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I was approached by two mormons today. They told me they're spreading the word of the God and asked me what's my belief. I had five minutes to kill so I kinda sorta started to spread the faith of Kanako. Did I do good?

>> No.5309147
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5309147

Youkais believe in Youkai Jesus.

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>>5309147
Monk magician, a prophet at best.

>> No.5309156

>>5309135
Did you literally go, "I worship a cartoon goddess called Kanako." or did you try and be creative with it and actually make it seem like a real religion?

>> No.5309159

>>5309156
It IS a real religion.

>> No.5309160

>>5309155
She dyed (part of her hair) for your sins!

>> No.5309162

>>5309156
I tried to make it seem real. Something about how nature's powers and elements are gods and so on though I didn't get to finish because I had to go as I was waiting someone.

>> No.5309164

Kanako tells me things, you know what Kanako told me?

"Keep you burning."

>> No.5309167

>>5309156

This.

OMG THERES A TOOHOO NAMED KANAKO AND SHE HAS HUGE TITS AND SHES TOTALLY AWESOME = you're a fag.

I worship an earth goddess named Kanako, who is an embodiment of a snake, who deposed a goddess named Suwako, the embodiment of a frog, in a massive ancient war. = much more win.

>> No.5309169

>>5309164
Did she also tell you to be a TOUGH BOY TOUGH BOY TOUGH BOY?

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>>5309135
Shikieiki is a good...girl

>> No.5309182

>>5309167
If I wanted to brush them off that easily I would have just started to tell them about Bible Black and how the true word is only written there.

>> No.5309184

>>5309180
Eh just a hunch...

>> No.5309180

>>5309169
Yeah! How did you guess?

>> No.5309185

>>5309162
Weren't you just basically talking about a form of nature worship then? They probably just thought you were a generic crazy newage pagan hippie or something.

>> No.5309188

>>5309162
Cool, you sounded like a neo-pagan or some other new-age pseudo-religion.

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>>5309135
?!

>> No.5309198

>>5309185
>>5309188
Well you try explaining the full thing in 5 minutes, I only got half way.

>> No.5309203

Have you become the first prophet?

>> No.5309210

>>5309135
Suwako > Kanako

>> No.5309214

>>5309198
Any way you twist it, it's going to sound like you're either a neo-pagan or a delusional weeaboo.

>> No.5309230

"i will only believe in the judgement that i deserve in the end of my life between good and evil"
i believe only in the Yama

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>>5309214
Did you think those ancient phrases were mere words, Manfool?

>> No.5309228

I will strangle every Kanako worshipper I see for the illustrious greatness of Suwako.

REMEMBER THE GREAT SUWA WAR!

>> No.5309235

>>5309135
OP is now my new religion.

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>>5309230
This.

>> No.5309242

I change my mind. I'm polytheistic.

>> No.5309249

>>5309242
Even polytheists have loyalties.

>> No.5309252

I am never going to watch Gundam Victory

>> No.5309254

>>5309249
What do you mean by that?

>> No.5309266

>>5309254
Being a follower of one god can be an exclusive.

>> No.5309283

>>5309266
Exclusive?

I'm sorry. I'm seriously brain-dead today.

>> No.5309287

>>5309283
You believe that many gods exist, but only worship one.

>> No.5309295

>>5309287
Oh okay. That makes sense.

>> No.5309311

>>5309287
Wasn't that basically Greek/Roman polytheism? Everyone acknowledged the entire pantheon existed, but only worshiped one (until it became cool to worship another)?

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The wheel of fate must turn.

>> No.5309347

>>5309333
Didn't Kain bury your sorry ass?

>> No.5309351

>>5309333
WHEEL OF FATE IS TURNING

ROUND 1

FIGHT

>> No.5309358

>>5309135
They're even here, two sort of fat girls approach me and ask me something in weird Croatian. I reply with "You're American right?". I had time to kill so I actually talked about random shit with them and I always derailed their god topics. It was fun and a nice opportunity to talk English.

>> No.5309359

>>5309311
As far as my limited knowledge tells me, it wasn't. Hell, Romans were actually "adopting" foreign gods of defeated neighbours.

>> No.5309368

>>5309351
Wrong reference.

>> No.5309393

>>5309359
Yeah, they were pragmatic as hell in that regard. Converting everyone would've been a waste of time. The Catholic church to this day resorts to subversion of local rituals into saint worship.

>> No.5309416

>>5309311
Not like that, Romans would worship everyone just not in equal measure, focusing mostly on their patron deity/ies or whatever except in times of need.

>> No.5309467

Usually priestess or whatever would be dedicated to one god, but greeks and romans would ask favor from whatever god fit their current situation.

Certain Hindu sects encourage devotees to dedicate themselves to one god and find connection to the ultimate reality through that.

I'm not too sure on how shinto works, but it's an animistic religion that assumes everything in the world has a god of it. I don't think shinto beleivers consider worshiping anything below a certain rank, though they'd certainly pay respect to them.

>> No.5309493

>>5309351
>Round 1
It's Rebel, dammit.

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