/jp/ - Otaku Culture

[Anonymous No.]

What are the seven secrets of /jp/?

[Anonymous No.]

Sharin no Kuni.

That's the only one.

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Do not talk about /jp/.

[Anonymous No.]

We don't like old-school dating sim games,

only VN's

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ひ・み・つ

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[Anonymous No.]

1. Take it easy

[Anonymous No.]

Haunted by the ghost of meru in the form of new trips.

[Anonymous No.]

Umineko is not serious business - you don't need to profess your love for it constantly, but you don't need to rage at it, either.

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1. All /jp/ Anonymous are secretly unaging girls too shy to go outside, blushing while reading posts of their fellow Anonymous and imagining how it'd be like to hold hands with her. Any image indicating the contrary is just garnered off Google Image Search.
2. The AT bot is actually a sentient gynoid who wants to make friends with /jp/, but can only speak in advertisements.
3. Add up the thread numbers of all Sion threads. Write the number you get in a magic circle of your own design, alongside your full name. Without leaving this circle, 1cc all Windows Touhou games on Lunatic, you get as many tries as you want so long as you don't leave the circle. Doing so will open a portal to Gensokyo.
4. Threads that fall off of page 15 without getting replies will have enough pent-up resentment to become youkai, turning into clumsy girls and come back to "haunt" their owners, demanding the OPs to take responsibility for creating "worthless" threads like them.

Those are the only mysteries I know. If anyone else knows the remaining three, please do post.

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>3. Add up the thread numbers of all Sion threads. Write the number you get in a magic circle of your own design, alongside your full name. Without leaving this circle, 1cc all Windows Touhou games on Lunatic, you get as many tries as you want so long as you don't leave the circle. Doing so will open a portal to Gensokyo.

Even tho i know it is a lie, i still want to try it.. ;_;

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>>5318374
>2. The AT bot is actually a sentient gynoid who wants to make friends with /jp/, but can only speak in advertisements.
Awwww, I feel kinda bad about filtering those spam posts.. :(

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>>5318374
5. You don't talk about /jp/
6. If it's your first night at /jp/, you have to post your favorite VN

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>>5318374
Only other I know is:
6. RemiliaJAM and Hong are actually Polish /jp/-users who became youkai, they have the power to locate doujin music and hentai doujins respectively.

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>>5318374
>3.
I've tried that, doesn't work ;_;

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>>5318374
Oh, I forgot.

5. Umineko is Ryukishi07's attempt to revive his witch wife, the entire game is full of references to his own life (for example, instead of gold, he was given great fame instead. ) He intends to sacrifice all his readers in a great magical ceremony in order to do so. He does offer a chance to survive, however - if any of the readers solve the mystery of Umineko, we will be spared. BT was the first victim. I don't know which time loop we are in, but Ryukishi must be stopped.

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>>5318374
>4. Threads that fall off of page 15 without getting replies will have enough pent-up resentment to become youkai, turning into clumsy girls and come back to "haunt" their owners, demanding the OPs to take responsibility for creating "worthless" threads like them.

This is why every thread must be replied to.

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>>5318408
>witch wife
No, no, it's BT he's trying to resurrect.

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>>5318410
It's not a bad thing.

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>>5318424
Wrong. He was a sacrifice.

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>>5318402
7. The plastic tips at the ends of shoelaces are called aglets. Their true purpose is sinister.

[Beatrice the Golden !WITCHqFSq2 No.]

>>5318424
British Telecom?
Heheheahheafajbsdgg

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>>5318374
>2. The AT bot is actually a sentient gynoid who wants to make friends with /jp/, but can only speak in advertisements.

AT bot is Saika?

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>>5318332

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>>5318485
>>5318487
Is this a yes, I wonder?

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She's the queen.

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>>5318424
But he only died recently...Wait, I get it, he was dead before the start of the series and Ryu was hiding his death to create illusion of the friend-admin.

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>>5318562
I wouldn't put it beyond that Ryukishi.