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Have you fed your pran today, /jp/?

>> No.5331578

she's probably dead by now

>> No.5331579

No, but I made sure Namae's pran can buy herself a nice meal tonight.

>> No.5331582

What the fuck is a pran jesus christ

>> No.5331592

Before I left I made sure she was next to the pran station.

>> No.5331606

My puran was a slut anyways. She always did push ups while wearing a short skirt.

>> No.5331617

>>5331568

I fed her a smooth anti-depressant.

>> No.5331648

>>5331606
I miss your pran. Bring her back.

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Clerics have a quick path to success in Aika. Highly recommended.

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>>5331648

Useless puran, only good for her sex appeal.

>> No.5331821

I'm letting her become skinny so I can have her be a super model.

>> No.5331824

Fine god damn it. You guys are posting it every day so I will give it a shot later tonight or tomorrow.

Tips to get started?

>> No.5331941

>>5331824

Choose feonir. Other nations are small time. Also, keep in mind, the reason we're making these threads is because we like playing with /jp/. The community otherwise is your standard fare for MMOs, take that as you will.

Posting some info on the classes in a moment, along with some other misc info.

>> No.5331951

>>5331824
Don't bother, it's terrible.

Mabinogi was a lot more fun than this shit.

>> No.5331965

>>5331568
Actually I'm purposely trying to starve mine to get a Fallen Pran, thanks though.

>> No.5331970

Oh god yes, /jp/ still plays? My cleric is only like 28 but I'll get back on.

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She's a slut, anyways. Apparently, she finds her own "food."

>> No.5331990

>>5331970

'Still plays' is relative. There's like seven of us. Still, that's why we're making these threads.

Also, posting the aika class info in a sec, cut from the old aika thread copypasta.

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>> No.5332046

Class: Warrior
What it does: Moderate damage, secondary tank, stuns, party buffs.
What it looks like: Guts; sword and all.
Etc: Good all-around character.

Class: Paladin
What it does: Bellow average damage, AoE taunt, numerous self defense buffs.
What it looks like: A Valkyrie.
Etc: Very hard to kill at higher levels.

Class: Rifleman
What it does: HIGH burst damage from long distance (casting times), cloaking.
What it looks like: A faggot.
Etc: Great for ganking and picking off people low on health in large scale pvp.

Class: Dual Gunner
What it does: HIGH dps from mid range (long cooldowns), cloaking.
What it looks like: A slut.
Etc: Your basic "Assassin" or "Rogue".

Class: Warlock
What it does: Nuker + debuffer
What it looks like: DARKNESS
Etc: Magic version of rifleman; more AE damage, less DD damage(?)

Class: Cleric
What it does: Heals, buffs, AoE dps.
What it looks like: Teenage girl.
Etc: Many great skills but not enough points to go around. Skill resetting is cheap, though.

Miscellaneous:
1. All English Pran voice clips: http://zoome.jp/hptn/diary/21
All Japanese Pran voice clips: http://zoome.jp/hptn/diary/9
Japanese voice pack replacement: http://www.mediafire.com/?5n3zjyfk1kx
2. A modified .bin of the word filter that completely removes it, both sides must have it: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zezgmf5yjzy
*Note: Both #1 and #2 are client modificiations that are against the EULA, but are not CRC-checked. Use at your own risk.
3. Skill/build simulator: http://aika-tools.6.ql.bz/skill/en/

Keep in mind, this pasta is fairly old, so the curse filter bypass more than likely doesn't work anymore.


Those of you who want an invite, whisper Popo, Tarakona, Yumemi, Melynx, Negishi, or Merodach. To whisper, type /(name here) in game, then what you want to say. Feel free to ask any further questions, as I'm sure I've forgotten alot.

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reported.

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Sion, why do you hate the Hotglue guys?

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>Aika Online

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>> No.5332134

Your butthurt imagedumping only makes my penis harder, Sion.

To those who might actually see this on the frontpage before it gets flooded, info about aika is in the thread, a few posts into the imagedump.

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>>5332130
NERD DETECTED
WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO

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>>5332086

Fuck yeah, pleinair.

pleinair:/usr/local/etc/#uname
FreeBSD

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>>5332134
BUTTOWNEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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>my visage when all these fat nerds were crying out the butt

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ITT friend circle general
FRIEND CIRCLE REPORT IN!

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>> No.5332203

oh dear, sion is bleeding out the butt again

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backup's here motherfuckers

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>> No.5332210

>>5332196
White Ren reporting in

>> No.5332214

>>5332177

While I hate to respond like someone from /v/ would...

>implying another thread will not be made when this one get spammed into autosage
>implying you are not owned and buttangry

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>>5332196
Suigining

>> No.5332223

>>5331578
^-------This.

I accidentally my loli. My bad.

>> No.5332226

HG is also playing DFO, so thanks for helping

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>>5332214
>implying the botnet will ever stop

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>>5332214
>implying he's the only one who hates these threads and bombs them

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>>5332196
>my visage when I reported in

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>>5332237
nice booru filenames, nameless-nerd-that-is-trying-to-suck-sion's-owned-and-angery-pencil-dick

man id be embrasced if u were my friend, im really glad ur just an angry nerd whose friends with other angry nerds

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Mugi awoke in a small room. This was not home. There were no keyboards. No Afternoon Tea Times. She was cold and alone. Terrified, she attempted to get to her feet, before realizing she was chained by her ankle to the wall, and she was in a strange set of clothes. A hand going to her head, she also realized that her hair had been cut short. Tears forming in her eyes, she felt a sickening fear in her stomach. The door suddenly opened, bringing with it an overwhelming stench of brewed coffee.

"...Is my darling Accelerator awake?" Stan Lee asked, standing in the doorway.

"A-Accelerator...?" Mugi asked, confused. "I...my name is Mu-" she screamed. Stan Lee, in an instant, had thrown a cup of something scalding hot onto her. It had gotten all over her thighs and forearms...coffee. She wasn't surprised. Tears freely falling, she struggled to get up once more, chain clinking in resistance.

"Accelerator, you know I don't like it when you struggle!" the man shouted, pain audible in his voice. "...don't be upset. I'll make it all better. I'll get Joey to make me some more coffee after we're finished..." he said, facial features contorted in a manic smile.

Mugi felt a sickening fear in the pit of her stomach. What did he mean by that...? "Please, you have the wrong person! Who am I dressed up as!? My ha-"

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>>5332237

>implying that changes the fact that another thread will be made once this is bombed into oblivion
>implying that you are not butthurt

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>>5332264
holy shit dude take some hemorrhoid cream or something

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Stan Lee was on top of her, his tongue in her mouth.

The small girl felt bile rising in her throat as his thick coffee breath seemed to choke her. She felt him swirling his tongue around her own, and desperately tried to pull away, but to no avail.

"Accelerator...don't fight me. I'll scald you right in your ass...well. I know I'll be scalding you with my willy, but after that..." Stan Lee whispered, breath hot in her ear. "Let's get you out of those clothes...I've got to discuss an X-Men and Yotsuba&! crossover with a good japanese friend of mine..."

Mugi couldn't move as she felt her top being slowly pulled off. Her burns ached horribly, and him straddling her like that wasn't helping...oh god, why her?!

The seconds seemed to last years as she was slowly stripped naked from the top up. Openly crying, her body was heaving with sobs.

"Oh, Accelerator...it's okay. I know it hurts, but soon enough you'll feel all better..." his tongue traced her ear, before suckling on the lobe gently. His hands were gently rubbing her sides, before going up to her chest.

"Wha-...my dear, when on earth did you get breasts?" the elderly man asked, confused. Mugi screamed in protest.

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"I'm Mugi! Tsumugi Akiyama! I play the keyboard! I'm in a band! I'm in love with Mio-" a hand down her pants. He gently stroked her pubic hair, before beginning to rub her slit.

A low moan escaped her, just barely. "St-Stan Lee..." she whispered, trying to fight her natural urges.

"...Yes, Accelerator?" he asked, crazed passion in his eyes. His erection was creating quite the bulge in his pants, and it was clear the comic writer was packing heat.

'No!' she thought to herself, before catching a faint glimpse of herself reflected in his glasses. Oh...oh god. She was...she was dressed up like this...Accelerator thing! What was an accelerator anyways? A car part? Why would a car dress like this?!

"Get off me!" she yelled, slapping at his face and neck.

"Shut the fuck up, Accelerator! I've spent thousands of dollars trying to find you, and you're going to love me whether you like it or not!" he yelled back, tears in his eyes. He wasn't even making sense...a single finger slid inside of her.

"St-Stan! Stop it now!" she said, cheeks growing hot as he began to suck on her collarbone. Mugi couldn't enjoy this...not with this man. Not as some 'accelerator'...she continued to sob as he pulled her pants and underwear down to her ankles.

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"Oh, how I've been waiting..." he moaned, unzipping his pants.

He was...he was going to have sex with her. Mugi knew it was going to happen, and she only began to sob harder as the man took his shirt off. "I'll make you feel...incredible." he said, removing his finger from her vaginal orfice.

She shut her eyes tightly, hoping to god this was a nightmare...her eyes snapped open as his finger began poking at her anus. "Nooo!" she shouted, flailing as best she could. She tried to push him off, desperately, her burns absolutely screaming with pain.

"Shh...shhh..." he cooed, before another figure entered the room.

"Ah, Joey!" he exclaimed, grabbing the fresh, steaming cup of coffee from the boy's hands. He was missing his fingernails.

Taking a swig, he used his free hand to slowly probe Mugi's tight ass, getting it in to the knuckle. She was in utter agony.

"Oh...we'll need some lube, won't we..." Stan said, thinking for a minute. "I didn't have any prepa..." he trailed off, looking at his half empty cup of coffee. Mugi's eyebrows raised in absolute terror.

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"It'll only sting for a moment..." he muttered, removing his finger from her anus. Placing it and another finger into the steaming coffee, he winced a little at the heat. "This'll let me slide into your fine ass just fine..."

Two fingers slid into her so quickly it was like someone had fired a bullet straight into her butthole. "Fuwaaaaa!" she screamed, frantically trying to crawl backwards to get his elderly fingers out of her anus. It was so hot...and two fingers was painful enough already...his entire dick would absolutely kill her!

"P-please stop..." she cried out, as he fingerfucked her whimpering ass.

"Accel, listen...I need you. I love you more than anything I've created. I love you more than coffee. More than the moon, the sky, the earth...more than Spiderman and the X-Men. You're the only one for me." as Stan Lee placed a gentle kiss on her lips, Mugi found herself unable to fight back...

Stan Lee lowered himself, gently grasping her reddened thighs and placing them on his shoulders. "You ready, darling?"

Without thinking, she nodded.

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He poured more of the coffee on his raging boner, moaning as it audibly scalded his tender dick flesh. A split second later, he slowly prodded the tip into her ass, moaning out Accelerator's name as he fit half his cock inside.

"A-Ah...Stan..." Mugi moaned out, as she felt him begin to play with her breasts, gently squeezing her nipples. "Ah...Stan...let me be your Accelerator!" she shouted, hands grabbing the sides of his face, pulling him closer. She licked at his lips like a wild animal until he responded with his own tongue. They entered a small tongue war, until their lips finally connected in a deep, wet kiss.

Stan Lee slowly eased the rest of himself into her, and slowly started pumping his hips. "Accelerator, you're so god damned tight...ahhh...my balls are racing to the heavens..." he cried, breaking away from their kiss for a minute. Mugi began to kiss his adam's apple, and sucked on his neck. "Fuck me, Stan Lee. Fuck me like you've never fucked a japanese high school girl before..."

"I didn't know you were in high school, Accelerator!" he said, astonished, as he started thrusting harder, voice swarthy and filled with lust.

"I-I am!" Mugi replied, before kissing him once more.

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There was no longer a need for words. They kissed endlessly, deep at first, then butterfly kisses, then deep once more.

Stan Lee was absolutely ramming her ass now, balls slapping against her ass audibly. It only aroused her more. Her pussy juices trickled down to her ass, providing further lubrication as it mixed with the coffee.

He felt as if he were fucking something sent by god, made of pure ecstasy, molded for his cock and his cock only...like one of those flashlight vaginas, only it was his most beloved Accelerator.

"Faster!" she moaned between kisses. "So hard...need...you...ahh!" Mugi had just experienced her first orgasm not brought on by masturbation. It started in her abdomen, like a sickening sticky heat rising up through her whole body, sending a tidal wave of ecstasy through her brain. Only Stan Lee could make her feel like this...she knew it.

"Anything...ahh...anything for you, Acc...Accel!" Stan Lee shouted, his body dripping with sweat, as was Mugi's.

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Realizing she was the only one who'd come so far, she clenched her anus at precisely timed intervals, the inner walls of her poop tube grasping as his cock.

"Ahhh...Accelerator...you feel so gooood!" Stan Lee shouted, pumping so fast his heart was beating out of control...his blood pressure skyrocketed. Stan Lee couldn't feel his left arm, but ignored it.

"I'm gonna fuck you so hard you won't be able too Accelerate for a week!" the man shouted.

"Fuck me, Stan! Fuck meee!" Mugi felt his dick grow hotter...he was going to...!

"Come inside me, Stan Lee! Come right in my quivering anus!"

"It's fuwa fuwa time!" the man shouted, thrusting so hard he felt as if he'd just hit her tonsils. His sweet seed exploded from his tip, filling up her ass.

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"I...my heart..."

"...Stan?!" Mugi whimpered, hand going to stroke his cheek. "Stan!? Are you...Stan!" Mugi sat up, letting his head rest on her small breasts.

He barely managed to pull out of her, his semen mixed with the coffee now dripping out of her onto the floor.

"...Acceler...ator...I...I love you... HHNNNNGHHHHH" Stan Lee had just experienced a heart attack. He lost consciousness in his sweetheart's arms, as she rocked him back and forth, openly weeping for the man who had only loved Accelerator.

"Stan...oh Stan..." Mugi whispered, gently stroking his hair. She sobbed. "I'm glad...I could make your final moments happy..." She took the cup of coffee...mere drops left. Tilting the cup to get those last drops, she held the liquid in her mouth...it was barely lukewarm.

She kissed him, gently prying open his lips with her tongue, letting the small bit of liquid flow into his mouth.

"...Goodnight, sweet prince." she whispered in his ear, embracing him, before slowly humming Fuwa Fuwa Time to his motionless body.

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>> No.5332369

>>5332283
u mad cause ur a owned nerd

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>>5331565
lulz i found sum child porn featuren christopeher pooolar bear hearways :tinyurl dawt com / 39poqjq 98b9c8e473dd065a4938c12f415e66b9

>> No.5332370

What you're referring to as Games, are in fact, Interactive Videos, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Videos plus Interaction. PS3 is not a gaming system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Video system made useful by the blu ray, Other OS and vital system components comprising a full game system as defined by Sony.

Many Game users run a modified version of the game system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of games which is widely used today is often called "Xbox games", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the games system, developed by the gaman Project.

There really is a Playstation 3, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Video is the core: the program in the system that lets the users watch the videos. The video is an essential part of a entertainment system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a interactive controller. Games are normally used in the XBOX operating system: the whole system is basically Games with Games added, or Vidya games. All the so-called PS3 games are really distributions of Interactive videos.

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>> No.5332391

Wow saegin dis thred

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thanks op, she is hot bitch in porn, i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.

i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.

the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

>> No.5332397

The door slammed open, waking Ilya immediately. The girl sat upright in bed, rubbing her eyes and muttering, rather unhappy. A shadow stood in the doorway. Ilya looked up and squinted. It was just Saber, or so she thought. She laid down again, trying to make herself comfortable.

"Aw, go away, I'm trying to sleep," she whined.

Instead, the figure approached and grunted. Ilya looked up again. It was Saber, right? There was just something wrong with her. She had a dull look in her eyes, and she was holding something. Ilya sniffed.

"Is that--" she began.

"MEAT!" the thing declared, raising a large salami aloft.

"What the f-"

"MEAT!" it boomed, and brought the sausage to its lips. It licked it emphatically. "YoU reAdY?" it crooned.

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Ilya backed up and attempted to leave the bed. This was clearly not Saber. In the blink of an eye, however, Sader pounced on Ilya, holding her down. The salami landed next to Ilya's head. Its aroma was strong, and it glistened with Sader's spit in the moonlight. Ilya struggled for all she was worth. She looked away from the monster, who was staring at her intently.

A clammy hand grabbed at Ilya's panties; she hadn't been wearing any pajama bottoms. Ilya shrieked and tried batting Sader's hand away. The thin fabric of her underwear snapped and Sader carefully placed the panties on her head, as a perverted skullcap of sorts. Ilya kicked and bucked beneath her with great ferocity.

Sader turned her attention to the salami. She picked it up and delivered Ilya an impressive uppercut with it. The girl, dazed, went still for a moment from the shock. That gave Sader enough time to position the sausage outside Ilya's vagina. Snapping back to her senses, Ilya realized what was going on when she felt the cool meat against her young flesh. She promptly resumed her kicking and yelling.

Angered by this ungrateful response, Sader crammed about half the salami deep into Ilya. The pain of the insertion silenced her and her arms flopped down unto the bedsheets. Her hands clenched the fabric beneath them as Sader thrust the meat in and out. She would say "meat" occasionally as well, somehow satisfied. When she finished, Ilya was crying and bleeding. The salami lay on the ground, a disgusting mess. Sader stalked out of the room, scratching her ass and looking for the bathroom. The young girl's panties fell off her head and landed on the hefty sausage, a garish monument to lost innocence.

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>> No.5332414

One of these days, Taokaka was walking along probably eating something. Suddenly she realised she'd forgotten to file her taxes!

"Oh no!" she said, "I forgot to file my taxes, meow!"

So she rushed home. When she got there Ky Kiske was walking around in front of her house, but he's not even from the same game, so nobody cares about him. Taokaka opened the door to her house and entered her house. Inside the house was a tax form. She filled out the tax form and took it to the Official Tax Office of BlazBlue, and it was then filed.

"Woohoo!" said Taokaka, "my taxes are filed meow!"

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>> No.5332420 [DELETED] 

HEY KISAMAS,
WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING.

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Come.

Do you remember the summer you came here? You had to have noticed the signs.

What?

Didn't it feel like you were in a different time? That's the Dark Season. We'd like you to lend us your strength.

A janitor is created for a purpose, mine is to delete you.

Moot permitted me to post, you might say I was chosen.

I've made up my mind, I won't let you do this to Curry anymore!

Only a select few wield the power of a tripcode, and the Dark Season is a frontier that is ours alone to troll.

There's no telling what will happen if we don't do something about the shitposters!

That makes you all hypocrites!

I said shut up Sion!

Don't post again.

We call them "shitposters."

Yeah, so what?

Haha, what was that?

I want to unban you.

To truly post, we will need to make changes sometimes.

The time has come for you to wield your tripcode!

Going forward, there is one thing you musn't forget.

No, don't go!

You must accept your destiny.

The thread's come this far!

Well then, shall we begin?

Summer's just around the corner.

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We will see him right?

We'll see him again, and soon, you convinced me of that so stay strong.

Don't worry, we'll finish this...and go see him together.

Look, banned by mods, im a troll an enemy of 4chan, a danger to us all!

/a/ got shitty, I had to have somewhere to go so I thought I needed to forget my past and I became Suigin. I thought by changing my name I could change who I was.

Who are you?

I've got a few screws loose, but I'm a tripfag, same as you.

You must be CurryButt. Sion, butthurt generator of /jp/

Curry's a hero, we'll erect a memorial in /jp/ and put his pasta on display.

If they find out you're friends with Curry they'll...

*Slams fist down* YOU'RE MY BRO...this is your board.

The point is, I have people I can count on...I'll make it through.

I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

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>> No.5332477

>>5332447
Are you negroid.

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The very existance of you tripfags puts every last one of us in danger. Tell me, do you really think your posts are worth more than the millions of posts by Anonymous users?

So this is...the meido.

It's this things fault the bans started, and it's tripfags who are being banned. Curry told us to save /jp/, that means this thing needs to die!

You're not gonna go through this ordeal alone you know.

That's what scares me, I don't...I don't wanna see you get banned because of me.

Let /jp/ get what's comin', better that than watch a friend get banned.

What happens when your posts ruin someones life? How do you pay for what you've done?

BAN ME!

Don't you even! You think you get banned and everything'll be sugar and rainbows?

What do you want from me!?

You saw the fools, a mindless mob drunk on rage over a few tripfags.

Is this the /jp/ you dreamed of?

My /jp/ is but a janitors fancy now.

YOU BELIEVE IN ANON POSTS NOW?

YEAH, ANON SHITPOSTS.

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>> No.5332545

<Sokrates> Well shit, looks like our thread is dead.
<Sokrates> Some faggot is dumping disgaea images
<&Namae> Solution: everyone go spam screenshots
<&Namae> get sion all buttangery

>my face when Hotglue was literally upset

>> No.5332560

suk mi dik hotlug lol

>> No.5332572

>>5332545
<my epik face when u got buttmadhurt luls

>> No.5332570 [DELETED] 

lulz i found sum child porn featuren christopeher pooolar bear hearways :tinyurl dawt com / 39poqjq 0d2f8129fe4c1a11449404a8f0b5974e

>> No.5332614

>>5332545
>my face when no one actually cared because >/jp/

No one even responds to the spam, isn't it sad ;_;

Well, other than me, I wouldn't want you to feel bad and lonely.

>> No.5332626

>>5332614
Are you frustrated?

>> No.5332645

>>5332614
Hotglue member literally angry.wmv

>> No.5332664

what does a pran eat?

>> No.5332680

>>5332626 >>5332645
so desperate ;_;

Don't worry, you'll find a true love someday who will heal your buttwounds!

Stay strong! Fight on!

>> No.5332687

>>5332645

>sion still thinking his butthurt over Hotglue is deterring people rather than bringing more interest in a group of people he hates

Also, play aika, info further up in the thread, viral, etc.

>> No.5332688

>>5332664
Penis, much like Hotglue

>> No.5332702

>>5332680
>>5332687
So much anger because you can't handle the way I style on you

>> No.5332703

>>5332664
poop, BOOF

>> No.5332710

>making an Aika thread two days before the new flavor of the minute comes out

>> No.5332725

>>5332680
>>5332687
>act like you don't care
>care more than anyone else

>> No.5332729

>>5332710

>he thinks mecha moe action is going to be the new flavor of the month

Flavor of the minute, maybe. Maybe I'm just being pessimistic, though. It might be good. Maybe.

>> No.5332745

>>5332710
Hotglue won't play Cosmic Break, too much fun for them, not enough stats and grinding

>> No.5332747

>>5332702
Your just angri b/cuz you never got to style all over pineys and gaiafags with the rest of /jp/.

>> No.5332758

>>5332747
>angered virgin nerd believes he can even be in the same room as a high class citizen such as myself
>my visage

>> No.5332768

>>5332747
>>5332758

Samefag.

Also, on Hotglue and Cosmic Break, we're playing it come the 10th when OB goes live. We're just worried it's going to be shit and we'll have to search for a new flavor of the month.

>> No.5332780

>>5332768
You weren't worried about Aika being shit and then you played that for like a year

>> No.5332785

>>5332745
>Aika
>stats and grinding

>sion trying to make meaningful statements butt just looking dumb as usual

>suddenly /a//v/ thread

FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.5332800

>>5332785
Aika REVOLVES around stats and grinding, you have to be a blind fat nerd to not see that

>> No.5332795 [DELETED] 

>>5331564

lulz i found sum child porn featuren christopeher pooolar bear hearways :tinyurl dawt com / 39poqjq 3844f0f9de8a9bce87af83fb5f5fb659

>> No.5332841

>>5332800
>implying your ass isn't bleeding profusely from not knowning what your talking about and I didn't just call the whaaaaaaambulance to pick up your blood and asspain

>> No.5332862

>>5332841
>implying that's blood and not a ghost that is leaking out of my butt to own you in your sleep

>> No.5332905

bump

>> No.5333368

Obligatory post telling Feynir to come back.

>> No.5333378

Go back to /v/

>> No.5333384

>>5333378
thanks for the bump, Nadie

>> No.5333390

>>5333378
Otaku friendly games have always been a part of /jp/

>> No.5333412

>Cosmic Break

I'm surprise Japan haven't done something like an Strike Witches MMO.

>> No.5333421

>>5333390
It's fun to play with /jp/
But hotglue is like 30% /v/

>> No.5333463

>>5333421

Oh hey Nadie. Some pubbie was asking about you a few days ago. I'll tell them you said hi~

>> No.5333464

>>5333421
I'm pretty sure the leader exclusively invited from /jp/, considering the invite list was public. Enjoy /jp/ being 30% /v/, 50% /a/, and 100% /faggots/.

>> No.5333477

This thread's still up? You nerds must be ultra mad

>> No.5333507

>>5333477
>sion still desperately seeking attention
>my face

>> No.5333511

>>5333507
>nerds flailing away at my six pack with their scrawny little arms
>my visage

>> No.5333526

>>5333511
>pretending to be beefcake online
>actually is taking it in the ass from three burly men because he looks like a little girl
>ass starts bleeding

>> No.5333539

>>5333526
>Hotglue has a real beefcake in it's ranks
>His name is Kritz

>> No.5333543
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5333543

>>5333526
>he really thinks I'm not a total beefcake
>my visage

>> No.5333555
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5333555

>>5333539
>Kritz
>beefcake
Hahaha, no. Pic related, it's him. IRL name is Robert Quime.

>> No.5333556

>>5333463
Nah, just tell them that Nadie says "hola".

>> No.5333567

You know, some part of me wonders why Sion hates hotglue so much. Anyone care to shed some light on the matter?

>> No.5333570

>>5333555
It's strange. You have that picture saved on your computer. Mind explaining why you have such a picture? Might it be yourself and/or a homosexual lover?

>> No.5333577

>>5333567
Our community is 3x larger than his circle jerk IRC and we don't like him. He's a prick :3

>> No.5333590

>>5333570
It's Kritz IRL. I have full dox on every member of Hotglue.
>>5333577
>community
If by community you mean gay circlejerk party for casual gamers

>> No.5333597

>>5333577
Yeah, but your "community" is a bunch of neckbeards who play like six different shitty mmos together.

>> No.5333600

>>5333590
Deflecting the fact you have pictures of young boys saved on your computer? That's pretty gay. Really gay.

>> No.5333604

>>5333600
You seem insecure and frustreaded. You should take a hemmeroid pill and relax.

>> No.5333610

>>5333567
We actually did something.

>> No.5333617

>>5333604
Still avoiding all the pictures of young boys on your computer.

>> No.5333624

>>5333617
I admitted that I have full dox on every member of Hotglue, including pics. They're all very young children from /a/.

>> No.5333627

>>5333617
I'm pretty sure 90% of /jp/ are gay pedophiles.

>> No.5333640

>>5333624
So tell me; do you have a thing for gingers? Or just one to masturbate to facial shots.

>> No.5333654

>>5333640
You must be bleeding through your Bowser underoos right now because of how buttangry you are.

>> No.5333658

>>5333640
i'd have expected this level of insult from someone in middle school. come on man, you can do better than make the blandest gay joke in the world

>> No.5333666

>>5333624
>sion admits to having a hard drive full of male cp
>my face when he goes and cries to #friendcircle before wiping up his assbleed

>> No.5333669 [DELETED] 

lulz i found sum child porn featuren christopeher pooolar bear hearways :tinyurl dawt com / 39poqjq 096cbee1587cc510a87d9509c168b1c8

>> No.5333673

>>5333654
I wonder how chafed your cock is after your ginger-jacking sessions. Must rival your ass after the verbal raping everyone has given you in this thread.

>> No.5333679

>>5333666
You must be so angered right now, none of the pics are nude. I wouldn't even be alive right now if I saw nude pics of a Hotglue member, they're all horrendously ugly.

>> No.5333684

>>5333679
Can you post more of that pictures? Just to make sure you don't have mine. Por favor?

>> No.5333688

>>5333673
>verbal raping
If by verbal raping you mean I gave myself an enema with your tears

>> No.5333690

>>5333673
This has got to be the worst attempt at burning someone I've ever seen, throughout this entire thread. It's like watching someone's 11 year old brother try to insult someone.

How is sion, of all people, looking better than you coming out of this? It's fucking hilarious

>> No.5333692

>>5333679
0/10
Are you even trying anymore?

>> No.5333705
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5333705

>>5333684
Literally you IRL

>> No.5333721
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5333721

Hotglue
Rift-stylan
Lowbie-helpan
Pictures of Sion-fappan

>> No.5333722

>>5333705
No man, I'm the latino with long hair, try again!

>> No.5333723

>>5333705
more like that's the picture ur mom took of u at ur bearthday where you tried to commit suicide for being a lonely nerd but you were too poor to afford a real gun so you just keep posting on jp

>> No.5333726

>>5333723
So much buttfire

>> No.5333727

>>5333705
You spend your Wednesday nights looking up pictures of young boys to save to your computer with the intention to post on 4chan.

That's all that needs to be said about you.

>> No.5333736

Why can't we just get along?
Love & Peace

>> No.5333737

>>5333727
>Wednesday
It's Tuesday, hotglue confirmed for dumb gay babies

>> No.5333743

>>5333721
Dear god, THIS is what /jp/ does in MMOs? You grind together in your underwear?

>> No.5333745

>>5333737
It doesn't matter what day of the week it is! sion is ALWAYS saving pictures of young boys on his computer.

>> No.5333753

>>5333745
You mad cause I ordered 200 pizzas for you? You better get a dog, the Sion legion is coming for you nerd

>> No.5333758

>>5333743
I'm close to the level cap and I'm dicking around by helping some level 10s and such get through a dungeon.

But yes, this is what /jp/ does in MMOs. We style all over games.

>> No.5333759

>>5333745
Judging by that picture, I don't think any of you are handsome enough to be playing that card.

>> No.5333761

so much onage itt my butt's crying just form seein it

>> No.5333765

>>5333753
You know; No matter how many pictures of young boys you might save on your computer, you don't need to feed them (they are just pixels).

>> No.5333768

>>5333765
Haha, have fun. Suigin's on his way. ;)

>> No.5333773

>>5333753
Calm down, friend, it's understandable that you wouldn't play Aika because you can't have a little boy Pran to satisfy your carnal urges, but there's no reason to get mad at the other fine members of /jp/ who maintain normal desire for little girls.

>> No.5333777

>>5333773
Literally crying in the butt

"HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME" - you

>> No.5333779

>>5333773
Ehh, a pedophile is a pedophile. I don't think lusting after underage children is acceptable no matter what gender. I'd throw you guys in with him.

>> No.5333780

Anon is stylin on you bad my dear trip-user

>> No.5333784

>>5333768
11535_1216650531459_1084721024(...).jpg
24723_1320890457370_1084050168(...).jpg

Now sion, can you explain why both of the image you posted have the same format for their file name? I was going to let it slide that you are perhaps grabbing random images from google, but I'm starting to think you really do go about collection pictures of young boys.

>> No.5333788

Hey hotglue are you still playing gunboud? I'm bored right now.

>> No.5333794

>>5333784
Facebook file names, only a friendless weeaboo like you hotglues would be unable to recognize them. ;P

>> No.5333795

>>5333777
Oh dear, you seem to have become confused in your rage. I am not upset in the least--I merely want to assure you that you can find sanctuary amongst the other upstanding /jp/ers if you would naught but calm down.

>> No.5333798

>>5333777

It's like your ass is raining tears!

11535_1216650531459_1084721024(...).jpg

"11000-11500 index code for gingers" - u

>> No.5333799

>>5333784
I'm pretty sure that's facebook image code. He most likely got your facebook information through investigation on IRC.

>> No.5333807

>>5333794
Posting pictures of your friends from Jr. High again sion? I'm disappointed in you.

>> No.5333810

>>5333788
Cosmic Break on the 10th at noon PDT. cosmicbreak.com

It might end up being shit though, who knows.

>> No.5333811

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6FpZN8vz4E

FUCKING OWNED HARD

>> No.5333816

>>5333807
Not my friends, they're real pictures of you virgins ;)

>> No.5333821

>>5333811
They made a movie about u, your picture is 30 seconds in along with the other 2 people in feiendcircle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hw6zrInbtQE&feature=related

oh god my ass is pouring blood - AleshiaMerchant

>> No.5333822

>>5333807
>sion
>friends

oh you

>> No.5333826

>>5333811
You've already admitted that these are pictures of your friends from school, just give up. You're gimmicky speech and meme droppings isn't going to cover up how bent out of shape this thread has made you.

>> No.5333832

>>5333826
Look at how mad the semper games failfags are :3

>> No.5333834

>>5333821
Those actors are much to old. sion hangs with the little boys.

>> No.5333839

>>5333826
From the tone I see you all taking, I'm pretty sure he got SOME of them right. Most likely, one or two of these people are trying to 'deflect' this.

>> No.5333844

>>5333832
No more piffy comebacks? Or did it just dawn on you that you've spent the past 30 minutes posting pictures of your friends from Jr. High on 4chan?

>> No.5333848

>>5333844
There not my friends, they're you. Why are you trying to cover up the fact that you've been OWNED, DOXED, TROLLED AND C00KED.

>> No.5333849

>>5333844
Just...just stop.

>> No.5333851

ITT Hotgluefags get trolled hard by the BOTNET

I'm still amazed when people can't even notice a TRIPCODE different. My real Alicia trip has !Alicia.JPo

>> No.5333852

Holy shit this thread is hilarious. Fuck MMOs and all that, but seriously, this is a goldmine.

>> No.5333856

>>5333848
Hohoho yeah Sion, you surely got those /v/irgin hotglue nerds.

>> No.5333861

>>5333849

Fuck you

>>5333844

Keep going please. I'm lol'n hard.

>> No.5333865

>>5333856
Yeah, this is where I take issue. surely the people in hotglue already know they're worthless virgin losers? Why would you tell them what they already know?

>> No.5333866

>>5333848
Poor kid. Just remember to change the file names next time you attempt your comedy routine on here.

>> No.5333869

>>5333861
I'm not concerned, I've already got swat and roses on the way to ur house ;)

>> No.5333880
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5333880

Hotglue status
[ ] NOT TOLD
[X] TOLD

>> No.5333883

sure is a lot of /v/anov asspain in this thread

>> No.5333884

>>5333880
SION CONNECTION

>> No.5333886

>>5333865
You still need to tell them to go back to fucking /v/

>> No.5333887

>>5333880
>he's still posting trying to prove a point
>doesn't realize he's already lost 40L of blood out of his butt from all the pane

>>5333851
No one noticed b/cuz no one cares

>> No.5333893

>>5333887
>hotglue didn't notice the difference between ALICIa.JPo and the gibberish in mine

Underage gay nooblords

>> No.5333897

"IM CUMING BOKETS OF BLOOD FROM ME DICK" - me

>> No.5333899

>>5333887
Hotgluetards too dumb to realize they been arguing the BOTNET for hours

>> No.5333900

>>5333897
You're impersonating an impostor, your mad

>> No.5333903

"i get dril fucked in my DICK w/ a dick" - ME

>> No.5333907

"i fuk ur ass whil u FUCK MY MOUTH" - me 4lif

>> No.5333911

"i ass my blood WHile I RAGE onlie lawl" - ME

>> No.5333915

"im no7 gay wHen I FUK U LAWL" - me

>> No.5333916

>>5333903
>>5333907
OWNED

>> No.5333918

"i suk dik butt lol OWN rofl" - me

>> No.5333924

"lol UR a jew cus u liek GOLd dikz, LAWL" - me

>> No.5333925

im ownz and butt ranged - me

>> No.5333928

suddenly sions

everywhere

>> No.5333930

"ma DiCK is hurd cuz I fuCKED u, LOL" - ME

>> No.5333934

>>5333899
More like your ass is dripping blood and semen (because you had 4 dicks in it) because not a single person on the board notices your trip or cares if anyone impersonates you.

>> No.5333936

"thy Call me SALAD toser, cus i tossd u" - me

>> No.5333941

>>5333936
lol wtf

>> No.5333944

SUCK dICK

>> No.5336080

> hotglue

There's more than one Hotglue. Apparently the Aika Hotglue made people butthurt.

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