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Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:22:45 2008 No.535984 [Reply] [Original]

Reimu is not an undead zombie. She never was, and never will be. The roots of her affliction are far deeper than that.

Reimu, you see, is an undead Lich.

Way, way back, in the second Touhou game, Mima gave an explanation of the ying-yang balls Reimu uses. The Hakurei Orbs absorb their user's power, storing it until they overflow and it is released in a single surge of energy.

For an ordinary shrine maiden, this wouldn't be a problem. But, one day, a certain young shrine maiden killed a few too many youkai, spent a little too much power. Her body, drained beyond the brink of death, had no power left to be absorbed. And so the Orbs took what was left: her very soul.

The energy of the orbs reanimated her body, but her soul has become trapped forever. And so, stripped of its core, her body began to decompose. The Shrine Maiden's spirit was perverted by the dichotomy of the Yin and Yang; she was divided between her moral engine, seeking absolute justice, and her murderous instinct, seeking absolute destruction.

The last Hakurei Shrine Maiden died that day, born again as Reimu the Destroyer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:24:56 2008 No.535993 So...Reimu's soul is in her orbs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:25:56 2008 No.535995 I'm not sure if I'll be able to sleep tonight after reading all of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:26:56 2008 No.535999 Reimu's balls are maximum.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:26:57 2008 No.536004 You sense a faint wave of psychic energy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:27:56 2008 No.536007 WHO'S GOT BIG BALLS SHE'S GOT BIG BALLS

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:31:39 2008 No.536035 File: 148 KB, 576x678, 1207019506818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:34:56 2008 No.536054 FOR THE LICH... QUEEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:36:56 2008 No.536064 >>536054 TouhouCraft III: Reign Of Danmaku?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:39:16 2008 No.536081 pardon me, but who the hell is portrayed on that pic?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:39:56 2008 No.536076 lol, balls

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:40:56 2008 No.536084 >>536076 BIG RED AND WHITE JIGGLY BALLS!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:41:56 2008 No.536088 >>536035 pardon me, but who the hell is portrayed on that pic?

>>	Komachi Onozuka !Lazy/Yg3N. Wed Apr 30 02:42:56 2008 No.536098 >>536088 Some bird youkai Reimu stole books from, I think.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Wed Apr 30 02:44:12 2008 No.536106 File: 79 KB, 455x640, 628344.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536088 Tokiko

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:45:56 2008 No.536110 >>535984 MY LIFE FOR REIMIUR!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:46:05 2008 No.536113 File: 249 KB, 500x700, REIMU YOU MUST DIEEE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>535984

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:53:18 2008 No.536134 File: 4 KB, 128x128, tokiko2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:53:46 2008 No.536135 File: 22 KB, 283x463, tokiko3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:54:56 2008 No.536141

>The Shrine Maiden's spirit was perverted by the dichotomy of the Yin and Yang; she was divided between her moral engine, seeking absolute justice, and her murderous instinct, seeking absolute destruction.

Good thing too. Without any external threat to the balance, these two forces cancel each other out, so when not out laying waste to those who disturb Gensokyo Reimu is inert.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:55:30 2008 No.536144 File: 274 KB, 518x540, tokiko4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:55:48 2008 No.536145

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ǝɹǝɥʇ ʎ11ɐuıɟ sɐʍ ı ɯopbuıʞ ʎɯ ʇɐ pǝʞoo1
ɹǝʇɐ1 noʎ 11ǝɯs ǝɯoɥ 'oʎ ʎqqɐɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝ11ǝʎ ı puɐ
ʇɥbıǝ ɹo uǝʌǝs ʇnoqɐ ǝsnoɥ ɐ oʇ dn pǝ11nd ı

ɹıɐ-1ǝq oʇ ǝɯoɥ oʎ 'ʇı ʇǝbɹoɟ ʍou ʇɥbnoɥʇ ı ʇnq
ǝɹɐɹ sɐʍ qɐɔ sıɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐs p1noɔ ı buıɥʇʎuɐ ɟı
ɹoɹɹıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔıp ɐ pɐɥ puɐ ɥsǝɹɟ pıɐs ǝʇɐ1dsuǝɔı1
ǝɥʇ ɹɐǝu ǝɯɐɔ ʇı uǝɥʍ puɐ qɐɔ ɐ ɹoɟ pǝ1ʇsıɥʍ ı

¡ʇɥbıɹ1ɐ ǝq ʇɥbıɯ sıɥʇ ɯɯɥ
'ǝʞı1 uıʌı1 ɹıɐ-1ǝq ɟo ǝ1doǝd ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ sıɥʇ sı
ssɐ1b ǝubɐdɯɐɥɔ ɐ ɟo ʇno ǝɔınظ ǝbuɐɹo buıʞuıɹp
'pɐq sı sıɥʇ oʎ 'ssɐ1ɔ ʇsɹıɟ

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:56:18 2008 No.536148 File: 985 KB, 800x1300, tokiko5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 02:56:56 2008 No.536150 >>536141 So she's a noble gas?

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:57:16 2008 No.536152 File: 22 KB, 450x500, tokiko6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:57:52 2008 No.536154 File: 110 KB, 513x700, tokiko7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 02:58:14 2008 No.536156 File: 89 KB, 400x589, tokiko8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:00:56 2008 No.536158 >>536150 No she's a Dragonball.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:01:42 2008 No.536163 File: 14 KB, 200x200, tokiko9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:02:06 2008 No.536167 File: 23 KB, 315x490, tokiko10.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:02:21 2008 No.536168 File: 38 KB, 480x384, tokiko11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:03:13 2008 No.536173 File: 51 KB, 400x400, tokiko12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Wed Apr 30 03:03:31 2008 No.536175 File: 161 KB, 700x700, 526673.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol, tokiko fanart.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:03:36 2008 No.536176 File: 163 KB, 400x559, tokiko13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:03:58 2008 No.536178 File: 159 KB, 644x900, tokiko14.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:04:30 2008 No.536182 File: 19 KB, 450x500, tokiko15.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:04:47 2008 No.536184 File: 23 KB, 450x500, tokiko16.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:05:26 2008 No.536188 File: 161 KB, 815x1192, tokiko17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:05:58 2008 No.536193 File: 129 KB, 801x1193, tokiko18.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:06:02 2008 No.536194 File: 314 KB, 1070x1514, 137r_027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:06:41 2008 No.536199 File: 190 KB, 820x1182, tokiko19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:07:13 2008 No.536201 File: 156 KB, 802x1198, tokiko20.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:07:41 2008 No.536203 File: 49 KB, 450x450, tokiko21.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:08:56 2008 No.536207 Cute bird is cute.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:08:56 2008 No.536213 >>536194 Silly Suika, that's not how you summon Eirin.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:09:03 2008 No.536215 File: 529 KB, 900x750, ANGRY4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536201 THAT MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:10:05 2008 No.536223 File: 352 KB, 1070x1514, 137r_028.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536194

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:13:13 2008 No.536239 File: 132 KB, 358x492, yuyusip.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm sorry, I cooked the rest of the bird pictures.

>>	None !KYON.wwv9s Wed Apr 30 03:15:08 2008 No.536247 File: 155 KB, 567x567, 070818.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536239 You monster

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:16:56 2008 No.536253 >>536223 FALLLLCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 03:17:47 2008 No.536266 File: 25 KB, 300x300, quoteze.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>536247 Kyon and Myon rhyme, ze~.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 03:21:56 2008 No.536300 >>535984 Big fingers are big.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 13:42:56 2008 No.538458 >>536199 PATCHY NO!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 13:48:56 2008 No.538466 Reimu's more of a necropolitan than a litch. She's sophisticated, enjoys the finer things in undeath, doesn't feel the need to cart a damn phylactery around.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 13:53:56 2008 No.538484 >>536141 tl;dr REIMU'S BALLS ARE INERT, EXCEPT WHEN THEY'RE IN MOTION.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 14:07:56 2008 No.538501 From an molecular point of view, everything is inert when not moving. Of course, everything is moving.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 14:13:56 2008 No.538506

>>538501
The universe itself is a fluidic system, so everything is constantly in motion.

My point is that Reimu's balls are inert in relation to each other when they have nothing to act against, in that with nothing to act against they act against each other, thus negating each other's force.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 22:01:56 2008 No.540047 >>536194 >>536223 Sauce please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 22:39:56 2008 No.540225 >>540047 Unparalleled Inebriation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 23:40:56 2008 No.540506 >>540225 Thanks

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 23:47:03 2008 No.540536 File: 47 KB, 192x237, reimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She's got balls of steel

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 23:52:42 2008 No.540552 File: 14 KB, 200x228, ran1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:34:56 2008 No.540729 >>536194 a haniwa doujin that I don't have? What is this?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 00:55:56 2008 No.540812 >>540729 This is a link to it, >>540225 But it's untranslated :<

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:02:56 2008 No.540835 >>540812 that's alright, I have some moonspeak powers.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 01:50:56 2008 No.541042 >>540835 Does this mean we'll see a translation in the near future?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 02:24:31 2008 No.541230 File: 312 KB, 1070x1514, 137r_035.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>541042 Yeah, I already started on making it not in japanese anymore. Have a free sample page.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 03:09:56 2008 No.541474 >>541230 lol, Raymonde.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:30:50 2008 No.542539 >>541042 I don't like translating touhou stuffs because I don't have the patience to check through the entirety of voile to be sure that nobody else is already working on it.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Thu May 1 06:32:02 2008 No.542549 >>542539 You don't have to sift through voile. http://www.pooshlmer.com/touhouwiki/index.php/Potential_Comics

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:38:15 2008 No.542574 >>542549 I find it hard to believe that haniwa and hole of yago stuff is going untranslated!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:45:18 2008 No.542587 >>541230 NONE OF THAT MEANS ANYTHING

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:49:07 2008 No.542595 >>542549 How nice of them to not provide archive uploads of any of the shit they need translated, so that even if I wanted to help I'd have to click on it page by page. And if I happened to want to save it, I'd have to go to even more trouble. ugh.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Thu May 1 06:54:49 2008 No.542607 >>542595 Use DownloadHelper or similar program to get all the files in one click.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 06:55:23 2008 No.542610 File: 145 KB, 374x420, 1209624923635.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The REIMU in my other pants might make a BIT OF DIFFERENCE you guys. Unless she's managed to improve somehow!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 07:14:06 2008 No.542661 >>542607 that still requires a bunch of extra work that just uploading a damn archive would fix. Especially in the odd case where pages happen to be posted out of order.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 14:54:01 2008 No.543997 >>541230 Is it being translated into English?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:03:50 2008 No.544024 So what kind of stats does Reimu have? Level 20 Shrine Maiden with lich template sounds pretty cool.

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Thu May 1 15:10:34 2008 No.544037 >>541230 AWAY FROM HERE, QUEBECOIS DIALECT! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS TO YOU!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:10:58 2008 No.544040 >>541230 Mon esti de tabarnac? C'est quoi cette scantrad. En tout cas si t'en a plus passe moe les j'ai full aime la parti ou elle veu l'exterminer.

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Thu May 1 15:13:03 2008 No.544046 Typin in Quebecois should be a bannable offense.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:54:36 2008 No.544182 >>544046 Not even a little ''esti''?

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Thu May 1 15:55:39 2008 No.544189 >>544182 Not even a little "esti". Keep Quebecois for real life conversations.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 15:57:17 2008 No.544192 Tabarnak de saint ciboire, c'est nulle

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Thu May 1 15:59:12 2008 No.544196 >>544192 Nulle? NULLE? What are you, French? You're supposed to say "pourri" or "d'la criss de marde". Sheesh.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:01:07 2008 No.544205 >>544196 Disregard that, I suck Caribou cocks.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:04:28 2008 No.544217 >>544205 No srsly I want moar... criss

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Thu May 1 16:10:03 2008 No.544238 >>544217 Not with this kind of language you don't.

Anonymous Thu May 1 16:43:55 2008 No.544365
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>>544238
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EqhWt1C0wE
"Raymonde Ouelette" is the only "Pays Magique" resident with a French Canadian dialect.... Okay, "Fanny Lauzier" does have one too, but she usually doesn't let it show.
And now for something completely different.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:48:13 2008 No.544381 File: 379 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_108.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544365

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:49:42 2008 No.544389 File: 388 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_109.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544381

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:52:02 2008 No.544396 File: 360 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544389

Anonymous Thu May 1 16:55:18 2008 No.544413
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>>544396
You know, it's only after I fully edited this french fakeslation that I realised the dialog might be going in this direction :
-OH, the shampoo won't work if you don't put mushroom in it.
-WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
-You said you didn't want something with mushrooms in it! Make up your damn mind!

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:56:03 2008 No.544416 File: 406 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544413

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:59:09 2008 No.544431 File: 324 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_113.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544416

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 16:59:46 2008 No.544437 File: 380 KB, 1075x1517, 132r_114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>544431 And I'm done.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 1 19:08:53 2008 No.544966 >>541230 >>544365 >>544381 >>544389 >>544396 >>544413 >>544416 >>544431 >>544437 why do these words arouse me more then the pictures?

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