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I can't get past level 1 in this game. Am I ready to 1cc SA?

http://nintendo8.com/game/35/gradius/

>> No.5350147

yeah you are now ready for tohoo

>> No.5350148

You are way beyond ready
You're too good to play Touhou anymore.

>> No.5350165

Gradius sucks. It's run into bullets the game.

>> No.5350204

>>5348865
Play the arcade version not some downwatered shitty port

>>5350165
>gradius not awesome

I see that you are a complete idiot.

>> No.5351408

I prefer R-Type.

>> No.5351418

You are ready when you can do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYv2GUTCd9Q

>> No.5351483

>>5351418
What the hell is going on there?
Such a clusterfuck.

>> No.5351500

>>5351418
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>> No.5351723

lol you fucking suck, i can kill the last boss without breaking a sweat

>> No.5351738

>>5351723
I bet you copy+paste this in every thread about a game you have never played.

>> No.5351768

>>5351738

nobody explain the joke please

>> No.5351967

>>5351768
It actually only dawned on me after I read your post. I was thinking of Big Core at first.

>> No.5355614

FUCK THE VOLCANOS FUCK!

>> No.5355620

/jp/ is danmaku/shooter heaven, thanks for this nostalgic shit, OP.

>> No.5355625

Whoever made the fast-scrolling levels can eat all of the dicks in the world.

>> No.5355663

I have found the secret to surviving the volcanos!

Get ? and hide on the top left corner... missles and other forms of firepower are a bonus

>> No.5355659
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5355659

>>/jp/ having trouble with a game I beat when I was literally 7 years old.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoCzwP8Cbjw

>> No.5355679

>>5351418
What the hell happen in the end?

>> No.5355684

You guys do know that ZUN loves this game, right? He feels nostalgic of it.

>> No.5355724

>>5348865
>I can't get past level 1 in this game

This is me with level 1 Gradius 3 on PS2.
I can do Gradius 4 on the same disc so I know it's not me.

Those checkpoints are total bullshit.

>> No.5355733

thunderforce 4 makes every other horizontal shooter seem like ass

>> No.5355749

>>5351418
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTn0I3xnVMc

>> No.5355756

>>5355749
I meant >>5355679

>> No.5355783

>>5355684
So my Japanese masters love this game? Then I love it too, just like Walfas!

>> No.5355797
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5355797

I play parodius. Yes, I'm weird.

>> No.5355809

>>5355797
And yes, that is a piece of shit in a Sailor Jupiter outfit.

>> No.5355830

>>5355724

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmNzLLSdcvo

Yeah the Gradius 3 Arcade version was crazy. It pretty much has to be 1 life cleared. It's a good game though. Try the SNES version with an emulator; it doesn't have those wacky checkpoints.

>> No.5355893

>.5355797

Parodius is hella fun.

>> No.5355927
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5355927

now more toehoe related.

>> No.5355956

>>5355893
>he doesn't know how to quote

>> No.5356006
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5356006

Now less toehoe related.

>> No.5356647

>>5355956

/implying

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