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Have you ever thought of becoming a professional sniper, /jp/?

Lying around all day in solitude, listening to your favorite IOSYS album with your soundproof headphones, taking it easy and headshotting terrorists. Living the dream.

>> No.5335142

We already discussed this. You have to be fully awake and focused at all times, even though you haven't eaten or slept in 40 hours, and just soil your own pants if necessary.

>> No.5335147

>implying i wouldn't prefer to shot niggers and arabs where i live
i don't want to be wanted by cops since using weapons outside than our house is considered illegal, sometime i want to be in america just for the weapons

>> No.5335151

I still believe that becoming a priest is the best possible career for Anon.

>> No.5335166

>>5335151
and by priest you mean child gynecologist

>> No.5335170

>>5335151
After finally playing through Heavens Feel, I really wish I hadn't already made my career choice, so I could agree with this.

>> No.5335169

That picture reminds me. Is Material Sniper ever going to get updated or has the maker given up on it?

>> No.5335176

I think the best career for /jp/ Anon is ad farmer.

>> No.5335178

>>5335142
>just soil your own pants if necessary

/jp/ shits on the floor regularly, I hardly consider this a downside.

>> No.5335182

>>5335128
I always player sniper in TF2 and I'm really good at it always topping the board.

I wish I could transfer my video game skills to real life.

>> No.5335191

>>5335176
>implying that's a career and not just convenient dream created to make lazy people waste their time

>> No.5335194

>>5335191
Reported for greentext on /jp/.

>> No.5335196

>>5335142
It still sounds like what /jp/ could do except with a VN. And without the "fully" awake.

>> No.5335203

Don't you need to have muscles to aim accurately?

The most I can bench is my G15 keyboard. I have to use two hands to move my mouse around.

>> No.5335206

>>5335191
>created to make lazy people waste their time
Sure is conspiracy theories ITT

>> No.5335211

>>5335206
I guess that came off the wrong way. I was going to say something about making money off lazy people, but I got unsure of how they would do that exactly and didn't bother.

>> No.5335212

itt retards who dont understand the mental and physical requirements to be a sharp shooter

enjoy your snipan games

>> No.5335228
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5335228

It's okay, I'll just get my loli to snipe for me. I'll be the spotter.

>> No.5335234

>>5335212
>itt retards who dont understand the mental and physical requirements to be a sharp shooter
Then why don't you tell us what they are?

>> No.5335238

>>5335228
She's 16, she's not a loli.

>> No.5335244
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5335244

I can't sit still for the life of me, either I get fidgety or my butt starts to hurt.

If I think about it my right arm gets this numbing pain, like right now.

>> No.5335249

>>5335203
Geez. I use a foot too.

>> No.5335250

>>5335238
And she`s Cal before going to Japan.

>> No.5335264

I couldn't kill people, nor could I hack it even one day in the military, I'm sure.

>> No.5335265

>>5335244

There is only one god, and his name is Inuboshi.

>> No.5335269

>>5335238
"My loli" just sounds much better than "my teenage girl".

I think this is because all men were intended to have their own personal loli, so it just sounds natural to us.

>> No.5335274
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5335274

>/jp/ does this, /jp/ does that

>> No.5335286
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>>5335269
You will never train your daughter into a talented criminal-killing vigilante ;_;

>> No.5335288

I'm still open for the possibility of trying to get into the recon troop when I get drafted, if someone presents a decent argument for it. So far, however, most of what I've read about it is turning me off.

>> No.5335297

>>5335288
I think we've established before that the most /jp/-friendly things to do is join the CHAIR FORCE or the navy. Become a logistics officer or a techie.

>> No.5335308

>>5335297
Sounds kinda boring, though. I want to do something a little more exciting, that I couldn't do anywhere else, so I can come back here and tell you some cool stories.

>> No.5335322

Become an amateur sniper, if you know what I mean.

>> No.5335326 [DELETED] 

>>5335127

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>> No.5335345

>I want to do something a little more exciting, that I couldn't do anywhere else

Then why are you on /jp/?

>> No.5335352

>>5335345
Because I don't have a job.

>> No.5335358 [DELETED] 

>>5335126

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>> No.5335369

my cousin is sniper, shit ain't fun at all.

>> No.5335374 [DELETED] 

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>> No.5335378 [DELETED] 

>>5335126

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>> No.5335391

>>5335238

does she have a sauce?

>> No.5335408

>>5335391

found it, nevermind

>> No.5335488

fuck, this game is addicting

>> No.5335499

Why does Iris have a bird on her head?

>> No.5335548
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5335548

now is sunako-chan thread

if someone wants to play

http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/matsnp.html

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>> No.5335583

9 out of 10 shots within a 3 centimeter spread of eachother, at 500 meters, with a 3006. Dem deer hunting skills, man.

And in case you were wondering the 10th landed into the adjacent target's 10'er because I was aiming at the wrong board, hurr.

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>>5335128
>>5335228
>>5335558
why is japanese loli using british rifle?

>> No.5335633

night missions are fucking bullshit

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>> No.5335678

>>5335128
What if a spy sneaks up on me and backstabs me?

>> No.5335700
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>> No.5335701

>>5335678
You piss on him before he can do it.

>> No.5335705

Snipers are never alone. There is always the spotter with him. And the military isn't the kind of place to go if you like to be alone, seriously.

>> No.5335721

I wish to insert full metal jackets into her anus and vagina.

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>>5335721

awawawaw

>> No.5337003

let's continue the sunako thread

>> No.5337014
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5337014

When did Satoko become a sniper?

>> No.5337016

>>5335705
This man speaks the truth.

>> No.5337044

>>5337014
http://nextframe.jp/flash/matsnp/matsnp.html

>> No.5337077

>>5335128
Being a sniper is not all the fun movies and vidya make it out to be.
First you need at least two people, one to spot the target, make the calculations speed, wind direction, distance and power, and take incoming communications and another one to actually take the shot, and given that you are only taking all the other calculations and adjusting your shot you rarely even see your target through the scope.

>> No.5337085

private security does not work that way

>> No.5337119

Police sniper is best sniper.

None of that "Oh, I'll just shoot center mass from a mile and a half away and let them die of blood loss and shock" bullshit. Gotta sever that C2, or hostages will most likely die.

>> No.5337120

>>5335548
Thanks Anon, I love this game.

>> No.5337144

>>5335238
Loli does not relate to the age of someone, but to their body type.

By your logic, Remilia and Flandre wouldn't be lolis, as they both are more than 500 years old.

>> No.5337691

>>5337003
This.
Does she have a full name? I'm trying to find pics on her.

>> No.5337725

I have essential tremors in my hands, so I wouldn't be able to shoot steady.

>> No.5337791

>>5337077
You're a lying retard.

Golgo snipes by himself all the time.

>> No.5337801

>>5337791

Golgo also has sexual relations with loose women, and hits men with his closed fists.

Can you do either of these things?

>> No.5337830

>>5337801
S-shut up!

I can do whatever I want! Faggot!

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>>5337801
>>5337830

>> No.5337882

>>5335700
I want to penetrate her from behind as she practices shooting, and hold myself still inside her so I get off only from the shockwaves of her shots traveling through her vagina.

>> No.5337916

>>5337882

It would be awesome to assfuck a chick firing an M2.

>> No.5337924

More Sunako-chan pics.

Also, anyone knows if Material Sniper's author is still working on it or he abandoned?

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5337930

>>5337924

>> No.5337933

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>> No.5338338

>>5337924
>>5337691
No one?

>> No.5338365

>>5338338
I'll search for some

>> No.5338857

>>5338365
Cool. Thanks.

>> No.5338865

>>5337924
>>5338338
It's the same dealio as Otome Function, except we actually get updates from time to time.

>> No.5338869

>>5338865
yeah but when was the last one?

>> No.5338890

>>5338869
Jeez, it really has been a while, huh?

>> No.5340644

My friend is a sniper in the marines... From the things he's told me, there's no way I'd make it ;__;

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5340674

I already am

のヮの

>> No.5340683

>>5340674
BULLET FALL WHY THIS HAPPEN

>> No.5340699

>>5340674
gb2/k/ boof

>> No.5340719

>>5335548
Why do you call Iris a sunako?

>> No.5340728

>>5340674
oh wow that's...kinda cool. my shots usually hit the 3rd or 4th circles.

>> No.5340738

>>5335274

Best post in this thread.

>> No.5340796

>>5340738
Best idol

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