/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

Okay chums, here's everything you need to know about the Toho games.

Begin with Embodiment of Scarlet Devil, this is the point at which Touhou was created. PC-98 doesn't count, obviously, because it is so absurdly old and the pixels make it difficult to make porn of.

Okay, move on to Perfect Cherry Blossom. See that thing? Hitbox. Nice, huh? Anyway, it all goes downhill from here, sorry.

Imperishable Night! It's a game about aliens and time management. Not quite as good as PCB, and your mileage may vary with the two-man team mechanic.

Mountain of Faith is up next. Heralded as the end of Touhou, people promptly mellowed out as they found new waifu fodder/did a Marisa B play-through. Zun retires Sakuya to introduce a truly original character. A GREEN shrine maiden.

Subterranean Animism is our last stop. Remember when I said PCB was the best you were going to get? Apparently I am a fucking liar. Or not. They're both stellar installments.

Some people might tell you there are other Toho games. Those people are communists.

Also, all the games end with the main characters and antagonists sharing some tea/sexual tension, in case you are bad at the danmaku.

Best Regards,

Anonymous

[Anonymous No.]

safe blud, init

[Anonymous No.]

SPOILER ALERT

[Anonymous No.]

>No PoFV
;_;

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342431

[Y10NRDY !kxh.1oTAkU No.]

You are gay.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342447

I disagree.

[Anonymous No.]

>No UFO
>No PoFV

Op is the single biggest faggot in the world.
Even a bigger one than you.
Yes you.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342462

But UFO was shit.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342462
I don't know about that. I'm a pretty big faggot.

[Anonymous No.]

Touhou needs more Fallout.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342471
It has the best characters since TH6, the best music since TH7 and the most gorgeous atmosphere of any touhou game.

You only hate it because you suck at getting UFOs.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342478
And yes, OP is a bigger one still.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342497

Oh wow, you should look into a career in politics. I can barely smell your disingenuity.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342501
>implying he is not OP

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342529

He's not. That's me!

[Anonymous No.]

Start with Subterranean Animism, disregard everything else.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5342497

How does it feel to have skipped MoF, the best touhou game?

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5342624
More like the easiest to 1cc on any difficulty above easy, including extra.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5342634

Hey, faggot. I wasn't talking about PCB.

[Anonymous No.]

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[Anonymous No.]

>>5342497
>best characters since 6
They are the most unlikeable ones, except Byakuren, they are just plain horrible.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342637
Hah, MoF is a joke aside from Aya and Kanako. Enjoy your free bombs and optional spellcard dodging.

[『五角场 ～之～ 无名氏』 No.]

There are other Toho games

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5342645

Enjoy your sloppy game/50 free lives game/Shit game/Decent but hated game/grazecirclejerk game/fucking horrible game?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342648
You're speaking of the awesome Mystic Square, correct?

[Bern !FAGetWqs1I No.]

>>5342643

>they are just plain horrible

FUCKER DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT LONELY UMBRELLA GIRL

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342624
>How does it feel to have skipped MoF, the EASIEST touhou game?

Fixed that for you.

Despite that I still fucking love Stage 4's theme.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5342656


I'm guessing you started touhou last week with that sort of opinion?

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342656
>MoF
>easiest
Both IN and PCB are easier than MoF, to the point of ridiculousness. Borders and deathbombing are just easymodo.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342651
Enjoy your shitty chaining/70+ bombs/unlike you, I'm not exaggerating/memorization.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342462
Shut up communist.

[Shifty Scandaroon No.]

>>5342660

>70 bombs

except if i do the math since you get 50 free lives in pcb you have way more bombs in pcb than mof

especially if you use 4 bomb sakuya

you're a bad troll

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342659
IN is easier if you're using Reimu/Yukari, yes, but not otherwise. MoF gives you the boms to cleave your way through until Kanako's last spell, where IN gives you far fewer bombs, but the patterns are really easy.

[Anonymous No.]

>>5342669
You only get 12 lives, so yeah.