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Right, NEET test. How many amazon/internet retailer boxes do you have in your room?
I count 8.

>> No.5340191

3, and a new controller coming sometime soon

>> No.5340194

You made me actually get up and do a count.

I only have 6.

>> No.5340204

17, 4 unopened.

...I honestly don't remember what's in them.

>> No.5340209

none, I dispose of the boxes immediately.

>> No.5340211

>>5340209
This

>> No.5340212

I have no money, I'm a NEET.

Therefore

0

>> No.5340215

if you are poor neets, why do you have money for 5-20 amazon boxes?

>> No.5340217

0
NEET of 1+1/2 years here
I dont order shit off the internet

>> No.5340219

>>5340215
Mooching.

>> No.5340224

10. That I bought with my own money. That I earned. With a job. In real life. What was this test measuring?

>> No.5340225

Do figure boxes count? If so, 30ish.

>> No.5340227

4

I need to throw them away, but its such a bother.

>> No.5340233

>>5340215
Parents, and grandparents that only know how to show their "love" through currency

>> No.5340236

12

>> No.5340240

>>5340225
Picture or stfu

>> No.5340241

>>5340224
>>That I bought with my own money. That I earned. With a job. In real life.

Laughing /jp/ers.jpg

>> No.5340248

>Right, NEET test

ITT We are NEETs we are proud to be unemployed jobless faggots too lazy to even get up to use the bathroom so we piss ourselves.

It's like another click or fad. "Hey look guys! I'm a NEET! Am I cool now!?"

>> No.5340249

>>5340184
>NEET
>retailer
Does not compute. Just the fact that you normalfriends can afford stuff from Amazon is a testament to your non-NEETness. At best you're a full Disney NEET living in a damn dreamworld. I'm the only real deal NEET in this thread.

>> No.5340250

>>5340240
I don't own a camera, since i have no friends with which to share pictures.

>> No.5340253

>>5340241

SUCH UP IT'S TRUE DAMN IT. I have real life friends too, we go bowling and stuff; I'm not alone. I'M NOT ALONE.

>> No.5340259

>>5340249
Do you live with your parents?

>> No.5340262

>>5340249
You can be a NEET and still have money. I, and others who I've seen posting on this board in the past get disability benefits.

>> No.5340279

>>5340249
Don't tell me your proud to be a recluse shut-in and so goddamn lazy that you mooch off your parents who are undoubtedly disappointed in having a worthless son who will always be an unsuccessful failure.....

>> No.5340287

Is there any qualifications and prerequisites to be a TRUE NEET? I'd love to fit in with you guys and be a part of this group.

>> No.5340291

I have only one plus the box that was inside the box. I'm not going tho throw that one away as it has some nice art on it.

>> No.5340299

>>5340287
NEET- Not in Education, Employment and Training
That's all to it. And no, you wouldn't want to be a NEET.
I may consider being one if I earn enough money to support myself after I stop working. But life is a bitch...

>> No.5340303

True NEETs steal to support their lifestyle.

>> No.5340319

>>5340299
I am going to try this too as I will be going to Haiti in a few weeks to help with the rebuild. I work in construction and have been guaranteed $80,000 in 8 months with all expenses paid.

Should I go /jp/?

>> No.5340329
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5340329

True NEETS do not brag about their NEETness because it is nothing to be proud of.

>> No.5340330

>>5340319
>living in Haiti for 8 months
Fuck no

>> No.5340333

>>5340330
B-b-b-but $80,000....TAX FREE.

government work

>> No.5340334

>>5340319
Go for it Anon, and be a /jp/er that actually helps the world. But be careful with your work there though...

>> No.5340336

4 boxes

all from Newegg. I recently threw away some figurine boxes because they were taking up too much room.

>> No.5340340

>>5340329
Unless you're the mythical self-taught, productive NEET.

>> No.5340346

>>5340340
>Productive
>NEET

That does not compute.

>> No.5340348

>>5340333
8 months of your life full of hard labor and terrible surroundings

>> No.5340352

>>5340333
If you're already doing and used to construction work here, why the fuck not?

>> No.5340353

>>5340319
Whoa, fucking jackpot. Do it!

>> No.5340364

But... that would require going outside.

>> No.5340368

I buy from amazon all the time, but I keep my NEET dungeon tidy, so none.

>> No.5340372

>>5340346
That's why it's a myth. They say productive NEETs are rare beasts that only exist for a short time before moving on to a job. You'll be lucky to ever spot one.

>> No.5340373

>>5340348
Well, I'm also used to it and not a girly man like you....

>>5340352
>>5340353
Alrighty then.

>> No.5340387

>>5340259
>>5340279
Unlike most /jp/ers I come from a relatively upperclass family. I'm only a NEET because I chose to be one in order to get finished with a project I was working on. Just yesterday I turned down my older brother's offer for a high paying position at his job.

I just don't like asking my parents for money because they're the type of people that would want it back (in one way or another). I look down upon you NEETs who leech with no strings attached.

>> No.5340400

>>5340329
>>5340299
Why would you not want to be NEET? Aside from the inner lingering sense of guilt and the fact that you don't have lots of money to throw away on shit you don't need (which you know is all that 90% of normalfags do with their money). Aside from those I have plenty of time to study Japanese uninterrupted. And I can sleep like 14 hours a day. It definitely has an upside. It feels good to work and be productive, IF YOU ARE IN SOMETHING THAT YOU ENJOY (and that's a big if), but let's not kid ourselves, work is hard and it's not fun. It's a tradeoff. Time is just as valuable as money. Work, and have money. Or don't work, and have time. Both have good and bad.

>> No.5340405

>>5340387
I look down on lazy shit such as yourself who shuts themselves off from the world and when the time (usually forcefully) comes to go out into the world you turn into a quivering massive pitiful blob of tears.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!"

>> No.5340407

>>5340387
Look down on NEETs all you like. They deserve it.

>> No.5340414
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5340414

As a neet I laugh at you proles.

>> No.5340417

>>5340387
So, what was your project?

>> No.5340420

>>5340414
Fuck. Do not want even vaguely sexual pictures of that game.

>> No.5340422

>>5340387
You're telling me you're a NEET looking down on other NEET? That's retarded. If anything we should look down on you, since you come from an upperclass family you're probably even more spoiled than the rest of us. And none of us deserve what we have. By the way bro, there are always strings attached. Being NEET has consequences for everyone.

>> No.5340427

>>5340417
/jp/ project.

>> No.5340430

>>5340405
Who the hell would want to?

>> No.5340433

>>5340373
Haiti is not so bad...avoid the cheap whores and for gods sake you need to watch your belongings fucking closely. Those niggers will grab whatever they can. Otherwise if you've already done construction (what exactly is that you do? frame? drywall?) it wont differ much than what you're used to. Some of the food is rancid as fuck.

>> No.5340442

>>5340400
Lemme see.....

Guitar is my hobby. I LOVE playing guitar, especially electric. I love collecting them. I am in the process of collecting Super Real Greco's (a Japanese guitar maker) and hopefully acquiring one with Dry-Z pickups.

Now you said normalfags waste their money on shit they do not need but I ENJOY this hobby. I spend money on vintage guitars. Hell, I have 4 Gibsons in my room so you know what that means.

>> No.5340464

>>5340433
I run heavy equipment. Cheap whores? I'm still a virgin at 25 and have never considered myself a one-night stand kind of man so.....no worries there. We'll be set up inside a compound staying in hooches so no worries about niggers stealing shit.

Also all of our expenses (airfare, food etc) will be paid. The only thing I am worried about is no/really shitty internet. Shit will get boring really fast without it.

>> No.5340465

>>5340442
Collecters are the fucking worst. You aren't enjoying shit; you're just obsessive. It's okay if you want to delude yourself into thinking you honestly enjoy it, though.

>> No.5340467

0

>> No.5340478

3

but I have a big fat box of 300 envelopes, plus around 10-15 more scattered around my room, for stuff I've sold on amazon & ebay

>> No.5340482

>>5340442
Do you record anything with these Super Real guitars?

>> No.5340491
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5340491

Mom sends me money every month, but I barely get enough to pay for an internet connection and food. There is no way I can just save up and buy something on amazon.com

Plus, I'm too scared to get a debit card. I tried going to a bank once, but after being asked a few questions I got so nervous that I left without getting the card.

>> No.5340494

>>5340224
Do you know what a NEET is?

>> No.5340501

>>5340464
I hope you get some kind of internet, but it's fucking Haiti after all. You're lucky. I ended up doing framework for houses for 5 months and fucking hated every second of it.

>> No.5340502

I'm a NEET right now, and it sucks

>> No.5340506

>>5340491
You should work on that social anxiety, bro.

>> No.5340523

>>5340491

hello post-NEET here. I can go outside and talk to people sometimes. Maybe I can hang at your house?

>> No.5340558

>>5340491
Feel your pain, bro. Today I had to make a call to the internet company because the sign was horrible. I started trembling and stutter while talking when the female attendant picked up the phone. Feels bad man. ;_;

>> No.5340571

>>5340558
I'm glad there are people like you to remind me that I don't have it that bad.

>> No.5340579
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5340579

>>5340506
I'm trying.

Someday I will get that card. And maybe even an actual job instead of just helping out mom with web design.

>>5340523
Sorry, anon, I would rather talk to /jp/sies on /jp/.

>>5340558
;_;

>> No.5340600

No boxes. 6 little UPS bag things though. Mostly order video games, and that's what they come in.

>> No.5340612

>>5340465
And since when did a NEET become a psychologist? I love how people make assumptions when they've never even met the person in question they're making assumptions about. Ignorance rules the world.

>>5340482
I do actually.

>> No.5340633

>>5340465
>Collecters are the fucking worst. You aren't enjoying shit; you're just obsessive. It's okay if you want to delude yourself into thinking you honestly enjoy it, though.

And you're obsessive with being a jobless social recluse who looks down on others for being able to be social so you make it a point to be anti-social. You're no different.

He who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.

>> No.5340649

>>5340491
Bro, you can open checking accounts online. Hell, chase will even give you 125 bucks to open one.

http://www.depositaccounts.com/blog/2010/06/update-on-chase-checking-account-bonus-ach-transfers.htm
l

>> No.5340660

>>5340633
>>5340612
You guys assume I'm a NEET just because I'm posting in a NEET thread. Nice.

>> No.5340668

A NEET who trembles when talking on a phone to another person? A NEET that starts quivering and sweating and hissing and farting when walking into a bank because he's so nervous?

And you guys think you have the right to criticize other people? HAW.

>> No.5340670

I've got 7 boxes.

>> No.5340682

>>5340660
And yet you still think yourself to be a psychologist? You could be making good money given how much you worry about how other people go about their business.

>> No.5340686

>>5340682
All I want is for collectors to be wiped off the face of the planet. You're no better than mmo players.

>> No.5340687

>>5340668
Why are you even on /jp/? Fuck off.

>> No.5340702

>>5340686
Wish in one hand and shit in the other.

See which one fills up faster.

>> No.5340711

>>5340702
My wishes are fishes.

>> No.5340714

>>5340687
Did I hit a nerve? Aw~

You talk so big on the other side of that monitor. To bad you're too nervous and socially retarded to be this way whenever you step outside.

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>>5340711
And if wishes were fishes we'd all cast our nets into the sea.

I like collecting guitars. Deal with it or bitch some more.

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>>5340714

>> No.5340735

>>5340724
Keep deluding yourself and it'll be true, bitch.

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5340760

>>5340714
>>5340726

>> No.5340792
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5340792

>>5340735
>bitch

TAKE THIS

>> No.5340807

>>5340792
GOTCHA BITCH

>> No.5340895

>>5340184
Does the one I'm using to store DVDs (it's a really big one that I got when I ordered like 25 or so DVDs at once) count? The contents aren't the same 25 DVDs that it came with.

Other than that, nothing. I keep my room relatively neat.

>> No.5340919

13 boxes

rightstuf/figurine boxes/ebay boxes/etc

>> No.5340931

28....a mix of Rightstuf, Amazon, and Hobbysearch.

>> No.5340943

None, but I have a package at the post office I'm picking up tomorrow.

>> No.5340945

I keep all my boxes because I might need them for something.

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5341013

>>5340807
No, I got you babe.

>> No.5341038

I have four and two more coming in. It's not that hard to earn money doing online surveys and playing online poker on the weekends.

>> No.5341050

Is Amazon neet friendly?

>> No.5341073

>>5341038
How many surveys do you have to do to make any significant amount of money though?

>> No.5341106

>>5341050
They never require any delivery signatures, if that's what you're asking.

>> No.5341133

>>5341073
Around 10-15 for a twenty dollar check or Amazon gift card.

>> No.5341140

>>5341133
What site do you do this on?

>> No.5341154

>>5341140
There are quite a few but there's I-Say, Valued Opinions, and Opinion Outpost.

>> No.5341216

>>5340262
I fucking wish asthma would qualify for american disability.

I'll just have to find some train tracks and lose my legs and hope I live long enough for someone to find me.

>> No.5341235

>>5341216
I can saw off your legs for free. The catch is that I get to keep one.

>> No.5341464

>>5341235
You supply the anesthetic and we've got a deal.

>> No.5341503

>>5341464
I was thinking that I would just hit you in the head really hard with a lead pipe. Maybe some chloroform if I'm feeling generous.

>> No.5341518

1..6...9..oh jesus, 13 (my closet counts, right? it's attached to my room without even a door.)
I don't throw my boxes away.

>> No.5341540

>>5341518
>it's attached to my room without even a door
Mine too. Let's be friends.

>> No.5341552

4. However, I only save the ones that come in from Japan. I'd had atleast 3 in the past few months that I've thrown out.

>> No.5341555

>>5341540
You mean..closet friends!?

>> No.5341562

>>5341555
Sure why not?

>> No.5341581
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5341581

>>5341562
LETS DO IT!
I CALL RIGHTMOST ONE

>> No.5341598

let's see
1,2,3...6...9....12...dear lord I've got 33 boxes in my house.....And I've thrown away atleast twice that many....

>> No.5341611

>>5341581
How come you get the one with the accordion? Fine I'll take the one with the violin.

>> No.5341625

>>5340184

None.

>> No.5341627

>>5341611
wtb drum player
Who else has a closet that doesnt have a door to connect to their room!?

>> No.5341632

Two, but I threw some out recently.

>> No.5341677

0.

About a dozen Newegg boxes though. I've got a cluster and some rackmount servers in my room. Livin' the dream~

>> No.5341686

5, which have all arrived in the past week.

Figures, gayms and an onahole.

>> No.5341707

About 15. Goddamn, I really should clean this shit up, but that would take effort.

>> No.5341770

Obama is the reason you fucking slackers get away with this shit. Without Obama, you would all be broke.

Obama 2012.

>> No.5341932 [DELETED] 

>>5341627

I DO! I FINALLY FIT IN!

And I can actually play a trumpet, so that one is mine.

>> No.5341936

>>5341627

I do!

And I own and can play my trumpet, so I want that one.

>> No.5341944

Quite a few. I put them under my bed to stabilize it, since it's pretty broken.

>> No.5341950

>>5341936
Aw, hell yeah!
LETS DO IT

>> No.5341952

Why would you keep the boxes ? I throw them away.

>> No.5341955

None, because I am not a worthless shit that lets crap pile up in my room

>> No.5341958

>>5341952
because I like to use them for storage?

>> No.5341998

I think you could make a better argument about being proud to be black than proud to be a NEET.

>> No.5345598

>>5341998
I dunno, at least NEET may be something you chose to be yourself while a black man is just black and doesnt decide it.

>> No.5345646

>>5341216
USA disability system sucks. I'm 19, and I've got celiac disease, high blood pressure, sleep apnea, and high cholesterol, but none of those qualify. You have to be unable to work. Shit sucks, because when I'm off my parent's insurance the meds are gonna cost a shitload.

>> No.5345738

Like...4, maybe 5
Too lazy to get up to count

>> No.5345758

I had 5 until I cleaned up, now there's just one.

>> No.5345764

7 in the room. Literally COUNTLESS in the closet.

>> No.5345773

3 amazon and 6 rightstuf boxes

>> No.5345781

>>5345773
Oh and like 6 cardboard tubes

>> No.5345790

0. I recycled them all.

>> No.5345806

probably upwards of ten, but I'm not sure if that counts as I routinely sell/buy shit on ebay and save the boxes so I don't have to buy more.

>> No.5345816

The same amount as my care in this thread.

Which is to say none whatsoever.

>> No.5345839

0

true NEETs have no money ;_;

>> No.5345840

I toss them in the garage the instant I get them.

>> No.5345877

>>5345839
False. As I said earlier you can be a NEET and still have money.

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5347310

none.

but just over my bed (along with undone laundry), I can see 3 Heineken empty cans [2(330ml)+1(500ml)], one Redbull empty can [473 ml; got 2 more in frifge], one empty box of kleenex and one cup noodles (with chopsicks) about to be disposed of.

>> No.5348599

4

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