[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/jp/ - Otaku Culture

View post   

File: 275 KB, 2809x2500, 1275344264218.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
5324731 No.5324731 [Reply] [Original]

How about a Kaguya thread? Rest of Eientei is also fine.

>> No.5324741
File: 160 KB, 800x1079, uselessmoonbitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5324749
File: 28 KB, 519x736, 09c561613d7c4a97c12e80a600f694999546136a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Why is Kaguya wearing a polish outfit?

>> No.5324761
File: 106 KB, 505x557, kaguyasad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5324769

ZUN like Lunarians more than Gensokyans.

>> No.5324774
File: 188 KB, 500x1000, dc58e92837bebc4258c54ec7856adf5bc451b128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Why not.

>> No.5324777
File: 282 KB, 928x750, 07361d0eb7a37d966af6e69ff3041bc3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


It is what royalty dresses in on the moon, obviously.

>> No.5324778 [SPOILER] 
File: 358 KB, 1000x761, 2bc72c83017e2d85c53e02071bd276ba.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Sure, moonbitches. Two of them. Having sex. With each other.

>> No.5324782
File: 141 KB, 1000x604, 127474766655.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I only have the Eirin figure. Am I a terrible person?

>> No.5324790


So lunarians are polfags? Well they do fuck their pets, love booze and act like retards so...

>> No.5324806
File: 1.61 MB, 2695x1648, IN CHARS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5324809
File: 233 KB, 819x800, hatersgonnahate.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Don't mind me, just being canonically stronger than Sakuya, Marisa, Remilia and Reimu.

>> No.5324835


All big shot lunarians are stronger than them.

>> No.5324847

also, more than reisen.

>> No.5324859
File: 127 KB, 850x637, sample_6d632b62864c5e327c074b296856c002255ce58e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Superior moonbitch.

>> No.5324875


Seriously, I was in Krakow once and I saw girls wearing the exact same thing.

>> No.5324895

Why did she get married?

>> No.5324898

maybe you saw a Polish con ?

>> No.5324962


Nah. They were doing some kind of a traditional play or something.

>> No.5324970


Why do people get married?

>> No.5324984

Don't know. They shouldn't.

>> No.5324985
File: 344 KB, 1237x3500, moe 137552 animal_ears bra cleavage houraisan_kaguya kamiya_tomoe miko open_shirt pantsu stick_poster tail thighhighs touhou.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5324989
File: 267 KB, 850x1133, sample_6504acee81361f856a6259fc49d5f0bdb3e1798f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325148
File: 677 KB, 1909x1600, 23138ef72063801335bc8ac86ac8d2dba53dfdee.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Undoubtedly the most elegant Touhou.

>> No.5325187
File: 921 KB, 1024x1400, 55edd1840f2363be5794c0eb51cf9ba7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325193
File: 184 KB, 525x514, gaming_all_night.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5325204
File: 510 KB, 566x800, 1262436857080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5325231 [SPOILER] 
File: 437 KB, 1039x1517, youjoranbu6-42.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5325239

Eintei = most retarded group in Gensokyo.

>> No.5325253
File: 947 KB, 2500x2351, 1261591390064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5325259

I hate interior shots but that one's nastier than most.

>> No.5325278


I have something just for you:


>> No.5325308

Do vaginas really suck your penis in?

>> No.5325313

I got to 2:00

>> No.5325328


If the Kegel muscle's are trained well enough.

>> No.5325366
File: 242 KB, 566x800, 1275440613872.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325380
File: 241 KB, 947x1000, Kaguya2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

I love her forehead.

>> No.5325388


SDM > Eientei

But moon sluts are a close second.

>> No.5325403


The section with the camera down the guy's dick?

It reminds me of a FPS game for some reason.

I would play it.

>> No.5325412

Where's the teeth? The horrendous tongue?

>> No.5325434
File: 311 KB, 1027x356, Kegel_exerciser.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

So then that implies that Kaguya uses this kegel exerciser...

>> No.5325439


Vagina's muscles can be trained to do many things. Skilled prostitutes can smoke cigarettes with their pussy.

The problem is most girls just spread their legs and wait for the guy to do all the work.

>> No.5325445
File: 383 KB, 1000x790, 1275440430008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325456


Kaguya is 1000+ years old. I'm sure she tried everything out of boredom. And lunarians probably have vibrators centuries more advanced than ours.

>> No.5325485
File: 33 KB, 900x700, 3ec151baa30a3d975a526bcc7f38157cac033bf6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325492
File: 46 KB, 667x1000, 58109ab4598cb04d283b24825292d9728677434e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325497
File: 84 KB, 2119x1318, 31216212faab450546ea3136b463e395d8beb027.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325563
File: 99 KB, 1920x1200, 7fafc11ac7d8a4dce65eab013f8f2e98a7e29cad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If not for the Hourai elixir she would be a fat whale by now.

>> No.5325656
File: 203 KB, 800x1000, b7c31264f9df2576707bb5e4a59f0912be5c690c.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325727
File: 305 KB, 600x736, 5591d053bc2db6f16e60342244904980.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5325759
File: 509 KB, 1680x1260, d36237f25f091268b06caadcae550de8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

ITT: Peasants give royalty their just respect

>> No.5325764
File: 154 KB, 850x1204, sample-60a855eb379732626ee9b6d63f9447cb.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Kaguya djs like a mad cunt.png

>> No.5325774
File: 237 KB, 700x726, d2dc60f6181640ed09666f1416ada3a3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

dat hair

>> No.5327374 [DELETED] 
File: 414 KB, 700x1000, 21cb3ad669ac23bc637e8523de4dc02df0730013.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5327392
File: 521 KB, 1739x1208, 7ded7ce89d38f1dbfc075215826ad51d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5327404
File: 471 KB, 1937x1212, immortal_midnight_mass_in_solace_water.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5327461
File: 209 KB, 1024x1024, Whatver.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Does that really bear mentioning?

Although, just where the hell would Reisen stand on the power scale anyway?

>> No.5327472

stupid sexy tewi

>> No.5327556 [DELETED] 
File: 166 KB, 725x1024, 1e5f39239d0d415cd80e02b34349de5e7e6f3f33.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5327560

In Stage 5 tier.

>> No.5327568 [DELETED] 

In stage 4 or 5 tier, if you're playing PoFV

>> No.5327579

Marisa and Reimu are Stage 4 tier, too (in 2 games, Marisa in 3).
Unless you play as them.

>> No.5327613 [DELETED] 

Okay then.

>> No.5327632
File: 246 KB, 1024x1024, CoptonFRoson.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


So, she's actually whole level higher than the two main characters in the whole series? That's genuinely surprising. Just goes to show how much I've gotten to know the games.

Still, it doesn't help that near every bit of fanon I've seen has her portrayed as being near useless.

>> No.5327656

There need to be more pictures of her feet.

>> No.5327663

No, she's underling tier. Stage 5 bosses are merely underlings of Stage 6 bosses. Game stages don't say much about power (see the entire SA cast and Nue. )

And well, in IN, her fight is a complete joke with a grand total of two difficult patterns even on Lunatic.

>> No.5327667 [DELETED] 

There are a lot of characters that could, in reality, kick both Reimu's and Marisa's ass. But ZUN designed the playable versions of them to be overpowered.


>> No.5327676

I thought in IN Reisen wasn't fully in control of her powers, or hadn't perfected their use, or something.

>> No.5327688

That's Youmu you are talking about.
>Youmu's ability of swordsmanship has still been in progress, so she needs daily practice.

>> No.5327721
File: 98 KB, 512x512, ReisenEB.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


And for a moment there, I thought I was worried about Reisen being a respectively powerful being living in Gensokyo. A relief she's still essentially danmaku fodder.


I imagine that would certainly be the case for many of the youkai who just said "the hell with it" and disregarded the danmaku dueling rules entirely in wanting to have a piece of Reimu or Marisa.

I wonder if there've been any instances of the aggressive, short tempered or just plain dumber youkai attempting to break the rules, and then swiftly punished for it by the fist of an angry gap youkai.

>> No.5327752 [DELETED] 
File: 133 KB, 625x874, c744bcd211b83dbe310ef3f3e64939e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5327775
File: 133 KB, 625x874, c744bcd211b83dbe310ef3f3e64939e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Medicine would be one of those as she doesn't know the rules.
She wasn't holding back in the slightest, and didn't look like she cared if her her poison kills her opponents.
No one tried to punish her for anything (that gap youkai is asleep and doesn't care). Instead, Medicine went to a higher power herself without knowing.

>> No.5327807 [DELETED] 

Yeah but she got her ass kicked by all the characters, so it didn't matter. Unless you played her scenario.

>> No.5327832
File: 292 KB, 750x630, 1403733.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Even if you're not playing as Medicine, the other characters always flees after the fight.
(like Cirno fled from Utsuho in 12.3)

>> No.5327841 [DELETED] 

So after defeat. They leave?

>> No.5327855

But they don't flee from Medicine herself, they flee from the field of poisoned flowers she's residing at.

>> No.5327871

There is something about your thread's declaration that I find (most) peculiar. Perhaps I was under the misconception that /jp/ was NOT yet another rendition of the various pooshlmer-esque imageboards out there, and that on /jp/ a thread being (oh I dunno) A THREAD is explicitly implied. Do not let this happen again in the near future. Thanks.

>> No.5327893

Lily of the Valley flowers poison on contact.
If the characters fly, the have no reason to care about the poison.
They needed to get away because Medicine was controlling the poison during the danmaku fight and thereby poisoned the air as well.

But that's not the point.
>aggressive, short tempered or just plain dumber youkai attempting to break the rules, and then swiftly punished for it by the fist of an angry gap youkai.
It's not like Medicine was "punished" by any of the player characters.

>> No.5328108 [DELETED] 
File: 521 KB, 800x950, 6b07ef61ed73132123205667938b2e9792d6f25e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5328781 [DELETED] 
File: 490 KB, 985x691, 95c4e900f7704823f55f1835f281f4458bc13188.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5328958
File: 82 KB, 600x466, 1235495759386.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Don't die on me, thread.

>> No.5329001
File: 184 KB, 725x1024, 3ea803c5b1d7f99de15b1d550c0eb5ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329013
File: 275 KB, 725x1024, 7c0aace2d3750901b3cfdeda18eab6d4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329041
File: 322 KB, 708x1000, 1231661006400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329048
File: 140 KB, 850x1189, 1258817007338.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329052

big eyes, small mouth

>> No.5329060
File: 449 KB, 664x825, 1254115485345.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329079
File: 349 KB, 700x986, 1258141633415.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329090
File: 442 KB, 600x800, 1258142129983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329110
File: 137 KB, 512x512, 1254084345070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329126
File: 153 KB, 600x1058, 1258141736677.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329140
File: 324 KB, 725x1024, 1263883488867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329216
File: 122 KB, 636x639, 1258141896111.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329223


People are forgetting that IN cast was defeated by duets and those duets included some of the strongest youkai in Gensokyo. Lunarians are crazy powerful, ZUN agreed.

>> No.5329236
File: 101 KB, 1024x509, f3184500a5cdbd3b3ff9731ba2c62ac8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329265



>> No.5329278
File: 7 KB, 300x300, 1269575824833.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329344 [DELETED] 


>> No.5329443


Kaguya is a WoWfag? I'm disappointed my princess...

>> No.5329453
File: 91 KB, 850x648, THIS THREAD AGAIN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5329486

Maybe she's one of the good ones?
Yes, really.

>> No.5329487 [DELETED] 
File: 195 KB, 768x957, 53e6f09928090ecd01300e61023da44cf5618851.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You appear to be mad.

>> No.5329512
File: 75 KB, 700x549, drunken_nekomimi_kaguya..jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

She's excited about the new expansion
because she wants to play Worgen

>> No.5329519

Bullshit. Kaguya would go goblin or go home.

>> No.5329525 [DELETED] 

You have made it official. Awesome.

>> No.5329694
File: 42 KB, 521x585, 1236775764413.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5330386


She would play Belf and you know it.

>> No.5330466
File: 251 KB, 660x950, 2258b082c780fb08e743f416fe212d2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5330510

Black > Purple > Silver > Yellow

>> No.5330572


Okay I actually bothered to check, and it's not just Kaguya. Watatsuki sisters also wear clothes very similar to what nobility in Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth wore around 16-18th century. Their dress is called Zupan and those big belts of theirs are called Pas Kontuszowy.

Seriously ZUN...

>> No.5330585
File: 499 KB, 768x960, 9364054.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Moon confirmed for subjugation by loli space Nazis.

>> No.5330649


Nazi Touhous when?

>> No.5330731

Dude Poland and the moon are basically the same place.

>> No.5330737 [DELETED] 

Fanon shit.

>> No.5330798


I bet ZUN saw a polish nobleman picture on a vodka bottle.

>> No.5330857
File: 275 KB, 782x635, 1987174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła,
Kiedy my żyjemy.
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła,
Szablą odbierzemy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Przejdziem Wisłę, przejdziem Wartę,
Będziem Polakami.
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte,
Jak zwyciężać mamy.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Jak Czarniecki do Poznania
Po szwedzkim zaborze,
Dla ojczyzny ratowania
Wrócim się przez morze.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

Już tam ojciec do swej Basi
Mówi zapłakany
Słuchaj jeno, pono nasi
Biją w tarabany.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski.
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

>> No.5330934
File: 234 KB, 1200x700, 1267015110127.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5330945
File: 233 KB, 1024x444, 4208194251_82159d3e4b_b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

But there are already Nazis on the moon.

>> No.5330979

Is that some Iron Sky?

>> No.5330980


I would let her conquer me any day.

>> No.5330992 [DELETED] 


This thread has been completely derailed.

>> No.5331047
File: 201 KB, 752x1062, f6dc781f26207ce96099e1ac0548f56bb64bbf37.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Let's fix that.

>> No.5331185
File: 75 KB, 1680x1050, 5dc6690bf91025d51d80cc02202887a912805d63.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5331853
File: 19 KB, 513x383, f083dec9b1aa52245d0d80908c996fc63ebecae3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Don't you dare 404 on me!

>> No.5331912

this picture is weird

>> No.5332341
File: 34 KB, 600x446, 1275950605600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

If I could become one Touhou of my choosing I would choose Kaguya.

>> No.5332662

So Lunarians are a mix of ancient asian civilization and eastern-european civilization. This is actually quite interesting.

>> No.5332698

Getting killed multiple times when in a danmaku duel doesn't sound very attractive to me.

>> No.5332721


Mokou is the one getting constantly killed.

>> No.5332746 [DELETED] 

And constantly revived.

>> No.5332779


But I bet it hurts.

>> No.5332799 [DELETED] 

No duh it would.

>> No.5332839

So Lunarians are pretty much commies.

And they were invaded by USA.

Oh shit...

>> No.5334195
File: 132 KB, 500x475, 1254892265313.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5335730
File: 109 KB, 278x349, a0dff6b3dd08d0dfce386d46b19b0aa1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5336694

There is not enough good Kaguya art.

>> No.5336706
File: 682 KB, 1200x1311, teruyo-p.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Everything is good about Kaguya art.

>> No.5336723
File: 275 KB, 703x496, 1269746684657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5336730
File: 136 KB, 707x1000, 1273816207120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5336734
File: 1.97 MB, 1647x1534, 1275867379917.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5336740
File: 699 KB, 1000x1429, 1232580487651.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You'll near wear Kaguya's fancy panties ;_;

>> No.5336743
File: 351 KB, 600x801, 1275961121318.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5336752
File: 160 KB, 650x813, 120727318880.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5336770
File: 593 KB, 2016x2383, neil_armstrong_pose.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Mark my words: Neil will return to finish what he started.

>> No.5336813
File: 17 KB, 500x400, 1207540558319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5336849

They are at an even tier.
If one's stronger, it'd be Mokou by default because she's an EXTRA boss

>> No.5336912 [DELETED] 
File: 46 KB, 300x300, Mokou Pops Out 2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

"Kaguya! I'm here to kill you! Let's play!"

>> No.5336928


NASA Gunships! Fuck Yeah!

>> No.5336952


Oh, you.

Mokou is only an EXTRA boss because Kaguya convinces Reimu and the gang to go beat her up for shits and giggles. That tells nothing about how powerful Mokou is.

>> No.5337233


Kaguya is stronger. But she don't really care about Mokou's grudge and don't get serious. If anything battles with Mokou are a fun pass time for her.

>> No.5337349


Who the hell would shoot a moon rabbit before fucking her?

>> No.5338103


>So Lunarians are a mix of ancient asian civilization and eastern-european civilization. This is actually quite interesting.

Gensokyo itself is a blend of the East and West.

>> No.5338111



>> No.5338249


The only western group in Gensokyo is SDM. And even they aren't completely western.

>> No.5338841
File: 123 KB, 600x842, 1234391499300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5338842


They just wanted to make new friends...

>> No.5339013
File: 24 KB, 192x223, final.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


RAMIREZ! Take out those Moon Rabbits while dodging Danmaku!

>> No.5339317

Would be nice if ZUN explained what actually happened during this whole "Moon War".

>> No.5339414

>Moon rabbits
Barely sentient animals. Incapable of such sentimentality.

>> No.5339451


If you go by Iron Sky the Lunarians didn't do to well.

>> No.5339487
File: 226 KB, 741x800, 1259017895683.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5339495
File: 285 KB, 1132x1000, moe%2036371%20sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5339499
File: 217 KB, 1333x1000, moe%2066260%20sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5339506
File: 327 KB, 1268x1000, moe%2068789%20sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5339551


They won. And US didn't try to invade for the next 40 years, so I guess it was a crushing victory in the end.

>> No.5339621

Because the US flag stayed there for 40 years.

>> No.5339677


That's a government lie. That flag is no longer on the moon. Three fairies have it on the wall of their house for a long time.

>> No.5339724
File: 755 KB, 2560x1600, 1267748847987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Lunarians have the best pets ever.

>> No.5339740

more kaguyas feet :3c

>> No.5339782


There is a reason why Obama is cutting the space program.

To keep on the Lunarians good side.

>> No.5339871


I bet one day Toyohime appeared from thin air in front of his desk and explained how her fan work.

>> No.5339933
File: 201 KB, 573x800, yorihimesumie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


As a child, I remember reading a children's book where aliens appear before Ronald Reagan and do pretty much just that.

Since it's a children's book, Ronnie gets the point and gets Gorbachev on the hotline, explaining in a panicked state that aliens are coming "in a yellow elevator" to expel the earth into "a tuls that goes 'slurp'" (a black hole), unless they cut down on nuclear weapons.

I'd never imagine there was a way to work a SALT treaty into a children's book.

>> No.5339947
File: 181 KB, 567x800, toyohimesumie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

At least I think it was the SALT treaty. Modern history is a mess.

>> No.5339970


Lunarians sabotaged the oil rig in the Gulf!

They want to prevent us from fueling up for another invasion.

>> No.5340025


Shouldn't they have targeted Cape Canaveral or send Reisen to kill a few astronauts, NASA engineers and scientists?

Shit seems more practical.

>> No.5341163
File: 83 KB, 650x500, 9769263fb3c8e4aed769e5154caf918b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5341255
File: 46 KB, 800x600, president.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

You can't threaten us! We're the most powerful nation on Earth!
We did win the war, you know.

>> No.5341284

America's powerlevel multiplied by 3 since the last war so if they want to try to invade us then good luck.

>> No.5341289


Hey, it's BOB's host.

>> No.5341532


If they were serious Toyohime would just vaporise all significant american cities.

>> No.5341609

I want to see how technology can fight DANMAKU

Ah, if only Rikako (the scientist?) has existed again. TANK V.S. MASTER SPARK

>> No.5341672
File: 460 KB, 800x599, 1271355651365.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5341716

Lunar war is one big joke. LDC was the only lunarian force that fought USA and they are at best two dozens of lazy rabbits. I they were enough to repel american army I don't even want to think what would happen if lunarians were serious.

>> No.5341731


Tank + Master Spark = a pool of unrecognizable molten metal

>> No.5341759
File: 1.94 MB, 449x252, 1266280692232.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


First Lunar War OVA or something like that would be awesome. We would finally see some moon tech in action. SSiB was one big disappointment in that regard.

>> No.5341768

But the US invasion force is composed of three unsuspecting astronauts that never knew that they were at war with moon rabbits. They planted the american flag and went home unscathed.

>> No.5341776

Touhou is for mahou and frilly dress girls shooting mahou. It is not for /k/ and /m/ types. Sorry.

>> No.5341916


Americans were building military bases and exploiting resources on the moon according to Reisen's profile. You can see ruins of american bases and wrecks of vehicles in SSiB.

I bet astronauts were using some weird Sci-Fi tech straight from old Bond movies.

>> No.5341933


But Marisa shoots rockets if you take Nitori's shot type in SA. And there are UFOs in UFO. And anti-gravity tanks are mentioned in PMiSS.

>> No.5341945
File: 245 KB, 800x565, 9297474.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

my OTP

>> No.5342001
File: 497 KB, 700x956, moon bitch.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Easily. Muzzle velocity. Danmaku takes several seconds to clear the screen and is often inaccurate.

Little moon rabbit cannot outsmart boolet though.

>> No.5342012
File: 15 KB, 285x342, drax.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>implying that the NASA marine corps isn't quite experienced in dealing with overpowered mary sues with armies of expendable laser firing goons.

>> No.5342074
File: 240 KB, 1000x750, 733f2e5469042992374b3bf7e5790112.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5342089


There is no way normal bullets can even scratch magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use. Lunarian weapons work on youkai because they are a mix of ultra advanced technology and powerful magic. Normal weapons would be useless.

>> No.5342093
File: 133 KB, 1000x1500, 56a24e4b805c4ba91d011b9b59436c265d146fe2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5342496
File: 172 KB, 706x999, moe%20105190%20sample.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5344331


>> No.5344464

>magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use.
No such things.

>> No.5344578


You can't be serious. There is a reason why you must hit every boss hundreds of times to bring her down. Some cannon fodder youkai/fairies require dozens of hits to kill.

>> No.5344701


/r/ moar

>> No.5344785

Because they have GUTS!

>> No.5345000
File: 16 KB, 375x160, 375px-Holtzmanshields-Dune1984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use

>> No.5346568

Because frilly magic bullets are slightly less effective than throwing confetti at your targets.

>> No.5346578

>There is no way normal bullets can even scratch magical shields and barriers that all significant Touhous use.

>> No.5347170


Yeah. That's why one hit kill you when you are the challenger and aren't allowed to use magical defenses.

>> No.5347196
File: 226 KB, 585x715, 8f2eedcddd594bf1823b46fa548f6cd2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


>> No.5347267


Are you people serious? Danmaku include things like lasers, small black holes, nuclear energy, rockets, various blades, fireballs, and a ton of other stuff. There is no way that conventional weapons would hurt them. Especially since it was clearly stated that youkai can't be killed with normal weapons.

Besides thinking that there is no defensive magic in Touhou world is stupid beyond words. I have yet to see a magical system that don't have any defensive magic.

>> No.5347276

So why don't you have any magical barriers, is what I want to know.

>> No.5347296


They can be killed by disbelief and interaction with the human world. That's why the border was created in the first place; it was to keep humans out, not youkai in.

>> No.5347316

>Thanks to their magical culture, youkai could easily breach the barrier around Gensokyo. However, they chose not to do so; in fact, they strengthened the seal in order to prevent more humans from entering.
>However, youkai eat humans and natural humans are favoured as delicacies. Teams of cooks regularly venture beyond the barrier to hunt humans. They apply many methods to conceal their existence from humans of the outer world; accidents and people who run away from home... There are too many humans today for anyone to notice when a few go missing.
>Thus, the age of humans and youkai began anew.

>> No.5347324

>Human cooking


>> No.5347330


Every character in SWR and Soku use magical barriers when blocking attacks.

>> No.5347350


It was mentioned many times that they could easily destroy the barrier or leave Gensokyo without consequences, but they simply like the status quo.

>> No.5347361


That and I don't think they enjoy being raped.

Honestly, how often would that happen if the border was destroyed?

>> No.5347612


But they would be the ones doing the raping, not the other way around.

>> No.5347639


You didn't know? Almost all youkai eat humans. It's a part of Japanese folklore.

>> No.5347659

look at dat sluts

>> No.5347678
File: 244 KB, 600x600, Yamate.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]


Useless rabbit would be constantly raped.

Lonely umbrella would be constantly raped.

Most of them would end up victims, only a few of them are confident enough to either avoid rape or do the raping.

>> No.5347861

Anyone have a better quality version of this picture?

>> No.5347889


They don't fuck human males so it's OK.

>> No.5349526
File: 38 KB, 874x620, 63c1e71ad8d12ceb70f70da7b2908d069f8321ce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5349587


Both useless rabbit and lonely umbrella have the firepower of a Space Marines chapter. Who the hell would rape them? Superman on crack?

>> No.5349605


Kogasa only uses danmaku if you aren't surprised. So...just act surprised and then she'll let her guard down.

>> No.5349885
File: 59 KB, 300x919, Pugyuru.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Cheko owns moonrabbits

>> No.5351805
File: 117 KB, 600x500, 1267813710508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hard modo damaku

>> No.5351829
File: 219 KB, 1024x768, eientei cosplaying as superior faction.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>> No.5351896
File: 131 KB, 700x964, 29.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Hey guys! What's going on over here? Are we talking about Lunarians?

>> No.5356329
File: 240 KB, 3356x1641, 1276240868930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]