/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

why do you still live?
What do you hope to accomplish by living?

Why won't you die, Anon?

Touhou?, Visual Novel, Ronery, accomplishing the /JP/ Dream, or simple instinct?

Most hikkys and NEETS will probably end up like this old man, struggling to continue to live even when every hope of redemption has vanished.

[Anonymous No.]

This isn't my real life.
Someday I'll wake up and become something
Someday

[Anonymous No.]

>>535562
Something op doesn't know is that,
We are going up, every day.

We are going up.

[Anonymous No.]

Being dead sucks. Life is the only thing to do. When you're dead, you're pretty much left with waiting in line to live again.

[Anonymous No.]

thats fucked up why kick that old man

[Anonymous No.]

Beats me, I've pretty much given up on the future as it is. Not that it matters anyway, we'll all be dead in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535577
which doomsday do the tinhats predict?

[Anonymous No.]

Death bed, life lived, real thing, etc.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535588
Large Hardron Collider.

Either we all die, learn more about the beginnings of the universe, or open a hueg portal to Gensokyo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535574
Because apparently, it was SPARTAAA.

[Anonymous No.]

I would love to end up like that old man. First of all, he's in Japan. Second of all, he's being kicked by a Japanese girl, and he probably didn't have to pay for it! Third of all, he has one of those awesome motorized wheelchairs. If I had one of those, I'd never have to walk anywhere... ever!

I wonder what his sign says.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535577
LHC?

[Anonymous No.]

Also, I wouldn't mind living as a hobo. I'd be following the footsteps of Kaiji, Simon and Phoenix wright.

[(ﾟ 3ﾟ) Onsokumaru !!ncYyB/oJlJM No.]

I'll have a decent job and live in a small apartment.

[Anonymous No.]

Haven't you heard? LHC has been delayed to november. Enjoy living for another 5 months.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644

aaaaah fuck

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644

FUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644

Fuck.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535651
>>535653
>>535655
This is probably the best response that I've ever gotten from all my posts on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644
Every anon is kaiji in the inside..
We'll even bet our own lives if we're promised glory.

I mean, if our entire life was a piece of shit and we're promised a moment of glory, who the fuck wouldn't accept.

I prefer a moment of glory, rather than a life full of misery in every corner.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644
lol no. According to the Cern website everything is going just as keikaku'd

[Anonymous No.]

>>535664

YES
WHOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.]

>>535644
GENSOKYO..
IT WAS SO CLOSE...
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>535664

[Anonymous No.]

I'm hoping to rewrite physics, coming up with a new fundamental theory which resolves the problems in relativity and QM, and leads humanity into a new golden age, a second enlightenment.

Failing that, I'm going to finish all my video games.

[Anonymous No.]

>TL Note: keikaku means planned.

>>535660
It wouldn't be too bad. You either die pretty much instantaneously or end up being rich, win/win.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535664
Oh shit, I must have misheard the year it on NPR. I HAVE TO MAKE PREPARATIONS!

[Anonymous No.]

>>535660

Yes.

I would do it.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535676
we're already dead in the inside, the only reason we have for living is only one:

survival instict.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535664
Either way, I thought the hardons wouldn't collide until 2 months after stuff was put in.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535675
Wait til 2012 when we either die to a worldwide catastrophe or witness the birth of the technological singularity. Actually work on it now, since that's probably a huge part of the singularity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535671
So we die when the balls start touching?

[Anonymous No.]

I live for two reasons; because I'm too lazy and indecisive to kill myself, and because it would make my important people unhappy. I'm definitely making them somewhat unhappy by failing at life, but at least they can hold out hope that one day I'll fulfil my 'potential'. They'd be way more bummed if I just up and offed myself.

>>535660
To have something that you'd consider glorious to attain and important enough to stake your life on would be enough for me; I wouldn't mind if I failed horribly and died with a whimper.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535695
They don't just touch, they smash together.

[Anonymous No.]

too much of a pussy to kill myself. pain scares me.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535725
Garbage bag over head, secure it with duct tape around the neck. It should have enough oxygen in it so you can breathe for a bit until the carbon dioxide level has built up by which stage you'll pass out and subsequently die.

[Anonymous No.]

This thread is getting depressing, have a yotsuba.

[Anonymous No.]

why do you still live?

I have yet to have an intersection with laws of physics that would result in cessation of my existence.

>What do you hope to accomplish by living?

Have fun.

>Why won't you die, Anon?

None of my vital functions have crapped out yet. I intend to keep it that way as long as nature permits :)

[Anonymous No.]

what does the sign on the op pic say?

[Anonymous No.]

Instead of suicide, I'd rather train every day and aspire to become this man. Then once I obtain such power, I would track down every single person, every existence I see fit that should be erased by mangling them all until they're no longer able to be identified by the eyes.

[Anonymous No.]

i'm actually feeling pretty tired lately, and not really caring about much of anything. maybe it's time i threw in the towel.

[Anonymous No.]

Personally I dream of being a good father. I'm pretty much going to dabble into a bit of everything. National Guard until I can receive pension, accounting, teaching, and probably pick up violin.

I imagine I could run a small public accounting firm from my home handling the finances of local small businesses, I'll set my own hours so I can continue going to drill in the guard 1 weekend a month 2 weeks a year, or go ahead and teach for local schools either as a gym teacher from my army training or a business teacher from my accounting background. All in all I think my ambitions are realistic reachable and very fulfilling.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535849

i like you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535782

/thread

[Anonymous No.]

>>535849

You're my kind of target.

[Anonymous No.]

>>535862
Can I come over to your house and fuck your sister?

[Anonymous No.]

>>535889

Only if we get to fuck her together.

[Anonymous No.]

I have a job you fucking losers
why do people assume everyone here is jobless

[Anonymous No.]

>>535922
Even people with jobs can still be losers. The only winners own businesses, not work for them.

[Anonymous No.]

Nearly every one of my blood relatives has attempted suicide. Some of them succeeded, most failed LOLOL.
Having sisters and aunts trying to off themselves scared me when I was a little cowardly kid. When I became a cowardly teenager, it was depressing.
I don't know how it happened, but something snapped and suddenly it started being -fucking- hilharious. Since then, I haven't once felt the urge to be an hero.

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>>535849
Truth though, I'm a NEET and its fucking turning my life to shit. Hence the national guard part. This country is full of people just like me, or useless thugs bred by the new black media movement here in the US. We, now more than ever, need a draft.