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[SPOILER] No.5357593[SPOILER]  [Reply] [Original]

You know what /jp/, I've got a bit of a confession to make

I've been posing as a NEET this entire time when I really do have a job. It's not a particularly well paying job and my co-workers are lazy bastards that sleep around, but it's at least something that gives me a roof over my head, provided that it isn't broken.

We tend to have this big problem with the security you see. The bouncer tries to act big and tough but in truth everyone already knows that nothing is going to happen to them. And what's worse is that the staff who are on the floor with me never really to do anything to help out anyone but themselves. So i'm left to do all the work and pick up after everyone else's mess. I'd tell my boss of course, but she doesn't really seem to care about anyone but herself. That's fine by me though.

Actually, I suppose you could say that I've got a thing for my boss. She's a lot older than me, but my god she's smoking. Some might say she's lazy or manipulative, but thats the way the employed world works right? I only really took the job in the first place because I really didn't have anywhere else to go, so I suppose i'm thankful to her for that.

I just wish that she and her sister would stop fighting on the floor all the time. It really upsets everyone and makes my work harder. You know that feeling when everything slows down just before something bad happens? Lets just say that happens to me a lot. I heard she had a restraining order put on her for several years, but now that that's over I'm sure she's out for a little revenge.

In short, I just wanted to let you all know that having a job really isn't so bad. Even if everything looks bleak, you've still got a future as long as you've got something to busy your mind with day to day.

Now if you'll excuse me, lady remilia needs her tea.

>> No.5357602
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5357602

You've already crossed over to the dark side, I don't have to listen to you.

>> No.5357604

Oh you.

>> No.5357605

Reported.

>> No.5357607

Poor OP, I doubt many people will read through all that.

>> No.5357615
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5357615

Hiri-chan is pleased.

>> No.5357621

>>5357615
Yes please.

>> No.5357623

>I really do have a job
stopped reading.

>> No.5357625
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5357625

>>5357621

>> No.5357626

>>5357607
I actually spent the time to do that. I giggled at the very end.

>> No.5357627
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5357627

I really didnt see that coming

>> No.5357630

>>5357593
lol...You got me.

>> No.5357634

I bet OP makes those Sanae is a slut threads.

>> No.5357637

Well done OP.

>> No.5357656

This is now a Hiri-chan thread

>> No.5357659
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5357659

tell us the story about how you won employee of the month OP

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