya VN plots soon too.

>> No.5382861

Everything I ever wanted in a visual novel is already been made, with the slight exception of the world location it's set in.
Oh well, can't have everything you want, I guess ;_;

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>> No.5382865

>>5379872

Add Nutella (Sweet little brown Girl), Horse Radish, Sauerkraut, Worcestershire, and soy sauce as DLC girls.

>> No.5382883

Greek Mythology, except all the Gods and other important figures are little girls. I don't feel like fleshing this idea out because I'm too tired.

>> No.5382909

repostan

>Scientist-themed eroge. Choose between a psychologist, a biologist, a chemist, a physicist and a mathematician (the purest of sciences and waifus)

>> No.5382950

moar VNs with a loli protagonist.

>> No.5382982

>>5382909
i'm scarred forever from my 8th grade math teacher
craziest, angiest woman ever

>> No.5382989

>>5379871

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>> No.5383034

>>5382836
>her collecting her blood while you deflower her and insisting that you drink it to prove your love.
WHY DID THAT TURN ME ON SO MUCH?
...I hate you, /jp/.

>> No.5383047

How about a VN where Caster and Ilya get routes?

>> No.5383189

Copypasting some old ideas, my personal favorite short:
>Uh, there's various bedding there. I guess characters would be warm, caring blanket onee-sama, rough and tomboyish quilt-tan, childhood friend pillow-tan (scene where you sleep on her lap is obviously obligatory) and foreign student futon-tan.

>> No.5383194

And the longer one:

Now, I've had enough loli fucking, adult fucking, slut fucking, doggirl, catgirl, cowgirl, beegirl, prayingmantisgirl etc. fucking. Let's take it to the next level. In this game, you are going to pierce stars with your dick. Sumaga had the right idea with the names, but didn't go all the way with the execution, so here we go.

You would play as the most famous star of them all, the sun. An ordinary student attending Orion Spur High School, Class 2-G (Sun is actually class G2V, but that doesn't really make sense here. ), you're often teased by your rather short stature. You are as plain as people get, except for the nine stickers (or other small accessories, I don't really know what kids decorate their bags with those days) on your schoolbag (one of which, Pluto, you lose by accident during the course of the story. ) The third of those stickers seems to have its own mind, is capable of speaking and often offers you bizarre, often embrassing non sequiturs, such as greetings in various languages and sounds of random animals (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voyager_Golden_Record#Greetings)) or even somehow drawing very accurate pictures of naked people (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pioneer_plaque)) much to your embrassment.

The game itself would be a slice-of-life akin to Da Capo, with not much in the way of plot but just you and the girls doing whatever giant balls of gas anthromorphized as high school students would do. In the process, you would have a chance to fall in love with one of several fine damsels. Speaking of love interests, they are as follows.

>> No.5383196

>>5383194
Alpha Centauri A & Alpha Centauri B:
Being the closest stars to Sun by a considerable margin, the Centauri twins take the role of your childhood friends, their house being practically right next to yours. They also have a little brother, Proxima Centauri, who idolizes you but doesn't have an important impact on the story save the usual antics of a five year old child (such as skirt flipping, if Navel games are right. ) Not having many other friends in the neighbourhood (save Sirius, who attends college now and is an "elder brother" figure to you. The Dog Star is roughly 8.6 light years away, by the way - one of the closest and brightest stars around us. ) the twins are rather fond of you, and you in turn take it upon yourself to protect and help them.

Sirius is aware of the girls' crush on you, and attempts to subtly (and sometimes not so subtly) push you in the right direction, serving as the supporting character of this route.

>> No.5383200

>>5383196
Athletic, intelligent and sociable, Betelgeuse would have been the school idol if not for her wildly fluctating grades (being a variable star, Betelguese's luminosity tends to change periodically, though it is always quite bright, some tenth brightest star on average if I recall. ), fondness of mischief and generally tomboyish personality. Despite being a tomboy, her body is quite feminine, especially with regards to breasts (I use radiuses as relative breast sizes for female characters, and Betelguese's radius is amongst the largest known. ) Rigel (the actual overall brighest star in Orion despite its Beta Orionis designation) serves as her rival in all things, including breast size, much to her chagrin (Rigel's radius, though still sizeable by itself, is one-sixteenth of Betelgeuse, so Rigel would be a good cup size or two smaller. Also, there ought to be a scene where they find a measuring tape and ask you to measure their breasts, Rigel being unwilling to back down even if she knows she has no chance. She would then claim that even though her breasts are smaller, they feel better, demanding you to feel up both girls and judge. ) Rigel does hold a fair advantage over Betelgeuse however, being more stable and overall better in her academic prowess.

>> No.5383204

>>5383200
It is important to note that Betelgeuse may soon become a supernova (or might have been already ;_;) - this event would apparently outshine the moon when observed from Earth. While this could be represented as some form of debilitating disease, with Betelgeuse pretending she is fine while her illness gradually eats at her, I do not prefer this method as it is a well-known plot device and tearjerkers have no place in a game where you fuck stars. I'd rather if Betelguise outright exploded in a bright supernova and was prevented from becoming a black hole (which is what Betelgeuse will very likely end up as) by the power of love and turned into a neutron star instead. This has an added "benefit" - the radii of neutron stars are often very small, so Betelgeuse as a neutron star would be a little girl, hence a legal loli (She's 9 million years old, really!) Rigel would have a field day with that development too, shoving her breasts (now much larger by comparison) in Betelgeuse's face at every opportunity.

Lesbian hatesex is obligatory in this route.

>> No.5383208

>>5383204
Polaris:
The Northern Star is the class president, having taken her duty from former second year students Kochab and Pherkad, close friends that took turns regulating the class instead of leaving the boring responsibility on one person (so-called guardians of the pole, those two stars were the northern pole star from about 1500BC to 500AD, and Thuban was used as the north star before that. ) Polaris is the token shy girl, though she does have various odd talents (Polaris, in addition to being the current North Star, is useful for measuring distances due to a reliable relationship between the luminosities and flucation periods of stars of its class, and once a star's actual luminosity is measured, its distance can be found by comparing the amount of light earth sees. ) At any rate, you will take some pity in the quiet girl having trouble keeping the class in check and decide to help her, eventually developing a healthy relationship, despite your sticker taking a perverse interest in Polaris and turning out to be much more active than usual (there is a lot of research on Polaris due to its closeness and interesting properties. ) Kochab and Pherkad, being associates of Polaris due to living on the same street (they're Ursa Minor stars) may also show up to check on her, considering the current North Star as a little sister of sorts.

Of course, that's just a few ideas about who you can court, and all of those are in the Orion spur. There is the possibility of going after many others, like a star outside the Orion arm (transfer student from another school? ), a MILF nebula (stars are formed from nebulae, hence the latter can be considered "mothers". ) or a supermassive black hole such as Sagittarius A* (which should end with the girl eating you alive and going to school the next day with no evidence of the act but slightly larger breasts, given what radius translates to here. )

>> No.5383213

what the fuck?

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>>5383208
>>5383204
>>5383200
>>5383196
>>5383194

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>>5383194
>>5383196
>>5383200
>>5383204
>>5383208

Also, Arc had a good one about oceanliners.

>> No.5383669

Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually Greek godesses.
Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually hard drugs.
Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually nuclear submarines.
Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually 4chan boards.
Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually political parties.
Okay so typical high school setting VN but the girls are actually brainwashed soviet cyborg loli time travelers. Lenin accompanies you in form of a cute little husky puppy he is reborn into.

>> No.5383691

Greek Philosophy VN

Basic routes are Socrates, Plato, Gorgias, Protagoras, Empedokles and Parmenides. Loli Aristotle is the extra route.

>> No.5383693

I want to play a Harry Potter VN.

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The year is 2050 and the world is not unified under one all-powerful government. By now technology has allowed you to appear as an avatar on the internet. You're an ex-NEET hacker who despises the government because they forced you to find work. One day, you decide you've tolerated enough and that you're going to hack into the government database and leak all their secrets.

Different securities are represented by different girls, whom you have to defeat and give a hot dicking to in order to get to get to the next level, much like a key opening a lock. Failure to do so means that they can do whatever they want with your body.Can you manage to penetrate the deepest levels and reach the secrets the government has been hiding from you, or will you lose and be forever the slave of the government security-tans?

Pic related, you gain the special powers of girls you've defeated.

>> No.5383809

>>5383806
Woops typo, first sentence is now instead of not.

>> No.5383999

>>5383691
Fund it, as long as there's a foursome with Socrates, Plato and Aristotle.

>> No.5384264
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Here is a great idea someone posted a long time ago.

Fucking masterpiece.

>> No.5384283

>>5384264
The train surfing idea was genius too.

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