/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

You are making love with your waifu. As the two of you near climax she leg locks you and cries out for you to not cum inside of her. You struggle to free yourself was enough to push you over the edge and you ejaculate inside her.

After the act she rolls over and points her back at you. You walk around to the other side of the bed and find her pouting. What do you do?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>You are making love with your waifu
How can I do this? No, seriously, how do I make this happen?

[Anonymous No.]

I sage

[ZUN !barYV1VtIA No.]

You will never make love with your wife.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371570
*Points at her feet*

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371578
Drugs, lack of sleep and onahole?

[Anonymous No.]

I tell her she shouldnt have leg-locked me
And then I beat the message into her

[Anonymous No.]

I disregard the fact that her locking me and telling me something else not only gave conflicting messages, but also physically preventing one of those messages from being possible.

So I walk to her, try to get her to look me in the eye, and assure her that I will take responsibility. If she still pouts, I'll tell her that next time SHE can cum inside of ME.

Hopefully that'll get her to chuckle and cheer up, so we can actually have an adult conversation about what might possibly come. We can't possibly converse like adults if she's pouting and ignoring everything I say.

[Anonymous No.]

This is probably a good time to tell her that I'm seeing another man

[Anonymous No.]

[x] Toss the thread back to /a/

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371570

We'd lose our virginities to each other.
It'd be _awesome_.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371578
Lucid dreaming.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371570
Ask her what is wrong.

She then says, "I could feel you spurt your semen into my womb. You'll.....you'll take responsibility.....right?"

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

[X]Jump out the window.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371599
Unexpectedly mature answer. Good job Anonymous.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371599
.....whoa

That's pretty mature coming from Anonymous. Props buddy.

>Hopefully that'll get her to chuckle and cheer up, so we can actually have an adult conversation about what might possibly come. We can't possibly converse like adults if she's pouting and ignoring everything I say.

You have got to have been in a relationship with a 3D.

[Anonymous No.]

I make a thread about it on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371624
He was, to be sure. He sounds like he's at least in his late twenties if not older.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371599
Wow, that actually sounds like a good way to handle this. Don't blame her, even if its her fault and you know it's her fault. She probably realizes it too, and as long as you don't pounce on that and attack her, she'll come to realize she was at fault and forgive you, eventually.

If you bring it up and push the blame on her, she'll hate you for taking easy modo route.

Unless your waifu isn't that type of girl. Depends who your waifu is. I know my waifu would most certainly blame me at first, knowing that she locked me into her, but if I don't bring it up and act as if it really was my fault, she'd give in and admit that it was her doing. Then I take the opportunity to say that I was at fault too, for not being more careful.

Then we have adorable 2D children. We are both 2D right? I hope it's ME who went into the 2D realm to make this happen, and not the other way around...

[Anonymous No.]

Apologize, take responsibility, cuddle with her until she falls asleep, and then leave to pour myself a glass of the hardest liquor I can find because I'm not ready for parenthood just yet.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371587

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>>5371585

[Anonymous No.]

What a fucking retarded thread. Reported for "wat do" crap

[Anonymous No.]

What's it like to cum inside your waifu's womb?

[Arcueid Brunestud !ARCIkc4cG6 No.]

>>5371663

Feels like having to evade Child Support, man.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371624
No, I have no 3D experience whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371657
Y'know, you didn't HAVE to come into this thread. No one forced you to be here.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371671
Liar.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371674
He has autism.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371599
You will never be as great as this man ;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371671
Then I must say given your response you're more than ready to tackle it if it ever comes to that point.

Very mature approach I must say.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371663
Isn't that kind of impossible.

[Anonymous No.]

morning after pill, the end.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371678
You know most people here aren't as immature IRL as they act on /jp/

I think

[Anonymous No.]

I'd start with a:

"lol u mad?"

Then

>implying you didn't want me to cum inside you

Then wait to see her reaction face.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5371681
Thank you, Anon. I'm not into getting into an actual relationship though, but I do dream a lot about being in one with my waifu. My dreams tend to treat the relationship as realistically as possible.