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Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:31:29 2008 No.534122 [Reply] [Original]

It is estimated that at least 1,000 people browse /jp/ on a daily basis. 200 of them post on a daily basis.

Lets assume each one of these have one waifu

Lets assume that only about 200 possible waifus in /jp/.

Now, if each anon has a waifu, and there are 200 Waifu's and 1000 Anon, that means each waifu has 5 anon husbando.

tl;dr Why is your waifu such a slut?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:33:35 2008 No.534131 File: 31 KB, 144x351, 1209501215990.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Your argument is glib. There is waaaaay more waifus than 200. And there is only one Wufai. <3

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:33:43 2008 No.534132 File: 288 KB, 800x600, 1209501223529.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu is not a slut

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:33:57 2008 No.534134 So what you're saying is the 800 people who don't post also lay claim to my waifu? That's stupid and you're a fag.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:34:06 2008 No.534136 my waifu is from an obscure OVA series released only on betamax.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:34:28 2008 No.534137 Shut the fuck up you fucking nigger faggot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:34:50 2008 No.534141 File: 241 KB, 1300x1400, 1209501290961.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu is not a slut

Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:36:04 2008 No.534148
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She may be a slut, but I can understand.
I'd rather be the one she goes to for support after a drunken night, having gotten the shit fucked out of her and dropped by some asshole.
That'd be cute.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 20:36:55 2008 No.534151 File: 167 KB, 1400x1050, 1209501415689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu is not a...o wait

>>	Anonymous of Croatia !na1byG1GU. Tue Apr 29 20:44:58 2008 No.534195 File: 11 KB, 218x320, 1209501898256.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My waifu is no slut!

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 22:20:02 2008 No.534566 >>534122 >Lets assume that only about 200 possible waifus in /jp/. Wow, Drake equation much?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 22:24:03 2008 No.534583 this does not work because nobody here has a wife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 22:27:10 2008 No.534593 Problems with your equation. My Waifu is sakura. She has an average of 5 anon at ONCE. Basically, Not all waifu need be divided evenly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 22:27:48 2008 No.534596 File: 21 KB, 281x367, 1209508068190.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] マイワイフ

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 22:29:51 2008 No.534604 Considered that they are fantasy waifu that only live in our solipsistic dreams, I don't see the problem here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:39:32 2008 No.535064 >>534596 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:40:23 2008 No.535069 >>535064 His wife

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:43:44 2008 No.535087 >>535064 Can't have her

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:49:31 2008 No.535125 File: 129 KB, 633x1000, 1209512971156.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is this a waifu claim thread? Then this one is mine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:51:16 2008 No.535140 File: 12 KB, 200x150, 1209513076661.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mai waifoo on the left

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 29 23:54:46 2008 No.535178 File: 54 KB, 490x400, 1209513286033.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai waifu.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 00:54:37 2008 No.535608 Mai Waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 00:56:42 2008 No.535622 >>535608 Enjoy your nothing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 00:57:16 2008 No.535623 File: 1010 KB, 1200x1200, 1209517036918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mai Waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 00:57:34 2008 No.535626 >>535178 no, you are the waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 00:59:46 2008 No.535637 File: 21 KB, 291x339, 1209517186367.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] YOU FUCKING SLUT

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:01:02 2008 No.535642 File: 26 KB, 726x426, 1209517262799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:01:41 2008 No.535645 File: 119 KB, 508x580, 1209517301304.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mai waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:02:50 2008 No.535648 File: 79 KB, 450x253, 1209517370183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ...she's no slut... ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:02:59 2008 No.535649 >>535642 better to just admit you are gay for shiki.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:03:08 2008 No.535650 File: 12 KB, 222x198, 1209517388063.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The solution is to have one so obscure that no one would have even thought about it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:03:21 2008 No.535652 uhhh, guys, I'm a girl from /cgl/ and I hate to tell you this but your 'waifus' aren't real... maybe your doing this for epic lulz though, in which case, CAN I HAZ WAIFU? :P

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:04:42 2008 No.535656 >>535652 Too obvious.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:06:51 2008 No.535663 I'm from /b/ and I stumbled up on this thread. wow you guys are real losers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:07:06 2008 No.535665 >>535652 0/10 troll moar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:07:51 2008 No.535666 >>535652 >>535663 Twice in a row. What dignity.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:08:27 2008 No.535669 >>535663 Hey, I'm the /cgl/ girl, wanna hook up? /b/tards are epic win! U guys are well brave with that project chanology stuff :) You can be my bishie and cosplay cloud and I'll cosplay Sakura because the only anime I've ever seen is Naruto.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:11:15 2008 No.535679 >>535669 Sure bitch, shit will be SO cash.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:11:45 2008 No.535681 >>535679 kewl. hav u got a myspace? ^_^

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:16:13 2008 No.535696 whats with all the hate for /cgl/? I see it on /a/ too. Why?

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:17:35 2008 No.535699 >>535681 no, as I am not a faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:19:41 2008 No.535704 >>535696 They are a bunch of fat fucking retards who all want to dress up as Rikku and show off their rolls.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:20:25 2008 No.535707
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>>535696

/cgl/ insult people by telling them they are 'never going to get laid' and shit like that, the kind of stuff you'd expect to hear in a fucking high-school or something. As with all women, they think there should be a fucking pecking order on the internet so they can bitch about people and look down on others. As is their female nature.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:23:52 2008 No.535717 As there are no wimmenz in /jp/, and any waifu I pick would have to like wimmenz, I alone have a monogamous waifu <3.

>>	Myon !Cqhrqm5cBg Wed Apr 30 01:26:47 2008 No.535730 >>535707 Don't forget the "mai husbando" threads! I mean, seriously, pairing yourself with real people on the quality of their cosplay!

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:27:10 2008 No.535734 >>535696 /a/ is 90% women

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:27:33 2008 No.535735 >>535734 ...well that was a weird typo /cgl/ is 90% women

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:28:31 2008 No.535740 >>535734 insert women on the internets comment here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:30:04 2008 No.535747 >>535730 How about that girl's profile on cosplay.com? >Pet Hates: >people with body/facial hair. Women are dirty fucking whores.

Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:30:08 2008 No.535748

>>535696

I dunno, personally I find /cgl/ fucking hilarious. I check in every once in a while when there's nothing on my main boards, just to see if there's any petty but amusing female drama, or fappable cosplay sluts. #2 is disappointingly rare, but #1 is pretty much a sure thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:30:43 2008 No.535753 >>535707 That picture still scares the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:31:59 2008 No.535754 >>535696 have you ever been in /cgl/? if you haven't, good. you're safe from RAGE for now

>>	Anonymous Wed Apr 30 01:35:41 2008 No.535776 >>535707 OH fuck. That pic speaks truth.

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