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>> No.5324362
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>>5324345
Nitori stop stealing assballs people need those.

>> No.5324356

Alice is not a human

This is historically inaccurate

>> No.5324367

>>5324362

Losing your assballs can result in Assburger's Syndrome. True facts.

>> No.5324368

WHY, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ARE YOU SULLYING MY WAIFU!?

>> No.5324370

So I heard Alice leaks golden poop.

>> No.5324371

what are the "assballs" technically called again

>> No.5324372

Marisa be all like,

>What the FUCK, da ze?

>> No.5324374

>>5324371

Shirikodama.

In b4 how does nigra know about Japan

>> No.5324379

>>5324374
Shikirodama

fag

>> No.5324389

So what do they do with the assballs after stealing them

>> No.5324392

>>5324389
They throw them at journalists.

>> No.5324395

>>5324389
give them to an underwater dragon king to eat, I think

fuck's sake japan has been weird forever

>> No.5324415

>>5324379

>http://www.j-prep.com/reference/word?sub=tru&ss=%E5%AD%90&type=vocab&dex=820&typ
e=vocab&bid=2026080

>しりこだま (shirikodama)
>mythical ball inside the anus that is sought after by kappa

Bro....

Ohhhhhh-kay....

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>>5324395
Hey, it's a myth. Pretty much all mythology is weird, fucked up, and impossible shit.
Go read the bible for a prime example

>> No.5324438

>>5324432

My favorite part is when Elisha gets a bunch of bears to tear some kids to shreds for trolling him.

I wish I could send BEARS over to people's houses for trolling me.

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Warned ya.

>> No.5324471

>>5324432
I am now going to take a rib out of a man and turn said rib into a woman.

WHAT THE FUCK GOD

>> No.5324488

>>5324395
No, it's their favorite food. More so than cucumbers.

>> No.5324491

>>5324438

Seriously...

I can just see it now.

Anon sits down on his computer, cracking his knuckles and saying to himself, "Boy! I sure am going to troll the shit out of Arc on 4chan today!"

Then he starts typing up a post.

>Hay arc. Ur gay.

Then a menacing growl behind him makes him turn around. And there's two HUGE FUCKING BEARS on his bed.

Then they tear his face off.

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>> No.5324516

>>5324432
Jesus should go to gensokyo, people have no faith in him

inb4byakurenicanmakeyouorgasmthreetimesinarow

>> No.5324534

>>5324345
Nitori your sick. Who in their right mind uses gloves while going up Alice's ass.

>> No.5324543

>>5324491
Rent-a-bear

>> No.5324719

>>5324543
I'd go with Build-A-Bear. Create your own ursine plush army.

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