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[Anonymous No.]

Which Touhou would accept you and all your flaws as a freeloading, floorshitting creep?

[Anonymous No.]

in because QUALITY THREAD.

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5356414
I don't shit on the floor, but I am a freeloader...Kaguya.

[Anonymous No.]

Sakuya

She works for free anyway and loves cleaning for her master.

[Anonymous No.]

Reimu treats everybody the same.

[Anonymous No.]

Satori.
[Spoiler]I don't shit on the floor though.[/spoiler]

[Anonymous No.]

Satori.
I don't shit on the floor though.

[Anonymous No.]

I am perfect and thus the only Touhou that would accept me( and the only one whom I would want to be accepted by) is Shikieiki. That's because all of the other Touhous would constantly question if they were good enough for me while Shiki would inspect me and find nothing wrong at all. In fact, I would be the one lecturing her.

*I walk into her office*

"Shiki, sit up straight! If you slouch all the time your back will be crooked."

"Shiki, you look tired. Your eyes are half closed and in this state you'll make errors in your work. Go take a short nap."

"Here, I brought you some water. You know, you really don't drink enough water daily. You need six glasses for peak performance. Or was that eight...?"

[Anonymous No.]

putting aside freeloading and floorshitting, who is your favorite touhou and why?

[Anonymous No.]

Sanae. Forever and ever.

I dont floorshit, the bathroom is about less than 30 second walk away. Not that hard.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

Shizuha. We get together quite well.

She is my wife, after ll.

[Snork !IR7ogMhC0s No.]

>>5356448
With hostility.

[Anonymous No.]

None of them

[Anonymous No.]

Kaguya. We would shit on the floor together

[Squeak !!jYfsr0kQzXH No.]

>>5356500
>>5356500
Shikieiki, a thousand times Shikieiki.

[Anonymous No.]

Parsee....we could be jealous of each other...;_;

[Anonymous No.]

Patchy, because her smell will cover the scent of the shit on the floor.

[Anonymous No.]

Are you insinuating I don't have the face of a baby, an ass like a marshmallow, and the voice of an angel?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356500
I want Utsuho to be the mother of my children.

Just because.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5356658

Utsuho is youkai scum.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5356617

Voice of angel is fine but are you insinuating that a babyface and marshmallow ass are good things?

[Anonymous No.]

Alice, I can see myself being roommates with her.

We could ignore each other in preference for our hobbies, and only occasionally remember each other's presences, also I like dolls, so I wouldn't mind watching all her dolls.